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Date: 04/20/09 03:01 PM

25 Responses to Learning Guitar to Get Laid

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    Link: Learning Guitar to Get Laid - An instructional video that teaches you everything you need to know, and nothing you don`t.
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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    seven nation army
    lmfao.
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    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    ...i enjoyed that too much...now where`s my guitar, i`ve got 4 chords to learn...
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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    i already know those chords and more
    and i still havent gotten laid.


    maybe it`s cause i`m underage.

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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    Dead on.
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    xattributex Male 18-29
    144 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    I can`t count how many bros on one hand I`ve seen pull that hah
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    520 Male 13-17
    431 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    Great vid!
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    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    That`s more like learning guitar to make yourself look like a total douche...
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    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    "learn how to play guitar well enough to get laid.. by normal yet easy chicks"
    fixed
    if you actually know anyone other than them youre gonna need alot more skill to pull with a guitar
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    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    731 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    O___o

    I don`t want to get laid by easy chicks...*puts down guitar*

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    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    "Learn Bass and NOT Get Laid"
    Aaaw man I always wanted to learn to play the bass guitar. I hope it`s worth the chastity.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    I don`t know, I always thought the ukulele was sexier.
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    BlueOrchid Female 18-29
    158 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    Opie, I second that!
    (see: Beirut (the singer))
    And, the kid across the hall kept playing Wonder Wall last night, ugh
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    facepalmist Male 18-29
    63 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    anybody who tries stuff like this gets an automatic douche label in my book. pretty funny though
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    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    Seeing scenes like this is a dime a dozen anymore on college campuses.

    I was never talented enough to play an instrument. I can sing, but people look a you strangely when you`re sitting out in the middle of the quad singing Freebird all by your lonesome.

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    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    eh i didn`t like it much

    too fake >.>""

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    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    oh god im in so much pain from that. i can`t tell which is worse, the fact that this actually does work, or the fact that someone was a big enough douche to make a vid on how to be a big douche (which, incidentally, does get you laid!)

    and the ukulele always=sex

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    Crapsniper Male 13-17
    209 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    "eh i didn`t like it much

    too fake >.>""

    OH, NO REALLY!? MY, I HAVENT NOTICED! WHERE DOES THE TIME GO BY...

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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 9:47 pm
    they forgot, carry your guitar around on your back on a strap where ever you are...
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    audiosncracy Male 18-29
    185 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 1:39 am
    I thought Wonderwall was capo-ed on the 2nd or 3rd fret. psh... I call shenanigans.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 2:33 am
    It`s fake!!????
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    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 6:01 am
    "It`s fake!!????"

    I had my doubts, too, until I saw the "Learn bass and not get laid" part. Legit.

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    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 6:27 am
    Okay, I chuckled.
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    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    "I thought Wonderwall was capo-ed on the 2nd or 3rd fret. psh... I call shenanigans."

    Who cares? That song is f*cking terrible and it`s really a shame that there really are douchebags like this out there. :`(

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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    Ha. I started guitar lessons today, too...

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