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Date: 04/09/09 06:38 PM

60 Responses to SoyJoy Candy Bars Are Go!

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    Link: SoyJoy Candy Bars Are Go! - Another day, another incredibly great Japanese commercial.
  2. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    678 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    uh...what?
  3. Profile photo of Helios
    Helios Male 18-29
    35 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    Constipation?
  4. Profile photo of Norts
    Norts Male 18-29
    486 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    lolwhut
  5. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    LOL I get it! XD
    She`s trying to loose weight by doing the "Mexican Chair" exercise (although when you normally see it done, they are leaning against a wall) instead of sitting in a real chair at work. It`s for women who don`t have enough time to diet/exercise. They are saying it`s easier to just eat their bars instead.
    I actually think it`s a good commercial. It`s hilarious.
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    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    My parents looked in my room at the noise she made and it was awkward.
  7. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    i tried one of those bars its nasty.
  8. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    hahaha
    that was clever
    URGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!
  9. Profile photo of MonoBrow
    MonoBrow Male 18-29
    543 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    very clever
  10. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    that is a great commercial. surprises me it was from japan. it only had a slight WTF factor. minus the japanese text and the lady speaking that could have easily been from america, or maybe europe
  11. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    LMAO! Oh lawd that was great!
  12. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    pure win...
  13. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    Ahh, it`s because they don`t have chairs in Japan. I should`ve known.. Silly me.
  14. Profile photo of SGB
    SGB Male 18-29
    156 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    Suprisingly normal...
  15. Profile photo of BirdOfHermes
    BirdOfHermes Male 13-17
    294 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    i dont know why but.....YES!!!
  16. Profile photo of protecter864
    protecter864 Male 13-17
    56 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    i always did love the japanese
  17. Profile photo of WhenIsLunch
    WhenIsLunch Male 18-29
    460 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    oh japan, i love you
  18. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    LMAO Oh, how i love japan =)
  19. Profile photo of luketoyou
    luketoyou Male 13-17
    101 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    Constipation is a terrible thing.
  20. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 8:07 pm
    So... what was happening to her again?
  21. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    Low GI?? huh?
  22. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    Well nothing weird about this. Twas pretty good. Loved the acting.
    And again for people who didn`t catch that, she`s trying to exercise.
  23. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    I`m beginning to think that Japan really IS smarter than us, because obviously they understand this and us Americans don`t.
  24. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    Oh, so that`s what a Japanese woman looks like in deep concentration.
  25. Profile photo of gozirra
    gozirra Male 40-49
    375 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    I expected a small alien to burst from her chest.
  26. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    I expected one from her ass...
  27. Profile photo of 5405841
    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    I got a free sample of soyjoy in the mail once. DONT EVER EAT IT!
  28. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    Either she`s tired from standing sit-standing, or the Japanese are freakin insane.
  29. Profile photo of RickyGTO
    RickyGTO Male 18-29
    289 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    for a minute there I thought she was having a uber-orgasm
  30. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    Ryan99... I`m going with both.
  31. Profile photo of aznclueless
    aznclueless Male 18-29
    329 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 10:05 pm
    wow. a japanese commercial that ACTUALLY makes sense. straight up, i would totally nail the girl who was eating the candy bar.

    btw, you should totally watch the soyjoy commercial where the girl gets a tattoo (one of the recommended videos after the original).

  32. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 10:12 pm
    Uh, that was the weirdest commercial I`ve ever seen, next to the weird mcdonald ones (not the Japanese fake ones).
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 10:15 pm
    lol its low on GI`s, would have been hilarious if this was a Vietnamese commercial...
  34. Profile photo of OverTheMoo
    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
    460 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    MACH EFFO!

    LITL EFFO!

  35. Profile photo of ahkmou
    ahkmou Male 18-29
    94 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    funny concept.
  36. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    Japan is bullpoo! Except for ninja warrior. That show rules!
  37. Profile photo of Sukru
    Sukru Male 18-29
    87 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 12:52 am
    Japanese commercial, never fails to disappoint.
  38. Profile photo of mattriesel
    mattriesel Male 18-29
    134 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 1:16 am
    most coherent Japanese ad I`ve seen yet.
  39. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 2:03 am
    Huh.
    Interesting brainstorming that musta been:
    "Uhm... filst, we make woman stand. Static tlaining! Yes! Then anothel holds oul candy. And she chew! Big effolt filst, little effolt latel, with oul ploduct! Pelfect!"
  40. Profile photo of miraclewik
    miraclewik Female 18-29
    320 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 2:19 am
    Living damn close to Japan, I should have gotten this right away, knowing their facinations......
  41. Profile photo of miraclewik
    miraclewik Female 18-29
    320 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 2:21 am
    Or maybe I`m the only one who thought constipation +soy joy = little effort....
  42. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 2:32 am
    hahah I love Japan =]
  43. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 3:35 am
    Finally an advert from Japan that makes sense
  44. Profile photo of Okamiman
    Okamiman Male 30-39
    73 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 3:43 am
    I live in Japan, and this is normal. You should see the adds for wheelchairs!
  45. Profile photo of scalawag
    scalawag Male 18-29
    160 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 4:16 am
    It`s four in the morning and I`m bored. Someone lavish me with attention!
  46. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 4:23 am
    consider your self lavished.
  47. Profile photo of SarahJ86
    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 4:32 am
    haha i like it!
  48. Profile photo of thefireguy22
    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
    419 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 6:06 am
    oh god it looked (and sounded) like she was giving birth to a sh@# baby!
  49. Profile photo of ladyleo_666
    ladyleo_666 Female 18-29
    128 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 6:08 am
    AHAHAHAH!!! I love it! No beating around the bush.
  50. Profile photo of ZombieSex
    ZombieSex Female 13-17
    51 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 6:42 am
    XD
  51. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 6:57 am
    Ok, I`ve decided, I am now officially moving to Japan.
  52. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 7:39 am
    YAY!
  53. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 8:30 am
    those wacky asians! At least the Soyjoy commercials over there are better than the crappy cartoon ones over here in the US.
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    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 8:40 am
    lmao i thought she was masterbating...
  55. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 9:14 am
    I was waiting for to explode or something. That would have been cool. Soyjoy is crap by the way. I`ve had them. ICK!
  56. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 9:25 am
    i was waiting for her to poop or something equally as crazy.
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 9:51 am

    sweetrebelnc
    Female, 18-29, Southern US
    34 Posts Friday, April 10, 2009 8:40:25 AM
    lmao i thought she was masterbating...

    me 2 or pooping XP

  58. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9258 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 11:17 am
    This video is creapy with the sound off.
  59. Profile photo of ian123488
    ian123488 Male 13-17
    60 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    "lmao i thought she was masterbating..."
    "me 2 or pooping XP"
    Lol me 3 :D
  60. Profile photo of squirrely16
    squirrely16 Female 13-17
    7 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    hahah laughed like crazy! I thought she was japanese Juno going into birth!

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