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Date: 04/28/09 06:00 PM

75 Responses to Moms On The Net

  1. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    Link: Moms On The Net - How did moms survive before the internet?
  2. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    Does the internet give you bad hair...?

    And why did the end say, "EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!"

    That really confuses me.

    This whole thing does.

  3. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    everything is terrible isn`t terrible at all.
  4. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    ...and now that we`re on the net, we`re MILFs...
  5. Profile photo of fghj
    fghj Male 30-39
    392 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    isnt that for techno geeks.....with spread sheets? hAHAHA classic
  6. Profile photo of Scythe246
    Scythe246 Male 13-17
    191 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    ...sluts
  7. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1599 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    AND NOW, in the kitchen!
  8. Profile photo of DannyDanko
    DannyDanko Male 13-17
    254 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    i hate those damn techno geeks as well as their spread sheets
  9. Profile photo of DannyDanko
    DannyDanko Male 13-17
    254 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    ALSO, CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
  10. Profile photo of cannedxxpear
    cannedxxpear Female 13-17
    39 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    Use The POWER.
  11. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    the net is exciting!

    The first blond was a semi-milf. I`d let her tap into my power.

    Oddly enough, the website still exists.

    http://momsonthenet.com/

  12. Profile photo of KoolaidDylan
    KoolaidDylan Male 13-17
    156 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    The ending makes this seem like the beginning of a porn....
  13. Profile photo of yappyJAP
    yappyJAP Female 18-29
    167 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    I`ve had a horrible day (week, actually) but this has made it a bit better. Must favorite!
  14. Profile photo of sock-stealer
    sock-stealer Female 18-29
    122 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    All I could think was "Let Nicky get his own damn New Zealand reference material. Lazy little f*cker."
  15. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    This screams 80`s...but has a more lamey-cheesy flavor of the 90`s...
  16. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    Why does everything remind me of my boyfriend?
  17. Profile photo of MrGuy
    MrGuy Male 18-29
    138 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    was there a point to that???
  18. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    "Isn`t that for techno geeks with spreadsheets?"

    "Oh, Mel! You need the POWER!"

    Wow...

  19. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    Yep, only boring white suburban moms know how to use the net..

    Forget what I said about amateur superheroes; Moms on the Net is the true savior of the world!

    Also, Captain Douche-Hair at the end was ROFLtastic!!

  20. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    Can`t figure out if this is a parody or not...I think it is because of how the one with glasses dragged Fabio the Florist off to the bedroom at the end. If it was a parody, not funny enough. If it was real, way too stupid.
  21. Profile photo of justcrazy13
    justcrazy13 Female 13-17
    20 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    man I thought you had to be a techno geek with spreadsheets to get on the "net"! I don`t even know what these spread sheets are!!
  22. Profile photo of LordNick
    LordNick Male 18-29
    284 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    Some people shouldn`t be allowed on thee internet... netiquette dictates you stfu
  23. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    > How did moms survive before the internet?

    Basically, they cheated with the guy next door rather than guys all over the area... yay for the internetz, more choice for all of us!

  24. Profile photo of TheShape
    TheShape Male 30-39
    568 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    They`re gonna sex that guy up.
  25. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    Looks like the beggining of a porn movie
  26. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    914 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    The bitches voices are still ringing in my ears and they`re bleeding. Man, that dude had a super mullet!
  27. Profile photo of jjohns04
    jjohns04 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    voice reminds me of those old instructional videos from my highschool days . It`s like a 1980`s instructional video meets desperate housewives and that gets all mashed up with a cheesy porno.
  28. Profile photo of apoet4life
    apoet4life Male 18-29
    236 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:11 pm
    "Man, that dude had a super mullet!"

    That`s nowhere close to a mullet. Mullets are short on top, all of his hair was long. It may have had the Joe Dirt color, but his hair was all long. It was styled like Legolis from the LOR trilogy.

  29. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:25 pm
    *sings: "I`ve got the power!"*
  30. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:29 pm
    i was gonna say legolas too. and laughed at mauserTM`s comment.
  31. Profile photo of Veggieman
    Veggieman Male 13-17
    338 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:30 pm
    the internet is for techno geeks... with spreadsheets...
  32. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:45 pm
    How true that is. Everything that lady had to do was something that people had to actually do before the internet.
  33. Profile photo of Megido
    Megido Male 18-29
    439 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    So awesome when would-be Fabio delvers the roses. Epic, in every sense of the word.
  34. Profile photo of rdgfx3
    rdgfx3 Male 40-49
    81 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    Milfs?Er...No.
  35. Profile photo of lightingbug
    lightingbug Male 30-39
    181 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:28 pm
    "delibery fower treeish ayund deyub"
  36. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:34 pm
    o_O
  37. Profile photo of KidGixxer
    KidGixxer Male 30-39
    182 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:48 pm
    WHEN DOES THE PRON START!!!!!
  38. Profile photo of danagamer
    danagamer Male 30-39
    701 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 12:05 am
    nice `mom jeans`!
  39. Profile photo of hoboriffic
    hoboriffic Female 30-39
    153 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 12:06 am
    I wish redneck Legolas would deliver flowers to *my* house. ._.

    Some girls have all the fun....

