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Date: 04/18/09 06:12 PM

33 Responses to MSN Vs. Google: Search Engine Rap Battle

  1. Profile photo of AshCairo
    AshCairo Male 18-29
    2 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    Link: MSN Vs. Google: Search Engine Rap Battle - Google and Microsoft trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. Pretty decent lyrics.
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    "SashaIIII
    Female, 13-17, Western US
    12 Posts
    Saturday, April 18, 2009 6:17:20 PM
    1st. :]"


    The first shall be last
    Now enjoy your one week ban.

    I didn`t mean for it to rhyme until i typed it....

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    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    the announcer needs to know he can have either sideburns or a mohawk not both
  4. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    msn murked the track
  5. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    wow i thought this was gunna suck but it was fairly alright
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    Hey, no fair! MSN got a black guy.

    @primetimekin
    What does it mean to murk?

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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    That was lame.
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    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    drat, google got pwned.
    i wanted them to win. D:
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    murk-To whoop somebodys ass.

    Basically the ghetto owned

  10. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    Oh, sweet, now I`m all caught up with all of these hip new slang terms, dawgs! Crack a lackin!
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    But... but Google is my lord and savior... :C
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    lolz
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    silversoul46 Female 18-29
    189 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    who...thought...of this?
  14. Profile photo of ArthurPark
    ArthurPark Male 13-17
    68 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    I have that in my closet.
  15. Profile photo of Xpekt
    Xpekt Male 18-29
    134 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    no
  16. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    MSN doesn`t even compare
  17. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    not really a search engine rap battle...
    it was the companies google vs microsoft
    not the search engines google.com and msn.com

    that being said, google totally schooled microsoft

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    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    Cannot understand what the drat they are saying. Sigh :( I bet it wasn`t that great anyway.
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    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 10:26 pm
    ok
  20. Profile photo of Deejay89
    Deejay89 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 10:38 pm
    Google:
    Your new system hasnt gotten many users
    They only use Vista cuz it came on their computers
    Step to me - Ill wrestle you blue
    My dyslexic fans, they call me "El Goog"
    Well connected - i got crazy links
    S-E-O just means what google thinks
    Smart people, they wanna work for me
    That`s why I jack you for your employees
    Gmails got females - on fire like foxes
    i`m six gigs deep, up in their inboxes
    Search market share: 4% you
    68 me. this battle rap is through

    MSN:
    You bought Youtube for 2 billion bucks
    He bought Youtube, the search still sucks
    Your icon`s a joke - it`s just a doodle
    Your name sounds like a baby retard poodle
    Youre net apps - they`re slow- they dont work,
    nobody uses them, they go for the search
    I own your platform, I own IE,
    I own all degrees of the game, 3-60
    You steal my people? heres the stor-y
    I buy Facebook and jack your employees
    You might have users, but they`ll soon be leavin ya *t

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    Deejay89 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 10:39 pm
    Grr, sorry for double post, but won`t let me add that the lyrics were taken from the youtube page.
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    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 11:26 pm
    nice. gotta place my vote for MSN on that one.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 1:31 am
    Meh.
  24. Profile photo of Lockon
    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 8:09 am
    Who uses msn anyway?
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 10:17 am
    Choosing between Microsoft and Google is like choosing between being mauled to death by bears and being burnt at the stake.
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    perfectdark Male 18-29
    22 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 11:09 am
    "Who uses msn anyway?"

    half the msn employees and people who don`t know how to search.

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    ImTakingOver Male 18-29
    388 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    Google > MSN

    Hey guys, use Earthle instead of google to help save Earth!!!!
    Its more environmentally friendly and saves money and energy!

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    Agent0024blo Male 18-29
    197 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    Meh is right... I couldn`t stand the guy that was hosting. Throat punch! Some of their lyrics were pretty funny, because they are true.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    MSN is to search engines what Kia is to automobiles.
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    Fritolicious Male 18-29
    199 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    Earthle`s only good on CRTs. Who here has one?

    I guess some people do, but if you have an LCD, it`s no good.

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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    Google wins. MSN has only given us Messenger.
  32. Profile photo of Skibi
    Skibi Female 18-29
    103 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    Was I the only one driven to distraction by the fact that the acoustics were terrible? I couldn`t hear the music and could barely understand what those two were saying.
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    fuyckin Male 18-29
    2 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    ok wtf just happened

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