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Date: 04/14/09 03:23 PM

234 Responses to Image That Shows You`ve Failed As A Parent [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18848 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    Link: Image That Shows You`ve Failed As A Parent - This also works when it`s titled, `Image That Shows You`ve Failed As A Teenager.`
  2. Profile photo of sculptress
    sculptress Female 18-29
    101 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    the good ones grow out of it.
  3. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    Yup, thats a pretty big failure on both parts.
  4. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    Now that kid is hardcore.
  5. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    not only are they weird, theyre retarded

    the knife is upside down

    also you go down the road, not across the street, if you want some damage

  6. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    Early Halloween costume planning FTW :D
  7. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    DO IT!
  8. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    I agree, do it! PLEASE!
  9. Profile photo of LostSurfer
    LostSurfer Male 18-29
    19 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    Knife Dont even look real
  10. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    habbazoot,
    the knife isn`t upside, its got a sharp edge and a serrated edge, if you look, you can even see the filed down blade
  11. Profile photo of Falcore
    Falcore Male 18-29
    182 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    wow habbazoot. the knife is not upside down and cutting across does way more damage than vertically.
  12. Profile photo of thebandit
    thebandit Male 18-29
    362 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    does it bother anyone else that he didnt cover his entire bottom lip with lipstick?
  13. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    Nooooooo, not Nightwiiish! D:
    People like him are the reasons I hate liking the things I do. -__________-`
  14. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    you wear black makeup listen to bands whos only lyrics "i hate my life" and you wonder why you`re in a bad place right now? here`s a hint laugh or do it
  15. Profile photo of Raisingfear6
    Raisingfear6 Male 18-29
    125 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    You can only look so tough wearing a nightwish shirt
  16. Profile photo of MOTBO
    MOTBO Male 18-29
    153 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    Sigh, and that is such a good band too. Way to missrepresent.
  17. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    Cheer up Grumpy
  18. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    That band sucks ass, GTFO.
  19. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    LMAO NIGHTWISH!
  20. Profile photo of Number3
    Number3 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    Remember kids: Down the road, not across the street.
  21. Profile photo of Jilana
    Jilana Female 13-17
    254 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    let`s all have an argument about the best way to commit suicide.
  22. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    he looks like my cousin...except way gayer....is "gayer" even a real word??
  23. Profile photo of hwkiller
    hwkiller Male 18-29
    490 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    I think he`s just trying to trim down his fat.

    Jesus, why does he think that`s "hardcore?"

    You`re wearing makeup, you`re chubby, and almost considering that knife to be fake.
    Nice nails though. *roll eyes*

    1) Natural selection
    2) I dislike society too, but I don`t have to look like a freak to express it.

  24. Profile photo of Zombiemike
    Zombiemike Male 18-29
    552 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    Nightwish is a joke. I hope that rubber knife is sharp enough to do some damage
  25. Profile photo of SmoyBuddy1
    SmoyBuddy1 Female 13-17
    99 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    Silly mall goths.
  26. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    when this first popped up, all i could see was his torso, and i thought "well thats not so bad" but then....
  27. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    OMG HE`S SO HARDCORE!
  28. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    Well, aren`t you just hardcore, Chubby McMakeup?
  29. Profile photo of whipplefunk
    whipplefunk Male 30-39
    1053 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    Nice plastic knife. Have fun with that champ.
  30. Profile photo of pandaiscool
    pandaiscool Male 13-17
    11 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    Lol you`re supposed to slit vertically anyway, not across the wrist.
    A geeky friend of mine told me that
  31. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    lawl, that kid is full of fail.
  32. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    aw, he`s so goth he`s dead!

    see that`s what happens when you drink and do hard drugs half way through your pregnancy!

  33. Profile photo of commentClown
    commentClown Male 13-17
    127 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    Oh Emm Gee!!
    That kid is such an individual!


    He Must Have Been The Toughest Kid In The Store, When He Bought That Makeup.

