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It would be an honour.
Do you think they`ll make a Jaguar one for TopGear`s James May? (Only joking, no flames pl0x)
Plastic? It`s called embalming my friend...
You know, I was wondering the same thing. As for the cop, he was there to posthumously arrest the guy for being too hard for the graveyard! Awwwww shiiiiii.....
This is "literally" the absolute, most ridiculous display of human idiocy I have ever seen.
Ahhh...real smileys. :-D
That`s so much better.
See what I mean, my brain has no space for the important stuff. I`ve been posting here a while and never even noticed the link/image/smiley buttons. :-<
But now I know, and knowing is half the battle. Thanks again!
If you use the "Image" link in the Reply box, your pic will actually be shown; and if use the "Smiley" link, you can see how to use use real smileys :-P on IAB, basically standard internet ones with a hyphen.
I am almost a formal expert at strange deaths, celebrity deaths, and commercial aviation accidents. Don`t know why, but I spend a lot of time reading about those 3 subjects.
So, I`ve become a cornucopia of random useless trivia on those subjects...but now where my keys are at, where I sat my cell phone down, what day it is today...nope..I can`t tell you anything there!
I swear the useful information keeps getting pushed out of my brain. I`ve been doing my research, and I have come to the conclusion that the space reserved for "remembering dental appointments" has been permanantly filled by Willie the Wimp here. :P :P :P
Crazy funerals run in that group I tell ya.
Pfft...Willie`s burial ain`t nothin`. A good friend of Willie the Wimp (and his father too) died in 2005 and he took a cue from our bud here and had his own crazy funeral. He was a big Steelers fan, so for his viewing instead of a coffin they decked him out in a la-z-boy and kept his eyes OPEN and had him watching the game on TV, holding the remote and everything. No lie.
I`d turn around and walk out. Thankfully though, all of my friends actually have class.
1. He was called Willie The Wimp but his real name was Willie Stokes, Jr.2. He was gunned down at a motel in Chicago by â€œunknown assailantsâ€ on 2/24/1984.3. He had 5 $100 bills rolled up like cigarettes in between his 4 fingers and thumb.4. He had diamonds on every finger that held the money.5. The guard was there so that no one would steal his diamonds or cash.
...the fact that I know these things scare me. Man, I really need to get a new hobby or something. ._.
Willie was a drug dealer though, and he did get what was comin` to him. He was far from a "nice young fellow" for sure.
No grillz, but I`m sure the cat carried a hella pimp stick.
Stevie Ray Vaughn wrote a song about him. :)
Lyrics snippit:"That casket, it looked like a fine SevilleHe had a vanity license and a Cadillac grilleWillie was propped up in the driver`s seatHe had diamonds on his fingers and a smile sweetFine red suit had the whole town talkin`Talkin` `bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffinWillie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin "
Anyhow, youtube link to live performance of the song:
School is morbid.
Especially international relations class, when our student teacher has pictures from the Iraq war.