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Date: 04/30/09 09:02 AM

51 Responses to Pregnant Women Are Smug by Garfunkel & Oates

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    1williamsg Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 6:14 am
    Link: Pregnant Women Are Smug by Garfunkel & Oates - This song needs to be blasted at every smug, knocked-up chick who thinks that them being pregnant makes them special.
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    TheLargeOne Male 30-39
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    April 30, 2009 at 9:13 am
    I agree completely with the song...
  3. Profile photo of lizzy08
    lizzy08 Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 9:26 am
    How does being pregnant NOT make you special? It`s the miracle of life!
  4. Profile photo of NssMU
    NssMU Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 9:30 am
    shut the drat up lizzy
  5. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
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    April 30, 2009 at 9:30 am
    "BITCH, i don`t really care!" lol
  6. Profile photo of NssMU
    NssMU Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 9:30 am
    I didn`t say drat i said F#*&
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    1williamsg Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 9:31 am
    they may be special (to a degree) but they don`t need to go on about it, other people have things going on aswell
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    Bekll Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 9:32 am
    Not bad. Great harmony. Must have taken a lot of work for those women to put this together.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
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    April 30, 2009 at 9:51 am
    The real miracle, Lizzy, is that some fugly chicks even get laid at all.
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    helenium Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 9:56 am
    Gawd this is so true. Too many women I know have gotten pregnant recently-- unexpectedly also-- and yet all they can go on about is how "special" it is.

    Yes, you`re really "special". Special if you can`t keep your legs closed and are too clueless to take precautions before doing the baby-making dance. You`re so special you should consider taking the short bus to work.

    I`m so tired of the cliche, "it`s a miracle!" line out of expectant mothers. Yep, you`re just a damned miracle worker just like billions of other women, every dog, every cat, every bird, every ant, and pretty much every thing that breathes can do what you do.

    This type of thinking is nothing more than a way to get people to take care of their children. It`s a sociological manipulation and nothing more.

    You`re going to squeeze a human puppy out of your vagina. Good for you.

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    noflawsinme Female 13-17
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    April 30, 2009 at 10:00 am
    OMG
    Did anyone else notice that the girl on the left is an actress in I think like two episodes of scrubs? Where she fell in love with the lawyer guy? Please say you noticed...
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    thebandit Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 10:02 am
    thank you chick from scrubs and other girl.
    every time i hear a pregnant woman talking about how they understand the meaning of life because they`re pregnant i just want to punch them in the stomach....
    but i cant, because they`re pregnant.
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    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 10:05 am
    Really? If you guys had a kid, you won`t consider it special? What? You`re just gonna think it`s just another kid brought to this world? It`s YOUR kid. Why the hell wouldn`t you make it seem special?
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    JannatheGrea Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 10:18 am
    HAHAHA Yes! I know this kid who`s 18 and soooo excited for the "miracle" of being prego and this and that and WAIT WTF YOU`RE 18.

    Le sigh. No hope for humanity, my friends.

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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    April 30, 2009 at 11:28 am
    I was hoping for Art Garfunkle and John Oates. :-<
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    symbolica Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 11:43 am
    " i just want to punch them in the stomach....
    but i cant, because they`re pregnant."

    ...But not in their face, they`re not. Just try a different approach.

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    evanking Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    everything about this video makes me sad.
  18. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    YESSSSS!
  19. Profile photo of HarryDresden
    HarryDresden Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    This reminds me of an old Bill Hicks quote.....
  20. Profile photo of HarryDresden
    HarryDresden Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    Childbirth is no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your butt You want to know a miracle? raising a kid that doesnt talk in a movie theater I`ll go you one further, If you have children and I assume some of you do I am sorry to tell you this They are not special I`ll let that sink in. Don`t get me wrong I know you think they`re special You think that I`m telling you—they`re not. Did you know that every time a guy comes he comes 200 million sperm? & you mean to tell me you think your child is special? Because one out of 200 million connected that load What are the odds? Do you know what that means? I have wiped entire civilizations off of my chest, with a grey gym sock. That is special. Entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel. That is special I want you to think about that you 2 egg-carrying beings out there with that holier-than-thou we-have-the-gift-of-life attitude I have tossed universes in my underpants while napping That
  21. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    April 30, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    Dude I hate pregnant chicks like that. I know one who is so annoying she`s only in her first trimester and everytime i see her she`s rubbing her stomach. Ir`s friggin annoying and giving me diabetes.
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    Immigrant Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    You`re just creating an entire other human being. What`s so amazing about that?
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    lizzy08 Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    Every child is special. Consider this: out of the trillions of sperm-egg combinations, they were the ones that made it. Just something to think about...
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    davisboy Male 30-39
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    April 30, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    noflawsinme
    "Did anyone else notice that the girl on the left is an actress in I think like two episodes of scrubs? Where she fell in love with the lawyer guy? Please say you noticed..."

