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Date: 04/30/09 03:01 PM

114 Responses to Television Thinks You`re A Gullible Idiot

  1. Profile photo of Wazpoppin9
    Wazpoppin9 Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    Link: Television Thinks You`re A Gullible Idiot - Well, at least `CSI: NY` does. Check out their questionable hi-tech equipment...
  2. Profile photo of iPirate
    iPirate Male 13-17
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    Lets zoom in 100X.

    Because digital zoom is DEFINITELY that good.

  3. Profile photo of SGB
    SGB Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    Lieutenant Dan...
    For shame :(
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    waitwut?
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    buttersisluv Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    God, who writes these scripts? They just go back and forth realizing things in pseudo-intelligent monotone. It makes me want to punch them.
  6. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    "Alright, now let`s zoom in on the guy in a t-shirt`s cornea..."

  7. Profile photo of FrenchFry89
    FrenchFry89 Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    oh come on, it`s tv for chrissakes
    we all already knew that they can do things on tv you just can`t do in real life.
    lameee
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    thebandit Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    actually they do stuff like this all the time, i even have the program to do it... its called photoshop.
  9. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    Well damn, I want a security camera that good.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    This makes perfect sense. Everybody knows that convenience store security cameras have a resolution of 160,000 x 120,000 pixels. It`s just that the monitors only display 320 x 240. If you have really good CSI equipment, though, you can zoom in and what originally appeared to be a single pixel turns out to be a complete high-resolution image all by itself. Now, please disregard all the negative comments and enjoy our program. And please support our sponsors. Thank you.
  11. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    Proof that Big Brother is watching.
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    a pixel is a pixel. It`s a single colour. This method of detection is bullpoo. Still, it`s only TV.
  13. Profile photo of GrayFox
    GrayFox Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    This is why CSI NY sucks, and just terrible acting and unbelievable plots
  14. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    100x for starters? The eye is like 1 pixel big.
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    bunny_knight Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    lol at oldollie
  16. Profile photo of Mornaf42
    Mornaf42 Male 13-17
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    I`ll just leave this here.
  17. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    lol is that camera the hubble telescope?
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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    I never did like CSI for some reason. I think its mostly the way they talk though; it grates on my nerves.
  19. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    Aaaahahahaha Morn...

    :`D

  20. Profile photo of hwkiller
    hwkiller Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    I believe that we can all agree: Vegas is the best.
  21. Profile photo of Traxus
    Traxus Male 13-17
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    April 30, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    CSI Vegas FTW
  22. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    Not with Grissom gone.

    :(

  23. Profile photo of lord_byron
    lord_byron Male 13-17
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    April 30, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    wwwoooowwww
  24. Profile photo of RinjiHalfElf
    RinjiHalfElf Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    Now if we zoom into everyone`s cornea`s in the JFK assassination video, then zoom into the cornea of the person in each person`s eyes and repeat several hundred times...

    We should find who the real killer is.
    The pentagon need to figure this poo out!

  25. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    If most shows that portrayed jobs were actually accurate no one would want to watch them.
  26. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    i watch the show and constantly question their hi tech equipment. sad but true
  27. Profile photo of snoopdawgg
    snoopdawgg Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    too bad they didnt tell you that all the camera nowadays actually shoots 1000 megapixel images
  28. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    April 30, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    I was going to make all sorts of comments but Mornaf42`s cartoon says it all. One thing - has ANYONE ever heard anyone is a hospital EVER say "Stat!" in real life?
  29. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    April 30, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    Wait...what? TV isnt real? Never!
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    excelman Male 30-39
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    April 30, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    this was one of the reasons why I stopped watching CSI. They can solve anything from a strand of hair, a fuzzy picture, or a drop of blood. Also, I hate it when we watch one of the technicians run a test while they show plays some funky music in the background.
  31. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    I hate when they take low resolution or zoomed in pictures and make them clear. You can`t just create pixels that weren`t there to begin with.
  32. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
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    April 30, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    omg, are you serious?

    Cornea reflections????