  34. Profile photo of moojuiceman
    moojuiceman Male 18-29
    924 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    stupid people who pretend to slit their wrists like that. the artery goes through the middle of the arm between the bones, nice job cutting your veins open you stupid emo. youre in for about half an hour of bleeding clotting and not being able to move your wrist, that must make you REALLY tough
  35. Profile photo of BumBanditFan
    BumBanditFan Male 13-17
    3 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    He acctually looks pretty drating cool
  36. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    Oh god... D:
    That kid, just from this picture, makes me want to cut myself.
  37. Profile photo of xxvalentinex
    xxvalentinex Female 18-29
    10 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    apprently no one has taught him how to put on lipstick either...I don`t know if thats a good thing or a bad thing.
  38. Profile photo of Elvi739
    Elvi739 Female 13-17
    481 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    poor thing :(
  39. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    Watch your thumb, that baby`s serrated.
  40. Profile photo of FixTheYellow
    FixTheYellow Female 18-29
    192 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:04 pm
    *sigh* SOOOO glad I made it through that `phase`, and my `phase` never got that bad...

    I want to know who this kid is and where he lives so I can hug him and listen to what`s wrong... And so I can show him pretty things about living and make him happy. ^^

  41. Profile photo of stencilcat
    stencilcat Female 18-29
    67 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    Oh u dumb little EMO!!! Dont cut like that!!
    Death is down the highway not across the street!!
  42. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    Parental Fail.
  43. Profile photo of Cheese84o6
    Cheese84o6 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    This is absolutely disgusting, any kid who thinks cutting is cool or something should be shanked repeatedly.

    I have had several friends that have had problems with cutting, "emo" and not, none of them thought it was "cool". The measures they went through to hide it are amazing, it`s a problem not a statement. I want to hit this kid really hard.

  44. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    f*kers doing it wrong.
  45. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    woah! you and your plastic knife! BE CAREFUL!!
  46. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:11 pm
    ... I`m at a loss for words. That doesn`t happen often.
  47. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    He was obviously too fat to be a jock so he went down this road instead...or rather across...idiot.
  48. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    That knife is plastic. This is all art to him.
  49. Profile photo of delete_radio
    delete_radio Female 13-17
    150 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    I used to be like that x)
    So I wouldn`t be surprised if anything happens.
  50. Profile photo of POISONctrl
    POISONctrl Female 13-17
    31 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    Woah. Everything about this lad is very wrong.
  51. Profile photo of alk3v
    alk3v Male 18-29
    340 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    Wow fail. `Cutting` photos are retarded and insult those with mental illness.
    Also Nightwish is also a pooty poser band... nothing near true black metal or anything.
  52. Profile photo of Maximo18
    Maximo18 Male 18-29
    33 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    You`re supposed to cut down the arm, not across.
  53. Profile photo of buttersisluv
    buttersisluv Female 18-29
    362 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    alk3v: "Cutting photos are retarded and insult those with mental illness."

    Ironically, so do you.

    ---

    I bet he`s "bicurious" too.

  54. Profile photo of teelelen
    teelelen Male 18-29
    32 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    Is that a dude?
  55. Profile photo of Thepwnsher
    Thepwnsher Male 13-17
    283 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    Maximo18 lol
  56. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    I`ve learned a little too much about the proper way to commit suicide by reading these comments...
  57. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    Cut the carotid, it`s quicker.
  58. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    I saw his lips and, I poo you not, I laughed the most obnoxious laugh ever.
  59. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    down the road not across the street
  60. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    "Well, aren`t you just hardcore, Chubby McMakeup?"

    That is the quote of the week to me.

  61. Profile photo of cheyobi
    cheyobi Female 18-29
    85 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    Poor child.

    Either hugged too much or hugged too little.

  62. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    so much failure...so much failure
  63. Profile photo of deadpopstar
    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    I pity him.

    How confused and misguided would you have to be to think this is cool?

