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Date: 04/28/09 03:32 PM

110 Responses to Pimp My Ride: Bicycle Edition [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    Link: Pimp My Ride: Bicycle Edition - This thing must have been pimped out by Xzibit. Who else would use handlebars and a steering wheel on a bicycle?
  2. Profile photo of Harijuku
    Harijuku Female 18-29
    390 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    n***a stole my bike :(

    i joke. seriously.

  3. Profile photo of Norts
    Norts Male 18-29
    486 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    Um, don`t most people use handlebars on a bicycle?
  4. Profile photo of kainz
    kainz Male 18-29
    50 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    Norts: The caption says handlebars AND a steering wheel.
  5. Profile photo of skine
    skine Male 18-29
    719 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    "Um, don`t most people use handlebars on a bicycle?"

    Well, yes, but both handlebars and a steering wheel?

  6. Profile photo of skine
    skine Male 18-29
    719 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    Damn, ninja`d
  7. Profile photo of jennifer6716
    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
    471 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    *Drools*

    Can I find out either A) where I can buy one or B) Where he lives so I can steal it? lol

  8. Profile photo of Traxus
    Traxus Male 13-17
    105 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    inb4 yo dawg
  9. Profile photo of Sickhead
    Sickhead Male 18-29
    59 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    typical
  10. Profile photo of jhe394
    jhe394 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    ahahha jack daniels on his sweatshirt...
  11. Profile photo of Jilana
    Jilana Female 13-17
    254 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    DO want.
    So badly.
    Dear God yes.
  12. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    That is the coolest bike EVER. Even better than Pee-Wee Herman`s.
  13. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    seen better
  14. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    Wow.
  15. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    i want that bike hahaha
  16. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    so does drinking and driving exclude bicycles??
  17. Profile photo of slugs
    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    You can`t buy a bike like that, it`s custom. That`s the point of low riders is they are custom.
  18. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    heh i dare him to ride that down my street
  19. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    No pegs, it`s worthless.
  20. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    349 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    I`d rather have a half decent car.
  21. Profile photo of FitzySpyder
    FitzySpyder Male 18-29
    119 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    I would steal that bicycle...not because I like it or anything, personally I think its ugly as sin. I`d take it just to be a jerk.
  22. Profile photo of Lockon
    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    I can ride my bike with no handle bars. No handle bars.
  23. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    im so gangsta i can attach some chain onto my bike then spray paint the segments gold Y`ALL.
    cant wait until reality kicks in and he realise what a nob he looks
  24. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    That bike may be ugly, but I love the jacket.
  25. Profile photo of craigf89
    craigf89 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    i`d rather walk, shamefull
  26. Profile photo of mamerv
    mamerv Male 18-29
    328 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    Eh......Now I wish I had a bike I could do that with.
  27. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    actually...i like it
  28. Profile photo of 520
    520 Male 13-17
    432 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    Steering wheel?
    Really?
    Is that necessary?
  29. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    AHA!!! I finally have an idea for MTV that doesn`t involve bringing back music videos.
  30. Profile photo of Norts
    Norts Male 18-29
    486 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    Melt that thing and send it into Cash4Gold!
  31. Profile photo of mudkiipz
    mudkiipz Female 13-17
    13 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    yo dawg i heard you like gold so we put gold in your chains so you can pimp while you ride.
  32. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    i like it.
    i want one.
    and i like the steering wheel.
  33. Profile photo of aznclueless
    aznclueless Male 18-29
    329 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:29 pm

  34. Profile photo of BoNe_Juggalo
    BoNe_Juggalo Male 13-17
    352 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    No way it`s done by Xzibit... Not because that`s a far fetched concept, but because there aren`t any TV`s on it.
  35. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    I...WANT...ONE
  36. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    683 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    I like it but I`m wondering what the handle is for on the front tire. Handle for easy carry away? hmm...too easy.
  37. Profile photo of crimsonattck
    crimsonattck Male 18-29
    364 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    i saw a silver one at my school. but it was way cooler. the whole frame was made of a silver chain. and it has a steering wheel on the back and front. other then that it looked exactly liked that.
  38. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    Old pic is old.
  39. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    my friend has bike kinda like this, just silver and not as extremely pimped out...
  40. Profile photo of sewermonkey
    sewermonkey Male 30-39
    281 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    That thing is ghettorific dawg. pffft The only reason I could think of building one of these is to practice metal working. Then I would melt it so no one would see it.
  41. Profile photo of Godzukis_Dad
    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
    211 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    Okat, color me old but... WHY?

