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Date: 04/10/09 03:11 PM

74 Responses to Kids Exposed To Porn May Expect Sex To Be Fun

  1. Profile photo of Nic_Gaybot
    Nic_Gaybot Female 18-29
    230 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    Link: Kids Exposed To Porn May Expect Sex To Be Fun - Panelists discuss how pron warps kid`s minds, leading them to believe sex is actually fun rather than shameful.
  2. Profile photo of retrogamer
    retrogamer Male 18-29
    72 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    they should go drat themselves
  3. Profile photo of music4life01
    music4life01 Female 13-17
    39 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    geeze what are they teaching kids these days. Its a shame... false p0rn.


    Gotta love the Onion. :D

  4. Profile photo of music4life01
    music4life01 Female 13-17
    39 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    I was brought up watching the real thing not that crap.
  5. Profile photo of Skyotic
    Skyotic Female 18-29
    87 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    Hahaa! oh Onion news! :P
    "There is no love in the world!! only pain!" Oh noes!
  6. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    Hah! not bad ONN
  7. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    love it.
  8. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
    661 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    indeed,no love,just PAAAAIIIINNN!!!
  9. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    Wow, I watched that a few minutes before it was posted. IAB reads my mind a lot.
  10. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1505 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    But sex is fun!!! Just very dangerous with all the STDs.
  11. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    v And pregnancies.
  12. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    oh lauralee!
  13. Profile photo of RedNine
    RedNine Male 13-17
    99 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    In all seriousness, though, are these people serious??? They sound like they`re a bunch of socially inept idiots who`ve never been laid once in their life. Anyone who says that sex is meant to hurt you and leave you emotionally scarred for days needs to get a reality check. I`m not saying sex is something you should do regularly, far from it, but these guys are playing it out to be some kind of brutal crime that can leave you half-dead.

    The best part was when they said pornography should include the lies and the terror included with sex.

    *facepalm*...*three facepalms*

  14. Profile photo of drixishot
    drixishot Male 18-29
    369 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    "the emotional side of killing hookers"
  15. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    RedNine, this is The Onion, a 100% satirical news source. so no, they weren`t serious.

    and favorite part: "This is sending the message to kids that it is simple to kill a hooker and dispose of the body, and it`s not! it`s very very time consuming!"

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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    RedNine, do you think that a conversation which mentions "the emotional side of murdering whores" is serious?

    It`s the Onion man. It`s never serious.

  17. Profile photo of Biscuits
    Biscuits Male 13-17
    91 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    Children come quick, it`s one of a rare species of people that still don`t understand The Onion isn`t serious! Wow look at him embarrassingly face-palming! A common ritual of this species after watching an Onion News Video, and still not getting it.
  18. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    Sure its satire, but wait until you all experience that feeling of being a parent watching your 7 year old daughter playing a video game, and you say "Why can`t you go in there?" and she says "Oh, I don`t have any money, I just need to go and kill a few more hookers first" and then proceeds to pick up a big purple dildo from the police station and beat hookers to death with it. Suddenly your angel looks like the devil in disguise! Scary! lol
  19. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    I loved the ending. "There is no love in the world. Only pain." *awkward silence.
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    "ollylimpfish
    Male, 30-39, Europe
    50 Posts Friday, April 10, 2009 4:59:26 PM
    oh lauralee!"

    since we are on the subject, did you just come????

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    ahkmou Male 18-29
    94 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    is this supposed to be fake?! coz... points that they say here are sometimes true.
  22. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    Damn you, Onion, with your misleading topics...Yet you never cease to amaze me. "Neck Belts!"
  23. Profile photo of anaxaretec
    anaxaretec Female 13-17
    31 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    HAHA!! thats good.
  24. Profile photo of Will-O-Wisp
    Will-O-Wisp Female 18-29
    458 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    Rednine: "...I`m not saying sex is something you should do regularly, far from it..."

    What`s wrong with having sex regularly? >.>

  25. Profile photo of speedsta
    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    there is no love only pain.. i think i might go and kill myself.. haha i started watching this thinking WTF.. then oh.. onion news.. should of realized
  26. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    RedNine, you`re a dumb ass.
  27. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    i too want to know what`s wrong with having sex regularly, if i dont have sex at least once a week i start going cold turkey.
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    Oh, another link to The Onion.

    *close*

  29. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    Wait...this was a satire?
  30. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    darn that pron...
  31. Profile photo of themadcap
    themadcap Male 18-29
    97 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    @RedNine... You ride the short bus to school, right?
  32. Profile photo of RawckStar
    RawckStar Male 18-29
    22 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    it is fun.
  33. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    Sex is the best. Porn brainwashed me good
  34. Profile photo of ValsAdventur
    ValsAdventur Male 13-17
    2 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RK_3XgCBLQ
  35. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    mmm pr0n
  36. Profile photo of ValsAdventur
    ValsAdventur Male 13-17
    2 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    guys can some1 tell me how to post like poo up here on funny section??
  37. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    I knew this was The Onion when I read the title. Those guys rawk!

    Also, adding to the experience, next to the video player I got an ad for Phillips Colon Health, which, as I`m sure you know, is especially important for pr0n stars!

