Sexiest Church In The World? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Misc

I want to worship at this church.
There are 75 comments:
Male 541
Haha, is that something Jesus said?
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Female 3,828
AMEN
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Female 961
lmao
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Female 901
hehe. one church by my place had a sign that saide "no, staying in bed on sunday screaming "oh god!" does not count as going to church"
XD
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Female 87
The church in our town had a sign over the holidays that said "True love is Doing, Not Just Feeling"

x)

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Male 848
Wow, here I thought I was immature.

Wait...

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Male 690
I went to an old church with a sister of mine because she wanted to show me "how different it was"--about fifteen minutes in they all start singing this frikkin song, "When Jesus Comes" (in the clouds) ROFL!!! Made my day. This church must be the same denomination.
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Female 5,222
hahahaha
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Female 27
hmm.. lol possibly not the best choice for the sign out front. but still, not that great.

btw - woot for saturday sabbath!

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Male 189
huh, huh, huh, you said "cum" (that was cum-plete sarcasm)
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Male 162
I guess this would fall under the catagory of "not funny" if you believe in a certain collection of fairy tales.
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Male 36
c`mon, what are we, in 7th grade? not funny.
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Female 19
Wow. You`re so funny.
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Male 31
These are called "Immage generators"
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Male 352
I get it, come, like cum.

That`s..... Not really all that funny.

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Female 1,653
Reminds me of this programme I saw on TV about US evangelist churches-
The minister or whatever was running round sort of slapping people (who then fell over apparently due to the Holy Spirit) and yelling "TOUCHED! by God"...

Yeah, I pretty much accepted a while ago that if the evangelists are right then Im going to hell.

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Male 1
Well, I am with Nimeskern its a REALLY lame joke... as that is one of the more well known verses in the Bible... Nothing is even spelled wrong... Its just a phrase that with out the obvious misspelling is not that funny.... Anyway, I to am a SDA... That said, I love to have a good laugh at church signs. From the ones that are just WTF to the stupid sayings and the misspellings. the SDA church gets a bad rep for no good reason, they actually run the one of the largest aid and disaster relief groups in the world (its called ADRA, look em up...) If, your gonna bash religion just for the sake of it... fine as long as you bash all religion... just dont single out a single group cause you dont like what the believe... Anyway, just my 2cents worth...
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Female 15
haha, nice
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Male 126
so BLASPHEMOUS... BUT so funny! lol^_^

plus my extra mile is watching douchebags getting their panties in a knot over a blasphemous pic STFU nimeskern GOSH

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Female 18
lol primetimekin :chill down
raberboom:wtr
trp:at least ur honest :P
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Male 126
wow ssooooooooo blasphemous but it is funny lol^_^
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Male 502

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Male 2,238
Tehehe...I`m unashamed to say that I giggled.
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Male 680
primetimekin xD

Meh.

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Male 833
Atheists Rule!!!
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Male 7,933
"Nimeskern: STFU. No one gives a flying f*ck about your self-righteous lectures"

Mehh: STFU No one gives a flying f*ck about your self-righteous IAB commentary on other people`s self-rightious lectures

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Female 447
Exactly aBISS - I have friends that are SDA and they follow the bible as it was written. Sabbath is on Saturday and the only meat that may be consumed are foul and fish without scales. Infact I went to church with my friend (just to be nice, i`m Jewish) and they did`nt even pass around a collection plate. They just told us if we would like to donate we can leave it here. The whole family is nice and caring and they never talk about hell at all. My friends grandmother is the Sabbath school teacher and she refers to satan as "Mr. Satan". He was an angel that chose not to listen to God :D
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Female 254
You want a sexy church? I know of one that used to be a strip club...
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Male 506
the sign was`nt that funny.

Anyways, i wouldn`t really say that the only difference between SDAs and other Christian denominations is that SDAs celebrate it on the actual Sabbath. Either way, Nimeskern, you should probably shut up now. If people say anything that offend you on IAB, don`t feel obliged to retort.

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Female 528
Nimeskern: STFU. No one gives a flying f*ck about your self-righteous lectures
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Female 298
not that sexy
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Male 25
Sorry about the double (maybe) post.

"Hehehe....have you ever met a seventh day adventist? Hope not...if they see these posts we`re on the way to hell, for sure. :P"

I am one. Why are you assuming this? I am, and have not judged anyone for anything. I don`t believe in that. Nobody is on there way to hell unless they want to be. Thats your choice not mine. Thanks for the insight though, I guess some people would see us that way. We are used to that. There is a saying that goes "The extra mile is not a popular place". I guess Im saying that even though my religion is not popular, it is in my book atleast my "extra mile"

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Male 25
The thing I find hilarious is you got so riled up over a little joke--and not a very good one, at that.