    Stereotypes are hard enough to get past without trying to fit them.

  42. Profile photo of bunny_knight
    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    352 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    i agree with sewermonkey, although if i was to practise metal work i would rather build a Gundam than that bike.
  43. Profile photo of IslandLotus
    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    Thank you, Godzukis_Dad. I must be equally old.

    Some people have a deep need to be noticed.

  44. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    Is it bad that... I kinda want it...?
  45. Profile photo of MrGuy
    MrGuy Male 18-29
    138 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    the red rubber handles just complete the whole bike.
  46. Profile photo of Scythe246
    Scythe246 Male 13-17
    191 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    short bike is short
  47. Profile photo of Immigrant
    Immigrant Male 18-29
    195 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    "So as I was saying Bill, sure getting golden hubcaps is decadent, but I really want to emphasis how worthless I am with money!
    So, I made this bike!"
  48. Profile photo of IslandLotus
    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    LOL @ Immigrant VVV
  49. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    Nicely done. That is one of the better low rider bikes I`ve seen although I haven`t been to a bike show in quite some time
  50. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1037 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    Djesus, even the hsoes fit!
  51. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    "You can`t dress trashy till you spend a lot of money. " - Billy Joel
  52. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    No Xhibit didn`t pimp this one. There`s no recording studio or cotton candy machine or anything like that.
  53. Profile photo of Squarks
    Squarks Male 18-29
    98 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    This looks uncomfortable as hell to ride.
  54. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    I heard you like gold so I put gold on your bike so you can be golden while you ride.
  55. Profile photo of mylovedied
    mylovedied Female 18-29
    153 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    VV I think you meant "I heard you like gold, so I put bling on your ride, so you can bling while you ride"
  56. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    There was actually a german show called "pimp my fahrrad" ("pimp my bicycle") I`ve actually seen it before, they basically just attached a cooler to the back of a guy`s bike and said "ta-da!"
    here`s some proof
  57. Profile photo of abcdxyz
    abcdxyz Male 18-29
    59 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    if youve spent that money on a bike, why not buy a car?
  58. Profile photo of pariahnola
    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    well that bike is stolen by now
  59. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    if thats gold, it`s just been stolen and sold to cash4gold.
  60. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    You can kind of tell that everyone is looking at him in wonder and amazement.
  61. Profile photo of LordNick
    LordNick Male 18-29
    284 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    WOW... another example of American ingenuity... good ol Jack Daniels
  62. Profile photo of hoboriffic
    hoboriffic Female 30-39
    153 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    The whole thing is like a visual oxymoron.

    If you`re still young enough for bicycles, you`re not old enough for a Jack Daniel`s tracksuit.

  63. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    why? just why?
  64. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    That`s crazy, cheesey as hell too. And exhaust pipes?? Haha, crazy.
  65. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    bahahahaha. Yea... A monument to idiocy right there.

    It would have been funnier if it was actually made of gold, and then the guy broke it because it was.

  66. Profile photo of kat_iiejayne
    kat_iiejayne Female 13-17
    299 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    hardcore
  67. Profile photo of lostinmexico
    lostinmexico Male 18-29
    44 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    ghetto
  68. Profile photo of DertMerchant
    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:15 pm
    nice. bling bling, money ain`t a thing.
  69. Profile photo of papakilljoy
    papakilljoy Male 18-29
    126 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:22 pm
    thats a straight up pimp puttin daytons on his 12in wheels
  70. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    That bike`s actually cool.
  71. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:42 pm

  72. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:51 pm
    lostinmxico:

    wtf happened to your ankles! FU*K!