  64. Profile photo of shinsvaka
    shinsvaka Male 18-29
    308 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    Down the street not across.. lol, he`s such a noob at cutting. see im a professional, i get paid to. :S jk
  65. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    He/She really needs to see what other people go through in life.
  66. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    Damn.....
  67. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    Attention whore...
  68. Profile photo of BrokenlGlass
    BrokenlGlass Male 13-17
    26 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    He`s not doing it right!

    He doesn`t have the cutting edge against his wrist.

  69. Profile photo of Mariam67
    Mariam67 Female 18-29
    173 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    Myspace?
  70. Profile photo of jadoig
    jadoig Male 30-39
    434 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    Oh come on now! Down the street, not across it. When will these kids learn?
  71. Profile photo of MadhatterVTR
    MadhatterVTR Male 18-29
    198 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    I think hes trying to shoot webs out of his hand, just looks like hes trying to do the spider man to me.
  72. Profile photo of jadoig
    jadoig Male 30-39
    434 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    LOL I really have to start reading comments before I post. 5 comments the same on this page alone.
  73. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    man they really did fail... any REAL fan of the occult knows a true satanic pentagram is an upside down star with the bottom point much longer than the rest
  74. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    Someone needs to teach him how to put on lipstick, seriously.
    *shakes head in shame*
  75. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    lol oh come on everyone, don`t be so mad at him! lets all just lol this stupid phase away! if we humiliate them enough, the cutting won`t be rebellious anymore, right? "L-O-L, L-O-L"
  76. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    >Oh come on now! Down the street, not across it. When will these kids learn?

    And use the SERRATED edge of the knife! If your only use is to kill yourself as a lesson to others, at least do it properly!

  77. Profile photo of Bat_Girl
    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
    323 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    this is sad. and creepy.
  78. Profile photo of XEmo_RazorXo
    XEmo_RazorXo Female 13-17
    24 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    oh give me a break....
  79. Profile photo of Leiaisluf
    Leiaisluf Female 13-17
    192 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    Ugh, that shade of lipstick.
  80. Profile photo of MadhatterVTR
    MadhatterVTR Male 18-29
    198 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    I doubt this kid even knows that nightwish changed lead singers... and now suck.
  81. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    do it
  82. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    LMFAO EMO RAZOR COMMENTING "GIMMIE A BREAK"

    yeah show this punk how its really done

  83. Profile photo of petrock6
    petrock6 Male 30-39
    9 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    God damnit.
    Nightwish used to kick ass.
    Sad to see their lead singer change, now cutters are getting into all that poo.
  84. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    Aww I just feel sorry for the kid.
  85. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    Is it bad if my first thought was, "THIS GUY`S A PARENT!? Oh... I bet it`s talking about HIS parents..."

    >_>;

  86. Profile photo of SharayaAnne
    SharayaAnne Female 18-29
    152 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    Dude... its walk down the block not across the street. Do it right -.-
  87. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    God, this kid is so fake, if you`re going to cut yourself remember; It`s down the road not accross the street.

    o.0

  88. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    Damn, Sharaya beat me too the mark....
  89. Profile photo of eljusticiero
    eljusticiero Male 18-29
    19 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    lard ass ...........stick some dynamite up your ass and light the fuse...that will make you a star.!!

    mother fuc*** EMOS....

  90. Profile photo of Justbeodd
    Justbeodd Female 13-17
    250 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    He is a lipstick fail. And isnt a plastic knife?
  91. Profile photo of shinsvaka
    shinsvaka Male 18-29
    308 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    well you know, i like kittens too, but he doesnt have to cut himself about it >_> geez
  92. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    First, wow eljusticiero - way to place stereotypes.
    Second - this kid is just an attention whore at its best.
  93. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    wow...his life must suck

    i can understand the knife thing; i mean look at him

  94. Profile photo of theforrest
    theforrest Male 18-29
    118 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    hahahahaha

    and nightwish actually has some talent.

