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Date: 04/14/09 09:11 AM

15 Responses to Prison Economy Spirals Downward

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    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 9:11 am
    Link: Prison Economy Spirals Downward - Onion News Network follows the declining economy in prisons and the crash of the cigarette`s worth. Some NSFW language.
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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 9:35 am
    "Encouraging study finds innocent black suspects now 30 percent less likely to be sent to prison than guilty black suspects."

    Lawls

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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 10:30 am
    I get all of my news from The Onion.
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    papakilljoy Male 18-29
    126 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 10:42 am
    "in happier news today two snitches were beaten to death" lol i shouldn`t be laughing at this im going to prison..
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    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 11:34 am
    OMG
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    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 11:59 am
    in happier news today two snitches were beaten to death

    that made me laugh. greatness all around. who likes a snitch anyway?

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    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    The sneriousness of it, ha.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    Bahahaha! nice one Onion.
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    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    I actually take the ONN more seriously than I ever would CNN or MSN
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    NO ONE CAN COMPLAIN THIS TIME. It says Onion in the description...

    So there.

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    Rauron Male 13-17
    563 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    yaaaay it says Onion in the description~<3
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    Wagonlover Male 18-29
    290 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    "I`m getting a lot of hand jobs" haha
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    themadcap Male 18-29
    97 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    Best parody site on the Internet.
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    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    ONN FTW
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    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 9:28 pm
    HAHHAHAA up from 1.5 handjobs, a laugh to start with, ONN FTW :)

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