It`s The Candyman!

Submitted by: Zerro 7 years ago Weird

Somewhere out there, there"s a very disappointed father weeping backstage.
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Male 12
Wtf............................... Creepy
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Male 20
i see kidnapper in his future :|
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Male 3,619
the father? how about every man proud of being aman in the world!?

problems are... he WILL get ALL the chiks <:`C

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Female 528
"Wow! I don`t think I`ve ever seen a kid that confident without being roostery....

...although I`m sure he would like to be roostery."

Lol. Censor bot fails again!

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Female 74
Onlooker117 (5 hours ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam I didn`t even need to post this, but there`s probably a very disappointed father somewhere around there somewhere.

That`s a youtube comment. Who stole the line from whoo?

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Male 274
no way the father is weeping!
weeping is for the weak!
hes problably gulfing down a bottle of cheap whisky and thinking on which turn on his parenting choices road he went wrong...
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Male 476
he is a good dancer and singer, but yea this prob ruined his chance of a good life
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Male 207
sprinkle it with dew ~ lmao... this is so wrong
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Male 229
That kid`s gonna be fixing his truck with a purple wrench in a coupla years, if you know what I`m saying.
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Male 27
I think... theres something missing...
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Male 1,164
in a few years time he will be shooting up a school and killing his classmates whilst whistling this song
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Male 177
I am scared :(
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Male 294
yet another sad kid with no friends that will grow up to be a pedophile.
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Male 25,416
we needed michael bay special effects. only then would this have been interesting
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Female 40
He needs to be wearing a salior suit.
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Male 16
2;16 WTF?
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Male 63
@ Jimmi...

Rules 1 and 2

Also, we`ve seen it.

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Male 118
we must hide this from /b/
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Male 94
and if he/she/it is a guy... he/she/it looks like a girl... with the pecks/boobs? ugh... he/she/it is combined... ahha jk
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Male 94
ugh... is that a dude or a dudette!?! if he/she/ it is a girl... then he/she/it acts like a dude..
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Female 254
Wow! I don`t think I`ve ever seen a kid that confident without being roostery....

...although I`m sure he would like to be roostery.

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Male 1,360
pedo delight
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Male 83
I like how he throws a fist in the air at the end to look all macho, sorry kid thats not gonna work after a gay performance like that.
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Male 101
We know him now as Vince

Yet... he`s still pretty handy with that headset.
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Male 152
Catchy :D
Reminds me of the Bruce Almighty (:
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Female 1,006
I think it`s cute. And he does have a pretty nice voice. It will be over for him when his voice changes, though. Enjoy it while you can, kid!
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Male 1,584
Maybe he`s not gay, i mean, you see those chicks hes getting? Are those 5th graders? he`s hitting the big leagues now. The next aaron carter perhaps?
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Male 439
Well it`s pretty gay but still, i`d prefer a gay kid that does something like this than a regular tard that sits at home yelling obscenities in headset when losing in CoD4 :P
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Male 13,624
Im not seeing a Alpha male there
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Male 45
Looks to me like that kid likes his fudge.. and he likes it packed hard!
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Male 680
Ehh, not particularly disturbing. Think like a kid his age, and you wouldn`t see anything wrong with it.
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Male 493
Oh Dear God. Lance Bass 2!
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Female 460
This would have been actually quite good...if this was a girl.
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Male 516
Wow, his pre-adolescent man boobs made me think he was a chubby little girl at first. With a little make-up, he`d look like that fat chick from the Drew Carey Show.
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Female 1,604
WTF? not cute at all whoever said that. When Sammy Davis Jr sang that he didn`t do it gay, and neither did Gene Wilder so why should this kid?
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Female 83
Aww. I thought it was kinda cute..
You all DO realise this song is from the original willy wonka right?
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Male 2,125
yeah felt the same way, baileyabb D=
and he`s probably gonna end up killing himself when he grows up and sees this sh*t =\

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Female 262
Holy sh*t kill yourself now kid, before you have to re-live this video ten years from now.
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Male 233
Awww for our future li`l homos everywhere.
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Male 243
this killed me a little inside *weeps*
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Female 895
That was three minutes? Felt like an eternity... :`(
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Male 44
I don`t know what you guys are all complaining about. What a talented and sincere young man. To the Stars my little viking child! To the stars!!!!
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Male 1,598
I wouldn`t be surprised if this kid committed suicide after seeing the video of his performance.
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Female 4,197
that poor poor child...
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Male 2,050
I can see this kids father at a poker game.

"Bill I heard you son is trying out for Varsity QB."
"Yea Jim, heard your son trying out as well."
"Hey Pierre... oh nevermind."

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Male 4,393
*hurls*
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Female 79
Besides just being really old compared to most of you, is it a crime that I did like the original version of this song, in the Gene Wilder film from I think 1973? I know the dude who sang it there passed away. I really liked that.

This video? It seems to have been influenced very heavily by Britney & Jacko. Meh, stopped watching after a minute or so.

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Female 71
I watched the whooole thing. Don`t know why.
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Male 914
i can`t find ANYTHING even remotely masculine about this video...to the kid`s father; my condolences...
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Male 4,680
Same guy?
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Female 1,306
he was definitely teabagging the floor at about 1:12.
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Male 347
Even though I generally think children singing is annoying, he was pretty good! But of course every boy that can sing and dance must be gay... (sarcasm, of course).