  95. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    because putting on lipstick (badly) and holding a knife to your wrist is TOTALLY gonna win you some friends!
  96. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    I actually like Nightwish. D: What a disgrace.
  97. Profile photo of frumgf
    frumgf Female 18-29
    164 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    What myspace was this taken from? I`d love to see the rest of this kid`s pictures. He`s hilarious.
  98. Profile photo of Kleio
    Kleio Female 13-17
    58 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    Aww, I like Nightwish. :(
  99. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    is it just me or does that knife have a dull plastic look to it?
  100. Profile photo of ladycroft218
    ladycroft218 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    the "I must be emo" song popped into my head instantly... and now it`s stuck in my head, rawr.
  101. Profile photo of Kleio
    Kleio Female 13-17
    58 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    Aww, I like Nightwish. :(
  102. Profile photo of Laarye
    Laarye Male 18-29
    20 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    It looks fake and plastic because it is, as emo`s just act like they`re going to kill themselves.
  103. Profile photo of Eldricht
    Eldricht Male 18-29
    295 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    Ugh... his necklace, i wonder how much he really know about the wiccan religion, or even if he knows it`s a wiccan symbol, not some demonic symbol.

    Guh, kids

  104. Profile photo of Khast
    Khast Male 30-39
    183 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    Nightwish is a cool band....the kid is a loser.
  105. Profile photo of Geliax
    Geliax Male 18-29
    46 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    I was thinking the same thing about the necklace, but I also think he`s hilarious
  106. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    I kinda zoned out looking at that thing.
    Weird
  107. Profile photo of Lockon
    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    I always wonder what happens to kids like this when they reach adulthood.
  108. Profile photo of Kriistenn
    Kriistenn Female 13-17
    21 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    Um.. isn`t the knife supposed to facing the OTHER way?
  109. Profile photo of
    WJZIV
    32 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    i still have the candy man song stuck in my head from something else...its weird thinking of that and seeing this at the same time, just messes things up :P
  110. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    search `sargent ken` on myspace.
    spelt like that
    i call shenannigans, but its funny anyways becuase the people on his profile ARE real somewhere..
  111. Profile photo of 42467
    42467 Male 18-29
    743 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    Lockon, I wonder the same thing. I suppose we`ll find out in ten years?
  112. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    actually, scott, i did

    about 5 pages ago

    with probably 50 comments saying the same thing

  113. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    I blame Nightwish... and video games... and drugs.. and TV and magazines and Hip Hop and the schools.

    I don`t however blame the parents. Nope, it`s definitely not their fault.

  114. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 4:57 pm
    Is that a guy or a girl? Sorry, I can`t really tell if the kid is one or the other.
  115. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    honestly.. i think the only failure is that he`s trying to be cool.. slitting his wrists.. the wrong way
  116. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    What a dumbass;
    fake knife
    bad make-up
    misappropriating religious symbols
    disgracing a cool band
    Makes for a TOTAL Fail
  117. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    panth, try both
  118. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    wow. o.o i see people like him on the bus all the time, and i`m still scared
  119. Profile photo of metalmadame
    metalmadame Female 18-29
    2 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    D< Stupid kid. Soiling the name of Nightwish. Stuuuuupid.
  120. Profile photo of Lock_Face
    Lock_Face Male 18-29
    16 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    GO UP TO STREET, NOT ACROSS YOU EMO drat!
  121. Profile photo of Empyrea_Fall
    Empyrea_Fall Male 18-29
    23 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    he`s only that miserable because he had to buy that shirt at the mall.
  122. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    DO ET
  123. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    stupid punk
  124. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    What a wanker. Wash your hair, wash your face, change your clothes, remove that nail polish and go find some hacking friends. Aren`t we done with emo-ness yet? Mooooove on.
  125. Profile photo of cabbitt
    cabbitt Female 18-29
    312 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    I WISH YOU WOULD!
  126. Profile photo of Kurei
    Kurei Male 18-29
    58 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    what`s wrong with nightwish?
  127. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    Great Band..Friggin poser moron. Black lipstick does not suit him and if he thinks he is being "goth" he is far far from it. I actually used this picture in a blog of mine explaining what goth is not.
  128. Profile photo of ohsnap112
    ohsnap112 Female 18-29
    31 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    down the street not across it. loser doesnt even know how to kill himself properly
  129. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    I don`t know what`s more irritating:

    Knowing people like this exist

    OR

    All the people on here thinking they`re original for repeating, "Down the road, not across the street" (or any variation there of) about five-hundred times.

