Pimp My Ride: Coffin Edition [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in

Literally.
There are 104 comments:
Male 1,442
Go out with style yo!
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Male 169
sick ride bruh lol
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Female 149
absolutely ridiculous, real or not.
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Female 46
*is distirbed*
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Female 9
joke....right?
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Female 58
oh my god....... <:0
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Male 1,718
oh lord.
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Female 1,963
I really hope that that`s not an actual corpse.
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Female 854
Please tell me that`s a Mannequin.
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Female 57
wow. just wow.
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Male 54
so like, are they gonna bury him?
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Female 4,197
whats with the copper standing behind him?
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Female 143
@ Mikeado
This is Captain Slow we`re talking about,right? Surely, a Fiat Panda would be better. :p
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Female 167
That`s actually pretty cool xD
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Female 193
He rolled outta life on `20s.
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Female 2,064
I don`t know this guy but he`s instantly cool.
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Female 538
Does that say "wimp?"
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Male 55
i want to know how he died.
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Female 2,220
BlueJack - I don`t even think walking up to the guy and pimp slapping him is disrespectful.


It would be an honour.

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Female 385
that seems a tad disrespectful, even for a dead pimp.
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Female 9,557
I know what I`m dying in now...
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Male 59
wow all i really have to say is wow, i cant tell whether is is cool or sad
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Male 2,159
"Seriously dude, this is the Cadillac of all coffins."

Do you think they`ll make a Jaguar one for TopGear`s James May? (Only joking, no flames pl0x)

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Female 1,001
GRadde, anyone with eyes could see that`s a plastic body. It`s just a bit of fun, relax a little.

Plastic? It`s called embalming my friend...

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Male 4,593
Needs a pine tree air-freshener dangling from the rear-view mirror.
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Male 12,138
On it, boogers. Banhammer is being swung with extreme predudice... Sorry about these spammers.
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Male 197
almost as unbeleivable as teh amount of spammers now on IAb...=[
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Male 1,232
I wonder how much TVs he has under there. But no way, is this a real coffin?
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Female 79
WHY....was that really necessary?
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Male 1,704
lol.. WIMP
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Male 2,528
WAIT!!! No LCD TV?!?!?

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Female 4,376
Well if it`s what he wanted i guess...
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Female 298
ohmygod.
NO
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Male 1,666
He lived funky, so he deserves to die funky too
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Male 3,425
GRadde, anyone with eyes could see that`s a plastic body. It`s just a bit of fun, relax a little.
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Male 2,552
Really distasteful. Just no.
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Male 5,189
Beep beep!
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Male 1,002
"Does the front say wimp, or am I imagining things..?"

You know, I was wondering the same thing. As for the cop, he was there to posthumously arrest the guy for being too hard for the graveyard! Awwwww shiiiiii.....

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Female 4,447
What`s up with the cop?
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Male 2,344
Is that a cop back there? And that`s a crazy coffin.
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Male 844
weird, and it looks kinda fake
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Female 4,028
Pleasant...
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Female 112
Does the front say wimp, or am I imagining things..?
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Male 914
kill it....again
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Male 174
"All right I`ll let this one slide because its assumed the man in the coffin is a pimp, but if I see any misuse of the word `literally`, expect a strongly worded reply!"

This is "literally" the absolute, most ridiculous display of human idiocy I have ever seen.

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Male 2,395
Dying in style. ;)
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Male 914
ok so laughing at a funeral is still considered rude right??
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Male 4,793
HES ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL! KILL HIM BEFORE HE KILLS YOUR CHILDREN! oh wait..
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Female 1,264
All right I`ll let this one slide because its assumed the man in the coffin is a pimp, but if I see any misuse of the word `literally`, expect a strongly worded reply!
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Female 153
Thanks Lionhart. You rule!

Ahhh...real smileys. :-D

That`s so much better.

See what I mean, my brain has no space for the important stuff. I`ve been posting here a while and never even noticed the link/image/smiley buttons. :-<

But now I know, and knowing is half the battle. Thanks again!

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Male 8,302
> Hoboriffic

If you use the "Image" link in the Reply box, your pic will actually be shown; and if use the "Smiley" link, you can see how to use use real smileys :-P on IAB, basically standard internet ones with a hyphen.

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Female 153
Opie: I tell ya, I have pretty unusual interests.

I am almost a formal expert at strange deaths, celebrity deaths, and commercial aviation accidents. Don`t know why, but I spend a lot of time reading about those 3 subjects.

So, I`ve become a cornucopia of random useless trivia on those subjects...but now where my keys are at, where I sat my cell phone down, what day it is today...nope..I can`t tell you anything there!

