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48 Responses to The 5 Most Self-Defeating Fetishes

  1. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 10:20 am
    Link: The 5 Most Self-Defeating Fetishes - What if the very thing you’re attracted to is not only unlikely to ever occur, but actually fundamentally impossible?
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    8o8azn Female 13-17
    133 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 10:26 am
    okay then...
  3. Profile photo of jesswalker
    jesswalker Female 18-29
    43 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 10:33 am
    I guess I`m a technosexual. I can come out now that I know I`m not the only one!
  4. Profile photo of OverTheMoo
    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
    460 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 10:39 am
    Hmm...well, whatever floats your boat.

    Actually I believe there is a totally logical explanation for the full-bladder one. O...whatever it was. Because you see, apparently masturbating helps suppress the desire to pee, so I think that is directly correlated to that fetish. Weird, but possibly true.

    Like I said, whatever floats your boat. 0-o

  5. Profile photo of thebandit
    thebandit Male 18-29
    363 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 10:41 am
    i have to pee... but im not gonna do it
  6. Profile photo of brownsugar3
    brownsugar3 Male 18-29
    306 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 10:59 am
    i would actually like to see those asian guys in them anime costumes....its scary...but in a way that i just wanna stare and freak myself out
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    symbolica Female 18-29
    41 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 11:48 am
    macrophilia destroys my hope in men.
  8. Profile photo of mamerv
    mamerv Male 18-29
    328 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    Odd, just very odd, but whatever gets you by I suppose.
  9. Profile photo of summarr
    summarr Female 13-17
    188 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    OverTheMoo: yea, apparently when u have sex you can`t/don`t feel like you have to pee. Something like that.
  10. Profile photo of MikeW
    MikeW Male 30-39
    137 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    I`ve always wanted to have a threesome with Alex Borstein and Mila Kunis while they`re both doing the voices for Lois and Meg Griffin.
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    Justbeodd Female 13-17
    250 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    Mmmhm. No other words for that.
  12. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    is it wrong that i want to dress up like a doll?
  13. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    the doll one sounds like some terrible horror movie, and if no one`s talking i bet the conventions are very boring.
  14. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    riiiiiiight
  15. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    Hey I`m supposed to be researching people who want to bang the Eiffel tower for my English homework. Thanks IAB!
  16. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    You learn something new and scary every day, don`t you?
  17. Profile photo of Mo73
    Mo73 Male 30-39
    322 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    Whole lota WTF goin on here.
  18. Profile photo of MrGuy
    MrGuy Male 18-29
    138 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    hahaha........ imagine explaining any of those to the person youre dating...
  19. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    768 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    AKA Photoshophilia?
  20. Profile photo of WasSolls
    WasSolls Female 18-29
    2 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    I`ve actually got a bladder desperation fetish, have always had it for as long as I can remember. It`s really not all that uncommon, and maybe even understandable when you think about it. I don`t know, I`ve just always felt there was something very sexual about needing to pee really badly or seeing someone in that position. Oftentimes I can`t understand why everyone doesn`t see it the same way I do. XD
  21. Profile photo of Octillion
    Octillion Male 18-29
    228 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    When I read about technosexuals, I immediately thought of that one line from "Portal: A Day in the Life of a Turret".

    *to be spoken in `electronic` voices with no emotion whatsoever*

    "Did you see that android in the lunch line? Nice ass on that one."
    "Yes, I would insert my floppy into her disk drives."
    "High fives."

  22. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    Macrophilia? What?
  23. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    lol strangely... i have wondered what it would be like having sex with a chick that`s gigantic... but not to that extent...
  24. Profile photo of Mornaf42
    Mornaf42 Male 13-17
    14 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    I have "seen" the Macrophilia one, but it isn`t a fetish.
  25. Profile photo of Mornaf42
    Mornaf42 Male 13-17
    14 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    I should actually say, it isn`t MY fetish
  26. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    Zoltan!
  27. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    Does anyone remember when S&M was weird?

    That was a while ago...

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    train_trax Female 13-17
    167 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    ...People are strange.
  29. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
    758 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    Fetishes are so interesting...
    They`re the few "taboo" subjects left.
    It`s funny what people can get aroused from...
  30. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    Once my bro and I were showing someone this amazing thing called "The Internet", and told him how you can find ANYTHING on it. Just as an example we googled "doorknob fetish" and up came a site where this guy photographed every door knob, handle and latch he touched in an average day! I never thought of the internetz the same after that.
  31. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    wow, i guess someone finds a new way to get off each day :/
  32. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    "I’m not sure what, exactly, a Teledildonic Device does, but I would give literally anything not to find out firsthand."

    ...People are finding new and strange ways to scare me.

    @Opie: Psh, that was -years- ago. Now I wouldn`t be surprised if I found fluffy handcuffs and a leather whip in my grandma`s closet. (I`d be horrified, but not surprised...)

  33. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    ya it was a long time ago that S&M was considered weird. its common "water cooler" talk now
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    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    atom is to cracked as cracked magazine was to MAD magazine, a bas substitute.


    and triscuts to wheat thins

  35. Profile photo of Vanwa
    Vanwa Female 13-17
    357 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    he backspaced and erased his robot wife`s memory when she dumped him?

    That`s the most messed up thing I`ve ever heard.

  36. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    you know with the macrophilia id figure the thing would be to be put against her huge boobs and such, you know "climb every mountain"
  37. Profile photo of billjgy
    billjgy Male 13-17
    1 post
    April 30, 2009 at 10:42 pm
    i am personally into bladder desperation
  38. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 12:22 am
    The "erasing wife`s memory when she dumps you" seems to somehow dwarf the level of drated up of all the other ones combined by several orders of magnitude...
  39. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 12:24 am
    Also, I`m highly ashamed that I didn`t have to look up "teledildonic device" nor even take it apart etymologically to know what they were talking about.
  40. Profile photo of jakeblueman
    jakeblueman Male 18-29
    5 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:31 am
    huge chicks are hot, but not fat ones
  41. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 8:37 am
    Why the hell are people creating accounts just to tell us they are into pee!? We don`t want to know!
  42. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    666 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    GOD I need to take a leak.
  43. Profile photo of WasSolls
    WasSolls Female 18-29
    2 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    Why the hell are people creating accounts just to tell us they are into pee!? We don`t want to know!

    Hey I had an account but I couldn`t get the password back! cut me a break please XD

  44. Profile photo of Nataly
    Nataly Female 18-29
    71 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 10:58 am
    >It`s really not all that uncommon, and maybe even understandable when you think about it.

    That`s true. Actually, this fetish doesn`t even seem that wicked for me, it`s natural: a full bladder simply presses on your internal genitals and gives a pretty realistic illusion of arrousal. I thought everyone knew about that; at least I`ve seen a decent amount of porn on that thing (yes, I`m interested in the weird, what?).

  45. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 10:20 pm
    lol...huge chicks are hot...but not getting squished by them....who the drat gets off to dying?....oh well...
  46. Profile photo of Rauron
    Rauron Male 13-17
    563 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 2:37 am
    What about hard vore oO? That`s much more self-defeating than omorashi... Then there`s decapitation, inflation, tentacles, and gods above and below why can I make a list ._.`...
  47. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    ya i could see wanting to be dominate by a huge chick, but being stepped on? thats purdy weird

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