MSN Vs. Google: Search Engine Rap Battle

Submitted by: AshCairo 8 years ago in Funny

Google and Microsoft trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. Pretty decent lyrics.
There are 33 comments:
Male 2
ok wtf just happened
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Female 103
Was I the only one driven to distraction by the fact that the acoustics were terrible? I couldn`t hear the music and could barely understand what those two were saying.
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Male 2,552
Google wins. MSN has only given us Messenger.
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Male 199
Earthle`s only good on CRTs. Who here has one?

I guess some people do, but if you have an LCD, it`s no good.

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Male 11,739
MSN is to search engines what Kia is to automobiles.
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Male 197
Meh is right... I couldn`t stand the guy that was hosting. Throat punch! Some of their lyrics were pretty funny, because they are true.
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Male 388
Google > MSN

Hey guys, use Earthle instead of google to help save Earth!!!!
Its more environmentally friendly and saves money and energy!

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Male 22
"Who uses msn anyway?"

half the msn employees and people who don`t know how to search.

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Male 4,680
Choosing between Microsoft and Google is like choosing between being mauled to death by bears and being burnt at the stake.
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Male 376
Who uses msn anyway?
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Male 3,425
Meh.
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Male 310
nice. gotta place my vote for MSN on that one.
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Male 192
Grr, sorry for double post, but won`t let me add that the lyrics were taken from the youtube page.
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Male 192
Google:
Your new system hasnt gotten many users
They only use Vista cuz it came on their computers
Step to me - Ill wrestle you blue
My dyslexic fans, they call me "El Goog"
Well connected - i got crazy links
S-E-O just means what google thinks
Smart people, they wanna work for me
That`s why I jack you for your employees
Gmails got females - on fire like foxes
i`m six gigs deep, up in their inboxes
Search market share: 4% you
68 me. this battle rap is through

MSN:
You bought Youtube for 2 billion bucks
He bought Youtube, the search still sucks
Your icon`s a joke - it`s just a doodle
Your name sounds like a baby retard poodle
Youre net apps - they`re slow- they dont work,
nobody uses them, they go for the search
I own your platform, I own IE,
I own all degrees of the game, 3-60
You steal my people? heres the stor-y
I buy Facebook and jack your employees
You might have users, but they`ll soon be leavin ya *t

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Male 736
ok
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Female 1,095
Cannot understand what the drat they are saying. Sigh :( I bet it wasn`t that great anyway.
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Male 833
not really a search engine rap battle...
it was the companies google vs microsoft
not the search engines google.com and msn.com

that being said, google totally schooled microsoft

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Male 2,076
MSN doesn`t even compare
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Male 134
no
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Male 68
I have that in my closet.
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Female 189
who...thought...of this?
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Male 4,393
lolz
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Female 15,763
But... but Google is my lord and savior... :C
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Female 2,120
Oh, sweet, now I`m all caught up with all of these hip new slang terms, dawgs! Crack a lackin!
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Male 7,933
murk-To whoop somebodys ass.

Basically the ghetto owned

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Female 2,044
drat, google got pwned.
i wanted them to win. D:
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Male 3,819
That was lame.
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Female 2,120
Hey, no fair! MSN got a black guy.

@primetimekin
What does it mean to murk?

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Male 1,629
wow i thought this was gunna suck but it was fairly alright
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Male 7,933
msn murked the track
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Female 385
the announcer needs to know he can have either sideburns or a mohawk not both
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Male 7,933
"SashaIIII
Female, 13-17, Western US
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[ Delete Post ] Saturday, April 18, 2009 6:17:20 PM
1st. :]"


The first shall be last
Now enjoy your one week ban.

I didn`t mean for it to rhyme until i typed it....

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Male 2
Link: MSN Vs. Google: Search Engine Rap Battle [Rate Link] - Google and Microsoft trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. Pretty decent lyrics.
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