Pimp My Ride: Bicycle Edition [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Misc

This thing must have been pimped out by Xzibit. Who else would use handlebars and a steering wheel on a bicycle?
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Male 1,442
But does it have hydrolics?
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Female 901
wow that`s the LAMEST bike i`ve ever seen.
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Female 153
Fixing up bikes like that is actually an form of artistry like how people do it to scooters, cars, etc. I have seem some pretty good ones around here that were done by a guy with whom I went to church (and no he`s not black, you bigoted mother draters) He made one that looked like a harley, another that had a western theme to it- they`re pretty sweet
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Female 63
the fake bling hurts my eyes!
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Female 5,222
id totally ride that.. the bike
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Male 967
Yo dawg, I heard you like riding, so I put some chessy-ass bling on your ride so people can laugh at your sorry a$$!
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Female 2,672
yo dawg i heard u liked riding, so i put a bike on your car so you can ride while im usin ur car
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Male 189
Best bike drug money can buy
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Male 5,620
Low-rider bikes used to be popular.. and then KoRn did it.=/
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Female 188
Word.
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Male 462
Yo Dawg, I heard you like drivin so I put a car in yo bike so you can drive while you ride!
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Male 603
I think it`s kinda cool. I mean, it`s not for me, but I love to see when people are passionate about something.
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Male 8
Nothing like gold to compensate for a small willie.
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Female 271
I want it
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Male 3,296
they are pretty common in L.A.

some of them are good, some are not. I dont know what the deal is with the steering wheel.

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Male 3,425
I hope his bike gets mangled by a truck.
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Female 854
Ppsh! It`s just Fools Gold.
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Female 5,139
bring on the "yo dawgs"
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Male 4,594
Exhaust pipes?
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Female 57
Ive seen those pimped out bikes around Minneapolis, they`re pretty cool, although the steering wheel is a little stupid.
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Male 4,290
That is possibly the most ridiculous thing I`ve ever seen.
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Male 845
a ride with a lot of bling. rough ride with no suspension though
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Male 4,867
lol that bike is awesome
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Male 680
Anyone else find it funny that this bike belongs to a guy wearing a Jack Daniels jacket?
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Male 5,190
"Who da f*ck all dese pepul in muh naybuhhood!?"

I kinda want that bike though.

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Male 2,553
Look closely at how the front fork is configured; must be a pain to turn at low speeds, not that that thing will ever see high speeds... The friggin fork makes it practically impossible to turn the wheel at standstill, too!
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Male 2,582
Yo Dawg, you rode to the wrong swap meet! Stockton swap that way ->
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Male 322
@ iluvpink13:
He`s one of those ghetto-rat types.

They`re never enthusiastic unless their closest buddy is getting in a fight (According to Dane Cook).

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Male 120
my guess, not real gold....
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Male 81
Blork!
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Male 13,624
For some odd reason, dont know why....Ilike it
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Male 353
Yo dog,
I heard you like Drivin`
So we put a wheel on your wheels
So you can steer while they stare.
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Female 1,413
he doesnt look very enthusiastic about it. probably hates all the attention cuz now he cant do anything on the down low
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Male 9,306
THAT

IS

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

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Male 2,005
sup dowg, i heard u like
gold so we put
gold on your bike
so you can shine while
you ride
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Female 447
He`s so hoood. lol I guess being a blood is a fasion statement now.
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Female 721
That is the dumbest thing I`ve seen. I hope that guy has a picture of it because that is going to get snatched up and tossed around like a loose girlfriend on a saturday night.
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Male 100
lol I`ve seen these bikes before out in Chicago... they`re called Lowrider bikes if I`m not mistaken. Not sure who`d take the time to custom-fab one of these... but I`d be more amused if the guy were riding a gold crested bar-stool racer.
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Male 1,686
lostinmxico:

wtf happened to your ankles! FU*K!

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Male 527

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Male 2,125
That bike`s actually cool.
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Male 126
thats a straight up pimp puttin daytons on his 12in wheels
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Male 310
nice. bling bling, money ain`t a thing.
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Male 44
ghetto
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Female 298
hardcore
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Male 10,440
bahahahaha. Yea... A monument to idiocy right there.

It would have been funnier if it was actually made of gold, and then the guy broke it because it was.

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Male 2,344
That`s crazy, cheesey as hell too. And exhaust pipes?? Haha, crazy.
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Male 715
why? just why?
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Female 153
The whole thing is like a visual oxymoron.

If you`re still young enough for bicycles, you`re not old enough for a Jack Daniel`s tracksuit.