  40. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 2:18 am
    OMG where is the rest of this porn film? It cuts off before it gets going.
  41. Profile photo of Qualara
    Qualara Female 18-29
    101 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:24 am
    Gosh, it does look like the start of a porn movie. o.o
  42. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:31 am
    :O what the drat was that....
  43. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:45 am
    @ qualara - I just realised myself!

    but its mostly weird

  44. Profile photo of Jilana
    Jilana Female 13-17
    254 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:57 am
    hoboriffic and TopperHey LOL -.- I was thinking more Fabio, but either way it`s going to become a lesbian 4some.
  45. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:58 am
    Wow. I had some jokes lined up, but I don`t think I can compete with that ending.

    I`m done for the day.
    *Puts on his hat and leaves.*

  46. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:22 am
    Milf porn, wow they sure are running out of plots lines for their films, that was the worst one yet.
  47. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 6:36 am
    DONT DO WHAT!!!?
  48. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 6:36 am
    Ok i had an awful feeling that the end was gonna turn into porno...o.o
  49. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 8:10 am
    wtf?
  50. Profile photo of d3xy
    d3xy Female 18-29
    179 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 8:30 am
    Hoboriffic:"I wish redneck Legolas would deliver flowers to *my* house. ._.
    Some girls have all the fun...."

    You are so right. I was thinking the same thing.
    Wanna cry and eat ice cream together?

  51. Profile photo of animadi
    animadi Female 18-29
    141 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 11:12 am
    *sigh* I wish all my porn was this informative.
  52. Profile photo of animadi
    animadi Female 18-29
    141 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 11:14 am
    LOL!

    "Wow. I had some jokes lined up, but I don`t think I can compete with that ending.

    I`m done for the day.
    *Puts on his hat and leaves.*"

  53. Profile photo of RavenLee
    RavenLee Female 18-29
    44 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 11:21 am
    is this real? like one of those lame vids we had to watch in high school? sad yet hilarious
  54. Profile photo of RavenLee
    RavenLee Female 18-29
    44 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 11:23 am
    pardon me i didnt watch to the end and see everything is terrible now i understand
  55. Profile photo of ArsenicSky
    ArsenicSky Male 18-29
    8 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    Before mom`s got onto the interwebs they were busy ruining fun for people in real life with crap like M.A.D.D., so basically the same thing just they are ruining the interwebs.
  56. Profile photo of clearskies
    clearskies Male 18-29
    85 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    arsenic sky... mean joke. i lol`d
  57. Profile photo of hoboriffic
    hoboriffic Female 30-39
    153 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    d3xy: Way ahead of you babe. I`ll be over shortly with some Ben and Jerry`s. Do you prefer Bohemian Raspberry or Chunky Monkey? XD
  58. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    I didn`t know Legolas delivered roses...
  59. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    I think that it would have gotten better when it ended, they wanted to sex the man up :) www.icantbelieveiactuallywatchedthatvideo.com.
  60. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    FUUUU- now the internet is uncool. everyone throw away your computers.
  61. Profile photo of josher8
    josher8 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    milfs
  62. Profile photo of Leiaisluf
    Leiaisluf Female 13-17
    192 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    THE POWAAAAAH.

    That guy at the end looked like Legolas, ha-ha.

  63. Profile photo of n0n
    n0n Male 18-29
    342 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    I swear i saw a porno like this...
  64. Profile photo of Agent0024blo
    Agent0024blo Male 18-29
    197 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    "Duhlevery fuh trush and dayb!"
    That guys accent was great!
    Also, I love how Melanie gets into her seductive baron woman pose. I f*ck them all though, and post it on the interwebs cause I got POWAH!
  65. Profile photo of Mr_Hym
    Mr_Hym Male 18-29
    208 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    Every time they talked about the POWAH I was half-expecting one of them to pull a sword out of a stone while lightning struck.
  66. Profile photo of gingervitis
    gingervitis Female 13-17
    20 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    was that real?
  67. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    IAB`s 40,000th link!
  68. Profile photo of ChrisRlive
    ChrisRlive Male 18-29
    260 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    Why is their hair so big?
  69. Profile photo of 5405841
    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    "Greetings long-haired delivery man! Are you a technogeek with spreadsheets? Well then www dot come on!"
  70. Profile photo of beenyweeny
    beenyweeny Female 18-29
    304 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    Hmm... a group of moms kidnapping an innocent flower delivery boy... Sounds like the beginning of a porn flick to me. Anywho, Im so glad they www.explained this newfangled internet!
  71. Profile photo of dairy
    dairy Male 18-29
    382 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    are the very first links still available on i-a-b or do the run out at page 50 or so?
  72. Profile photo of Octillion
    Octillion Male 18-29
    228 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    Vegeta! What does the scanner say about I-A-B`s link count?
    IT`S OVER 40 THOUSAND!!!!
  73. Profile photo of Shinoki
    Shinoki Male 30-39
    162 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 5:21 am
    OOOHHHH!!! "www *DOT* this" I`ve been doing it ALL wrong. Thank god I finally got the power.


  74. Profile photo of Atomic-Envy
    Atomic-Envy Female 18-29
    35 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    and then they offered his very SOUL to their new found internet master. owari ;D
  75. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:41 am
    I aggree with beenyweeny, that it seems like a porn film set-up.

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