The 8 Stages Of Alcohol Consumption

Submitted by: jerrygreen 7 years ago
http://www.holytaco.com/8-stages-alcohol-consumption

From least awesome to most awesome and back again.
There are 42 comments:
Female 535
"How drunk was I last night?"
"I dunno, I passed out!"
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Female 1,231
LOL@ steve41high

Both posts.

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Female 1,398
Hahaha... just more reason for me never to drink.
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Female 2,064
I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again: I`m not touching beer. Ever.
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Male 1,153
"Because good nights have horrible mornings."

you know how good a night was, by how f*cked up yiou are in the morning.

Bangin headache and feeling sick = Good night
Broken arm and in a police station = Epic night

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Male 1,153
If i was motivated enough, id write the 8 stages of Cannabis consumption.

Except having probably reached stage 8 a while ago, i lost motivation and recollection of the first few stages.

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Male 240
I stay somewhere between stage 2 and stage 3, everyday. Stage 5 is for special occasions.

Stage 6, 7 and 8 are for non-drinking sissy pansies.

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Male 2,553
All this raises a question: one stage will inevitably lead to the next stage, as, in the beginning, you have no intention of going as far as last time, and later on, because you have no intentions at all. So, the question is, why? Why drink this much at all? Alcohol is something that should be drunk in small amount because it tastes good WHEN YOU ARE SOBER, and elevates the taste of the food.
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Female 231
Beer does not taste like crap, what the hell is wrong with you? Sounds like you`re drinking the wrong beers or you should stick with drinking mike`s hard.
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Female 382
this pretty much sums up me at my friend`s bday party last month....quite possibly my proudest, or most shameful moments......depends on who you ask
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Male 2,582
The only people who drink for the taste of it are wine snobs, and even they will tell you if it didn`t have alcohol in it they wouldn`t bother.
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Female 1,984
"Only total pussies drink and find it icky."
You`re the "pussy".

Drinking sucks, end of discussion. Beer tastes like crap.

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Female 497
Yup, sounds about right.
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Male 2,582
Well stage 4 does indeed raise an interesting question, WOULD a grizzly bear kick a gorillas ass in a fight?

I think that`s too deep for drunk talk.

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Male 144
A Grizzly Bear Would Kick A Gorilla’s Ass In A Fight

I LOL`d. I have to make a note to get this conversation started the next time I`m the designated driver. Hell, I gotta get my lulz somehow.

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Male 976
"The only people who willingly swallow a disgusting liquid and then say “oh yeah!” afterwards are drunk people and porn stars. And both usually have a high percentage of ending their night with something stuck in their non-nice individual."

Beautiful... just beautiful.

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Male 1,036
Maybe I drink too much, but these stages have nothing in common with my drinking. First off, it isn`t akward with friends before the buzz, nor do I talk about tv shows or the internet (wich is why I even do have friends). Second, I like the taste of beer and liquor if I am drunk or not. Only total pussies drink and find it icky.

The rest is a blur.

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Female 176
hahahaha, i liked the 8 stages of a drunk bar girl that was down there in the comments
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Female 3,696
I am currently at number two :)
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Female 609
so. true.
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Female 1,401
i`m allergic to beer.

this makes me thankful

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Male 1,666
Been to #7, but skipped a few because I`m a very nice drunk.
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Male 9,306
More reason why I don`t need to drink. ^^
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Female 410
LOL@ "This guy right here...this fuggin guy...this is the guy, right here..."

It`s true. I`ve heard many versions of that.

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Female 1,427
You forget the stage 9: Aftermath.

Also known as "Stage 9: I SWEAR I`LL NEVER DRINK AGAIN."

Because good nights have horrible mornings.

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Female 308
I`ve never been past stage one...
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Male 2,050
Stage 7 pic is NSFW.
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Male 619
The 5 stages of drinking by Larry Miller.

A brilliant piece of comedy.

"As long as I get 5 hours sleep.... I`m cool."

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Male 14,330
"where was the buzzed stage?"

It`s not in there because you never remember it.

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Male 13,624
Yellowsquare - when you get to my age, you forget why your out, and look at the clock, and by bugger, its bed time!!LOL!!
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Female 5,222
LMAO number 8 was way rofl
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Male 2,313
Pretty accurate, but I ususally try and skip a few steps.
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Female 2,672
this was funny
but at about no 6 i puke
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Female 15,763
No stage 9: You wake up in the hospital?
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Male 395
heh, there are people posting comments there saying this is terrible, but I promise, I have had MANY nights exactly as described here!
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Female 317
damn! perfectly correct
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Female 1,545
ferdyfred, your comment was exponentially more hilarious than the link. lol, thank you!
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Male 13,624
Im growing old, I hit No:3 and fall asleep :-(
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Male 362
where was the buzzed stage?
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Male 516
that sounds about right...
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Female 1,269
i dont have to deal with this
:D
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Male 11
Link: The 8 Stages Of Alcohol Consumption [Rate Link] - From least awesome to most awesome and back again.
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