  130. Profile photo of FireEmerald
    FireEmerald Male 13-17
    174 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    `down the street not across it. loser doesnt even know how to kill himself properly`

    Thats because most of these `people` don`t have the balls to kill themselves or the circumstances slightly to justify it, they`re just attention seeking.

  131. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    As you can tell by the kid`s right hand this was actually the alternate ending to Spiderman 3.
  132. Profile photo of kat_iiejayne
    kat_iiejayne Female 13-17
    298 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    nightwish is awesome.
    but that shiz is scary.
    emo spideyman,
  133. Profile photo of FixTheYellow
    FixTheYellow Female 18-29
    192 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    I think I figured out why it`s so sad...

    IT`S A GIRL.

  134. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    Is that a guy or a just a really flat chested girl... and, im sorry, i can`t feel sorry for someone who looks like that and thinks that pretending to commit suicide is a good way to get attention.
  135. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    LMFAO Nightwish, this guy can`t even listen to metal properly. Go ahead buddy, kill yourself....Nobody will miss you!
  136. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    I really don`t feel any sympathy for him/her/it.
  137. Profile photo of snoopdawgg
    snoopdawgg Male 18-29
    481 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    nothing wrong with killing pork
  138. Profile photo of mandiemonkie
    mandiemonkie Female 18-29
    46 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    He`s doing it wrong... That kid needs to do the world a favor and rotate that knife.
  139. Profile photo of aquazuba
    aquazuba Male 18-29
    426 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 7:12 pm
    hey...i like nightwish!
  140. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    BrimstoneOne
    Male, 30-39, Canada
    185 Posts Tuesday, April 14, 2009 5:00:30 PM
    What a dumbass;
    fake knife
    bad make-up
    misappropriating religious symbols
    disgracing a cool band
    Makes for a TOTAL Fail

