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Date: 04/23/09 12:31 PM

82 Responses to iPhone App: Baby Shaker

  1. Profile photo of kimmylearose
    kimmylearose Female 18-29
    297 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    Link: iPhone App: Baby Shaker - So when the baby gets its eyes X`ed out, does that mean you`ve snapped its neck and he`s dead?
  2. Profile photo of shakethebox
    shakethebox Male 18-29
    339 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    terrible
  3. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
    shaken babies are the funniest thing i have ever seen.
  4. Profile photo of dairy
    dairy Male 18-29
    382 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    wtf?!?! is that actually what hapens?! :|
  5. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    820 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    Damn, when I heard about this I thought you`d see a little baby flopping around and hitting the sides of the screen. Now that I`ve seen it`s not... it`s just not worth it.
  6. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    no :(
  7. Profile photo of Thepwnsher
    Thepwnsher Male 13-17
    283 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    yup
  8. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    Gallows humor -

    Dark, disgusting, and it`ll make you hate yourself for laughing so hard.

  9. Profile photo of Zerro
    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    I would get it if the pictures were replace with those whooping cough advertisement babies.

    I hate their stupid faces.

  10. Profile photo of sereniee
    sereniee Female 18-29
    205 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    thats sad..
  11. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25405 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    Wow what a useless application, my not get a real baby! at lease they will put you in a retirement home inf 40 years :)
  12. Profile photo of Number3
    Number3 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    I never liked the iPhone, and all these pathetically useless apps for it just make me dislike it all the more. This is more pointless than the fog-window app, or the fart button app.
  13. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    lmao.
  14. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    they pulled it due to a lot of complaints recently.
  15. Profile photo of Sampson623
    Sampson623 Male 13-17
    264 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    No they didnt...
  16. Profile photo of Giligadi
    Giligadi Male 40-49
    356 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    what an... AWESOME thing to put on an iPhone. seriously. too bad they killed it. People should really get a sense of humor. I want to shake the Gerber babies, too.
  17. Profile photo of DertMerchant
    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    wow, that was sick. But funny.
  18. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    The only complaint I have is that it sucks. The boob app a while back was made better. At least the boobs moved when ya moved the phone, this is just a pic of a baby with a crying sound that gets red X`s over the eyes when ya shake the phone a lot. Boring, sorry. :/

  19. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    "Damn, when I heard about this I thought you`d see a little baby flopping around and hitting the sides of the screen. Now that I`ve seen it`s not... it`s just not worth it."
    ~Completely agree here.
  20. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    There`s and app for that, and they mean it.
  21. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    Wow, how tasteless. There truly is an app for everything, even for sub-human degenerates.
  22. Profile photo of pageturner8
    pageturner8 Female 13-17
    48 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    haha awesome!
  23. Profile photo of fghj
    fghj Male 30-39
    393 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    apple had to stop selling it because of too many complaints
  24. Profile photo of pageturner8
    pageturner8 Female 13-17
    48 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    "Dark, disgusting, and it`ll make you hate yourself for laughing so hard."

    sounds like a good thread on 4chan to me ;D

  25. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    thats just drated up
  26. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    I am having trouble seeing the point. It`s just so dumb.
    I mean, not even a little animated bouncing around and blood?!
  27. Profile photo of WhenIsLunch
    WhenIsLunch Male 18-29
    460 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    what idiot would buy that app
  28. Profile photo of RckThsPrty
    RckThsPrty Female 13-17
    267 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    "Damn, when I heard about this I thought you`d see a little baby flopping around and hitting the sides of the screen. Now that I`ve seen it`s not... it`s just not worth it."

    I agree, I just dont see how this is funny or entertaining...

  29. Profile photo of sock-stealer
    sock-stealer Female 18-29
    122 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    Everybody is losing their collective minds over this thing. I expected unbridled carnage. Now that I`ve seen it, I don`t see what the big deal is.
  30. Profile photo of Elvi739
    Elvi739 Female 13-17
    481 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    that`s disgusting.
  31. Profile photo of crimsonattck
    crimsonattck Male 18-29
    364 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    horrible. not creative at all. unlike that one app where you can jiggle stuff. i never get tired of jiggling megan fox.
  32. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    @WhenIsLunch
    Me! One Baby Shaker, please.
  33. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    so how is this suppose to be fun?
  34. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    Always with the simulations. Why do it in real life when you can just fake it in something like the iPhone?

    GOSH JUST GO OUT AND DO THINGS YOURSELF--oh wait.

  35. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    I`m not even going to look at the link. Apps suck.
  36. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
    403 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    who would want that app.?
  37. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    I am so downloading that
  38. Profile photo of lil_Sunflori
    lil_Sunflori Female 18-29
    73 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    What a... morbid little game.. o_O;
  39. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    "who would want that app.?"

    who WOULDNT?!

  40. Profile photo of mussie
    mussie Male 30-39
    6 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    Wait for it...

    Some stupid bitch will kill her kid and blame her Iphone

    You know its gonna happen

  41. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    holy crap, i didn`t think this app was real...shame on you apple!! sorry but i hope to be a father soon so this stuff kinda bothers me...
  42. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    I WANT THAT
  43. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    @LadyIsis

    Either people too young to have the natural human compassion towards children that has helped us get to where we are today, retards who think that shunning compassion makes them "leet, cool, underground, hardcore, ect...", and just plain old sadism enthusiasts.

    Basically all the people that wouldn`t get invited into the nuclear war bunkers to help repopulate the earth after the fallout. :P

  44. Profile photo of lord_byron
    lord_byron Male 13-17
    307 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    man, if only it were more realistic. i wanna get that shake a baby rush without the stupid legal garbage afterwards.

    aw poo.
    i feel like 4chans finally starting to wear on me..

