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Date: 04/29/09 03:21 PM

104 Responses to Pimp My Ride: Coffin Edition [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    Link: Pimp My Ride: Coffin Edition - Literally.
  2. Profile photo of shivarama
    shivarama Male 13-17
    327 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    wow.
  3. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    Is it weird that this is like the 7th picture of a dead person I`ve seen today?

    School is morbid.

    Especially international relations class, when our student teacher has pictures from the Iraq war.

    :(

  4. Profile photo of hoboriffic
    hoboriffic Female 30-39
    153 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    I`ve seen this one...that`s Willie the Wimp.

    Stevie Ray Vaughn wrote a song about him. :)

    Lyrics snippit:
    "That casket, it looked like a fine Seville
    He had a vanity license and a Cadillac grille
    Willie was propped up in the driver`s seat
    He had diamonds on his fingers and a smile sweet
    Fine red suit had the whole town talkin`
    Talkin` `bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
    Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin "

    Ahh...memories.

    Anyhow, youtube link to live performance of the song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLZI2z19v...

    R.I.P. Willie!

  5. Profile photo of Hedkwab
    Hedkwab Male 18-29
    340 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    They should have propped his lips open so you could see his grills
  6. Profile photo of uunnfair_4ol
    uunnfair_4ol Female 18-29
    147 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    I had the make up jobs. Let it never be said I didnt say "turn me to ashes, please"
  7. Profile photo of hoboriffic
    hoboriffic Female 30-39
    153 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    LOL, wasn`t no grillz then son, Willie died in 1984. XD (So, if anyone wants to shout "old", well this is one post where it would actually be relevant. Hahaha.)

    Willie was a drug dealer though, and he did get what was comin` to him. He was far from a "nice young fellow" for sure.

    No grillz, but I`m sure the cat carried a hella pimp stick.

  8. Profile photo of dairy
    dairy Male 18-29
    382 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    douche. i love him.
  9. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    lol. What a dead duche.
  10. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    Speechless.
  11. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    Haha! win.
    He is an OG.
  12. Profile photo of SiN_iN_Me
    SiN_iN_Me Female 18-29
    217 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    :O *blinks*...:O...come on...really?!
  13. Profile photo of maedene
    maedene Male 18-29
    291 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    well, that is interesting
  14. Profile photo of hoboriffic
    hoboriffic Female 30-39
    153 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    OG indeed...here`s a few more facts about Willie:

    1. He was called Willie The Wimp but his real name was Willie Stokes, Jr.
    2. He was gunned down at a motel in Chicago by “unknown assailants” on 2/24/1984.
    3. He had 5 $100 bills rolled up like cigarettes in between his 4 fingers and thumb.
    4. He had diamonds on every finger that held the money.
    5. The guard was there so that no one would steal his diamonds or cash.


    ...the fact that I know these things scare me. Man, I really need to get a new hobby or something. ._.

  15. Profile photo of hoboriffic
    hoboriffic Female 30-39
    153 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    Er..."unknown assailants". Meh. e_e
  16. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    you gotta be kiddin me >.>
  17. Profile photo of mudkiipz
    mudkiipz Female 13-17
    13 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    yo dawg i heard you like cars so we put a car in your coffin so you can drive while you dead.
  18. Profile photo of wowthissucks
    wowthissucks Male 30-39
    305 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    Ah Willie Stokes, how we miss you.
  19. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    hahaha! That`s so creative.
  20. Profile photo of iram84mx
    iram84mx Male 18-29
    9 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    i heard he died on a car accident...
  21. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    and he drove it straight to hell
  22. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    yo dawg i heard you liked death so we killed you and put yo dead self in yo car so yo can be dead while your drivng
  23. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    683 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    lol @ alfie.

    pimpin`

  24. Profile photo of iram84mx
    iram84mx Male 18-29
    9 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    i have never seen a convertible Escalade before.. that rad.
  25. Profile photo of Saraneth
    Saraneth Female 13-17
    44 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    Thaaaaats not creepy. Not at all.
  26. Profile photo of Jilana
    Jilana Female 13-17
    254 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    there`s a lot going on in this photo here, from the carpet to the corpse.
  27. Profile photo of KidGixxer
    KidGixxer Male 30-39
    182 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    "Cadillac grills Cadillac mills
    Check out the oil on my Cadillac spills"
  28. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    Is that a policeman behind him?
  29. Profile photo of doodlydoo727
    doodlydoo727 Male 18-29
    437 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    why did this pimp my ride meme start so late?
  30. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    this picture makes my skin crawl
  31. Profile photo of jennifer6716
    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
    471 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    am I nuts, or does his steering-wheel thing have the word "WIMP" On it?
  32. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    WIMP
  33. Profile photo of theHUSHSOUND
    theHUSHSOUND Female 13-17
    543 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    i`m sorry, but i`d be weirded out if i went to a funeral and saw the guy sitting up. and dead. in a fancy pimped coffin.
  34. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    That`s better then the bike yesterday!
  35. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    "i`m sorry, but i`d be weirded out if i went to a funeral and saw the guy sitting up. and dead. in a fancy pimped coffin."

