Pregnant Women Are Smug by Garfunkel & Oates

Submitted by: 1williamsg 8 years ago in Entertainment

This song needs to be blasted at every smug, knocked-up chick who thinks that them being pregnant makes them special.
There are 51 comments:
Male 1,442
Dam right, you tell them preggos!
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Female 106
teh lulz <3

so funny

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Female 528
Bonzoello: yes, context can make things funny or unfunny. Nice observation
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Male 162
I agree alimurray! Both of them, especially the one on the left, are gorgeous.
But to the point, they are really good singers and musicians. Their message was lost to me in those lucid tones.
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Male 228
okay, so what if this video was made by two guys? nobody would think it is funny, just sexist.
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Female 21
whatcha talking about? both of these girls are absolutely gorgeous.

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Male 901
the girl on the left looks like a lemur or some other weird animal
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Male 14
The left one play Ted`s gf in Scrubs.
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Female 447
THATS HAIR? I thought it was a furry helmet. For the sake of the ninja turtle girl... in my opinion the chick on the left is "homely" she just looks greasy and unkept. Ninja turtle girl just looks Whetto
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Female 1,496
I could not get past the girl on the left`s hair.
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Male 3,310
I am pregnant with smugness.

Skibi: So I guess the whole video turned you off then?

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Male 181
I love kids. Have three. That said, I can`t stand pregnant women. It`s like dealing with a bride, except instead of just one day it lasts for NINE MONTHS. It`s ALL about her. Ugh, don`t get me started.
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Male 2,076
pretty funny song...i don`t know if ive met smug pregnant women. most of the ones ive met are scared, or sick...or yeah lol
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Male 2,199
wow good singing, catchy tune, and funny lyrics... this song is win in my book...
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Female 1,264
Hehe great song...I hate pregnant idiots D: They are not disabled, for god`s sake, they are only pregnant. Those women give a bad name to the rest of pregnant women. And women in general.
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Female 103
HarryDresden: Maybe you should work on that aim a little there, guy. Just sayin`.

thelonious: Self-righteous cattiness is a huge turn-off.

Pregnant bitches are annoying. Especially in the military. Namely because none of them can figure out that pregnancy =/= disability. (Yes, I know they can`t do heavy work, but their bitch asses can still drating take out the goddamn trash, or other light chores.)

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Male 759
Opie - Yep. That`s Kate Micucci.
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Male 759
Kate Micucci makes me smile
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Female 15,763
That girl on the left... is she from that commercial about hunting with the little kid dressed as a dear?

Does anyone know what I`m talking about?

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Male 897
That was pretty funny, and somewhat true. I`d like to see more songs by those two.
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Female 2,120
I think thelonious is a pregnant woman!
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Female 1,427
Also: if you were a bitch before you got pregnant, nothing changes.

You`re a preganant.... bitch.

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Female 1,427
"The question isn`t whether or not pregnancy is special. Sure it is, It`s the creation of a new person and there is something very sweet about a pregnant woman (at least when they`re not all pimply and gassy and violent).

No, this video is about the dumb Bi tches that think they`re better than the rest of you just because they got knocked up. It`s not like your the first person to discover the lovechild so stop acting like your Mona Lisa!!"

Quoted for truth!!

Creating new life is special, but millions of billions of women have been pregnant, had birth, etc.

You`re not God.

Also, your baby is not God. I don`t give a crap if it`s a baby, it`s still smelly, loud, and pink.

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Female 3,696
I`m sad because the post below mine (also mine) has a lot of bad grammar. Feel free to mentally grammar-nazi fix it. :( <--sad
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Female 3,696
The question isn`t whether or not pregnancy is special. Sure it is, It`s the creation of a new person and there is something very sweet about a pregnant woman (at least when they`re not all pimply and gassy and violent).

No, this video is about the dumb Bi tches that think they`re better than the rest of you just because they got knocked up. It`s not like your the first person to discover the lovechild so stop acting like your Mona Lisa!

Anyway, rambling done, this was super funny and I just sent it off to my very pregnant friend haha.