  45. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    awful!
  46. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    @kinjomusashi

    "sorry but i hope to be a father soon so this stuff kinda bothers me..."

    Don`t apologize for being a good person.

  47. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    Yeah, mussie, I`d be really surprised if it didn`t
  48. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 9:29 pm
    Looking for the silver lining here:

    Maybe it`s to demonstrate how easily shaking a baby can injure them? Perhaps? Probably not.

  49. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 9:33 pm
    FUCI<ING SICK!!!! What kind of an 4SSHOLE thinks sadistic $hit like that up!?!?! I don`t think I need to tell anyone here I`d kick the $hit out of the motherfuI<er who thought that one up. Child abuse is something that you can`t joke about, EVER!!!!
  50. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 10:04 pm
    i vomit on that.
  51. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 10:11 pm
    But swearing in an app, no no no, that`s bad.
  52. Profile photo of healingcloud
    healingcloud Male 13-17
    97 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 10:26 pm
    to hagane then come and kill me because its funny to me
  53. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 10:30 pm
    woah hagane calm down i thought i was bad
  54. Profile photo of mattriesel
    mattriesel Male 18-29
    134 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 10:34 pm
    I`d love to see a day when we can all laugh about child abuse.
  55. Profile photo of robynbry
    robynbry Female 18-29
    1 post
    April 23, 2009 at 10:45 pm
    This is SICK
  56. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 10:50 pm
    Hagane, the more you get upset the more fuel you add to a fire. This is the reaction these "sick" people want.

    The genre (I believe) is called "Shock art" basically art or something created by someone which has only one purpose: To piss them off and get a big enough rise out of them.

    It`s also used as a tactic to gain publicity and attention, the more offensive, the more attention the subject will gain. Just like Janet Jackson`s boobie shot at the superbowl. It was "shocking and offensive", however the report from one of the TV providers was that it was the most recorded and replayed moment of the entire superbowl that year.

  57. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 11:37 pm
    @Nidonemo It was the CEO of Tivo who said JJ`s boobie shot was the most replayed event in the history of Tivo. My first reaction to that was, "How did he know that?" That`s why you couldn`t give me a Tivo. I bought a DVR outright with no service. I have to program it manually, but I don`t have to worry about Big Brother keeping tabs on what I watch.
  58. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 12:04 am
    Finally, a way to stop a crying baby.
  59. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 12:17 am
    I always knew Mac users where baby killers.
  60. Profile photo of xboxman
    xboxman Male 13-17
    381 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 1:09 am
    OMG SHAKING PICTURES OF BABIES WITH CRYING .WAV FILES IS SICK AND IMMORAL WTF IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU WTF AT LEAST SHOW SOME DECENCY AND USE .MP3 FILES YOU SICK dratS
  61. Profile photo of Qualara
    Qualara Female 18-29
    101 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 2:41 am
    Sick bastards. They should be ashamed of themselfs.
  62. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 7:35 am
    It would be a better App if it had cats, not babies.

    I bet they would`ve sold ten times more had they gone that route. I think we can all agree that it would be WAY more fun to shake the living hell out of a cat.

  63. Profile photo of pandaiscool
    pandaiscool Male 13-17
    11 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 7:40 am
    It got banned
  64. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 7:53 am
    no cat abuse, kid abuse is much more "horrible".
    and way more satisfying.
  65. Profile photo of tp1212
    tp1212 Male 13-17
    299 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 8:03 am
    </human>
  66. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 8:17 am
    That`s rubbish... They could`ve at least made the baby`s head shake around, and maybe add a snapping sound.
  67. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 11:57 am
    Words fail me.
  68. Profile photo of Ticomeister
    Ticomeister Male 18-29
    72 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    version 2.0 has the person punting a baby
  69. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    OH LORD!?
  70. Profile photo of IThePrincess
    IThePrincess Female 13-17
    67 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    Humanity = FAIL.
  71. Profile photo of boredman00
    boredman00 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    What is the world coming to???
  72. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    "to hagane then come and kill me because its funny to me"

    @healingcloud:

    I don`t condone child abuse.

  73. Profile photo of Geliax
    Geliax Male 18-29
    46 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    that`s messed up
  74. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
    1263 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    Yeah, that`s what I want...to pay too dam much for a phone and then get an app that makes me shake the hell out of it! Plus it`s got to be an app that`s totally offensive, stupid AND, almost worse, it`s boring!! wah wah, shake shake shake, wah wah, shake shake shake. Real challenge there.
  75. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    hmmm
  76. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 9:59 pm
    thats drated up
  77. Profile photo of raven_mac
    raven_mac Male 18-29
    303 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 2:21 am
    I hate IPhones cus of all of the useless apps there are.
    Also heard that you cant download this any more
  78. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 3:13 am
    mmmmmmh... sick
  79. Profile photo of jamesrs
    jamesrs Male 18-29
    85 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 7:51 am
    WTF!!!!!!
  80. Profile photo of Gigaman
    Gigaman Male 18-29
    161 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 11:18 am
    most retarded thing ever .-. no animation of the baby being shaken or anything...just red x`s in their eyes when they`re dead....I can do that on paper
  81. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    Notice all the comments about how much the app sucks because it`s not "realistic enough?" These are the types of people I mentioned in my previous comment here, the type that think it makes them look "cool" or "hardcore" to shun our natural human compassion.

    These are the same types of people that found 4chan and thought that /b/ was a community of people talking about how cool gore was.

    Basically, the young and\or the stupid, just looking for the easiest possible route to "coolness" and peer acceptance as all other attempts for them have failed thus far.

  82. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    846 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 11:37 am
    wow, whoever made that must be really bored. I wonder if he/she is on this site!

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