Your right, I shouldn`t have. Absolutely. It is just a joke, I guess. But i do agree its not a good joke. Do you see what I mean? I just assumed more than I should have that people would bash down the SDA church for a dumb joke. But everybody is right, we are all going to find something we don`t agree with. I guess we should learn not to stick our noses in, then. :p

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Female 331
Hehehe....have you ever met a seventh day adventist? Hope not...if they see these posts we`re on the way to hell, for sure. :P
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Male 615
Huh. There are SO many better church signs out there. Like Lionheart`s example.
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Male 488
lol. anybody look it up?
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Male 8,302
SERIOUSLY lame. The bit after that is even better - "Come, Lord Jesus!"
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Female 1,199
Meh lame. :/
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Female 70
"...iab seriously posted this?"

No... probably more humorously than seriously. congrats on your sense of humor.

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Male 2,076
...iab seriously posted this? what`s next? endless lolcats pictures and crap from 4chan?
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Female 9,475
LMAO, charlie that was a good piture.
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Male 502

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Female 103
"bottom right

`Sat. Worship 9.00am`

Sat being satan for short? :P"
"No it is NOT Satan worship, it stands for SATURDAY."
"Our religion is just like anyone else, except we go to Church on Saturday, yes big difference I know but if you have not checked out the Bible for yourself to prove this wrong, then you cannot say otherwise."

The thing I find hilarious is you got so riled up over a little joke--and not a very good one, at that.

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Male 12,138
CharlieA, that is one epic pic right there. Bravo.
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Female 81
I went to a seventh-day adventist school for 5 years and they`re pretty much just laidback christians who go to church on saturday and refrain from eating meat (or most meat). Now I go to a Baptist school and it`s extremely strict, sexist, and backwards. I miss the seventh-day adventists...now saying that, i don`t find this sign all that funny
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Male 1,204
Who is this shirley they speak of... she must not be too happy.
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Male 502

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Female 5,139
lmao "amen" oh goodness...
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Male 897
@Nimeskern:

Your first post made laugh more than the pic. Yes, it was the word `come` that made this post funny.

Welcome to IAB, N00b! J/K.

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Male 541
Don`t call me Sherly!
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Male 12,138
No sweat Nimeskern, welcome aboard.
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Female 187
thats not sexy.
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Female 268
I totally agree with pabasa. plus if you truly have faith in your religion, you should know that one little joke shouldn`t have an effect on your beliefs..
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Male 25
Well thanks all! I know you wern`t attacking it but I was just making it clear before it got out of hand. Didn`t mean the rude first post lol :p
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Male 1,788
I find this fairly funny, so there.
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Male 247

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Male 1,598
Meh, I`d rather go to Bellegrove Missionary Baptist.
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Male 2,582

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Male 4,012
Welcome Nim. Take note that in IAB, all religions (even non-religion religion) get bashed here. We`re all equal opportunity people.
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Male 247
"Wham, bam, thank you ma`am!" -Suffragette City, David Bowie
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Male 177
Welcome to IAB Nim, make yourself at home, and I find your views somewhat correct. Making fun of religion, you should all be ashamed. :-P
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Female 15,763
Nim, I really don`t think anyone was laughing at the Saturday thing... and you gotta have some humor, man. Take pride in your beliefs, be able to laugh at yourself, know you have faith. No one is attacking you, your beliefs, or even the day you go to church on.

So take a breather and calm down.

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Male 7,933
Welcome to IAB nim!

Although I think people were making fun of the "Come" more than the Saturday thing.

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Female 2,064
True that, Nimeskern. Welcome to IAB.
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Male 25
First post. Been getting on here for years but was too lazy to sign-up...

Have to say this has got to be the dumbest thing I have seen. Seeing this made me sign up and comment. I know many if not most of you are atheist, but I actually belong to a Seventh Day Adventist Church. I know it sounds crazy, but we do go to church on Saturday, and the making fun of this sign isn`t even funny. No it is NOT Satan worship, it stands for SATURDAY. Our church down the road has a sign almost exactly like this one.

I don`t find it fair to make fun of this. Our religion is just like anyone else, except we go to Church on Saturday, yes big difference I know but if you have not checked out the Bible for yourself to prove this wrong, then you cannot say otherwise. Im not preaching I just dont find this fair. Leave your making fun to real funny things, not bashing churches.

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Female 323
surely i CUM quickly. africkenmen.
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Female 15,763
I want to make some joke about the missionary position... but the witty just isn`t coming. :(
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Male 7,933
I come quickly as well....and dont call me shirly
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Male 502
Well I guess like any of life`s problems, the first thing to do is admit that you have a problem. :D
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Male 185
bottom right

"Sat. Worship 9.00am"

Sat being satan for short? :P

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Male 3,819
Amen.
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Female 723
Dirty minds <.<
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Male 2,125
Says the priest to the little boys...
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Male 128
meh...
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Male 20,110
Link: Sexiest Church In The World? [Pic] [Rate Link] - I want to worship at this church.
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