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Date: 04/19/09 09:00 AM

36 Responses to Man Arrested For Assault On Flight

  1. Profile photo of Beebeegirl
    Beebeegirl Female 13-17
    81 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 12:20 am
    Link: Man Arrested For Assault On Flight - But you won`t guess what this 28-year-old did to a poor 66-year-old...
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 9:06 am
    "U.S. Attorney Edward Kubo Jr. said the woman reported that not only was her entire vacation ruined, but she continues to suffer emotionally from the incident."

    Ugh... I`m so sick of people playing the traumatized-for-life card. Look, I understand getting peed on during your vacation may be a little bit weird, but emotional suffering? Bite me.

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    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 9:11 am
    Hm... Why was her vacation ruined?
  4. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 9:25 am
    wait, he wasnt put in a secure hospital?
  5. Profile photo of KindlyKat
    KindlyKat Female 18-29
    427 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 9:38 am
    In his defense those bathrooms are pretty cramp.
  6. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 9:56 am
    "Look, I understand getting peed on during your vacation may be a little bit weird"

    LMFAO XD oh god oh god xD

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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 9:57 am
    "Ugh... I`m so sick of people playing the traumatized-for-life card. Look, I understand getting peed on during your vacation may be a little bit weird, but emotional suffering? Bite me."
    *chomp*
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    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 9:57 am
    I wonder if anyone tried to stop the guy... probably no one, like usual.
  9. Profile photo of ANCB
    ANCB Male 18-29
    176 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 10:20 am
    Awesome. I hope it was worth it, crazy irl troll.
  10. Profile photo of Hunny-Sempai
    Hunny-Sempai Female 13-17
    61 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 10:36 am
    Nouice xD
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    5577 Male 13-17
    518 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 10:38 am
    `Oh my god! That old woman is on fire, I best improvise!`
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    jsatan Male 18-29
    256 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 10:54 am
    You`d think a women of this age would have a little more life experience to not emotionally affect her for life.
    lol. Anything for buck!
    Maybe the vacation was for just the day and she didnt bring a change of clothes?
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    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 11:11 am
    "but she continues to suffer emotionally from the incident."

    bullpoo. it seems like whenever something happens to a person they get traumatized.

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    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 11:12 am
    now i`m emotionally disturbed to the tune of $10,000. pay up AOL
  15. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    i would have punched him in his junk
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    Grumpdock Male 13-17
    317 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    One star, predictable and boring, I knew it was going to be related to orifices in one way or another, heard it all before.
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    Sajo Male 18-29
    436 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    Hahahaha oh this is funny.
  18. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1601 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    super soak that HOOOE
  19. Profile photo of Starshine24
    Starshine24 Female 13-17
    706 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    Echhh.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    Nice! That`s what you get for talking during the movie.

    moron

  21. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    "predictable and boring"

    If peeing on the elderly in an airplane is so boring to you, what the f*ck do you do every day?

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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    "...the woman reported that not only was her entire vacation ruined, but she continues to suffer emotionally from the incident."

    Yeah, that had to have sucked bad. I get scarred just by being within 15 feet of drunk people.

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    520 Male 13-17
    431 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    when you gotta go you gotta go.
    that must have been a very awkward rest of the flight.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    "...she continues to suffer emotionally from the incident"

    just the mention of pee makes her pee herself...and the vicious circle begins...

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    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    Nice man.
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    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    "emotionally scarred"

    Really? Get over it, its not the end of the world, just accapt it and tell it to your grankids as one of your crazy adventures.

    Its people like that, the ones who can`t let anything go, that just piss me off for some reason.

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    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 10:52 pm
    I should show this to my friend. It will most likely go on her lengthy list of reasons why she wants a penis.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 11:01 pm
    Ban alcohol. Alcohol urinates on people.
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    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 1:53 am
    Ohhh the humiliation!
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    smo Female 18-29
    351 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 3:13 am
    "The case was investigated by the FBI."

    Really?

    I bet she was game for some watersports O_o
    too far?

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    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 5:17 am
    all together now, i`m pee-ing on a jetplane, don`t know when i`ll be back again
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    partyyyy Male 18-29
    148 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 9:14 am
    if ya gota go ya gota go!!!!!!
  33. Profile photo of Skibi
    Skibi Female 18-29
    103 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    Wait, wait, wait...

    I can understand an incident like that ruining your plane ride.

    I can be persuaded to understand how it could ruin your vacation to freaking HAWAII.

    But how, oh how, can she STILL be "emotionally suffering?" I mean, really? Yeah, I`d be angry (I almost put "pissed" there), but after a while I think it`d be a pretty funny story.

    Plus, why in hell is the FBI getting involved?

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    bassdee Male 18-29
    70 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 12:37 am
    maybe she wouldnt let him get out to use the washroom haha
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    haru0_0san Female 18-29
    43 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 10:39 pm
    really? FBI has nothing better to do than pick on a drunk guy? that old woman is so milking the whole situation. no pun intended =p
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    Catx Male 18-29
    189 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 1:12 am
    probably thinking about all that scuba diving, and water

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