Image That Shows You`ve Failed As A Parent [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Misc

This also works when it"s titled, "Image That Shows You"ve Failed As A Teenager."
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Female 1,203
ugh, how dare he bring Night Wish into his Emoness? >_<
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Female 364
Nightwish is an awesome band, but this kid sucks. His lipstick sucks, his necklace sucks, and his plastic knife sucks.
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Female 381
I`d feel like I had failed too, if my son was emo and couldn`t even put on lipstick. Tsk tsk tsk.
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Male 893
I like nightwish. For some reason I hate it when posers like things that I like.
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Female 51
"yeah thats bad. but nightwish isnt emo. theyre power metal (which is one of the worst music genres ever" - That`s all a matter of opinion. Let me guess, and 50 cents is yer FAVORITE rapper? :D
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Female 3,828
fake or not, u gotts be dumb to pose and put this on the internet...
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Female 14
Knife is plastic. Emo kid fail. Parenting fail. Fail all around here.
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Male 5,189
Do it do it! Get out the gene pool!
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Male 147
Nice fake knife ya got there buddy.
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Male 11
yeah thats bad. but nightwish isnt emo. theyre power metal (which is one of the worst music genres ever),but theyre not that bad.
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Female 1
Some one has got issues.
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Female 464
That kid must think he`s SO cool with his mom`s lipstick and his sister`s nightwish t-shirt.
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Female 2,064
That knife looks very plastic to me. Hahaha.
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Male 991
This only made me LMFAO. XD
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Female 31
Yuck, I hate emo/goth crap. It`s like trying to be different for the sake of fitting in. Only an idiot would dress like that. Or a teenager.
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Male 499
Sir, may I thank you for removing yourself from the gene pool.
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Male 499
That`s the thing I love about suicide bombers and emos, they are slowly ensuring their own extinction...
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Male 22
do the world a favor and DO IT!
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Male 350
I like nightwish!
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Female 961
what an idiot
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Male 11
Tis unfortunate the type of people who listen to nightwish. Nightwish is good stuff and people like this make it seem like poo xD
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Female 165
Jay2645 agreed. That knife is plastic. Also...why the fu*k is he even "cutting" himself. He`s a goth not an emo. The kid even fails at being a social failure. Ultimate success!
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Male 140
No real marks on his arms.
Knife isn`t shiny enough.

He`s one of those fakes who do it for attention. If he really DID do it, even a few times, you would KNOW. Those marks, even when they`re years-old scars, show up in pictures very easily.

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Female 209
Whoa...that`s pretty much all i have to say about that one. his momma must be so proud
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Male 27
Oh sorry i didnt realise the emphasis was on his emo and clearly minority state of being, i was more concentrated on his large amount of being }-)
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Male 190
This is what happens when you let your boy get into mum`s Make-up.
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Male 1,523
Deere creeepy!
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Male 46
looks like a kid that goes to my school, haha just cause hes a dratup now doesn`t mean he`ll be a dratup 10 years from now, i wish i went through everybad thing in life before i hit 15 so i could learn the big picture then
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Male 1,523
Eeeee***
Whoops
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Male 1,523
Deere creeepy!
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Female 1,231
I resent the fact that Nightwish (one of these kinds of bands that I actually like) is used by dreck like this as a way to "express their inner darkness" and get all melancholy. As people before me have said, he probably doesn`t even -listen- to them... what a little bitch.

Plus, he`s cutting sideways, which shows that he`s just an idiot who jokes about that crap to look cool.

TRYING TOO HARD FAIL.

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Female 6
What makes this funny is that he`s trying to be dark, but its sunny and bright behind him.
Ew, black lipstick is GROSS.
And uh, Nightwish is a real band. o.o; Look them up sometime.
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Female 48
eewww.

that fatty is trying waaayyyy too hard.

I bet he doesn`t even listen to nightwish

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Female 4
@gpig07

Umm, Nightwish is a real band. A good one, at that.

