In Case Of Emergency, Push Red Button [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

If red button doesn"t work, you have one more option.
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Female 1
.....wtf
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Male 11
haha ^^
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Male 3,915
HELP RED BUTTON YELL....idk how!
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Male 49
Sovereign, yelling ALLWAYS works :-P

I also have the button or switch conflict.

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Female 6
I`m out of strawberries i need the button
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Male 2,229
Hmmm...red button or red switch ... bed button or red switch ... bed button or red switch ... F*ck it, scream and run
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Female 5,222
lmao
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Male 848
They forgot run.
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Male 59
what if yelling doesnt works 0.0
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Female 44
... wtf id just scream too...
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Male 358
3. put your hands in the air, run around in small circle and scream
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Male 301
"You know what would be even better? Replace the red button with a green one."

Sucks to your green button!!!

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Female 298
both works just as well
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Male 338
HELP! HELP! SOMEBODY!! THE BUTTON ISN`T WORKING!!
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Female 1,269
i agree with tvremote
but anyway when finding myself in an emergency i usually go straight to yelling...
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Male 283
Sigh.., its just not complete without knowing the surroundings
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Male 2,125
You know what would be even better? Replace the red button with a green one.
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Female 609
HAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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Female 646
lol i saw this 5 minutes ago on failblog.
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Male 447
You`d think they would make the button at little bigger. Seems almost anti-climatic after the incredibly huge sign.
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Male 10,845
Heh awesome
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Female 2,064
Or do nothing.
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Female 153
If I ever own my own building, I am going to make a "Darwin Edition" of this:

In case of fire; RUN or SIT AND WAIT. 8-)

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Male 7,933
...thank you captain point out the obvious
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Male 5,190
I really wanna push the Red Button.
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Male 2,395
Or just run while doing no. 2.
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Male 11,740
Or just use your mobile phone.
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Male 4,012
O_o

That is all.

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Male 3,756
"Can I do both at the same time?"

No, I tried. If you yell while pressing the button, it won`t work at all.

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Female 104
Seems like a foolproof plan to me! XD
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Male 8,302
Yeah I think you`re right SamVines, I stand corrected. I knew it was something like that.
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Male 162
That was awesome!
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Female 1,231
@lion: One of my friends (though he is male) yelled "rape," and only a few people glanced over. >.>
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Female 9,400
*Presses red button*
"Thanks for pushing the RED BUTTON, and now the world will will be self-decructed..."
ME: "Aw, sh*t"
"... by a site called... 4chan."
ME: "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
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Female 857
Lion just made me laugh my head off.
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Male 818
haha lion
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Male 914
lol...nice to know you`ve got more than one option...
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Male 619
Lionhart2 - "In the event of a fire, you should yell "HELP!! RAPE!!". Statistically, more people will pay attention than if you yell "Fire""

I think you have it backwards, L2. I believe that more people show up if you yell fire.

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Male 8,302
When Microsoft starts building Red Fire Alarm buttons:

"OMG there`s a fire!!!"
[Presses big red fire button]
"It looks like you`re trying to set off the fire alarm. Is that what you wanted to do?"
[PRESS]
"I can help you press the button more efficiently if you would like to answer a few questions for future reference"
"OMG!!!"
[PRESS PRESS PRESS]
"It looks like your alarm button is out of date, would you like me to update it?"
[PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS]
"I`m sorry, that alarm button is not compatible with this type of fire, I can update it if you like"
[P R E S S ! ! !]
"There are 310,231 button pressers in your area who fit your profile, would you like to make a date with one today?"

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Male 307
erm.
lol.
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Male 161
"oh god! someone help DX the fire is raping meh!!!" XD
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Male 8,302
In the event of a fire, you should yell "HELP!! RAPE!!". Statistically, more people will pay attention than if you yell "Fire"
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Male 2,199
is it because the fire alarm is locked? and u have to call someone down for the key to turn on the fire alarm? so people don`t just pull on it for fun? if so... then this is almost as dumb as the fire alarm trap that locks you in until a fireman gets you out...
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Female 167
What if the red button goes out of order...?
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Male 149
NOOOO! HELP THE RED BUTTON DIDN`T WORK!!! HELP HElP HELP!!!
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Male 772
Or pull the fire alarm to get everyone`s attention.
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Female 15,763
Can I do both at the same time?
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Male 599
its not for emergency, its for service
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Male 536
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Male 19,840
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