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I am baffled.
but lionhart2 joke i didnt
lol at the joke!
Your definition of the word `smartest` baffles me.
"How the hell can you talk!?" asks the man."Well", says the dog, "I was intellectually enhanced as part of a CIA operation to infiltrate dogs capable of spying into Russian installations, also I did some work for MI5.""Amazing", says the man.The dog`s owner comes back into the room just then, and the man says to him "$5 for this dog!? You`re out of your mind, he must be worth MILLIONS!""Oh gawd", says the owner, "he`s just an ordinary dog! Don`t tell me he`s been feeding you all that crap about being in the CIA..."
That`s not the smartest dog, the smartest one is the dog 3 minutes before who took one look and said "You threw it in there, get it yourself"
That`s not the smartest dog, the smartest dog is the one over the fence with the binoculars going "Yeah baby, that`s it, paddle, paddle..."
Verbs, man. Verbs are your friend.
Yeah, i exactly with what you are. Because can`t the reason for is someone out a word or two.
I thought it was good.
Should have said:dog doesnt jump into get ball.
My dog licks his ball sack and he is smarter than that.
F*cking grammar Nazi mods spoiling the fun. No sense of humour.
i wouldn`t want to go in that green water either. poor doggie did that for his health.
I was going to fix it, but I can`t live with myself for ruining an awesomely funny thread... Love you guys.
Clearly not the smartest person though.
ps. I didn`t spell check this so please don`t eat me too