    I am pretty sure they are both actresses on different shows. Usually as one of those extra characters that show up for one episode and you never see them again. But it bugs me that I can`t find her name, I know I have seen them in something else. Can anyone else help?

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    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    Found em

    Riki Lindhome

    Kate Micucci

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    thelonious Male 40-49
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    April 30, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    Wow, here`s two women that I`m guessing will never be pregnant. There are lots of a**holes in the world but to let pregnant women under your skin enough to write a song about them? That there`s showing some "issues".
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    The question isn`t whether or not pregnancy is special. Sure it is, It`s the creation of a new person and there is something very sweet about a pregnant woman (at least when they`re not all pimply and gassy and violent).

    No, this video is about the dumb Bi tches that think they`re better than the rest of you just because they got knocked up. It`s not like your the first person to discover the lovechild so stop acting like your Mona Lisa!

    Anyway, rambling done, this was super funny and I just sent it off to my very pregnant friend haha.

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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    I`m sad because the post below mine (also mine) has a lot of bad grammar. Feel free to mentally grammar-nazi fix it. :( <--sad
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    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    "The question isn`t whether or not pregnancy is special. Sure it is, It`s the creation of a new person and there is something very sweet about a pregnant woman (at least when they`re not all pimply and gassy and violent).

    No, this video is about the dumb Bi tches that think they`re better than the rest of you just because they got knocked up. It`s not like your the first person to discover the lovechild so stop acting like your Mona Lisa!!"

    Quoted for truth!!

    Creating new life is special, but millions of billions of women have been pregnant, had birth, etc.

    You`re not God.

    Also, your baby is not God. I don`t give a crap if it`s a baby, it`s still smelly, loud, and pink.

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    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    Also: if you were a bitch before you got pregnant, nothing changes.

    You`re a preganant.... bitch.

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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    I think thelonious is a pregnant woman!
  32. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    That was pretty funny, and somewhat true. I`d like to see more songs by those two.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    That girl on the left... is she from that commercial about hunting with the little kid dressed as a dear?

    Does anyone know what I`m talking about?

  34. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    Kate Micucci makes me smile
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    RdDan Male 30-39
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    Opie - Yep. That`s Kate Micucci.
  36. Profile photo of Skibi
    Skibi Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    HarryDresden: Maybe you should work on that aim a little there, guy. Just sayin`.

    thelonious: Self-righteous cattiness is a huge turn-off.

    Pregnant bitches are annoying. Especially in the military. Namely because none of them can figure out that pregnancy =/= disability. (Yes, I know they can`t do heavy work, but their bitch asses can still drating take out the goddamn trash, or other light chores.)

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    lerie Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    Hehe great song...I hate pregnant idiots D: They are not disabled, for god`s sake, they are only pregnant. Those women give a bad name to the rest of pregnant women. And women in general.
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    wow good singing, catchy tune, and funny lyrics... this song is win in my book...
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    AnwarNova Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 10:58 pm
    pretty funny song...i don`t know if ive met smug pregnant women. most of the ones ive met are scared, or sick...or yeah lol
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    lightingbug Male 30-39
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    April 30, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    I love kids. Have three. That said, I can`t stand pregnant women. It`s like dealing with a bride, except instead of just one day it lasts for NINE MONTHS. It`s ALL about her. Ugh, don`t get me started.
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 11:55 pm
    I am pregnant with smugness.

    Skibi: So I guess the whole video turned you off then?

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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 2:48 am
    I could not get past the girl on the left`s hair.
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    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:28 am
    THATS HAIR? I thought it was a furry helmet. For the sake of the ninja turtle girl... in my opinion the chick on the left is "homely" she just looks greasy and unkept. Ninja turtle girl just looks Whetto
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    dissero Male 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 7:51 am
    The left one play Ted`s gf in Scrubs.
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    megavidiot Male 30-39
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    May 1, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    the girl on the left looks like a lemur or some other weird animal
  46. Profile photo of alimurray
    alimurray Female 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    whatcha talking about? both of these girls are absolutely gorgeous.

  47. Profile photo of bonzoello
    bonzoello Male 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    okay, so what if this video was made by two guys? nobody would think it is funny, just sexist.
  48. Profile photo of Shinoki
    Shinoki Male 30-39
    162 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 5:30 am
    I agree alimurray! Both of them, especially the one on the left, are gorgeous.
    But to the point, they are really good singers and musicians. Their message was lost to me in those lucid tones.
  49. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
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    May 2, 2009 at 6:30 am
    Bonzoello: yes, context can make things funny or unfunny. Nice observation
  50. Profile photo of ravensky
    ravensky Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 10:12 am
    teh lulz <3

    so funny

  51. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
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    June 19, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    Dam right, you tell them preggos!

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