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Date: 04/22/09 12:12 PM

43 Responses to The 8 Stages Of Alcohol Consumption

  1. Profile photo of jerrygreen
    jerrygreen Male 18-29
    11 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    Link: The 8 Stages Of Alcohol Consumption - From least awesome to most awesome and back again.
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    neveryours Female 13-17
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    April 22, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    i dont have to deal with this
    :D
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    admisaok Male 18-29
    516 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    that sounds about right...
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    thebandit Male 18-29
    362 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    where was the buzzed stage?
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    April 22, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    Im growing old, I hit No:3 and fall asleep :-(
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    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    ferdyfred, your comment was exponentially more hilarious than the link. lol, thank you!
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    in2gooh Female 18-29
    317 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    damn! perfectly correct
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    Nick_13 Male 30-39
    394 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    heh, there are people posting comments there saying this is terrible, but I promise, I have had MANY nights exactly as described here!
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    No stage 9: You wake up in the hospital?
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    murrymalty Female 18-29
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    April 22, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    this was funny
    but at about no 6 i puke
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    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    Pretty accurate, but I ususally try and skip a few steps.
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    April 22, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    LMAO number 8 was way rofl
  13. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    Yellowsquare - when you get to my age, you forget why your out, and look at the clock, and by bugger, its bed time!!LOL!!
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    April 22, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    "where was the buzzed stage?"

    It`s not in there because you never remember it.

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    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    The 5 stages of drinking by Larry Miller.

    A brilliant piece of comedy.

    "As long as I get 5 hours sleep.... I`m cool."

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    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    Stage 7 pic is NSFW.
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    ambercooper Female 18-29
    308 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    I`ve never been past stage one...
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    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    You forget the stage 9: Aftermath.

    Also known as "Stage 9: I SWEAR I`LL NEVER DRINK AGAIN."

    Because good nights have horrible mornings.

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    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    LOL@ "This guy right here...this fuggin guy...this is the guy, right here..."

    It`s true. I`ve heard many versions of that.

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    More reason why I don`t need to drink. ^^
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    vitaliy Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    Been to #7, but skipped a few because I`m a very nice drunk.
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    habbazoot
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    April 22, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    sXe all the way
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    bananajojo Female 18-29
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    April 22, 2009 at 7:27 pm
    i`m allergic to beer.

    this makes me thankful

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    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    so. true.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    I am currently at number two :)
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    pwnda Female 18-29
    176 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    hahahaha, i liked the 8 stages of a drunk bar girl that was down there in the comments
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    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 9:15 pm
    Maybe I drink too much, but these stages have nothing in common with my drinking. First off, it isn`t akward with friends before the buzz, nor do I talk about tv shows or the internet (wich is why I even do have friends). Second, I like the taste of beer and liquor if I am drunk or not. Only total pussies drink and find it icky.

    The rest is a blur.

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    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    "The only people who willingly swallow a disgusting liquid and then say “oh yeah!” afterwards are drunk people and porn stars. And both usually have a high percentage of ending their night with something stuck in their non-nice individual."

    Beautiful... just beautiful.

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    AchLstStnd Male 30-39
    144 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    A Grizzly Bear Would Kick A Gorilla’s Ass In A Fight

    I LOL`d. I have to make a note to get this conversation started the next time I`m the designated driver. Hell, I gotta get my lulz somehow.

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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 10:08 pm
    Well stage 4 does indeed raise an interesting question, WOULD a grizzly bear kick a gorillas ass in a fight?

    I think that`s too deep for drunk talk.

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    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 10:20 pm
    Yup, sounds about right.
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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 11:30 pm
    "Only total pussies drink and find it icky."
    You`re the "pussy".

    Drinking sucks, end of discussion. Beer tastes like crap.

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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 12:46 am
    The only people who drink for the taste of it are wine snobs, and even they will tell you if it didn`t have alcohol in it they wouldn`t bother.
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    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 6:33 am
    this pretty much sums up me at my friend`s bday party last month....quite possibly my proudest, or most shameful moments......depends on who you ask
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    Ughhzombie Female 18-29
    231 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 11:08 am
    Beer does not taste like crap, what the hell is wrong with you? Sounds like you`re drinking the wrong beers or you should stick with drinking mike`s hard.
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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 11:12 am
    All this raises a question: one stage will inevitably lead to the next stage, as, in the beginning, you have no intention of going as far as last time, and later on, because you have no intentions at all. So, the question is, why? Why drink this much at all? Alcohol is something that should be drunk in small amount because it tastes good WHEN YOU ARE SOBER, and elevates the taste of the food.
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    FecesinVCR Male 18-29
    241 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    I stay somewhere between stage 2 and stage 3, everyday. Stage 5 is for special occasions.

    Stage 6, 7 and 8 are for non-drinking sissy pansies.

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    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    If i was motivated enough, id write the 8 stages of Cannabis consumption.

    Except having probably reached stage 8 a while ago, i lost motivation and recollection of the first few stages.

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    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    "Because good nights have horrible mornings."

    you know how good a night was, by how f*cked up yiou are in the morning.

    Bangin headache and feeling sick = Good night
    Broken arm and in a police station = Epic night

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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again: I`m not touching beer. Ever.
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 10:52 pm
    Hahaha... just more reason for me never to drink.
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    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 1:25 am
    LOL@ steve41high

    Both posts.

  43. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 8:06 am
    "How drunk was I last night?"
    "I dunno, I passed out!"

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