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Also, that was an imperceptibly small glass of beer. It`s like a cup they give you at the dentist to rinse with.
What do you mean? This is an average Thursday night for me.
Oh aBISS. A 13-17 year old raised on the internet. You see so many attractive women so often that you just assume that that`s all there are in the real world. In real life women look average at best, but most of us guys aren`t studs either. With any luck, you`ll be in your thirties one day too, and realize that one of the sexiest traits a woman can possess is the willingness to talk to you.
And I really, really want a light saber or whatever they`re called.
That`s the funniest/awesomest thing I`ve heard in a while.