The 5 Most Self-Defeating Fetishes

Submitted by: Ani187 8 years ago in Funny
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What if the very thing you’re attracted to is not only unlikely to ever occur, but actually fundamentally impossible?
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Female 3,828
ya i could see wanting to be dominate by a huge chick, but being stepped on? thats purdy weird
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Male 563
What about hard vore oO? That`s much more self-defeating than omorashi... Then there`s decapitation, inflation, tentacles, and gods above and below why can I make a list ._.`...
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Male 3,915
lol...huge chicks are hot...but not getting squished by them....who the drat gets off to dying?....oh well...
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Female 71
>It`s really not all that uncommon, and maybe even understandable when you think about it.

That`s true. Actually, this fetish doesn`t even seem that wicked for me, it`s natural: a full bladder simply presses on your internal genitals and gives a pretty realistic illusion of arrousal. I thought everyone knew about that; at least I`ve seen a decent amount of porn on that thing (yes, I`m interested in the weird, what?).

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Female 2
Why the hell are people creating accounts just to tell us they are into pee!? We don`t want to know!

Hey I had an account but I couldn`t get the password back! cut me a break please XD

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Female 665
GOD I need to take a leak.
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Male 3,425
Why the hell are people creating accounts just to tell us they are into pee!? We don`t want to know!
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Male 5
huge chicks are hot, but not fat ones
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Male 606
Also, I`m highly ashamed that I didn`t have to look up "teledildonic device" nor even take it apart etymologically to know what they were talking about.
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Male 606
The "erasing wife`s memory when she dumps you" seems to somehow dwarf the level of drated up of all the other ones combined by several orders of magnitude...
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Male 1
i am personally into bladder desperation
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Female 2,927
you know with the macrophilia id figure the thing would be to be put against her huge boobs and such, you know "climb every mountain"
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Female 357
he backspaced and erased his robot wife`s memory when she dumped him?

That`s the most messed up thing I`ve ever heard.

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Male 5,190
I want some toilet paper with anime on it (no not that kind -_-). So I have something to read when nature calls. Who needs books!
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Male 1,629
ya it was a long time ago that S&M was considered weird. its common "water cooler" talk now
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Female 1,231
"I’m not sure what, exactly, a Teledildonic Device does, but I would give literally anything not to find out firsthand."

...People are finding new and strange ways to scare me.

@Opie: Psh, that was -years- ago. Now I wouldn`t be surprised if I found fluffy handcuffs and a leather whip in my grandma`s closet. (I`d be horrified, but not surprised...)

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Female 4,197
wow, i guess someone finds a new way to get off each day :/
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Male 8,302
Once my bro and I were showing someone this amazing thing called "The Internet", and told him how you can find ANYTHING on it. Just as an example we googled "doorknob fetish" and up came a site where this guy photographed every door knob, handle and latch he touched in an average day! I never thought of the internetz the same after that.
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Male 756
Fetishes are so interesting...
They`re the few "taboo" subjects left.
It`s funny what people can get aroused from...
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Female 167
...People are strange.
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Female 15,763
Does anyone remember when S&M was weird?

That was a while ago...

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Male 2,958
Zoltan!
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Male 14
I should actually say, it isn`t MY fetish
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Male 14
I have "seen" the Macrophilia one, but it isn`t a fetish.
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Male 2,199
lol strangely... i have wondered what it would be like having sex with a chick that`s gigantic... but not to that extent...
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Female 2,064
Macrophilia? What?
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Male 228
When I read about technosexuals, I immediately thought of that one line from "Portal: A Day in the Life of a Turret".

*to be spoken in `electronic` voices with no emotion whatsoever*

"Did you see that android in the lunch line? Nice ass on that one."
"Yes, I would insert my floppy into her disk drives."
"High fives."

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Female 2
I`ve actually got a bladder desperation fetish, have always had it for as long as I can remember. It`s really not all that uncommon, and maybe even understandable when you think about it. I don`t know, I`ve just always felt there was something very sexual about needing to pee really badly or seeing someone in that position. Oftentimes I can`t understand why everyone doesn`t see it the same way I do. XD
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Female 767
AKA Photoshophilia?
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Male 138
hahaha........ imagine explaining any of those to the person youre dating...
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Male 322
Whole lota WTF goin on here.
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Male 593
You learn something new and scary every day, don`t you?
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Male 4,680
Hey I`m supposed to be researching people who want to bang the Eiffel tower for my English homework. Thanks IAB!
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Male 1,140
riiiiiiight
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Female 385
the doll one sounds like some terrible horror movie, and if no one`s talking i bet the conventions are very boring.
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Female 1,412
is it wrong that i want to dress up like a doll?
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Female 250
Mmmhm. No other words for that.
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Male 137
I`ve always wanted to have a threesome with Alex Borstein and Mila Kunis while they`re both doing the voices for Lois and Meg Griffin.
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Female 188
OverTheMoo: yea, apparently when u have sex you can`t/don`t feel like you have to pee. Something like that.
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Male 328
Odd, just very odd, but whatever gets you by I suppose.
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Female 41
macrophilia destroys my hope in men.
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Male 306
i would actually like to see those asian guys in them anime costumes....its scary...but in a way that i just wanna stare and freak myself out
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Male 362
i have to pee... but im not gonna do it
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Female 460
Hmm...well, whatever floats your boat.

Actually I believe there is a totally logical explanation for the full-bladder one. O...whatever it was. Because you see, apparently masturbating helps suppress the desire to pee, so I think that is directly correlated to that fetish. Weird, but possibly true.

Like I said, whatever floats your boat. 0-o

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Female 43
I guess I`m a technosexual. I can come out now that I know I`m not the only one!
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Female 133
okay then...
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Female 4,447
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