    I`d turn around and walk out. Thankfully though, all of my friends actually have class.

  36. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    Pimp My Coffin - Aussie comedy show "The Nation"
  37. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    I can`t decide if this is tastless or creepy. Maybe both...
  38. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    Should have been in the hard drive picts.
  39. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    this is not right on sooooo many levels
  40. Profile photo of Norts
    Norts Male 18-29
    486 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    Really?
  41. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    Oh jeez.
  42. Profile photo of Bat_Girl
    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
    323 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    thats kind of scary.
  43. Profile photo of RandomRamen
    RandomRamen Female 18-29
    76 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    That is so wrong in many levels...
  44. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    He stole my idea! Did he read my will?
  45. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    omg pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease tell me thats not real
  46. Profile photo of hoboriffic
    hoboriffic Female 30-39
    153 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    "i`m sorry, but i`d be weirded out if i went to a funeral and saw the guy sitting up. and dead. in a fancy pimped coffin."

    Pfft...Willie`s burial ain`t nothin`. A good friend of Willie the Wimp (and his father too) died in 2005 and he took a cue from our bud here and had his own crazy funeral. He was a big Steelers fan, so for his viewing instead of a coffin they decked him out in a la-z-boy and kept his eyes OPEN and had him watching the game on TV, holding the remote and everything. No lie.

    Pic: http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0706/469109...

  47. Profile photo of hoboriffic
    hoboriffic Female 30-39
    153 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    Here`s another pic I have of the funeral...this one is a bit better, but I had to dig to find it.

    http://img512.imageshack.us/my.php?image=funeral.png

    Crazy funerals run in that group I tell ya.

  48. Profile photo of maxfromanoka
    maxfromanoka Male 18-29
    7 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    Sad...
  49. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    I want one...
  50. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    does it say Wimp on the strofoam thing?
  51. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    I love how much you know about this, Hobo... it`s almost at nerd status.
  52. Profile photo of outfire
    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    even though he`s dead, he isn`t without style.
  53. Profile photo of hoboriffic
    hoboriffic Female 30-39
    153 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    Opie: I tell ya, I have pretty unusual interests.

    I am almost a formal expert at strange deaths, celebrity deaths, and commercial aviation accidents. Don`t know why, but I spend a lot of time reading about those 3 subjects.

    So, I`ve become a cornucopia of random useless trivia on those subjects...but now where my keys are at, where I sat my cell phone down, what day it is today...nope..I can`t tell you anything there!

    I swear the useful information keeps getting pushed out of my brain. I`ve been doing my research, and I have come to the conclusion that the space reserved for "remembering dental appointments" has been permanantly filled by Willie the Wimp here. :P :P :P

  54. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    > Hoboriffic

    If you use the "Image" link in the Reply box, your pic will actually be shown; and if use the "Smiley" link, you can see how to use use real smileys :-P on IAB, basically standard internet ones with a hyphen.

  55. Profile photo of hoboriffic
    hoboriffic Female 30-39
    153 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    Thanks Lionhart. You rule!

    Ahhh...real smileys. :-D

    That`s so much better.

    See what I mean, my brain has no space for the important stuff. I`ve been posting here a while and never even noticed the link/image/smiley buttons. :-<

    But now I know, and knowing is half the battle. Thanks again!

  56. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    All right I`ll let this one slide because its assumed the man in the coffin is a pimp, but if I see any misuse of the word `literally`, expect a strongly worded reply!
  57. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    HES ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL! KILL HIM BEFORE HE KILLS YOUR CHILDREN! oh wait..
  58. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    ok so laughing at a funeral is still considered rude right??
  59. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    Dying in style. ;)
  60. Profile photo of ometatherion
    ometatherion Male 30-39
    174 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    "All right I`ll let this one slide because its assumed the man in the coffin is a pimp, but if I see any misuse of the word `literally`, expect a strongly worded reply!"