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Male 283
WOW... another example of American ingenuity... good ol Jack Daniels
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Male 1,598
You can kind of tell that everyone is looking at him in wonder and amazement.
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Male 4,793
if thats gold, it`s just been stolen and sold to cash4gold.
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Male 649
well that bike is stolen by now
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Male 59
if youve spent that money on a bike, why not buy a car?
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Male 886
There was actually a german show called "pimp my fahrrad" ("pimp my bicycle") I`ve actually seen it before, they basically just attached a cooler to the back of a guy`s bike and said "ta-da!"
here`s some proof
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Female 153
VV I think you meant "I heard you like gold, so I put bling on your ride, so you can bling while you ride"
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Female 1,589
I heard you like gold so I put gold on your bike so you can be golden while you ride.
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Male 98
This looks uncomfortable as hell to ride.
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Male 11,740
No Xhibit didn`t pimp this one. There`s no recording studio or cotton candy machine or anything like that.
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Male 17,512
"You can`t dress trashy till you spend a lot of money. " - Billy Joel
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Male 1,036
Djesus, even the hsoes fit!
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Male 3,578
Nicely done. That is one of the better low rider bikes I`ve seen although I haven`t been to a bike show in quite some time
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Female 410
LOL @ Immigrant VVV
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Male 195
"So as I was saying Bill, sure getting golden hubcaps is decadent, but I really want to emphasis how worthless I am with money!
So, I made this bike!"
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Male 191
short bike is short
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Male 138
the red rubber handles just complete the whole bike.
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Female 410
Thank you, Godzukis_Dad. I must be equally old.

Some people have a deep need to be noticed.

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Female 15,763
Is it bad that... I kinda want it...?
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Male 353
i agree with sewermonkey, although if i was to practise metal work i would rather build a Gundam than that bike.
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Male 211
Okat, color me old but... WHY?

Stereotypes are hard enough to get past without trying to fit them.

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Male 280
That thing is ghettorific dawg. pffft The only reason I could think of building one of these is to practice metal working. Then I would melt it so no one would see it.
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Male 2,199
my friend has bike kinda like this, just silver and not as extremely pimped out...
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Male 868
Old pic is old.
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Male 363
i saw a silver one at my school. but it was way cooler. the whole frame was made of a silver chain. and it has a steering wheel on the back and front. other then that it looked exactly liked that.
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Female 678
I like it but I`m wondering what the handle is for on the front tire. Handle for easy carry away? hmm...too easy.
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Male 7,933
I...WANT...ONE
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Male 352
No way it`s done by Xzibit... Not because that`s a far fetched concept, but because there aren`t any TV`s on it.
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Male 328

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Female 650
i like it.
i want one.
and i like the steering wheel.
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Female 13
yo dawg i heard you like gold so we put gold in your chains so you can pimp while you ride.
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Male 486
Melt that thing and send it into Cash4Gold!
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Female 9,402
AHA!!! I finally have an idea for MTV that doesn`t involve bringing back music videos.
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Male 431
Steering wheel?
Really?
Is that necessary?
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Female 587
actually...i like it
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Male 328
Eh......Now I wish I had a bike I could do that with.
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Male 108
i`d rather walk, shamefull
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Male 928
That bike may be ugly, but I love the jacket.
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Male 1,164
im so gangsta i can attach some chain onto my bike then spray paint the segments gold Y`ALL.
cant wait until reality kicks in and he realise what a nob he looks
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Male 376
I can ride my bike with no handle bars. No handle bars.
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Male 119
I would steal that bicycle...not because I like it or anything, personally I think its ugly as sin. I`d take it just to be a jerk.
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Male 348
I`d rather have a half decent car.
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Male 782
No pegs, it`s worthless.
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Male 690
heh i dare him to ride that down my street
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Male 357
You can`t buy a bike like that, it`s custom. That`s the point of low riders is they are custom.
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Male 914
so does drinking and driving exclude bicycles??
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Female 344
i want that bike hahaha
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Male 1,788
Wow.
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Male 4,393
seen better
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Female 855
That is the coolest bike EVER. Even better than Pee-Wee Herman`s.
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Female 254
DO want.
So badly.
Dear God yes.
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Male 35
ahahha jack daniels on his sweatshirt...
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Male 59
typical
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Male 105
inb4 yo dawg
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Female 471
*Drools*

Can I find out either A) where I can buy one or B) Where he lives so I can steal it? lol

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Male 719
Damn, ninja`d
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Male 719
"Um, don`t most people use handlebars on a bicycle?"

Well, yes, but [i]both[/i] handlebars and a steering wheel?

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Male 50
Norts: The caption says handlebars AND a steering wheel.
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Male 486
Um, don`t most people use handlebars on a bicycle?
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Female 390
n***a stole my bike :(

i joke. seriously.

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Male 19,850
Link: Pimp My Ride: Bicycle Edition [Pic] [Rate Link] - This thing must have been pimped out by Xzibit. Who else would use handlebars and a steering wheel on a bicycle?
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