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or...maybe he just had a scabby needle drenched in ink run over his back?jeez(us)
She smacked me!
Why did Popeye attack Jesus?He heard he went to mount olive.
37. And Jesus said, Lo, a Philistine, a Roman and a Jew walk into an inn,38. And the innkeeper doth not serve them, but ignoreth them.39. And the Jew doth take a bottle, and smash it.40. And the Roman doth overturn a chair with his kick.41. And the Philistine doth lift the top of the bar, and biteth off one quarter of it with his teeth, and spitteth it to the floor.42. And the barman gavest unto the Jew a drink, and unto the Roman a drink, but not unto the Philistine.43. And the Philistine saith "Why wons`t thou servest me a drink?"44. And the innkeeper saith "We don`t serve druggies in here."45. And the Philistine saith unto the innkeeper, "I am no druggie."46. And the innkeeper saith, "What is this lying on the floor before me? Is this not the bar-bit-u-ate?"47. And they all were mirthful, and said unto Him, "Good one Jesus"
yeah, he did, then he lost it in the whole `string him up on a cross and torture him` fiasco. oops.
you crack me up.
[quote]Your name is Peter [orig. Petra, which means "Rock"] so you`ll be the rock I build my church on.[/quote]
OMG JESUS HAS THE SWINE FLU.