  73. Profile photo of jjohns04
    jjohns04 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    lol I`ve seen these bikes before out in Chicago... they`re called Lowrider bikes if I`m not mistaken. Not sure who`d take the time to custom-fab one of these... but I`d be more amused if the guy were riding a gold crested bar-stool racer.
  74. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:09 pm
    That is the dumbest thing I`ve seen. I hope that guy has a picture of it because that is going to get snatched up and tossed around like a loose girlfriend on a saturday night.
  75. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    He`s so hoood. lol I guess being a blood is a fasion statement now.
  76. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:29 pm
    sup dowg, i heard u like
    gold so we put
    gold on your bike
    so you can shine while
    you ride
  77. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:45 pm
    THAT

    IS

    TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

  78. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:50 pm
    he doesnt look very enthusiastic about it. probably hates all the attention cuz now he cant do anything on the down low
  79. Profile photo of Crawdaddy197
    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
    353 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:57 pm
    Yo dog,
    I heard you like Drivin`
    So we put a wheel on your wheels
    So you can steer while they stare.
  80. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:59 pm
    For some odd reason, dont know why....Ilike it
  81. Profile photo of rdgfx3
    rdgfx3 Male 40-49
    81 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:17 pm
    Blork!
  82. Profile photo of silv134
    silv134 Male 30-39
    120 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:54 pm
    my guess, not real gold....
  83. Profile photo of Tratheyas
    Tratheyas Male 13-17
    322 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 12:06 am
    @ iluvpink13:
    He`s one of those ghetto-rat types.

    They`re never enthusiastic unless their closest buddy is getting in a fight (According to Dane Cook).

  84. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 12:35 am
    Yo Dawg, you rode to the wrong swap meet! Stockton swap that way ->
  85. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 1:27 am
    Look closely at how the front fork is configured; must be a pain to turn at low speeds, not that that thing will ever see high speeds... The friggin fork makes it practically impossible to turn the wheel at standstill, too!
  86. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:47 am
    Anyone else find it funny that this bike belongs to a guy wearing a Jack Daniels jacket?
  87. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:28 am
    lol that bike is awesome
  88. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    846 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:44 am
    a ride with a lot of bling. rough ride with no suspension though
  89. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:12 am
    That is possibly the most ridiculous thing I`ve ever seen.
  90. Profile photo of JuniorGem
    JuniorGem Female 18-29
    57 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:36 am
    Ive seen those pimped out bikes around Minneapolis, they`re pretty cool, although the steering wheel is a little stupid.
  91. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 6:38 am
    Exhaust pipes?
  92. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 6:42 am
    bring on the "yo dawgs"
  93. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 7:31 am
    Ppsh! It`s just Fools Gold.
  94. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 9:23 am
    I hope his bike gets mangled by a truck.
  95. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 10:59 am
    they are pretty common in L.A.

    some of them are good, some are not. I dont know what the deal is with the steering wheel.

  96. Profile photo of bliblablob
    bliblablob Female 18-29
    273 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    I want it
  97. Profile photo of ArsenicSky
    ArsenicSky Male 18-29
    9 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    Nothing like gold to compensate for a small willie.
  98. Profile photo of JimboH
    JimboH Male 30-39
    603 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    I think it`s kinda cool. I mean, it`s not for me, but I love to see when people are passionate about something.
  99. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    Yo Dawg, I heard you like drivin so I put a car in yo bike so you can drive while you ride!
  100. Profile photo of summarr
    summarr Female 13-17
    188 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    Word.
  101. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5386 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    Low-rider bikes used to be popular.. and then KoRn did it.=/
  102. Profile photo of welfarepimp
    welfarepimp Male 30-39
    189 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    Best bike drug money can buy
  103. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    yo dawg i heard u liked riding, so i put a bike on your car so you can ride while im usin ur car
  104. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    Yo dawg, I heard you like riding, so I put some chessy-ass bling on your ride so people can laugh at your sorry a$$!
  105. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    id totally ride that.. the bike
  106. Profile photo of krauts87
    krauts87 Female 18-29
    63 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 7:04 am
    the fake bling hurts my eyes!
  107. Profile photo of asjomaha
    asjomaha Female 30-39
    153 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    Fixing up bikes like that is actually an form of artistry like how people do it to scooters, cars, etc. I have seem some pretty good ones around here that were done by a guy with whom I went to church (and no he`s not black, you bigoted mother draters) He made one that looked like a harley, another that had a western theme to it- they`re pretty sweet
  108. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    wow that`s the LAMEST bike i`ve ever seen.
  109. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1443 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:18 am
    But does it have hydrolics?

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