iPhone App: Baby Shaker

Submitted by: kimmylearose 8 years ago in Tech

So when the baby gets its eyes X"ed out, does that mean you"ve snapped its neck and he"s dead?
There are 83 comments:
Male 844
wow, whoever made that must be really bored. I wonder if he/she is on this site!
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Male 3,255
Notice all the comments about how much the app sucks because it`s not "realistic enough?" These are the types of people I mentioned in my previous comment here, the type that think it makes them look "cool" or "hardcore" to shun our natural human compassion.

These are the same types of people that found 4chan and thought that /b/ was a community of people talking about how cool gore was.

Basically, the young and\or the stupid, just looking for the easiest possible route to "coolness" and peer acceptance as all other attempts for them have failed thus far.

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Male 161
most retarded thing ever .-. no animation of the baby being shaken or anything...just red x`s in their eyes when they`re dead....I can do that on paper
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Male 85
WTF!!!!!!
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Male 1,360
mmmmmmh... sick
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Male 303
I hate IPhones cus of all of the useless apps there are.
Also heard that you cant download this any more
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Male 548
thats drated up
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Female 5,222
hmmm
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Female 1,260
Yeah, that`s what I want...to pay too dam much for a phone and then get an app that makes me shake the hell out of it! Plus it`s got to be an app that`s totally offensive, stupid AND, almost worse, it`s boring!! wah wah, shake shake shake, wah wah, shake shake shake. Real challenge there.
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Male 46
that`s messed up
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Male 967
"to hagane then come and kill me because its funny to me"

@healingcloud:

I don`t condone child abuse.

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Male 9
What is the world coming to???
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Female 67
Humanity = FAIL.
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Female 2,220
OH LORD!?
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Male 72
version 2.0 has the person punting a baby
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Male 462
Words fail me.
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Male 3,425
That`s rubbish... They could`ve at least made the baby`s head shake around, and maybe add a snapping sound.
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Male 299
</human>
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Female 855
no cat abuse, kid abuse is much more "horrible".
and way more satisfying.
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Male 11
It got banned
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Male 4,593
It would be a better App if it had cats, not babies.

I bet they would`ve sold ten times more had they gone that route. I think we can all agree that it would be WAY more fun to shake the living hell out of a cat.

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Female 101
Sick bastards. They should be ashamed of themselfs.
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Male 380
OMG SHAKING PICTURES OF BABIES WITH CRYING .WAV FILES IS SICK AND IMMORAL WTF IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU WTF AT LEAST SHOW SOME DECENCY AND USE .MP3 FILES YOU SICK dratS
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Male 2,582
I always knew Mac users where baby killers.
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Male 807
Finally, a way to stop a crying baby.
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Male 15,832
@Nidonemo It was the CEO of Tivo who said JJ`s boobie shot was the most replayed event in the history of Tivo. My first reaction to that was, "How did he know that?" That`s why you couldn`t give me a Tivo. I bought a DVR outright with no service. I have to program it manually, but I don`t have to worry about Big Brother keeping tabs on what I watch.
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Male 9,305
Hagane, the more you get upset the more fuel you add to a fire. This is the reaction these "sick" people want.

The genre (I believe) is called "Shock art" basically art or something created by someone which has only one purpose: To piss them off and get a big enough rise out of them.

It`s also used as a tactic to gain publicity and attention, the more offensive, the more attention the subject will gain. Just like Janet Jackson`s boobie shot at the superbowl. It was "shocking and offensive", however the report from one of the TV providers was that it was the most recorded and replayed moment of the entire superbowl that year.

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Female 1
This is SICK
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Male 134
I`d love to see a day when we can all laugh about child abuse.
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Male 1,452
woah hagane calm down i thought i was bad
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Male 97
to hagane then come and kill me because its funny to me
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Female 15,763
But swearing in an app, no no no, that`s bad.
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Male 1,685
i vomit on that.
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Male 967
FUCI<ING SICK!!!! What kind of an 4SSHOLE thinks sadistic $hit like that up!?!?! I don`t think I need to tell anyone here I`d kick the $hit out of the motherfuI<er who thought that one up. Child abuse is something that you can`t joke about, EVER!!!!
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Male 3,755
Looking for the silver lining here:

Maybe it`s to demonstrate how easily shaking a baby can injure them? Perhaps? Probably not.

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Male 2,125
Yeah, mussie, I`d be really surprised if it didn`t
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Male 3,255
@kinjomusashi

"sorry but i hope to be a father soon so this stuff kinda bothers me..."