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Male 1
c`mon guys you dont need to be picking on the kid in his senior pic
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Male 20
He`ll have to cut deep to find the veins.
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Male 16
lol nightwish it`s funny cuz it`s not a real band
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Female 2,672
yh jason i count 19 too :P
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Female 83
the gender is questionable
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Female 931
I thought that was a girl..
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Male 138
"Don`t do it Dan! Dan don`t do it! Don`t do- awh drat it he`s not going to.."
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Male 55
Nothing wrong with Nightwish...maybe.
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Male 1,598
How many Epic Fails do you see in this picture? Answer: Nineteen. At least.
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Male 3,619
But he`s cutting it wrong -.-
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Female 10
Wish there was an after phto... curious to see if the little faggot went through with it
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Male 75
/sigh
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Male 271
Hahahahaha, Nightwish.
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Female 4
hehe, maybe he`s just trying to get the spidey stuff out of his wrist.
his hand makes it look like he`s about to shoot webs!
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Male 488
faggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
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Male 135
He should stop eating coal.
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Female 606
My future husband right there.
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Male 216
what an idiot, he`s going the wrong way. Everyone knows you slash down the wrist not across. /facepalm
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Female 331
Hey.....is that the scary kid who put up the YouTube video looking for a girlfriend???? Looks a lot like him!!

And Nightwish is great...but I`m thinking him wearing that t-shirt takes away from some of the impact.

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Male 63
Do it you pussy
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Male 25
Of poo, Nightiwish!!! drat YEEAAAH \m/... he must be hardcore..
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Male 690
He`s about as edgy as underoos.
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Female 212
I think a serrated edge would be much more hardcore. Poser.
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Male 152
he`s been sucking on a squid o.O
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Male 3
He stole Action Man`s plastic knife!
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Female 2,220
Down the road, not across.
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Male 1,485
poser....
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Female 351
Little bit harder with the knife..
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Male 995
I`d cut myself too, if I had that t-shirt...
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Male 269
i think you should all rally together & remove him & his parents.

lemmings

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Female 18
Oh, bless. He`s not even holding the knife the right way up.
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Male 220
PHONY!
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Male 45
You can do it!! Cut your drating hand off!!!

But first get yourself a proper knife instead of that little toothpick.

Nobody would miss you.

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Male 284
down the lane, not across the tracks... dude fails at failing...
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Male 420
DO IT
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Male 680
Pictures like this make me question humanity.

Sad part is, his parents are probably similar.

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Male 3,425
Hahahaha! The knife is plastic! Unless it`s made of something like pewter or lead (which I highly doubt) it would be at least a little bit shiny.
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Male 31
He fails at failing. And no, that wasn`t a double negative ¬¬
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Male 153
that`s some nice foliage
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Female 159
That kid doesn`t even have cut marks on his arms...
And most people consider it poser if you cut.
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Male 57
I love Nightwish and it dosent make you look like that or suicidel. kids a poser. he should go listen to [email protected] music and get a real knife.
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Female 460
Poser. Least he could do is get a REAL knife.
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Male 9
oh dude come on. he did that on purpose just so the pic would get around
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Male 326
Holy crap is that the guy who posted that youtube video looking for a girlfriend, who said he was-bipolar, but couldn`t feel emotions? Looks like the same dude.
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Female 121
i gotta say... i like nightwish, which is why this is pathetic... its not emo goth $hit at all!
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Female 675
This poor guy keeps getting picked on!
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Male 690
wait...that`s a guy?!
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Male 328
Usually I laugh at people like this but something tells me he`s heard enough laughing at his sake in his lifetime. If only he had learn that self esteem usually increases when you don`t try to cut your wrists with plastic knife.
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Female 741
lols pathetic
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Female 376
The Dollar Tree plastic knife is simply the best! Nothing quite scream bad a** like a China made toy to look lethal!
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Male 897
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Male 2,582
Or it means you win as a parent, You don`t need that thing in the family anyways.
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Female 62
Down the road, not across the street! ...Do I get a prize for being the 100th comment using that phrase? What? There`s not been 100 comments saying that yet? Ah well, I`ll give it another day or so.
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Male 2,125
Just full of so much fail. Didn`t know it was THAT possible. Makes me feel normal.
Nightwish is a pretty good band tho...shame he`s wearing their shirt =\
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Male 904
lol omg he fails at being hardcore
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Male 181
At least he took his pale ass outside to end it all.
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Male 113
Nightwish is quite awesome.
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Male 332
Fatty is going to need a bigger knife to cut through those layers of fat.
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Female 1,095
It`s not really down the road or across the street...it`s more of a diagonal motion you know...so you can be sure you hit the veins and arteries properly.
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Male 48
Is there a follow up pic to this one?
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Male 4,393
BrimstoneOne
Male, 30-39, Canada
185 Posts Tuesday, April 14, 2009 5:00:30 PM
What a dumbass;
fake knife
bad make-up
misappropriating religious symbols
disgracing a cool band
Makes for a TOTAL Fail