    NO its fail times 5 :P

  141. Profile photo of BChrdcoRE
    BChrdcoRE Male 18-29
    48 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    Is there a follow up pic to this one?
  142. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    It`s not really down the road or across the street...it`s more of a diagonal motion you know...so you can be sure you hit the veins and arteries properly.
  143. Profile photo of harrydick
    harrydick Male 18-29
    332 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    Fatty is going to need a bigger knife to cut through those layers of fat.
  144. Profile photo of Malakos
    Malakos Male 18-29
    113 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    Nightwish is quite awesome.
  145. Profile photo of lightingbug
    lightingbug Male 30-39
    181 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    At least he took his pale ass outside to end it all.
  146. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    lol omg he fails at being hardcore
  147. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 9:05 pm
    Just full of so much fail. Didn`t know it was THAT possible. Makes me feel normal.
    Nightwish is a pretty good band tho...shame he`s wearing their shirt =\
  148. Profile photo of ManicWolf
    ManicWolf Female 18-29
    62 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 9:07 pm
    Down the road, not across the street! ...Do I get a prize for being the 100th comment using that phrase? What? There`s not been 100 comments saying that yet? Ah well, I`ll give it another day or so.
  149. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 9:15 pm
    Or it means you win as a parent, You don`t need that thing in the family anyways.
  150. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    LoLz
    Suicidal Spiderman
  151. Profile photo of SavageNation
    SavageNation Male 40-49
    186 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    The Dollar Tree plastic knife is simply the best! Nothing quite scream bad a** like a China made toy to look lethal!
  152. Profile photo of fillemorte
    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 9:37 pm
    lols pathetic
  153. Profile photo of mamerv
    mamerv Male 18-29
    328 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 9:37 pm
    Usually I laugh at people like this but something tells me he`s heard enough laughing at his sake in his lifetime. If only he had learn that self esteem usually increases when you don`t try to cut your wrists with plastic knife.
  154. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 10:00 pm
    wait...that`s a guy?!
  155. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 10:13 pm
    This poor guy keeps getting picked on!
  156. Profile photo of dustercat21
    dustercat21 Female 18-29
    121 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    i gotta say... i like nightwish, which is why this is pathetic... its not emo goth $hit at all!
  157. Profile photo of Calderis
    Calderis Male 18-29
    326 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 11:06 pm
    Holy crap is that the guy who posted that youtube video looking for a girlfriend, who said he was-bipolar, but couldn`t feel emotions? Looks like the same dude.
  158. Profile photo of xx8sic9xx
    xx8sic9xx Male 18-29
    9 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 11:18 pm
    oh dude come on. he did that on purpose just so the pic would get around
  159. Profile photo of OverTheMoo
    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
    460 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 12:09 am
    Poser. Least he could do is get a REAL knife.
  160. Profile photo of zombiejedi
    zombiejedi Male 18-29
    57 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 12:37 am
    I love Nightwish and it dosent make you look like that or suicidel. kids a poser. he should go listen to [email protected] music and get a real knife.
  161. Profile photo of Panicdevil23
    Panicdevil23 Female 13-17
    159 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 12:39 am
    That kid doesn`t even have cut marks on his arms...
    And most people consider it poser if you cut.
  162. Profile photo of iSteal
    iSteal Male 18-29
    153 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 1:03 am
    that`s some nice foliage
  163. Profile photo of ceruchaoman
    ceruchaoman Male 13-17
    31 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 1:31 am
    He fails at failing. And no, that wasn`t a double negative ¬¬
  164. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 2:28 am
    Hahahaha! The knife is plastic! Unless it`s made of something like pewter or lead (which I highly doubt) it would be at least a little bit shiny.
  165. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 3:04 am
    Pictures like this make me question humanity.

    Sad part is, his parents are probably similar.

  166. Profile photo of aussieguy29
    aussieguy29 Male 18-29
    420 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 3:13 am
    DO IT
  167. Profile photo of Sinn
    Sinn Male 18-29
    284 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 3:26 am
    down the lane, not across the tracks... dude fails at failing...
  168. Profile photo of Jimboom
    Jimboom Male 18-29
    45 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 4:48 am
    You can do it!! Cut your drating hand off!!!

    But first get yourself a proper knife instead of that little toothpick.

    Nobody would miss you.

  169. Profile photo of mardraum
    mardraum Male 18-29
    220 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 5:01 am
    PHONY!
  170. Profile photo of Reeeych
    Reeeych Female 18-29
    18 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 5:16 am
    Oh, bless. He`s not even holding the knife the right way up.
  171. Profile photo of saintnick
    saintnick Male 13-17
    270 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 5:27 am
    i think you should all rally together & remove him & his parents.

    lemmings

  172. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 5:28 am
    I`d cut myself too, if I had that t-shirt...
  173. Profile photo of smo
    smo Female 18-29
    351 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 5:42 am
    Little bit harder with the knife..
  174. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 5:49 am
    poser....
  175. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 6:59 am
    Down the road, not across.
  176. Profile photo of Janitorsmop
    Janitorsmop Male 13-17
    3 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 7:29 am
    He stole Action Man`s plastic knife!
  177. Profile photo of Tominatrix
    Tominatrix Male 13-17
    152 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 8:56 am
    he`s been sucking on a squid o.O
  178. Profile photo of DaniDrkHrt
    DaniDrkHrt Female 18-29
    212 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 9:19 am
    I think a serrated edge would be much more hardcore. Poser.
  179. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 10:29 am
    He`s about as edgy as underoos.
  180. Profile photo of nakedshooter
    nakedshooter Male 13-17
    25 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 10:36 am
    Of poo, Nightiwish!!! drat YEEAAAH \m/... he must be hardcore..
  181. Profile photo of boglob
    boglob Male 18-29
    63 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 10:57 am
    Do it you pussy
  182. Profile photo of dreadqueen00
    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
    331 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 11:08 am
    Hey.....is that the scary kid who put up the YouTube video looking for a girlfriend???? Looks a lot like him!!

