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75 Responses to Sexiest Church In The World? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    Link: Sexiest Church In The World? - I want to worship at this church.
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    ctucker Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    meh...
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    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    Says the priest to the little boys...
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    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    Dirty minds <.<
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    Amen.
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    horsie Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    bottom right

    "Sat. Worship 9.00am"

    Sat being satan for short? :P

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    CharlieA Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    Well I guess like any of life`s problems, the first thing to do is admit that you have a problem. :D
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    I come quickly as well....and dont call me shirly
  9. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    I want to make some joke about the missionary position... but the witty just isn`t coming. :(
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    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    surely i CUM quickly. africkenmen.
  11. Profile photo of Nimeskern
    Nimeskern Male 13-17
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    First post. Been getting on here for years but was too lazy to sign-up...

    Have to say this has got to be the dumbest thing I have seen. Seeing this made me sign up and comment. I know many if not most of you are atheist, but I actually belong to a Seventh Day Adventist Church. I know it sounds crazy, but we do go to church on Saturday, and the making fun of this sign isn`t even funny. No it is NOT Satan worship, it stands for SATURDAY. Our church down the road has a sign almost exactly like this one.

    I don`t find it fair to make fun of this. Our religion is just like anyone else, except we go to Church on Saturday, yes big difference I know but if you have not checked out the Bible for yourself to prove this wrong, then you cannot say otherwise. Im not preaching I just dont find this fair. Leave your making fun to real funny things, not bashing churches.

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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    True that, Nimeskern. Welcome to IAB.
  13. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    Welcome to IAB nim!

    Although I think people were making fun of the "Come" more than the Saturday thing.

  14. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    Nim, I really don`t think anyone was laughing at the Saturday thing... and you gotta have some humor, man. Take pride in your beliefs, be able to laugh at yourself, know you have faith. No one is attacking you, your beliefs, or even the day you go to church on.

    So take a breather and calm down.

  15. Profile photo of SyXxlunatic
    SyXxlunatic Male 13-17
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    Welcome to IAB Nim, make yourself at home, and I find your views somewhat correct. Making fun of religion, you should all be ashamed. :-P
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    andystevens Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    "Wham, bam, thank you ma`am!" -Suffragette City, David Bowie
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    Welcome Nim. Take note that in IAB, all religions (even non-religion religion) get bashed here. We`re all equal opportunity people.
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:37 pm

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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    Meh, I`d rather go to Bellegrove Missionary Baptist.
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    andystevens Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:40 pm

  21. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    I find this fairly funny, so there.
  22. Profile photo of Nimeskern
    Nimeskern Male 13-17
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    Well thanks all! I know you wern`t attacking it but I was just making it clear before it got out of hand. Didn`t mean the rude first post lol :p
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    BoredomSux98 Female 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    I totally agree with pabasa. plus if you truly have faith in your religion, you should know that one little joke shouldn`t have an effect on your beliefs..
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    sarah-face89 Female 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    thats not sexy.
  25. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    No sweat Nimeskern, welcome aboard.
  26. Profile photo of MonoBrow
    MonoBrow Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    Don`t call me Sherly!
  27. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    @Nimeskern:

    Your first post made laugh more than the pic. Yes, it was the word `come` that made this post funny.

    Welcome to IAB, N00b! J/K.

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    alice_x Female 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    lmao "amen" oh goodness...
  29. Profile photo of CharlieA
    CharlieA Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 6:11 pm

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    caboose117 Male 13-17
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    April 2, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    Who is this shirley they speak of... she must not be too happy.
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    Beebeegirl Female 13-17
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    April 2, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    I went to a seventh-day adventist school for 5 years and they`re pretty much just laidback christians who go to church on saturday and refrain from eating meat (or most meat). Now I go to a Baptist school and it`s extremely strict, sexist, and backwards. I miss the seventh-day adventists...now saying that, i don`t find this sign all that funny
  32. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    April 2, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    CharlieA, that is one epic pic right there. Bravo.
  33. Profile photo of Skibi
    Skibi Female 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    "bottom right

    `Sat. Worship 9.00am`

    Sat being satan for short? :P"
    "No it is NOT Satan worship, it stands for SATURDAY."
    "Our religion is just like anyone else, except we go to Church on Saturday, yes big difference I know but if you have not checked out the Bible for yourself to prove this wrong, then you cannot say otherwise."