  38. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 10:38 pm
    "there is no love in the world, there is only pain"

    he needed to be hugged more as a child :(
    hahaha sex is fantastic!! so hah! hah bald man!

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    Xbalde Male 13-17
    140 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 10:47 pm
    *facepalm*
  40. Profile photo of kainz
    kainz Male 18-29
    50 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 11:34 pm
    I love Onion. they brighten my day with their random and amazing stories of nothingness
  41. Profile photo of DiePSPolice
    DiePSPolice Male 30-39
    493 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 1:15 am
    Oh my god - after the guy says, "There is no love in the world. There`s only pain," there`s one last shot of the woman`s sad, resigned face - totally brilliant.

  42. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 2:13 am
    Brilliant!
    "GTA gives the impression that getting rid of hookers bodies is easy. It`s not it`s very time consuming!"
    Side stitches please!
  43. Profile photo of SarahJ86
    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 2:42 am
    Beautiful!
  44. Profile photo of Pelso
    Pelso Female 18-29
    25 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 3:09 am
    They are so all speaking from experience.. <.<.. They must be the most bitter people i have ever seen.. they are so sad >.<.. sigh
  45. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 4:34 am
    I don`t normally like the Onion, but I have to admit, this was funny.
  46. Profile photo of DeziD
    DeziD Female 13-17
    24 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 7:33 am
    If GTA is so bad its like dont buy it for your children, its the parents fault their children are being exposed to porn, u can block channels. Also if u dont want your children playing games like GTA, dont get it for them!
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    BORED_92886 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 8:50 am
    The onion is HILLARIOUS. If anyone seriously still arfues this point for real needs serious help. We all know that all kids have parents and all parents have fingers - and fingers can be used to push the POWER button.
  48. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 8:55 am
    mmmm sex
  49. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 9:03 am
    this was funny
  50. Profile photo of Technikal
    Technikal Male 13-17
    98 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 9:20 am
    Sex IS fun.
  51. Profile photo of SparkleBabys
    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
    508 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 11:11 am
    Hehehe. Pron.
  52. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1655 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 11:41 am
    It took me far too long to realise this was a joke.
  53. Profile photo of CJ-Boy-2010
    CJ-Boy-2010 Male 13-17
    384 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    The Onion comes in as first thought.

    And... I was right...

  54. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    Very fuuny, bravo!
  55. Profile photo of gazzmc
    gazzmc Male 18-29
    10 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    does anyone else not find the onion funny?
  56. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    hahaha, yea, i figured it wasnt real when she said, and he`s super sorry, i thought this was fairly delightful
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    heresjonny Male 13-17
    104 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    umm this really isnt funny like at all it could be funny but it never gets there
  58. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    I HATE THE ONION STOP POSTING THE ONION THE ONION IS SOOOOO GAY AND LAME
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    xattributex Male 18-29
    144 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    I love the onion..I guess we should start putting (Onion) in the title/description for less complaining..
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    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    what else is new? =P

    on a side note, the noobs that hate the onion dont realize the joke after a few views.

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    Fugglystick Male 18-29
    97 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    i love the onions story on the ninja parade
  62. Profile photo of Tratheyas
    Tratheyas Male 13-17
    322 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    Attribute has a good roll going. Henceforth, I think we should state that it`s Onion quality, so that the ones with a sense of humor can come and the ones without can avoid posting their hatred for quality laughs.

    Wait, back up...Did I say "Henceforth"?

  63. Profile photo of Cheese84o6
    Cheese84o6 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 10:32 pm
    I usually like onion but lately it shows extremely poor taste.

    Pornography is absolutely degrading to women, destroys marriages and relationships, and damages sexual development.

  64. Profile photo of creative1992
    creative1992 Male 13-17
    11 posts
    April 12, 2009 at 1:48 am
    Irony FTW!
  65. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    April 12, 2009 at 11:48 am
    I knew it would be the onion
  66. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    April 12, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    LOL, this one was good
  67. Profile photo of mystyocean
    mystyocean Female 18-29
    194 posts
    April 12, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    Sex? Fun? Oh psh. That`s....that`s...why that`s unheard of. I`d rather eat cotton candy and suck on lollipops.
  68. Profile photo of xattributex
    xattributex Male 18-29
    144 posts
    April 12, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    Tratheyas...I`m here to confirm that yes..you did in fact use "Henceforth"
  69. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    April 12, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    i hate in the know. and onion. fake news makes me angry
  70. Profile photo of Emily55
    Emily55 Female 18-29
    125 posts
    April 12, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    real news makes me angry
  71. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    Gosh darn it, why is it that everytime I really wanna hear a news article, it`s the Onion? Worst. Internet prank. Ever.
  72. Profile photo of The_Waz
    The_Waz Male 18-29
    169 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 8:21 am
    SEX IS THE DEVIL =O
  73. Profile photo of BrnishedLily
    BrnishedLily Female 18-29
    75 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    They haven`t had gratifying orgasms? O.O I am SHOCKED!
    They are doing something wrong. :3
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    kbubb91 Male 18-29
    89 posts
    May 23, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    I am a pretty little girl :P

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