Moms On The Net

Submitted by: Pikachu42 8 years ago in Funny

How did moms survive before the internet?
There are 75 comments:
Male 1,442
I aggree with beenyweeny, that it seems like a porn film set-up.
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Female 35
and then they offered his very SOUL to their new found internet master. owari ;D
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Male 162
OOOHHHH!!! "www *DOT* this" I`ve been doing it ALL wrong. Thank god I finally got the power.


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Male 228
Vegeta! What does the scanner say about I-A-B`s link count?
IT`S OVER 40 THOUSAND!!!!
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Male 381
are the very first links still available on i-a-b or do the run out at page 50 or so?
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Female 304
Hmm... a group of moms kidnapping an innocent flower delivery boy... Sounds like the beginning of a porn flick to me. Anywho, Im so glad they www.explained this newfangled internet!
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Female 527
"Greetings long-haired delivery man! Are you a technogeek with spreadsheets? Well then www dot come on!"
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Male 260
Why is their hair so big?
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Male 1,666
IAB`s 40,000th link!
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Female 20
was that real?
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Male 208
Every time they talked about the POWAH I was half-expecting one of them to pull a sword out of a stone while lightning struck.
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Male 197
"Duhlevery fuh trush and dayb!"
That guys accent was great!
Also, I love how Melanie gets into her seductive baron woman pose. I f*ck them all though, and post it on the interwebs cause I got POWAH!
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Male 342
I swear i saw a porno like this...
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Female 192
THE POWAAAAAH.

That guy at the end looked like Legolas, ha-ha.

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Male 91
milfs
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Female 1,578
FUUUU- now the internet is uncool. everyone throw away your computers.
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Male 25,417
I think that it would have gotten better when it ended, they wanted to sex the man up :) www.icantbelieveiactuallywatchedthatvideo.com.
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Female 2,120
I didn`t know Legolas delivered roses...
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Female 153
d3xy: Way ahead of you babe. I`ll be over shortly with some Ben and Jerry`s. Do you prefer Bohemian Raspberry or Chunky Monkey? XD
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Male 85
arsenic sky... mean joke. i lol`d
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Male 8
Before mom`s got onto the interwebs they were busy ruining fun for people in real life with crap like M.A.D.D., so basically the same thing just they are ruining the interwebs.
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Female 44
pardon me i didnt watch to the end and see everything is terrible now i understand
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Female 44
is this real? like one of those lame vids we had to watch in high school? sad yet hilarious
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Female 141
LOL!

"Wow. I had some jokes lined up, but I don`t think I can compete with that ending.

I`m done for the day.
*Puts on his hat and leaves.*"

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Female 141
*sigh* I wish all my porn was this informative.
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Female 178
Hoboriffic:"I wish redneck Legolas would deliver flowers to *my* house. ._.
Some girls have all the fun...."

You are so right. I was thinking the same thing.
Wanna cry and eat ice cream together?

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Female 1,082
wtf?
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Female 5,139
Ok i had an awful feeling that the end was gonna turn into porno...o.o
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Male 2,388
DONT DO WHAT!!!?
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Male 1,365
Milf porn, wow they sure are running out of plots lines for their films, that was the worst one yet.
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Male 588
Wow. I had some jokes lined up, but I don`t think I can compete with that ending.

I`m done for the day.
*Puts on his hat and leaves.*

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Female 254
hoboriffic and TopperHey LOL -.- I was thinking more Fabio, but either way it`s going to become a lesbian 4some.
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Male 844
@ qualara - I just realised myself!

but its mostly weird

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Male 4,867
:O what the drat was that....
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Female 101
Gosh, it does look like the start of a porn movie. o.o
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Male 1,929
OMG where is the rest of this porn film? It cuts off before it gets going.
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Female 153
I wish redneck Legolas would deliver flowers to *my* house. ._.

Some girls have all the fun....

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Male 701
nice `mom jeans`!
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Male 182
WHEN DOES THE PRON START!!!!!
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Female 582
o_O
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Male 181
"delibery fower treeish ayund deyub"
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Male 81
Milfs?Er...No.
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Male 439
So awesome when would-be Fabio delvers the roses. Epic, in every sense of the word.
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Male 3,755
How true that is. Everything that lady had to do was something that people had to actually do before the internet.
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Male 338
the internet is for techno geeks... with spreadsheets...
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Female 1,412
i was gonna say legolas too. and laughed at mauserTM`s comment.
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Female 512
*sings: "I`ve got the power!"*
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Male 236
"Man, that dude had a super mullet!"

That`s nowhere close to a mullet. Mullets are short on top, all of his hair was long. It may have had the Joe Dirt color, but his hair was all long. It was styled like Legolis from the LOR trilogy.

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Male 100
voice reminds me of those old instructional videos from my highschool days . It`s like a 1980`s instructional video meets desperate housewives and that gets all mashed up with a cheesy porno.
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Female 913
The bitches voices are still ringing in my ears and they`re bleeding. Man, that dude had a super mullet!
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Male 1,222
Looks like the beggining of a porn movie
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Male 569
They`re gonna sex that guy up.
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Male 8,302
> How did moms survive before the internet?

Basically, they cheated with the guy next door rather than guys all over the area... yay for the internetz, more choice for all of us!

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Male 283
Some people shouldn`t be allowed on thee internet... netiquette dictates you stfu
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Female 20
man I thought you had to be a techno geek with spreadsheets to get on the "net"! I don`t even know what these spread sheets are!!
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Male 3,842
Can`t figure out if this is a parody or not...I think it is because of how the one with glasses dragged Fabio the Florist off to the bedroom at the end. If it was a parody, not funny enough. If it was real, way too stupid.
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Male 897
Yep, only boring white suburban moms know how to use the net..

Forget what I said about amateur superheroes; Moms on the Net is the true savior of the world!

Also, Captain Douche-Hair at the end was ROFLtastic!!

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Male 864
"Isn`t that for techno geeks with spreadsheets?"

"Oh, Mel! You need the POWER!"

Wow...

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Male 138
was there a point to that???
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Female 1,652
Why does everything remind me of my boyfriend?
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Male 9,305
This screams 80`s...but has a more lamey-cheesy flavor of the 90`s...
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Female 122
All I could think was "Let Nicky get his own damn New Zealand reference material. Lazy little f*cker."
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Female 166
I`ve had a horrible day (week, actually) but this has made it a bit better. Must favorite!
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Male 156
The ending makes this seem like the beginning of a porn....
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Male 11,739
the net is exciting!

The first blond was a semi-milf. I`d let her tap into my power.

Oddly enough, the website still exists.

http://momsonthenet.com/

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Female 39
Use The POWER.
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Male 254
ALSO, CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
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Male 254
i hate those damn techno geeks as well as their spread sheets
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Male 1,627
AND NOW, in the kitchen!
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Male 191
...sluts
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Male 391
isnt that for techno geeks.....with spread sheets? hAHAHA classic
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Male 914
...and now that we`re on the net, we`re MILFs...
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Male 2,720
everything is terrible isn`t terrible at all.
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Female 15,763
Does the internet give you bad hair...?

And why did the end say, "EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!"

That really confuses me.

This whole thing does.

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Female 1,492
Link: Moms On The Net [Rate Link] - How did moms survive before the internet?
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