    Oh yeah, becuse, you know, normal street cams have a 20.6 megapixel resolution film in them. Right, and you know, they can justmagnify it it right at the point of where they want it to be, and NOOOO pixelation AT ALL!

    Wow, good job hollywood.

    Lets take away their creative license....

  33. Profile photo of Shinoki
    Shinoki Male 30-39
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    April 30, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    0:47 - My thoughts exactly... "oooooookkkkkkk..."
  34. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    April 30, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    That`s nothing special. I took a picture on my cell phone, put it on my computer, and used Microsoft Photo Editor to read the license plate of a car parked two blocks away. Show me something I can`t do at home.
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    dragosal Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    the technology thing is within the realm of possibility for the world this story is being told in. for a standard PD to have all kinds of fancy poo it makes sense that the streets may have better then average equipment to. who says only sci-fi/horror should be able to stretch the truth and make the extraordinary seem like daily life
  36. Profile photo of Raccoon
    Raccoon Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    Everyone`s talking about the pixelation and how it would distort if you zoomed so much. Never mind the fact that the person`s face was turned, and you wouldn`t get a perfect zoom of the left eye!
  37. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    Lol, I love all the sounds the computers make when they do things on them.
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    vegascartman Male 30-39
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    April 30, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    It`s a complete lack of creativity. The writers just say, "Hey, we can magically invent anything we want to just by pushing a button." Meh. Even Star Trek NG did the same crap all the time. "Captain, we have 3000 enemy ships attacking us, we`re about to collide into a star going super nova, and the borg ar beaming aboard the ship!" "Compensate!" ...and it`s magically fixed. I was convinved that Data or Geordi had a big "Compensate" button on their little console that automatically fixed whatever peril the Enterprise was in. Blech.
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    This is probably the part of the show where my mom would be like, "Whoah! Can they actually do that in real life?"

    I`m kind of bothered by how fancy all the animations on their computer software is. All those lines and random little numbers everywhere changing too fast to read...

  40. Profile photo of Raccoon
    Raccoon Female 18-29
    340 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    Lionhart2: Yes. The day my sister died.
  41. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    Oh, come on, we all know CSI is not a science show so LOL. There`s a lot more science in Mythbusters and damn, they blow up stuff.
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    Oh so much failure. Her head wasn`t even facing the camera, let alone view it x100.

    BTW, Lion, sorry to dissapoint you, but I`ve worked (or more accurately, studied) in a hospital, and yes, `stat` is used, albeit less dramatically.

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    orionsbelt Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 5:57 pm

  44. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    lol oh comon! if they could do that in real life then there would be a little less crime on the streets
  45. Profile photo of dukat
    dukat Female 50-59
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    April 30, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    Raccoon: Sorry about your sister. You have my condolences. Anything is going to sound pretty stupid being said on a board, but I am sincere. About CSI - the real problem (with ALL of them) is that real life juries are buying into it, and letting people go because, well, the DA just doesn`t have all the scientific type stuff they are used to seeing on tv. And CSI Miami lost me the first episode - when the head CSI guy said to look behind a tree in the middle of nowhere for a urine sample "because people ALWAYS shut the door when they go to the bathroom, EVEN WHEN THEY ARE ALONE". Yeah. Right. Like some guy isn`t going to tinkle, in the woods/swamp in the middle of friggin nowhere, no one around for miles and miles and miles UNLESS he goes behind a tree.
  46. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    so wait.....its NOT true right?
  47. Profile photo of aduan
    aduan Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    i`ve talked to people who do this for a living and it SUCKS, you can get called at ANYTIME and be expected to work up to 90 hours at a time with your pay being not at all what you expect,


    also this technoloogy only pretends to exist because of the TV show... most of it doesn`t exist in real life, they have budgets tooo

  48. Profile photo of demidoffia2
    demidoffia2 Female 30-39
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    April 30, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    Ooooo, that was low. I mean, like, one of the oldest tricks in the detective story book. Not only that but they did it particularly badly.

