Prison Economy Spirals Downward

Submitted by: eugenius 8 years ago in Funny

Onion News Network follows the declining economy in prisons and the crash of the cigarette"s worth. Some NSFW language.
There are 15 comments:
Male 2,506
HAHHAHAA up from 1.5 handjobs, a laugh to start with, ONN FTW :)
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Male 736
ONN FTW
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Male 97
Best parody site on the Internet.
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Male 290
"I`m getting a lot of hand jobs" haha
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Male 563
yaaaay it says Onion in the description~<3
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Female 15,763
NO ONE CAN COMPLAIN THIS TIME. It says Onion in the description...

So there.

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Male 734
I actually take the ONN more seriously than I ever would CNN or MSN
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Male 10,440
Bahahaha! nice one Onion.
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Male 1,086
The sneriousness of it, ha.
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Female 778
in happier news today two snitches were beaten to death

that made me laugh. greatness all around. who likes a snitch anyway?

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Female 961
OMG
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Male 126
"in happier news today two snitches were beaten to death" lol i shouldn`t be laughing at this im going to prison..
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Female 2,120
I get all of my news from The Onion.
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Male 1,220
"Encouraging study finds innocent black suspects now 30 percent less likely to be sent to prison than guilty black suspects."

Lawls

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Male 1,620
Link: Prison Economy Spirals Downward [Rate Link] - Onion News Network follows the declining economy in prisons and the crash of the cigarette`s worth. Some NSFW language.
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