Kids Exposed To Porn May Expect Sex To Be Fun

Submitted by: Nic_Gaybot 7 years ago Funny

Panelists discuss how pron warps kid"s minds, leading them to believe sex is actually fun rather than shameful.
There are 73 comments:
Male 89
I am a pretty little girl :P
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Female 75
They haven`t had gratifying orgasms? O.O I am SHOCKED!
They are doing something wrong. :3
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Male 169
SEX IS THE DEVIL =O
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Female 2,064
Gosh darn it, why is it that everytime I really wanna hear a news article, it`s the Onion? Worst. Internet prank. Ever.
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Female 125
real news makes me angry
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Female 1,401
i hate in the know. and onion. fake news makes me angry
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Male 144
Tratheyas...I`m here to confirm that yes..you did in fact use "Henceforth"
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Female 193
Sex? Fun? Oh psh. That`s....that`s...why that`s unheard of. I`d rather eat cotton candy and suck on lollipops.
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Female 1,578
LOL, this one was good
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Male 599
I knew it would be the onion
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Male 11
Irony FTW!
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Male 394
I usually like onion but lately it shows extremely poor taste.

Pornography is absolutely degrading to women, destroys marriages and relationships, and damages sexual development.

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Male 322
Attribute has a good roll going. Henceforth, I think we should state that it`s Onion quality, so that the ones with a sense of humor can come and the ones without can avoid posting their hatred for quality laughs.

Wait, back up...Did I say "Henceforth"?

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Male 97
i love the onions story on the ninja parade
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Male 1,837
what else is new? =P

on a side note, the noobs that hate the onion dont realize the joke after a few views.

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Male 144
I love the onion..I guess we should start putting (Onion) in the title/description for less complaining..
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Male 2,592
I HATE THE ONION STOP POSTING THE ONION THE ONION IS SOOOOO GAY AND LAME
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Male 104
umm this really isnt funny like at all it could be funny but it never gets there
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Male 2,748
hahaha, yea, i figured it wasnt real when she said, and he`s super sorry, i thought this was fairly delightful
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Male 10
does anyone else not find the onion funny?
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Female 838
Very fuuny, bravo!
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Male 384
The Onion comes in as first thought.

And... I was right...

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Female 1,653
It took me far too long to realise this was a joke.
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Male 505
Hehehe. Pron.
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Male 98
Sex IS fun.
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Male 5,314
this was funny
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Male 1,153
mmmm sex
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Male 21
The onion is HILLARIOUS. If anyone seriously still arfues this point for real needs serious help. We all know that all kids have parents and all parents have fingers - and fingers can be used to push the POWER button.
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Female 24
If GTA is so bad its like dont buy it for your children, its the parents fault their children are being exposed to porn, u can block channels. Also if u dont want your children playing games like GTA, dont get it for them!
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Male 4,746
I don`t normally like the Onion, but I have to admit, this was funny.
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Female 25
They are so all speaking from experience.. <.<.. They must be the most bitter people i have ever seen.. they are so sad >.<.. sigh
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Female 495
Beautiful!
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Male 1,108
Brilliant!
"GTA gives the impression that getting rid of hookers bodies is easy. It`s not it`s very time consuming!"
Side stitches please!
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Male 493
Oh my god - after the guy says, "There is no love in the world. There`s only pain," there`s one last shot of the woman`s sad, resigned face - totally brilliant.

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Male 50
I love Onion. they brighten my day with their random and amazing stories of nothingness
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Male 140
*facepalm*
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Female 330
"there is no love in the world, there is only pain"

he needed to be hugged more as a child :(
hahaha sex is fantastic!! so hah! hah bald man!

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Male 15,832
I knew this was The Onion when I read the title. Those guys rawk!

Also, adding to the experience, next to the video player I got an ad for Phillips Colon Health, which, as I`m sure you know, is especially important for pr0n stars!

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Male 2
guys can some1 tell me how to post like poo up here on funny section??
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Female 4,376
mmm pr0n
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Female 528
Sex is the best. Porn brainwashed me good
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Male 22
it is fun.
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Male 97
@RedNine... You ride the short bus to school, right?
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Female 1,269
darn that pron...
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Male 7,933
Wait...this was a satire?
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Male 3,057
Oh, another link to The Onion.

*close*

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Male 2,510
i too want to know what`s wrong with having sex regularly, if i dont have sex at least once a week i start going cold turkey.
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Male 813
RedNine, you`re a dumb ass.
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Male 609
there is no love only pain.. i think i might go and kill myself.. haha i started watching this thinking WTF.. then oh.. onion news.. should of realized
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Female 458
Rednine: "...I`m not saying sex is something you should do regularly, far from it..."

What`s wrong with having sex regularly? >.>

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Female 31
HAHA!! thats good.
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Male 2,344
Damn you, Onion, with your misleading topics...Yet you never cease to amaze me. "Neck Belts!"
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Male 94
is this supposed to be fake?! coz... points that they say here are sometimes true.
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Male 3,296
"ollylimpfish
Male, 30-39, Europe
50 Posts Friday, April 10, 2009 4:59:26 PM
oh lauralee!"

since we are on the subject, did you just come????

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Female 1,963
I loved the ending. "There is no love in the world. Only pain." *awkward silence.
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Male 91
Children come quick, it`s one of a rare species of people that still don`t understand The Onion isn`t serious! Wow look at him embarrassingly face-palming! A common ritual of this species after watching an Onion News Video, and still not getting it.
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Male 8,302
Sure its satire, but wait until you all experience that feeling of being a parent watching your 7 year old daughter playing a video game, and you say "Why can`t you go in there?" and she says "Oh, I don`t have any money, I just need to go and kill a few more hookers first" and then proceeds to pick up a big purple dildo from the police station and beat hookers to death with it. Suddenly your angel looks like the devil in disguise! Scary! lol
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Male 4,290
RedNine, do you think that a conversation which mentions "the emotional side of murdering whores" is serious?

It`s the Onion man. It`s never serious.

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Male 1,220
RedNine, this is The Onion, a 100% satirical news source. so no, they weren`t serious.

and favorite part: "This is sending the message to kids that it is simple to kill a hooker and dispose of the body, and it`s not! it`s very very time consuming!"

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Male 369
"the emotional side of killing hookers"
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Male 99
In all seriousness, though, are these people serious??? They sound like they`re a bunch of socially inept idiots who`ve never been laid once in their life. Anyone who says that sex is meant to hurt you and leave you emotionally scarred for days needs to get a reality check. I`m not saying sex is something you should do regularly, far from it, but these guys are playing it out to be some kind of brutal crime that can leave you half-dead.

The best part was when they said pornography should include the lies and the terror included with sex.

*facepalm*...*three facepalms*

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Male 177
oh lauralee!
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Male 3,014
v And pregnancies.
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Female 507
Wow, I watched that a few minutes before it was posted. IAB reads my mind a lot.
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Female 660
indeed,no love,just PAAAAIIIINNN!!!
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Female 738
love it.
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Male 10,440
Hah! not bad ONN
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Female 87
Hahaa! oh Onion news! :P
"There is no love in the world!! only pain!" Oh noes!
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Female 39
I was brought up watching the real thing not that crap.
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Female 39
geeze what are they teaching kids these days. Its a shame... false p0rn.


Gotta love the Onion. :D

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Male 72
they should go drat themselves
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Female 230
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