OMG! LOL! Jesus! [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 7 years ago Funny

If Jesus has a sense of humor, the owner of this tattoo is going straight to heaven, no waiting in line.
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Female 158
To me he looks like an old Pedo. Creepy. O.o
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Male 1,442
No he is going to hell, Jesus was black.
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Female 34
I especially love the little squinty eye. It gives Jesus character.
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Female 9
Lol. Nice.
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Male 3,915
jesus had bad Rosatia?
anyway...fo def awesome...
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Male 21
isn`t that "THE DUDE"?
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Female 609
okay, yes, it`s weird - but it makes me chuckle every time i look at it. ha.
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Female 206
LOL
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Female 5,222
OMG LOL
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Female 901
alloy321, he got a TATTOO. it`s a new one. You always get at least pink when you dig ink into your skin! ><"
but this pic is funny XD!
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Female 2,672
"Looks like he suffers from atopic dermatitis. The skin flares up when exposed to any number of things normal people can tolerate, like laundry detergent, certain foods, or even sweat."


or...maybe he just had a scabby needle drenched in ink run over his back?
jeez(us)

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Female 1
I am sure Jesus does have a sense of humor...and I think He would give that tat 2 thumbs up o:-)
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Male 312
I lol`d


vvvvv

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Male 425
At the last supper, Jesus stands and declares he`ll turn water into wine."No you don`t!" Shouts Judas."Put in 20 shekels like everyone else."
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Female 4
Looks like he suffers from atopic dermatitis. The skin flares up when exposed to any number of things normal people can tolerate, like laundry detergent, certain foods, or even sweat. :-(
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Male 3,425
Lol. Honest, I did.
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Female 5,139
lionhart made me cry with joy over his joke... oh lord, that was goooood.
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Male 283
yay god
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Male 845
he`s going to regret that in a few years time
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Female 859
LOL! and thats guna be there for the rest of their life...
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Female 447
that is one flamboyant jesus. Looks more like a gay biker in a robe.
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Male 617
lionhart2 ftw
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Male 8,302
Enough with the intolerance. Reminds me of last Saturday, I was walking through the mall with my daughter and there was an Asian guy busking, playing a didgeridoo. I said to her "That is INCREDIBLY racially insensitive, didgeridoos are sacred instruments, only abo`s coons and nignogs are supposed to play them."

She smacked me!

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Female 298
yteah!
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Male 4,547
Sigh, fine.

Why did Popeye attack Jesus?
He heard he went to mount olive.

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Male 619
Coolest Jew ever!
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Female 323
haha. religious humor.
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Male 8,302
And what about Maccabees 13:37?

37. And Jesus said, Lo, a Philistine, a Roman and a Jew walk into an inn,
38. And the innkeeper doth not serve them, but ignoreth them.
39. And the Jew doth take a bottle, and smash it.
40. And the Roman doth overturn a chair with his kick.
41. And the Philistine doth lift the top of the bar, and biteth off one quarter of it with his teeth, and spitteth it to the floor.
42. And the barman gavest unto the Jew a drink, and unto the Roman a drink, but not unto the Philistine.
43. And the Philistine saith "Why wons`t thou servest me a drink?"
44. And the innkeeper saith "We don`t serve druggies in here."
45. And the Philistine saith unto the innkeeper, "I am no druggie."
46. And the innkeeper saith, "What is this lying on the floor before me? Is this not the bar-bit-u-ate?"
47. And they all were mirthful, and said unto Him, "Good one Jesus"

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Male 4,793
"Jesus DID have a sense of humor, he cracked a bad pun and started the entire Catholic church with it."

yeah, he did, then he lost it in the whole `string him up on a cross and torture him` fiasco. oops.

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Female 31
Oh Jesus,

you crack me up.

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Male 8,302
Jesus DID have a sense of humor, he cracked a bad pun and started the entire Catholic church with it.

[quote]Your name is Peter [orig. Petra, which means "Rock"] so you`ll be the rock I build my church on.[/quote]

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Female 122
...the Buddy Christ.
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Male 59
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Male 431
bacne, you mean?
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Male 307
lolacne.
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Male 108
gods laffin on the pic because he knows he will be getting pinapples shoved up his ass next to hitler

(little nicky)

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Male 192
Since when did Jesus get acne?
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Male 376
Nice
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Male 690
epic fail
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Male 721
everybody has ruined the word win
congratulations.
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Male 1,788
Huh..
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Male 512
Wintastic :D
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Male 50
thats awesome. win.
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Female 390
full of win. hes so going to heaven.


twice.

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Male 78
Insanely awesome.
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Female 15,763
"Those red dots don`t look healthy."

OMG JESUS HAS THE SWINE FLU.

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Female 2,927
thats actualy a recreation of an actual painting titled the laughing christ. the painting or charcoal piece as it were is quite beatuiful.
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Male 505
That actually looks ofdly fake.....
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Male 78
epic win
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Male 264
Win.
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Male 10,440
Those red dots don`t look healthy.
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Female 4,225
...that`s kinda creepy
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Male 1,220
I don`t really get it.
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Male 4,867
lol thats some funny poo
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Male 807
I think he has AIDS on his back.
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Male 335
NO SH*T it is Lebowski. Too funny.
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Male 4,807
THE DUDE!!!!! bang on
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Male 12,138
That`s not Jeebus, it`s The Dude from The Big Lebowski, surely...

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Male 48
Wow Zerro, You`re really clever! It`s not like everybody already knew that!
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Male 3,296
haha thats cool... too bad his back is like really gross
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Male 335
He`s laughing at the GOP for losing yet another seat in the Senate. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Female 455
Yeah... will Jesus still have a sense of humour when this guy`s back hair`s growing out of his inky, black eyeballs and mouth?
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Male 626
Too bad jesus looked nothing like that and probably resembled Osama bin Laden more than this illustration...
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Male 2,395
aww... jesus is laughing :)
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Male 13,624
Yay, for cheery Jeebus`s
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Female 2,509
OMG this is awesome LOL
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Male 2,125
Blasphemy =P
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Female 9,403
um... um... ok...
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Female 128
erm, k
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Male 1,718
umm. I think its creepy myself
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Male 4,393
ok....
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Male 1,297
hell no lol
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Female 1,412
Seen it before :/
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Male 59
wow this is the oddest thing ive seen all day
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Male 1,620
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