    The thing I find hilarious is you got so riled up over a little joke--and not a very good one, at that.

  34. Profile photo of CharlieA
    CharlieA Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 6:42 pm

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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    LMAO, charlie that was a good piture.
  36. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    ...iab seriously posted this? what`s next? endless lolcats pictures and crap from 4chan?
  37. Profile photo of corrine26
    corrine26 Female 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    "...iab seriously posted this?"

    No... probably more humorously than seriously. congrats on your sense of humor.

  38. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    Meh lame. :/
  39. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    April 2, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    SERIOUSLY lame. The bit after that is even better - "Come, Lord Jesus!"
  40. Profile photo of tannerb924
    tannerb924 Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    lol. anybody look it up?
  41. Profile photo of Phydeaux13
    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
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    April 2, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    Huh. There are SO many better church signs out there. Like Lionheart`s example.
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    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    Hehehe....have you ever met a seventh day adventist? Hope not...if they see these posts we`re on the way to hell, for sure. :P
  43. Profile photo of Nimeskern
    Nimeskern Male 13-17
    25 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    The thing I find hilarious is you got so riled up over a little joke--and not a very good one, at that.

    Your right, I shouldn`t have. Absolutely. It is just a joke, I guess. But i do agree its not a good joke. Do you see what I mean? I just assumed more than I should have that people would bash down the SDA church for a dumb joke. But everybody is right, we are all going to find something we don`t agree with. I guess we should learn not to stick our noses in, then. :p

  44. Profile photo of Nimeskern
    Nimeskern Male 13-17
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    April 2, 2009 at 9:32 pm
    Sorry about the double (maybe) post.

    "Hehehe....have you ever met a seventh day adventist? Hope not...if they see these posts we`re on the way to hell, for sure. :P"

    I am one. Why are you assuming this? I am, and have not judged anyone for anything. I don`t believe in that. Nobody is on there way to hell unless they want to be. Thats your choice not mine. Thanks for the insight though, I guess some people would see us that way. We are used to that. There is a saying that goes "The extra mile is not a popular place". I guess Im saying that even though my religion is not popular, it is in my book atleast my "extra mile"

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    kat_iiejayne Female 13-17
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    April 2, 2009 at 9:40 pm
    not that sexy
  46. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 10:20 pm
    Nimeskern: STFU. No one gives a flying f*ck about your self-righteous lectures
  47. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
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    April 2, 2009 at 10:34 pm
    the sign was`nt that funny.

    Anyways, i wouldn`t really say that the only difference between SDAs and other Christian denominations is that SDAs celebrate it on the actual Sabbath. Either way, Nimeskern, you should probably shut up now. If people say anything that offend you on IAB, don`t feel obliged to retort.

  48. Profile photo of Anyalazagna
    Anyalazagna Female 18-29
    254 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 11:12 pm
    You want a sexy church? I know of one that used to be a strip club...
  49. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 11:48 pm
    Exactly aBISS - I have friends that are SDA and they follow the bible as it was written. Sabbath is on Saturday and the only meat that may be consumed are foul and fish without scales. Infact I went to church with my friend (just to be nice, i`m Jewish) and they did`nt even pass around a collection plate. They just told us if we would like to donate we can leave it here. The whole family is nice and caring and they never talk about hell at all. My friends grandmother is the Sabbath school teacher and she refers to satan as "Mr. Satan". He was an angel that chose not to listen to God :D
  50. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    April 3, 2009 at 12:07 am
    "Nimeskern: STFU. No one gives a flying f*ck about your self-righteous lectures"

    Mehh: STFU No one gives a flying f*ck about your self-righteous IAB commentary on other people`s self-rightious lectures

  51. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
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    April 3, 2009 at 12:40 am
    Atheists Rule!!!
  52. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
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    April 3, 2009 at 1:31 am
    primetimekin xD

    Meh.