Don`t apologize for being a good person.

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Female 1,401
awful!
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Male 307
man, if only it were more realistic. i wanna get that shake a baby rush without the stupid legal garbage afterwards.

aw poo.
i feel like 4chans finally starting to wear on me..

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Male 3,255
@LadyIsis

Either people too young to have the natural human compassion towards children that has helped us get to where we are today, retards who think that shunning compassion makes them "leet, cool, underground, hardcore, ect...", and just plain old sadism enthusiasts.

Basically all the people that wouldn`t get invited into the nuclear war bunkers to help repopulate the earth after the fallout. :P

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Female 735
I WANT THAT
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Male 914
holy crap, i didn`t think this app was real...shame on you apple!! sorry but i hope to be a father soon so this stuff kinda bothers me...
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Male 6
Wait for it...

Some stupid bitch will kill her kid and blame her Iphone

You know its gonna happen

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Male 4,793
"who would want that app.?"

who WOULDNT?!

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Female 73
What a... morbid little game.. o_O;
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Male 7,933
I am so downloading that
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Female 403
who would want that app.?
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Male 10,440
I`m not even going to look at the link. Apps suck.
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Male 670
Always with the simulations. Why do it in real life when you can just fake it in something like the iPhone?

GOSH JUST GO OUT AND DO THINGS YOURSELF--oh wait.

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Female 385
so how is this suppose to be fun?
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Female 2,120
@WhenIsLunch
Me! One Baby Shaker, please.
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Male 363
horrible. not creative at all. unlike that one app where you can jiggle stuff. i never get tired of jiggling megan fox.
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Female 481
that`s disgusting.
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Female 122
Everybody is losing their collective minds over this thing. I expected unbridled carnage. Now that I`ve seen it, I don`t see what the big deal is.
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Female 267
"Damn, when I heard about this I thought you`d see a little baby flopping around and hitting the sides of the screen. Now that I`ve seen it`s not... it`s just not worth it."

I agree, I just dont see how this is funny or entertaining...

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Male 460
what idiot would buy that app
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Female 4,028
I am having trouble seeing the point. It`s just so dumb.
I mean, not even a little animated bouncing around and blood?!
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Female 4,197
thats just drated up
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Female 48
"Dark, disgusting, and it`ll make you hate yourself for laughing so hard."

sounds like a good thread on 4chan to me ;D

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Male 391
apple had to stop selling it because of too many complaints
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Female 48
haha awesome!
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Male 3,255
Wow, how tasteless. There truly is an app for everything, even for sub-human degenerates.
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Male 2,748
There`s and app for that, and they mean it.
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Male 1,497
"Damn, when I heard about this I thought you`d see a little baby flopping around and hitting the sides of the screen. Now that I`ve seen it`s not... it`s just not worth it."
~Completely agree here.
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Male 1,497
The only complaint I have is that it sucks. The boob app a while back was made better. At least the boobs moved when ya moved the phone, this is just a pic of a baby with a crying sound that gets red X`s over the eyes when ya shake the phone a lot. Boring, sorry. :/

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Male 310
wow, that was sick. But funny.
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Male 356
what an... AWESOME thing to put on an iPhone. seriously. too bad they killed it. People should really get a sense of humor. I want to shake the Gerber babies, too.
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Male 263
No they didnt...
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Female 1,043
they pulled it due to a lot of complaints recently.
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Male 1,078
lmao.
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Male 26
I never liked the iPhone, and all these pathetically useless apps for it just make me dislike it all the more. This is more pointless than the fog-window app, or the fart button app.
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Male 25,417
Wow what a useless application, my not get a real baby! at lease they will put you in a retirement home inf 40 years :)
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Female 205
thats sad..
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Male 626
I would get it if the pictures were replace with those whooping cough advertisement babies.

I hate their stupid faces.

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Male 9,305
Gallows humor -

Dark, disgusting, and it`ll make you hate yourself for laughing so hard.

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Male 282
yup
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Male 4,393
no :(
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Male 817
Damn, when I heard about this I thought you`d see a little baby flopping around and hitting the sides of the screen. Now that I`ve seen it`s not... it`s just not worth it.
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Male 381
wtf?!?! is that actually what hapens?! :|
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Male 1,220
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
shaken babies are the funniest thing i have ever seen.
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Male 339
terrible
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Female 297
Link: iPhone App: Baby Shaker [Rate Link] - So when the baby gets its eyes X`ed out, does that mean you`ve snapped its neck and he`s dead?
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