    In terms of drama that pulled off this oldest of oldest of tricks, Twin Peaks was my favorite. I think it was in the 2nd episode, when Agent Cooper noted the reflection of James Hurley`s motorcycle in Laura Palmer`s iris, in the videotape evidence of her "secret picnic in the mountains" LOL. Apologies to the few who haven`t seen TP yet but plan on it LOL.

  49. Profile photo of Joeyroey
    Joeyroey Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    Yeah right, just by zooming in he can see a drating reflection in her eye from 20 feet away from a picture taken on a black and white Security Cam.
    CSI is such bullsh*t
  50. Profile photo of demidoffia2
    demidoffia2 Female 30-39
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    April 30, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    BTW this whole plot device is based on an old superstition that kicked the bucket maybe 60 years ago - at least among most civilized folk. The outmoded superstition is that a murderer`s reflection will be frozed forever in the eyes of the corpse. In other words, if you examine the eyes of a murder victim, you ought to be able to see the murderer imprinted there. Not true, but that`s where this idiotic plot device comes from.
  51. Profile photo of crackerr
    crackerr Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    CSI: NY is a joke.
    Though the whole series glamorizes everything in the forensic science field, this is by far the worst thing to come out of it.

    I don`t care if you are Lt. Dan. GTFO.

  52. Profile photo of dairy
    dairy Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    bloody hell, that was terrible!! ive never actualyl watched csi, but heard so many great things about it- this was just terrible. also, using a spoon to inspire you for corneal imaging, the whole lot was crap :P
  53. Profile photo of sporka
    sporka Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    They did that in the first CSI too.
  54. Profile photo of Jilana
    Jilana Female 13-17
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    April 30, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    "I don`t care if you are Lt. Dan. GTFO."

    SPLENDID. *applause*

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    MadhatterVTR Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    my father has worked with the las vegas csi, and alwas says that its absolutely nothing like the tv (which is to be expected)
  56. Profile photo of gozirra
    gozirra Male 40-49
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    April 30, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    Lets magnify an already pixelated video image 100x and pick out a basketball which would have just been a large box (pixel). Brilliant.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    This is one of the many reasons why I never liked CSI. Complete bulls#*t technology with retarded dialogue while they try to make it all look so d@mn sexy. I also hate that hologram s#*t on Bones. Who do they think they`re foolin`?
  58. Profile photo of solemasher
    solemasher Male 40-49
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    April 30, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    This is possable it was in a case in vermont on the show hard evidence
    they used it to see a guy who was wanted for rape.
    The same software was used and they caught the guy
  59. Profile photo of Yokel1337
    Yokel1337 Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    OMG I KNOW!!!!
    i hate CSI becasue of this poo! its so stupid who can actually believe this stuff?

    apparently large blob=basketball

  60. Profile photo of mjfoxman
    mjfoxman Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    solemasher i hope you r joking because this is just asinine.
  61. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    Well, anyone and everyone that is getting freaked out by the swine flu IS a gullible idiot that is manipulated by the mass media in order to divert attention from the country`s real problems.
  62. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
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    April 30, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    lulz what pooe
  63. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    And people still think the Moon landing was real
  64. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 9:37 pm
    exactly why I hate CSI and similar shows. The science is complete bull poo
  65. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    also, did anyone else notice that, while she was standing in enough light to give the killer a nice, obvious shadow, hers was isolated below her?
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    maceizballin Male 13-17
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    April 30, 2009 at 10:23 pm
    hmm... zoom in on her eye...
  67. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    April 30, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    This show is why juries get hung, Everyone has an expectation of this sort of fictitious technology to prove guilt.
  68. Profile photo of Veggieman
    Veggieman Male 13-17
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    April 30, 2009 at 10:34 pm
    huh... yes it is... now jump in the time machine... we`re gonna stop this murder... before the buzzer...