    And Nightwish is great...but I`m thinking him wearing that t-shirt takes away from some of the impact.

  183. Profile photo of Lou-Saydus
    Lou-Saydus Male 13-17
    216 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 11:11 am
    what an idiot, he`s going the wrong way. Everyone knows you slash down the wrist not across. /facepalm
  184. Profile photo of bianchi
    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 11:27 am
    My future husband right there.
  185. Profile photo of MBlazel
    MBlazel Male 13-17
    135 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 11:42 am
    He should stop eating coal.
  186. Profile photo of tannerb924
    tannerb924 Male 18-29
    488 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    faggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
  187. Profile photo of vague
    vague Female 13-17
    4 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    hehe, maybe he`s just trying to get the spidey stuff out of his wrist.
    his hand makes it look like he`s about to shoot webs!
  188. Profile photo of mrtatulas
    mrtatulas Male 18-29
    271 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    Hahahahaha, Nightwish.
  189. Profile photo of Faith13HF
    Faith13HF Male 13-17
    75 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    /sigh
  190. Profile photo of PnkRngr
    PnkRngr Female 18-29
    10 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    Wish there was an after phto... curious to see if the little faggot went through with it
  191. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    But he`s cutting it wrong -.-
  192. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    How many Epic Fails do you see in this picture? Answer: Nineteen. At least.
  193. Profile photo of deadguy83
    deadguy83 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    Nothing wrong with Nightwish...maybe.
  194. Profile photo of can-i-say
    can-i-say Male 13-17
    138 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    "Don`t do it Dan! Dan don`t do it! Don`t do- awh drat it he`s not going to.."
  195. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    I thought that was a girl..
  196. Profile photo of bejoty
    bejoty Female 13-17
    83 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    the gender is questionable
  197. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    yh jason i count 19 too :P
  198. Profile photo of gpig07
    gpig07 Male 18-29
    16 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    lol nightwish it`s funny cuz it`s not a real band
  199. Profile photo of LucaStefan
    LucaStefan Male 13-17
    20 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    He`ll have to cut deep to find the veins.
  200. Profile photo of warmouth32
    warmouth32 Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 15, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    c`mon guys you dont need to be picking on the kid in his senior pic
  201. Profile photo of RationalEyes
    RationalEyes Female 18-29
    4 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    @gpig07

    Umm, Nightwish is a real band. A good one, at that.

  202. Profile photo of pageturner8
    pageturner8 Female 13-17
    48 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    eewww.

    that fatty is trying waaayyyy too hard.

    I bet he doesn`t even listen to nightwish

  203. Profile photo of Xanctuary
    Xanctuary Female 13-17
    6 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    What makes this funny is that he`s trying to be dark, but its sunny and bright behind him.
    Ew, black lipstick is GROSS.
    And uh, Nightwish is a real band. o.o; Look them up sometime.
  204. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    I resent the fact that Nightwish (one of these kinds of bands that I actually like) is used by dreck like this as a way to "express their inner darkness" and get all melancholy. As people before me have said, he probably doesn`t even -listen- to them... what a little bitch.

    Plus, he`s cutting sideways, which shows that he`s just an idiot who jokes about that crap to look cool.

    TRYING TOO HARD FAIL.