    This is "literally" the absolute, most ridiculous display of human idiocy I have ever seen.

  61. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    kill it....again
  62. Profile photo of HunterJumper
    HunterJumper Female 13-17
    112 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    Does the front say wimp, or am I imagining things..?
  63. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 9:08 pm
    Pleasant...
  64. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    846 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 9:11 pm
    weird, and it looks kinda fake
  65. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    Is that a cop back there? And that`s a crazy coffin.
  66. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    What`s up with the cop?
  67. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 10:09 pm
    "Does the front say wimp, or am I imagining things..?"

    You know, I was wondering the same thing. As for the cop, he was there to posthumously arrest the guy for being too hard for the graveyard! Awwwww shiiiiii.....

  68. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 11:49 pm
    Really distasteful. Just no.
  69. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    GRadde, anyone with eyes could see that`s a plastic body. It`s just a bit of fun, relax a little.
  70. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 12:04 am
    He lived funky, so he deserves to die funky too
  71. Profile photo of kat_iiejayne
    kat_iiejayne Female 13-17
    299 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 1:02 am
    ohmygod.
    NO
  72. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 2:18 am
    Well if it`s what he wanted i guess...
  73. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2508 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:03 am
    WAIT!!! No LCD TV?!?!?

  74. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 5:08 am
    lol.. WIMP
  75. Profile photo of skittler
    skittler Female 18-29
    79 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 5:23 am
    WHY....was that really necessary?
  76. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 5:25 am
    I wonder how much TVs he has under there. But no way, is this a real coffin?
  77. Profile photo of boogersunite
    boogersunite Male 13-17
    197 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 5:43 am
    almost as unbeleivable as teh amount of spammers now on IAb...=[
  78. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 6:01 am
    On it, boogers. Banhammer is being swung with extreme predudice... Sorry about these spammers.
  79. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 6:48 am
    Needs a pine tree air-freshener dangling from the rear-view mirror.
  80. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 7:12 am
    GRadde, anyone with eyes could see that`s a plastic body. It`s just a bit of fun, relax a little.

    Plastic? It`s called embalming my friend...

  81. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 9:53 am
    "Seriously dude, this is the Cadillac of all coffins."

    Do you think they`ll make a Jaguar one for TopGear`s James May? (Only joking, no flames pl0x)

  82. Profile photo of sovereign09
    sovereign09 Male 13-17
    59 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 10:29 am
    wow all i really have to say is wow, i cant tell whether is is cool or sad
  83. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 10:37 am
    I know what I`m dying in now...
  84. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 11:54 am
    that seems a tad disrespectful, even for a dead pimp.
  85. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 11:57 am
    BlueJack - I don`t even think walking up to the guy and pimp slapping him is disrespectful.


    It would be an honour.

  86. Profile photo of ChiliSoup
    ChiliSoup Male 13-17
    55 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    i want to know how he died.
  87. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    Does that say "wimp?"
  88. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    I don`t know this guy but he`s instantly cool.
  89. Profile photo of skyblue_15
    skyblue_15 Female 18-29
    194 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    He rolled outta life on `20s.
  90. Profile photo of train_trax
    train_trax Female 13-17
    167 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    That`s actually pretty cool xD
  91. Profile photo of Alkerath
    Alkerath Female 18-29
    143 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    @ Mikeado
    This is Captain Slow we`re talking about,right? Surely, a Fiat Panda would be better. :p
  92. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    whats with the copper standing behind him?
  93. Profile photo of Omega3_DHA
    Omega3_DHA Male 13-17
    54 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    so like, are they gonna bury him?
  94. Profile photo of JuniorGem
    JuniorGem Female 18-29
    57 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    wow. just wow.
  95. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:01 am
    Please tell me that`s a Mannequin.
  96. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 8:23 am
    I really hope that that`s not an actual corpse.
  97. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 9:14 am
    oh lord.
  98. Profile photo of omgRAH
    omgRAH Female 13-17
    58 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    oh my god....... <:0
  99. Profile photo of NerdsGirl
    NerdsGirl Female 18-29
    9 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 2:49 am
    joke....right?
  100. Profile photo of jennykempuk
    jennykempuk Female 13-17
    46 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    *is distirbed*
  101. Profile photo of mwest1112
    mwest1112 Female 18-29
    149 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 10:42 am
    absolutely ridiculous, real or not.
  102. Profile photo of The_Waz
    The_Waz Male 18-29
    169 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    sick ride bruh lol
  103. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1443 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    Go out with style yo!

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