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Date: 04/18/09 09:42 AM

54 Responses to Snakes On A Plane: The TV Edit Version

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 10:40 am
    Link: Snakes On A Plane: The TV Edit Version - Hmmm, when you hear Samuel L Jackson say his famous line on television, it doesn`t have the same punch as the movie edit
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    nacho187 Male 13-17
    202 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 10:43 am
    lolwut monkeyfied?
  3. Profile photo of 520
    520 Male 13-17
    431 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 10:45 am
    hahaha!
  4. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    April 18, 2009 at 10:45 am
    Why? Why would anyone do this?
  5. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    April 18, 2009 at 10:46 am
    What...? Monkey-fried snakes on a money-defrying plane? Is it symbolic...?
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    rbt_food Male 18-29
    322 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 10:48 am
    i heard monkey-fighting snakes and monday-to-friday plane.
    no?
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    silv134 Male 30-39
    120 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 10:49 am
    cool friging windows...
  8. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 10:58 am
    rbt_food got it. But wait, who would actually watch this movie on FX?
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
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    April 18, 2009 at 11:00 am
    At least they`re not dubbing "Mickey-fickey" over "Muthaf*cker" anymore... that was even MORE ridiculous than this.
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
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    April 18, 2009 at 11:02 am
    It sounded to me like "Monkey-fightin` snakes" and "Money-fryin` plane".
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    rdgfx3 Male 40-49
    81 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 11:08 am
    Snakes!
  12. Profile photo of bobthemime
    bobthemime Male 18-29
    94 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 11:13 am
    im sick of these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane.

    i think that is ctually much better then the orig. :P

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    CrepesOWrath Male 18-29
    124 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 11:22 am
    This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!!
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    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
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    April 18, 2009 at 11:27 am
    Pretty close, I could hardly tell the difference.
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    MrFibbles Male 18-29
    311 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 11:31 am
    hahaha thats so cheap man
  16. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    April 18, 2009 at 11:34 am
    Censorship: Sucking the life out of your favorite stuff so prudes can watch it too.
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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    April 18, 2009 at 11:53 am
    How appropriate. xD
  18. Profile photo of djlang85
    djlang85 Male 18-29
    151 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 11:53 am
    What about deaf prudes who can read lips? What do we do for them?
  19. Profile photo of Jimmi
    Jimmi Male 13-17
    118 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    that was freakin terrible :/
  20. Profile photo of curtisquatch
    curtisquatch Male 18-29
    43 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    leave the monkeys out of this samuel!
  21. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    April 18, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    Something has finally topped the Dumb and Dumber one I saw years ago.

    "Kiss my sandwich."

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    MBlazel Male 13-17
    135 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    America, you should learn to accept the darker sides of our language, it wasn`t censored in the UK. 1 more thing that proves how much we rock.
  23. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    lmao what??!
  24. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    monkey fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane???? WHAT???
  25. Profile photo of MissMage
    MissMage Female 18-29
    695 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    I never understood why they dub tv edits over. I understand needing to censor it, but can`t you just mute it out, or even beep it?? Much more dignified.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    Yup, he says Monkey Fighting then Monday to Friday.

    I saw this on TV a couple nights ago, a true WTF moment.

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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    April 18, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    I can`t believe I still haven`t seen this film yet.
  28. Profile photo of kikayoaka
    kikayoaka Male 70 & Over
    353 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    MBlazel: Sure, you keep telling yourself that.
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    froggyhare46 Female 18-29
    70 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    lmao! "monday to friday plane"??? what does that even mean?
  30. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    April 18, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    @kikayoaka

    *shurg* What? He`s completely right. Censorship is 100% ignorant and childish. It`s 2009 ffs, we have robots on drating MARS. Anyone who still believes that sounds have the ability to come with magical fireballs attached that will jump out and burn you is just an ignorant fool and has no business existing in this modern world.

    Anyone who believes in any way shape or form what sounds have the ability to be "bad" or "good" is just flat out, 100%, medieval, book burning, slave owning, witch burning, ignorant.

    lol, rant-rant-rant

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    IONIC Male 18-29
    163 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    the best tv edits i have ever seen? its a tie between bruce willis saying "yippee-ki-ya Mista Falcon` in die hard 2, and floyd telling harry in Dumb and Dumber where he needs to sign. "Right on my SANDWICH after you kiss it!!".
    As a bonus, on the shaun of the dead dvd, they have a clip of the movie dubbed. Its the scene where ed and shaun`s roomate is giving them crap for making too much noise, and under his breath, ed calls him a Prink.
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    fabarati Male 18-29
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    April 18, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    It doesn`t matter what they dub over, people know what`s being said. And bleeping just makes it dirtier.
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    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 2:11 pm
    Wait....what did he just say?

    Something about monkey fighting.....

    wow....

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    Wagonlover Male 18-29
    290 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    didnt you guys see the scene with the monkey fight?
  35. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    monkey fighting! monday to friday
  36. Profile photo of Kyhole
    Kyhole Male 13-17
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    April 18, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    lmfao i saw this when it was on tv 2 days ago and laughed my ass off at that part
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    its like a partially see thru bra, you can just make out the goodies behind
  38. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    "Mucky-fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane"

    HA

  39. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    WHOOOAAAA!
  40. Profile photo of musicbuff530
    musicbuff530 Female 18-29
    69 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    lol thats good editing right there
  41. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    on the commercials he just says "I`ve had it with these snakes on this plane" It ruins the emphasis
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    odeed Male 18-29
    453 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 9:59 pm
    "@kikayoaka

    *shurg* What? He`s completely right. Censorship is 100% ignorant and childish. It`s 2009 ffs, we have robots on drating MARS. Anyone who still believes that sounds have the ability to come with magical fireballs attached that will jump out and burn you is just an ignorant fool and has no business existing in this modern world.

    Anyone who believes in any way shape or form what sounds have the ability to be "bad" or "good" is just flat out, 100%, medieval, book burning, slave owning, witch burning, ignorant.

    lol, rant-rant-rant"

    So, no words have no meaning behind them at all, whatsoever? They are just sounds, ah, it makes sense now.... words can have crude and vulgar conitations, things you don`t want children to pick up, sure, exposing your kids to that sort of content knowingly is fine, but you should have the choice.

  43. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    731 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 10:59 pm
    What a badass.
  44. Profile photo of Souljah23
    Souljah23 Male 18-29
    207 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 11:05 pm
    hardest nigga` in tha` plane
  45. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
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    April 18, 2009 at 11:28 pm
    Did Jackson actually provide the dub for the censor? Cuz its pretty seemless.
  46. Profile photo of Luistom
    Luistom Male 18-29
    133 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 6:19 am
    Gotta love my country. No silly censorship.
  47. Profile photo of tomo511
    tomo511 Male 18-29
    162 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 7:19 am
    Monkey fighting snakes on a monday to friday plane?
  48. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    monikety friedy? I swear that`s what I heard, and it was still badass.
  49. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    im pretty sure it was "monday to friday" plane. ans that`s awesome.
  50. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
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    April 19, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    I honestly heard `monkey fried.` ahahaha.
  51. Profile photo of Fritolicious
    Fritolicious Male 18-29
    199 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    Monkifying?
  52. Profile photo of plotbe01
    plotbe01 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 7:39 am
    That is the longest plane flight ever, with those super monkey fighting snakes
  53. Profile photo of lord_byron
    lord_byron Male 13-17
    307 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    bahahahha i saw that on tv last night and my jaw dropped.

    did he just say.. monkey fightin?

  54. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    i wish my snakes fought monkey`s....and a monday to friday plane....wow....seriously?

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