I hope his talent grows with him and he`ll have all the pretty girls he wants.

BTW: What other song should he have sung at so young an age?

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Female 1,264
"Well assuming he`s not gay, he`s going to get a lot of girls one day. He seems like he`d end up in a boy band in the future."

or become a unemployed drug addict serial killer."

It could go either way.

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Male 38
BURN IT BURN IT WITH FIRE
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Male 492
aw, he pulled a Britney Spears... I was crying by the end, but for all the wrong reasons.
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Male 2,050
"Well assuming he`s not gay, he`s going to get a lot of girls one day. He seems like he`d end up in a boy band in the future."

or become a unemployed drug addict serial killer.

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Male 734
When I was 7 years old, I actually saw Sammy Davis Jr. perform this live. Even in 1978, I thought this song was uber lame. Seeing this kid perform it makes me want to hurl.
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Male 11,740
"Well assuming he`s not gay, he`s going to get a lot of girls one day. He seems like he`d end up in a boy band in the future."

I have 2 words in reply to that.

Lance Bass.

This kid will end up co-starring in a Disney (or Nick) channel show and may end up doing off-Broadway.

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Male 588
Well assuming he`s not gay, he`s going to get a lot of girls one day. He seems like he`d end up in a boy band in the future.
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Male 1,002
"am i the only one who thought this was good and that that kid has more showmanship in his left pinky than you do in youre entire hand"

Being good at what you do doesn`t make what you do good.

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Female 351
Cringe
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Female 655
Aww I thought it was cute. I wouldn`t want my kid doing it.. but it was cute.
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Male 1,002
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!
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Male 486
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Male 33
Why would his father be disappointed? that is possibly the most heterosexual rendition of candyman i have ever seen. I mean just look at those wonderful back up dancers! They were all over him!
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Female 158
Well, at least there`s one person enjoying this performance: one of the lady judges in the front is swaying to the groovy beat.
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Female 4
and lmao @ dave....how`s the therapy going?
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Male 272
wait... isn;t that john.c.riley?
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Female 346
there is no way of making that song cool EVER!
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Male 290
I was at that show
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Female 4
This just makes me wanna puke........and the poor kid.....will spend the rest of his life in therapy trying to block this from his memory.
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Male 117
God...those little girls are just.....so sexy...
LMFAO
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Male 541
I hate when videos of my childhood get put onto the internet!
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Female 362
Now residing in the "Where are they now?" file.
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Male 182
Welcome this decade`s leader for a boy band....aka Backstreet Boys 2: The Revenge
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Female 778
i couldn`t finish it. i made it just past a minute.
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Male 2,076
what the heck is this?
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Female 58
"Look everyone, Disney`s next whore!"

Too true. XD

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Female 1,963
Creepy and horribly lipsynced.
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Male 307
Fancylad, 1998.
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Male 1,220
Hey, he`s got more girls than me :(
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Female 395
"Look everyone, Disney`s next whore!"

Amen to that!

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Male 721
he can sing ok, but who told him to dance like that???
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Female 15,763
...

Someone needs to give him a better haircut.

>_>;;

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Male 2,388
am i the only one who thought this was good and that that kid has more showmanship in his left pinky than you do in youre entire hand
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Female 471
the chick on the right should hip- bump that other one off the stage! lol
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Male 1,297
are you kidding, dad`s holding the camera! and who couldn`t just fall in love with the little scamp!!
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Male 9,306
Look everyone, Disney`s next whore!
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Female 60
Theyve got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats.
Candy rats, chocolate bats Its a wonderland of sweets.
Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band.
Candy bells its a treat as they march across the land.
Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground.
Turn around it astounds, its a dancing candy tree.
In the candy cave imagination runs so free.

So now Charlie pleas won`t you go into the cave. 8D

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Female 538
IT was actually well done... still

Someone needs to make an endless loop of this

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Male 814
The one on the right has long legs...
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Female 4,028
Am I the only one who giggled at the conveniently, only-visible GAY in GARY? Haw!

Ha, someone in the front started clapping.

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Female 250
nickyjefferz
Male, 18-29, Europe
66 Posts Tuesday, April 14, 2009 3:26:02 PM
AHHH AHHH AHHH!!! ITZ FREAKING GINGER!

HEY!!! Im a ginger! Whats wrong with that!?!?!
Anyway wow that was scary.

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Male 26
O.M.F.G O.o HOLY CRAP i understand why guys like acting in musicals but THE CANDYMAN no freaking way and at such a young age he is going to be a troubled adult
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Male 346
..... there are no words
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Male 419
GAY! i know i probably just offended a few people... srry
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Male 127
lol
he has bosoms
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Male 156
Was unaware Annie had a twin brother...
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Female 1,436
Yeah. . . I made it through about a minute.

There are so many upsetting things about this child.... Hey at least he is proud and for that I am proud!

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Male 106
AHHH AHHH AHHH!!! ITZ FREAKING GINGER!
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Male 338
This is the only thing that has literally made me lol in a long time.
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Male 308
that was actually a pretty good performance
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Female 2,120
The candyman also wears tight leather pants.
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Female 386
thats great wow...
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Male 626
Link: It`s The Candyman! [Rate Link] - Somewhere out there, there`s a very disappointed father weeping backstage.
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