  69. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
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    April 30, 2009 at 10:36 pm
    why is the monitor pointed towards the camera and not them?
    How the heck do you get high res images from a security camera!?
  70. Profile photo of Epicasaurus
    Epicasaurus Male 13-17
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    April 30, 2009 at 11:05 pm
    Aside from the other obvious bullsh*t, did anyone else notice when they first zoomed in on her eye it was on angle but when they soomed in again they could see her entire eye?

    What the Fuuuuuuu

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    neveryours Female 13-17
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    April 30, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    gary sinise or however you spell it looks like my dad...
    >.>
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    bumbleBB Female 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 12:13 am
    My dad practically rips the tv off the shelf if CSi is on... oh he`s a cop thats why lol
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    epiphany101 Female 30-39
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    May 1, 2009 at 12:40 am
    Argh. I so hate that show. I used to work for a university & we`d have kids coming in asking what they would need to study to become a CSI because they thought it was all just like the show...sigh. I know a real life crime scene investigator & the show makes her so cross because it`s so unbelievably far from reality.
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    mikeeegeee Male 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 12:45 am
    ahaaaa reminds me of Super Troopers:

    "enhance"

    type type type

    "enhance"

    type type type

    "enhance"
    -"just print the damn thing!"

  75. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 1:08 am
    It`s 2009, everyone knows how computers work (even goddamned 80 year olds) and yet TV shows and movies still insist on having computers make beeping sounds whenever they do anything. There has never been an operating system like that, and if there was, NOBODY WOULD USE IT!!!
  76. Profile photo of apeirophobia
    apeirophobia Female 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 1:09 am
    @Epicasaurus: I was about to post the same thing.

    ...I still love CSI though (minus that whole debacle called Miami)

  77. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
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    May 1, 2009 at 1:12 am
    Argh. I so hate that show. I used to work for a university & we`d have kids coming in asking what they would need to study to become a CSI because they thought it was all just like the show...sigh. I know a real life crime scene investigator & the show makes her so cross because it`s so unbelievably far from reality.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 1:43 am
    argh i hate CSI. if that were true then im pretty sure with one reflection off an eye you could see every corner of the planet. just look at the reflection in the reflection of the eye, then the reflection in THAT reflection. CSI makes me want to kill small children that want to be CSI`s.
  79. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 1:51 am
    haha oh crime shows make me laugh
  80. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 1:59 am
    Wow... The pixels get more clear as you zoom in! I`m totally gonna try that.
  81. Profile photo of FrameRaid
    FrameRaid Male 30-39
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    May 1, 2009 at 5:08 am
    Instead of concentrating on a reflected image, Gary Sinise should reflect on his career and ask himself how he go to this low point.
  82. Profile photo of HornyPanda
    HornyPanda Male 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 6:42 am
    Woah woah woah.. Didn`t Gary Sinise lose his legs in `nam? ... Then again, he had them back when he became an astronaut and met some aliens ... he can`t possibly be in NY investigating crimes ... therefore I predict that this show is pure fiction.
  83. Profile photo of rifter
    rifter Male 30-39
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    May 1, 2009 at 6:59 am
    I had to explain to my wife on one episode of Miami about taping the circuit breakers so they don`t trip. Breakers are designed to trip even if the handle is obstructed. That was just the tip of the iceberg. Miami and NY are not allowed to be on in our house. Vegas is fine because it usually has way better story lines. Like the time Nick got buried alive. We could feel the bugs crawling.
  84. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
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    May 1, 2009 at 7:26 am
    They did a parody (not sure if it was about this specific thing) of this in the new Red Dwarf episode, it was epic.
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    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
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    May 1, 2009 at 7:43 am
    Their photoshop is amazing... xD
  86. Profile photo of Sistarose
    Sistarose Female 30-39
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    May 1, 2009 at 8:30 am
    mike I was thinking the exact same seen, such a clasic moment of poking fun at all the vidoe capture waffle, so coutersy of the boys from Super Troopers here it is
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R94jWItg9...
  87. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 8:30 am
    Yeah this is certainly not the first occasion where CSI had some pretty special technology. Lighten up people, it`s not actually meant as an accurate portrayal of CSI work. You know why? Because I`m guessing real CSI work is not quite this exciting.
  88. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 9:14 am
    rofl. Yea... one of the reasons why I don`t watch this crap. You can just magnify everything indefinitely...
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    Frogtango Male 13-17
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    May 1, 2009 at 9:22 am
    Mah spoon is too useless.
  90. Profile photo of Frankii
    Frankii Female 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 9:41 am
    They changed the angle of the picture! You could at least try not to make it obvious if not believable!
  91. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 10:01 am
    Ahh, ye olde standard surveillance cameras with around 1 giga pixels, where everything is in focus, always.
  92. Profile photo of Quebec1217
    Quebec1217 Male 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 10:48 am
    "Deus ex machina"