  205. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    Deere creeepy!
  206. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    Eeeee***
    Whoops
  207. Profile photo of aduan
    aduan Male 18-29
    46 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    looks like a kid that goes to my school, haha just cause hes a dratup now doesn`t mean he`ll be a dratup 10 years from now, i wish i went through everybad thing in life before i hit 15 so i could learn the big picture then
  208. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    Deere creeepy!
  209. Profile photo of Erunen
    Erunen Male 18-29
    190 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    This is what happens when you let your boy get into mum`s Make-up.
  210. Profile photo of Mikey-EH
    Mikey-EH Male 18-29
    27 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    Oh sorry i didnt realise the emphasis was on his emo and clearly minority state of being, i was more concentrated on his large amount of being }-)
  211. Profile photo of dance4life
    dance4life Female 18-29
    209 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    Whoa...that`s pretty much all i have to say about that one. his momma must be so proud
  212. Profile photo of Jay2645
    Jay2645 Male 13-17
    140 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    No real marks on his arms.
    Knife isn`t shiny enough.

    He`s one of those fakes who do it for attention. If he really DID do it, even a few times, you would KNOW. Those marks, even when they`re years-old scars, show up in pictures very easily.

  213. Profile photo of BrandySnap
    BrandySnap Female 18-29
    165 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 5:58 am
    Jay2645 agreed. That knife is plastic. Also...why the fu*k is he even "cutting" himself. He`s a goth not an emo. The kid even fails at being a social failure. Ultimate success!
  214. Profile photo of Keisori
    Keisori Male 13-17
    11 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 6:49 am
    Tis unfortunate the type of people who listen to nightwish. Nightwish is good stuff and people like this make it seem like poo xD
  215. Profile photo of cahalla
    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 10:56 am
    what an idiot
  216. Profile photo of icantthink41
    icantthink41 Male 18-29
    350 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    I like nightwish!
  217. Profile photo of natanielf
    natanielf Male 18-29
    22 posts
    April 17, 2009 at 12:50 am
    do the world a favor and DO IT!
  218. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    April 17, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    That`s the thing I love about suicide bombers and emos, they are slowly ensuring their own extinction...
  219. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    April 17, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    Sir, may I thank you for removing yourself from the gene pool.
  220. Profile photo of anaxaretec
    anaxaretec Female 13-17
    31 posts
    April 17, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    Yuck, I hate emo/goth crap. It`s like trying to be different for the sake of fitting in. Only an idiot would dress like that. Or a teenager.
  221. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 1:19 am
    This only made me LMFAO. XD
  222. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    That knife looks very plastic to me. Hahaha.
  223. Profile photo of Jazzeh
    Jazzeh Female 13-17
    464 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    That kid must think he`s SO cool with his mom`s lipstick and his sister`s nightwish t-shirt.
  224. Profile photo of UnderstandMe
    UnderstandMe Female 18-29
    1 post
    April 19, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    Some one has got issues.
  225. Profile photo of kreator86
    kreator86 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    yeah thats bad. but nightwish isnt emo. theyre power metal (which is one of the worst music genres ever),but theyre not that bad.
  226. Profile photo of SoMeMeXiCaN
    SoMeMeXiCaN Male 13-17
    149 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    Nice fake knife ya got there buddy.
  227. Profile photo of RedSekhmet
    RedSekhmet Female 18-29
    14 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 6:07 am
    Knife is plastic. Emo kid fail. Parenting fail. Fail all around here.
  228. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 11:04 am
    fake or not, u gotts be dumb to pose and put this on the internet...
  229. Profile photo of MsAnthropos
    MsAnthropos Female 18-29
    51 posts
    December 22, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    "yeah thats bad. but nightwish isnt emo. theyre power metal (which is one of the worst music genres ever" - That`s all a matter of opinion. Let me guess, and 50 cents is yer FAVORITE rapper? :D
  230. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    December 29, 2009 at 11:30 pm
    I like nightwish. For some reason I hate it when posers like things that I like.
  231. Profile photo of felena
    felena Female 13-17
    381 posts
    February 12, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    I`d feel like I had failed too, if my son was emo and couldn`t even put on lipstick. Tsk tsk tsk.
  232. Profile photo of insanepirate
    insanepirate Female 18-29
    364 posts
    September 14, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    Nightwish is an awesome band, but this kid sucks. His lipstick sucks, his necklace sucks, and his plastic knife sucks.
  233. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    February 25, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    ugh, how dare he bring Night Wish into his Emoness? >_<

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