NO its fail times 5 :P

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Male 426
hey...i like nightwish!
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Female 46
He`s doing it wrong... That kid needs to do the world a favor and rotate that knife.
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Male 480
nothing wrong with killing pork
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Male 4,680
I really don`t feel any sympathy for him/her/it.
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Male 422
LMFAO Nightwish, this guy can`t even listen to metal properly. Go ahead buddy, kill yourself....Nobody will miss you!
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Male 2,748
Is that a guy or a just a really flat chested girl... and, im sorry, i can`t feel sorry for someone who looks like that and thinks that pretending to commit suicide is a good way to get attention.
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Female 192
I think I figured out why it`s so sad...

IT`S A GIRL.

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Female 298
nightwish is awesome.
but that shiz is scary.
emo spideyman,
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Male 897
As you can tell by the kid`s right hand this was actually the alternate ending to Spiderman 3.
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Male 174
`down the street not across it. loser doesnt even know how to kill himself properly`

Thats because most of these `people` don`t have the balls to kill themselves or the circumstances slightly to justify it, they`re just attention seeking.

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Female 4,028
I don`t know what`s more irritating:

Knowing people like this exist

OR

All the people on here thinking they`re original for repeating, "Down the road, not across the street" (or any variation there of) about five-hundred times.

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Female 31
down the street not across it. loser doesnt even know how to kill himself properly
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Female 4,376
Great Band..Friggin poser moron. Black lipstick does not suit him and if he thinks he is being "goth" he is far far from it. I actually used this picture in a blog of mine explaining what goth is not.
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Male 58
what`s wrong with nightwish?
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Female 312
I WISH YOU WOULD!
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Female 1,095
What a wanker. Wash your hair, wash your face, change your clothes, remove that nail polish and go find some hacking friends. Aren`t we done with emo-ness yet? Mooooove on.
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Female 646
stupid punk
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Male 985
DO ET
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Male 23
he`s only that miserable because he had to buy that shirt at the mall.
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Male 16
GO UP TO STREET, NOT ACROSS YOU EMO drat!
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Female 2
D< Stupid kid. Soiling the name of Nightwish. Stuuuuupid.
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Male 1,064
wow. o.o i see people like him on the bus all the time, and i`m still scared
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Male 2,229
panth, try both
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Male 2,229
What a dumbass;
fake knife
bad make-up
misappropriating religious symbols
disgracing a cool band
Makes for a TOTAL Fail
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Female 5,222
honestly.. i think the only failure is that he`s trying to be cool.. slitting his wrists.. the wrong way
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Female 9,558
Is that a guy or a girl? Sorry, I can`t really tell if the kid is one or the other.
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Male 639
I blame Nightwish... and video games... and drugs.. and TV and magazines and Hip Hop and the schools.

I don`t however blame the parents. Nope, it`s definitely not their fault.

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Male 743
Lockon, I wonder the same thing. I suppose we`ll find out in ten years?
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Female 688
search `sargent ken` on myspace.
spelt like that
i call shenannigans, but its funny anyways becuase the people on his profile ARE real somewhere..
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Female 21
Um.. isn`t the knife supposed to facing the OTHER way?
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Male 376
I always wonder what happens to kids like this when they reach adulthood.
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Male 1,815
I kinda zoned out looking at that thing.
Weird
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Male 46
I was thinking the same thing about the necklace, but I also think he`s hilarious
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Male 182
Nightwish is a cool band....the kid is a loser.
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Male 295
Ugh... his necklace, i wonder how much he really know about the wiccan religion, or even if he knows it`s a wiccan symbol, not some demonic symbol.

Guh, kids

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Male 20
It looks fake and plastic because it is, as emo`s just act like they`re going to kill themselves.
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Female 58
Aww, I like Nightwish. :(
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Female 89
the "I must be emo" song popped into my head instantly... and now it`s stuck in my head, rawr.
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Female 587
is it just me or does that knife have a dull plastic look to it?
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Female 58
Aww, I like Nightwish. :(
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Female 164
What myspace was this taken from? I`d love to see the rest of this kid`s pictures. He`s hilarious.
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Female 857
I actually like Nightwish. D: What a disgrace.
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Female 4,197
because putting on lipstick (badly) and holding a knife to your wrist is TOTALLY gonna win you some friends!
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Male 118
hahahahaha

and nightwish actually has some talent.