    That phrase is how I`d sum up the show CSI...

  93. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 11:36 am
    "mah spoon is too useless"

    Well if you throw them no.

  94. Profile photo of ranon
    ranon Male 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    I hate it when these shows magnify images. It is generally not possible to do that.

    The only way that you can magnify an image is if the original image has very high resolution. Then maybe a part of the image will look OK. Most of these images are from CCTV cameras, which have very poor resolution to begin with. So this magnification is not possible.

    And magnification by 100, please don`t make me laugh.

  95. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
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    May 1, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    Ha. Whatever, CSI.
  96. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    Bend the spewn with yo mahhhnd.
  97. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
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    May 1, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    Man- Magnify the image so we can see her cornea
    Woman- But the resolution is too low
    Man- You fool, I have downloaded magic directly to the hard drive so we can fabricate imagery that was not in the original photo!
    Woman- Oh, I see. IT WAS THE MAN WITH THE BASKETBALL! BOOK HIM!
  98. Profile photo of nunujean
    nunujean Female 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    i hate csi ny.
    i mean seriously, is it possible to magnify an image by 100 and to not see a couple of squares?
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    kat_iiejayne Female 13-17
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    May 1, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    nunujean!
    i know! that pisses me off beyond belief, and wouldnt it take like hours to get it that perfect?
  100. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    omg thats network tv for ya
  101. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    "i hate csi ny.
    i mean seriously, is it possible to magnify an image by 100 and to not see a couple of squares?"

    you fool they obviously have HD technology..

    go throw yourself infront of a moving train. that is all!

  102. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 9:32 pm
    what, they also did this with like a mirror on a car.... XD
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    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    wow, 5 page flame war
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    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 11:48 pm
    "The resolution isn`t that good..."

    Are you kidding me? You just hit the mouse button twice and got a perfect close up of the woman`s eye, able to see the reflection almost clearly as a mirror. I want whatever technology they have in CSI World because you wouldn`t need any kind of experience, everything works perfectly the first time around, and quickly.

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    warchief Male 18-29
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    May 2, 2009 at 4:22 am
    Ha, instantly reminded me of this spoof from a 2009 episode of Red Dwarf - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUFkb0d1kbU
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 10:21 am
    Yea, like some security camera feed is gonna be that high def.
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    Miquaight Female 18-29
    129 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    I love it how the original footage was blurry and the closer you get the higher deff it is!?!
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    These kind of shows are entertaining to watch but completely unreal. It is crap like this that makes people say OMG I WANNA WORK IN CRIMINAL JUSTICE IT LOOK LIKE FUN and then they realize that you send hours upon hours upon hours identifying tiny little samples of things using technology that can take days to give you a result.
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    Atomic-Envy Female 18-29
    35 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    and i only thought satellites did that xD
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    mardraum Male 18-29
    220 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 4:14 am
    Love this show.
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    yorelneb Male 18-29
    11 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 8:14 am
    i don`t mind CSI NY or Vegas that much, but Miami is just ridiculous. Horatio has a one liner for every damn scene -- at least in NY and Vegas they solve cases with "science", Horatio solves cases by showing people a sliver of evidence and they crack and confesses.
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    FecesinVCR Male 18-29
    241 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    That was enragingly stupid.
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    amped35 Male 13-17
    255 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    I foud this http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...

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