  53. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
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    April 3, 2009 at 2:22 am
    Tehehe...I`m unashamed to say that I giggled.
  54. Profile photo of CharlieA
    CharlieA Male 18-29
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    April 3, 2009 at 4:39 am

  55. Profile photo of felixbuzz
    felixbuzz Male 60-69
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    April 3, 2009 at 5:25 am
    wow ssooooooooo blasphemous but it is funny lol^_^
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    sugervshoney Female 13-17
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    April 3, 2009 at 5:27 am
    lol primetimekin :chill down
    raberboom:wtr
    trp:at least ur honest :P
  57. Profile photo of felixbuzz
    felixbuzz Male 60-69
    126 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 5:30 am
    so BLASPHEMOUS... BUT so funny! lol^_^

    plus my extra mile is watching douchebags getting their panties in a knot over a blasphemous pic STFU nimeskern GOSH

  58. Profile photo of Bibite
    Bibite Female 13-17
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    April 3, 2009 at 7:33 am
    haha, nice
  59. Profile photo of aBs0lut3z3r0
    aBs0lut3z3r0 Male 18-29
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    April 3, 2009 at 8:03 am
    Well, I am with Nimeskern its a REALLY lame joke... as that is one of the more well known verses in the Bible... Nothing is even spelled wrong... Its just a phrase that with out the obvious misspelling is not that funny.... Anyway, I to am a SDA... That said, I love to have a good laugh at church signs. From the ones that are just WTF to the stupid sayings and the misspellings. the SDA church gets a bad rep for no good reason, they actually run the one of the largest aid and disaster relief groups in the world (its called ADRA, look em up...) If, your gonna bash religion just for the sake of it... fine as long as you bash all religion... just dont single out a single group cause you dont like what the believe... Anyway, just my 2cents worth...
  60. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
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    April 3, 2009 at 9:12 am
    Reminds me of this programme I saw on TV about US evangelist churches-
    The minister or whatever was running round sort of slapping people (who then fell over apparently due to the Holy Spirit) and yelling "TOUCHED! by God"...

    Yeah, I pretty much accepted a while ago that if the evangelists are right then Im going to hell.

  61. Profile photo of kikayoaka
    kikayoaka Male 70 & Over
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    April 3, 2009 at 9:48 am
    I get it, come, like cum.

    That`s..... Not really all that funny.

  62. Profile photo of skibblesx
    skibblesx Male 18-29
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    April 3, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    These are called "Immage generators"
  63. Profile photo of BeatleBonker
    BeatleBonker Female 18-29
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    April 3, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    Wow. You`re so funny.
  64. Profile photo of hamalek
    hamalek Male 13-17
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    April 3, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    c`mon, what are we, in 7th grade? not funny.
  65. Profile photo of peterboner
    peterboner Male 18-29
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    April 3, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    I guess this would fall under the catagory of "not funny" if you believe in a certain collection of fairy tales.
  66. Profile photo of tazman321
    tazman321 Male 13-17
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    April 3, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    huh, huh, huh, you said "cum" (that was cum-plete sarcasm)
  67. Profile photo of Screamer23
    Screamer23 Female 18-29
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    April 4, 2009 at 1:55 am
    hmm.. lol possibly not the best choice for the sign out front. but still, not that great.

    btw - woot for saturday sabbath!

  68. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    April 4, 2009 at 5:50 am
    hahahaha
  69. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
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    April 4, 2009 at 9:50 am
    I went to an old church with a sister of mine because she wanted to show me "how different it was"--about fifteen minutes in they all start singing this frikkin song, "When Jesus Comes" (in the clouds) ROFL!!! Made my day. This church must be the same denomination.
  70. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
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    April 4, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    Wow, here I thought I was immature.

    Wait...

  71. Profile photo of Huggaboo92
    Huggaboo92 Female 13-17
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    April 4, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    The church in our town had a sign over the holidays that said "True love is Doing, Not Just Feeling"

    x)

  72. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
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    April 19, 2009 at 3:05 am
    hehe. one church by my place had a sign that saide "no, staying in bed on sunday screaming "oh god!" does not count as going to church"
    XD
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    cahalla Female 18-29
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    April 26, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    lmao
  74. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
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    September 10, 2009 at 11:44 am
    AMEN

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