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Male 3,310
Wow, here`s two women that I`m guessing will never be pregnant. There are lots of a**holes in the world but to let pregnant women under your skin enough to write a song about them? That there`s showing some "issues".
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Male 587
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Male 587
noflawsinme
"Did anyone else notice that the girl on the left is an actress in I think like two episodes of scrubs? Where she fell in love with the lawyer guy? Please say you noticed..."

I am pretty sure they are both actresses on different shows. Usually as one of those extra characters that show up for one episode and you never see them again. But it bugs me that I can`t find her name, I know I have seen them in something else. Can anyone else help?

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Female 70
Every child is special. Consider this: out of the trillions of sperm-egg combinations, they were the ones that made it. Just something to think about...
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Male 195
You`re just creating an entire other human being. What`s so amazing about that?
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Female 4,376
Dude I hate pregnant chicks like that. I know one who is so annoying she`s only in her first trimester and everytime i see her she`s rubbing her stomach. Ir`s friggin annoying and giving me diabetes.
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Male 99
Childbirth is no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your butt You want to know a miracle? raising a kid that doesnt talk in a movie theater I`ll go you one further, If you have children and I assume some of you do I am sorry to tell you this They are not special I`ll let that sink in. Don`t get me wrong I know you think they`re special You think that I`m telling you—they`re not. Did you know that every time a guy comes he comes 200 million sperm? & you mean to tell me you think your child is special? Because one out of 200 million connected that load What are the odds? Do you know what that means? I have wiped entire civilizations off of my chest, with a grey gym sock. That is special. Entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel. That is special I want you to think about that you 2 egg-carrying beings out there with that holier-than-thou we-have-the-gift-of-life attitude I have tossed universes in my underpants while napping That
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Male 99
This reminds me of an old Bill Hicks quote.....
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Female 1,112
YESSSSS!
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Male 689
everything about this video makes me sad.
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Female 41
" i just want to punch them in the stomach....
but i cant, because they`re pregnant."

...But not in their face, they`re not. Just try a different approach.

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Male 15,832
I was hoping for Art Garfunkle and John Oates. :-<
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Female 149
HAHAHA Yes! I know this kid who`s 18 and soooo excited for the "miracle" of being prego and this and that and WAIT WTF YOU`RE 18.

Le sigh. No hope for humanity, my friends.

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Male 2,125
Really? If you guys had a kid, you won`t consider it special? What? You`re just gonna think it`s just another kid brought to this world? It`s YOUR kid. Why the hell wouldn`t you make it seem special?
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Male 362
thank you chick from scrubs and other girl.
every time i hear a pregnant woman talking about how they understand the meaning of life because they`re pregnant i just want to punch them in the stomach....
but i cant, because they`re pregnant.
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Female 14
OMG
Did anyone else notice that the girl on the left is an actress in I think like two episodes of scrubs? Where she fell in love with the lawyer guy? Please say you noticed...
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Female 40
Gawd this is so true. Too many women I know have gotten pregnant recently-- unexpectedly also-- and yet all they can go on about is how "special" it is.

Yes, you`re really "special". Special if you can`t keep your legs closed and are too clueless to take precautions before doing the baby-making dance. You`re so special you should consider taking the short bus to work.

I`m so tired of the cliche, "it`s a miracle!" line out of expectant mothers. Yep, you`re just a damned miracle worker just like billions of other women, every dog, every cat, every bird, every ant, and pretty much every thing that breathes can do what you do.

This type of thinking is nothing more than a way to get people to take care of their children. It`s a sociological manipulation and nothing more.

You`re going to squeeze a human puppy out of your vagina. Good for you.

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Male 4,593
The real miracle, Lizzy, is that some fugly chicks even get laid at all.
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Female 1,984
Not bad. Great harmony. Must have taken a lot of work for those women to put this together.
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Male 325
they may be special (to a degree) but they don`t need to go on about it, other people have things going on aswell
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Male 17
I didn`t say drat i said F#*&
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Male 844
"BITCH, i don`t really care!" lol
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Male 17
shut the drat up lizzy
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Female 70
How does being pregnant NOT make you special? It`s the miracle of life!
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Male 103
I agree completely with the song...
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Male 325
Link: Pregnant Women Are Smug by Garfunkel & Oates [Rate Link] - This song needs to be blasted at every smug, knocked-up chick who thinks that them being pregnant makes them special.
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