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Date: 04/30/09 03:17 PM

50 Responses to In Case Of Emergency, Push Red Button [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    Link: In Case Of Emergency, Push Red Button - If red button doesn`t work, you have one more option.
  2. Profile photo of Deadman3215
    Deadman3215 Male 18-29
    536 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  3. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    its not for emergency, its for service
  4. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    Can I do both at the same time?
  5. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    Or pull the fire alarm to get everyone`s attention.
  6. Profile photo of jogger1
    jogger1 Male 13-17
    149 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    NOOOO! HELP THE RED BUTTON DIDN`T WORK!!! HELP HElP HELP!!!
  7. Profile photo of train_trax
    train_trax Female 13-17
    167 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    What if the red button goes out of order...?
  8. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    is it because the fire alarm is locked? and u have to call someone down for the key to turn on the fire alarm? so people don`t just pull on it for fun? if so... then this is almost as dumb as the fire alarm trap that locks you in until a fireman gets you out...
  9. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    In the event of a fire, you should yell "HELP!! RAPE!!". Statistically, more people will pay attention than if you yell "Fire"
  10. Profile photo of Gigaman
    Gigaman Male 18-29
    161 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    "oh god! someone help DX the fire is raping meh!!!" XD
  11. Profile photo of lord_byron
    lord_byron Male 13-17
    307 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    erm.
    lol.
  12. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    When Microsoft starts building Red Fire Alarm buttons:

    "OMG there`s a fire!!!"

    "It looks like you`re trying to set off the fire alarm. Is that what you wanted to do?"

    "I can help you press the button more efficiently if you would like to answer a few questions for future reference"
    "OMG!!!"

    "It looks like your alarm button is out of date, would you like me to update it?"

    "I`m sorry, that alarm button is not compatible with this type of fire, I can update it if you like"

    "There are 310,231 button pressers in your area who fit your profile, would you like to make a date with one today?"

  13. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    Lionhart2 - "In the event of a fire, you should yell "HELP!! RAPE!!". Statistically, more people will pay attention than if you yell "Fire""

    I think you have it backwards, L2. I believe that more people show up if you yell fire.

  14. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    lol...nice to know you`ve got more than one option...
  15. Profile photo of ohlax
    ohlax Male 13-17
    818 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    haha lion
  16. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    Lion just made me laugh my head off.
  17. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    *Presses red button*
    "Thanks for pushing the RED BUTTON, and now the world will will be self-decructed..."
    ME: "Aw, sh*t"
    "... by a site called... 4chan."
    ME: "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
  18. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    @lion: One of my friends (though he is male) yelled "rape," and only a few people glanced over. >.>
  19. Profile photo of Shinoki
    Shinoki Male 30-39
    162 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    That was awesome!
  20. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    Yeah I think you`re right SamVines, I stand corrected. I knew it was something like that.
  21. Profile photo of PartyGirl93
    PartyGirl93 Female 13-17
    104 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    Seems like a foolproof plan to me! XD
  22. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    "Can I do both at the same time?"

    No, I tried. If you yell while pressing the button, it won`t work at all.

  23. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    O_o

    That is all.

  24. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    Or just use your mobile phone.
  25. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    Or just run while doing no. 2.
  26. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    ...thank you captain point out the obvious
  27. Profile photo of hoboriffic
    hoboriffic Female 30-39
    153 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    If I ever own my own building, I am going to make a "Darwin Edition" of this:

    In case of fire; RUN or SIT AND WAIT. 8-)

  28. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    Or do nothing.
  29. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    Heh awesome
  30. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    You`d think they would make the button at little bigger. Seems almost anti-climatic after the incredibly huge sign.
  31. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    lol i saw this 5 minutes ago on failblog.
  32. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    HAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
  33. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    You know what would be even better? Replace the red button with a green one.
  34. Profile photo of LordNick
    LordNick Male 18-29
    284 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    Sigh.., its just not complete without knowing the surroundings
  35. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 11:03 pm
    i agree with tvremote
    but anyway when finding myself in an emergency i usually go straight to yelling...
  36. Profile photo of Veggieman
    Veggieman Male 13-17
    338 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    HELP! HELP! SOMEBODY!! THE BUTTON ISN`T WORKING!!
  37. Profile photo of kat_iiejayne
    kat_iiejayne Female 13-17
    298 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 11:55 pm
    both works just as well
  38. Profile photo of Marcko98
    Marcko98 Male 18-29
    301 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:03 am
    "You know what would be even better? Replace the red button with a green one."

    Sucks to your green button!!!

  39. Profile photo of sjaakwortel
    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
    358 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:52 am
    3. put your hands in the air, run around in small circle and scream
  40. Profile photo of SexyZoe
    SexyZoe Female 13-17
    44 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 8:14 am
    ... wtf id just scream too...
  41. Profile photo of sovereign09
    sovereign09 Male 13-17
    59 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 10:16 am
    what if yelling doesnt works 0.0
  42. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 11:38 am
    They forgot run.
  43. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    lmao
  44. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    Hmmm...red button or red switch ... bed button or red switch ... bed button or red switch ... F*ck it, scream and run
  45. Profile photo of siriusblackz
    siriusblackz Female 13-17
    6 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    I`m out of strawberries i need the button
  46. Profile photo of toughnerd
    toughnerd Male 18-29
    49 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    Sovereign, yelling ALLWAYS works :-P

    I also have the button or switch conflict.

  47. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    HELP RED BUTTON YELL....idk how!
  48. Profile photo of OMGhesdead
    OMGhesdead Male 18-29
    11 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 9:21 am
    haha ^^
  49. Profile photo of the-emo57
    the-emo57 Female 13-17
    1 post
    November 21, 2009 at 10:43 am
    .....wtf

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