I swear the useful information keeps getting pushed out of my brain. I`ve been doing my research, and I have come to the conclusion that the space reserved for "remembering dental appointments" has been permanantly filled by Willie the Wimp here. :P :P :P

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Male 524
even though he`s dead, he isn`t without style.
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Female 15,763
I love how much you know about this, Hobo... it`s almost at nerd status.
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Female 675
does it say Wimp on the strofoam thing?
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Male 7,933
I want one...
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Male 7
Sad...
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Female 153
Here`s another pic I have of the funeral...this one is a bit better, but I had to dig to find it.

http://img512.imageshack.us/my.php?image=funeral.png

Crazy funerals run in that group I tell ya.

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Female 153
"i`m sorry, but i`d be weirded out if i went to a funeral and saw the guy sitting up. and dead. in a fancy pimped coffin."

Pfft...Willie`s burial ain`t nothin`. A good friend of Willie the Wimp (and his father too) died in 2005 and he took a cue from our bud here and had his own crazy funeral. He was a big Steelers fan, so for his viewing instead of a coffin they decked him out in a la-z-boy and kept his eyes OPEN and had him watching the game on TV, holding the remote and everything. No lie.

Pic: http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0706/469109...

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Female 5,222
omg pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease tell me thats not real
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Male 2,582
He stole my idea! Did he read my will?
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Female 76
That is so wrong in many levels...
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Female 323
thats kind of scary.
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Male 462
Oh jeez.
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Male 486
Really?
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Female 587
this is not right on sooooo many levels
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Male 3,326
Should have been in the hard drive picts.
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Female 1,264
I can`t decide if this is tastless or creepy. Maybe both...
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Male 11,739
"i`m sorry, but i`d be weirded out if i went to a funeral and saw the guy sitting up. and dead. in a fancy pimped coffin."

I`d turn around and walk out. Thankfully though, all of my friends actually have class.

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Female 855
That`s better then the bike yesterday!
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Female 541
i`m sorry, but i`d be weirded out if i went to a funeral and saw the guy sitting up. and dead. in a fancy pimped coffin.
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Male 1,929
WIMP
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Female 470
am I nuts, or does his steering-wheel thing have the word "WIMP" On it?
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Female 5,139
this picture makes my skin crawl
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Male 437
why did this pimp my ride meme start so late?
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Male 619
Is that a policeman behind him?
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Male 182
"Cadillac grills Cadillac mills
Check out the oil on my Cadillac spills"
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Female 254
there`s a lot going on in this photo here, from the carpet to the corpse.
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Female 44
Thaaaaats not creepy. Not at all.
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Male 9
i have never seen a convertible Escalade before.. that rad.
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Female 678
lol @ alfie.

pimpin`

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Male 4,867
yo dawg i heard you liked death so we killed you and put yo dead self in yo car so yo can be dead while your drivng
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Male 1,164
and he drove it straight to hell
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Male 9
i heard he died on a car accident...
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Female 1,148
hahaha! That`s so creative.
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Male 305
Ah Willie Stokes, how we miss you.
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Female 13
yo dawg i heard you like cars so we put a car in your coffin so you can drive while you dead.
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Male 2,125
you gotta be kiddin me >.>
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Female 153
Er..."unknown assailants". Meh. e_e
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Female 153
OG indeed...here`s a few more facts about Willie:

1. He was called Willie The Wimp but his real name was Willie Stokes, Jr.
2. He was gunned down at a motel in Chicago by “unknown assailants” on 2/24/1984.
3. He had 5 $100 bills rolled up like cigarettes in between his 4 fingers and thumb.
4. He had diamonds on every finger that held the money.
5. The guard was there so that no one would steal his diamonds or cash.


...the fact that I know these things scare me. Man, I really need to get a new hobby or something. ._.

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Male 291
well, that is interesting
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Female 217
:O *blinks*...:O...come on...really?!
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Female 650
Haha! win.
He is an OG.
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Male 3,819
Speechless.
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Male 10,440
lol. What a dead duche.
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Male 381
douche. i love him.
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Female 153
LOL, wasn`t no grillz then son, Willie died in 1984. XD (So, if anyone wants to shout "old", well this is one post where it would actually be relevant. Hahaha.)

Willie was a drug dealer though, and he did get what was comin` to him. He was far from a "nice young fellow" for sure.

No grillz, but I`m sure the cat carried a hella pimp stick.

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Female 147
I had the make up jobs. Let it never be said I didnt say "turn me to ashes, please"
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Male 340
They should have propped his lips open so you could see his grills
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Female 153
I`ve seen this one...that`s Willie the Wimp.

Stevie Ray Vaughn wrote a song about him. :)

Lyrics snippit:
"That casket, it looked like a fine Seville
He had a vanity license and a Cadillac grille
Willie was propped up in the driver`s seat
He had diamonds on his fingers and a smile sweet
Fine red suit had the whole town talkin`
Talkin` `bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin "

Ahh...memories.

Anyhow, youtube link to live performance of the song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLZI2z19v...

R.I.P. Willie!

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Female 15,763
Is it weird that this is like the 7th picture of a dead person I`ve seen today?

School is morbid.

Especially international relations class, when our student teacher has pictures from the Iraq war.

:(

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Male 327
wow.
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Male 20,822
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