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Male 4,867
wow...his life must suck

i can understand the knife thing; i mean look at him

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Female 1,436
First, wow eljusticiero - way to place stereotypes.
Second - this kid is just an attention whore at its best.
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Male 308
well you know, i like kittens too, but he doesnt have to cut himself about it >_> geez
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Female 250
He is a lipstick fail. And isnt a plastic knife?
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Male 19
lard ass ...........stick some dynamite up your ass and light the fuse...that will make you a star.!!

mother fuc*** EMOS....

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Male 801
Damn, Sharaya beat me too the mark....
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Male 801
God, this kid is so fake, if you`re going to cut yourself remember; It`s down the road not accross the street.

o.0

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Female 152
Dude... its walk down the block not across the street. Do it right -.-
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Female 15,763
Is it bad if my first thought was, "THIS GUY`S A PARENT!? Oh... I bet it`s talking about HIS parents..."

>_>;

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Female 1,963
Aww I just feel sorry for the kid.
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Male 9
God damnit.
Nightwish used to kick ass.
Sad to see their lead singer change, now cutters are getting into all that poo.
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Male 1,182
LMFAO EMO RAZOR COMMENTING "GIMMIE A BREAK"

yeah show this punk how its really done

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Male 1,182
do it
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Male 198
I doubt this kid even knows that nightwish changed lead singers... and now suck.
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Female 192
Ugh, that shade of lipstick.
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Female 24
oh give me a break....
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Female 323
this is sad. and creepy.
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Male 8,302
>Oh come on now! Down the street, not across it. When will these kids learn?

And use the SERRATED edge of the knife! If your only use is to kill yourself as a lesson to others, at least do it properly!

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Male 1,297
lol oh come on everyone, don`t be so mad at him! lets all just lol this stupid phase away! if we humiliate them enough, the cutting won`t be rebellious anymore, right? "L-O-L, L-O-L"
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Female 2,674
Someone needs to teach him how to put on lipstick, seriously.
*shakes head in shame*
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Male 833
man they really did fail... any REAL fan of the occult knows a true satanic pentagram is an upside down star with the bottom point much longer than the rest
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Male 434
LOL I really have to start reading comments before I post. 5 comments the same on this page alone.
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Male 198
I think hes trying to shoot webs out of his hand, just looks like hes trying to do the spider man to me.
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Male 434
Oh come on now! Down the street, not across it. When will these kids learn?
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Female 173
Myspace?
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Male 26
He`s not doing it right!

He doesn`t have the cutting edge against his wrist.

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Male 9,305
Attention whore...
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Male 2,788
Damn.....
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Female 2,289
He/She really needs to see what other people go through in life.
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Male 308
Down the street not across.. lol, he`s such a noob at cutting. see im a professional, i get paid to. :S jk
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Female 497
I pity him.

How confused and misguided would you have to be to think this is cool?

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Male 7,933
so much failure...so much failure
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Female 85
Poor child.

Either hugged too much or hugged too little.

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Female 538
"Well, aren`t you just hardcore, Chubby McMakeup?"

That is the quote of the week to me.

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Male 1,140
down the road not across the street
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Female 538
I saw his lips and, I poo you not, I laughed the most obnoxious laugh ever.
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Male 1,590
Cut the carotid, it`s quicker.
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Male 4,014
I`ve learned a little too much about the proper way to commit suicide by reading these comments...
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Male 282
Maximo18 lol
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Male 32
Is that a dude?
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Female 362
alk3v: "Cutting photos are retarded and insult those with mental illness."

Ironically, so do you.

---

I bet he`s "bicurious" too.

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Male 33
You`re supposed to cut down the arm, not across.
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Male 339
Wow fail. `Cutting` photos are retarded and insult those with mental illness.
Also Nightwish is also a pooty poser band... nothing near true black metal or anything.
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Female 31
Woah. Everything about this lad is very wrong.
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Female 150
I used to be like that x)
So I wouldn`t be surprised if anything happens.
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Male 1,085
That knife is plastic. This is all art to him.
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Female 385
He was obviously too fat to be a jock so he went down this road instead...or rather across...idiot.
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Female 837
... I`m at a loss for words. That doesn`t happen often.
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Female 1,401
woah! you and your plastic knife! BE CAREFUL!!
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Male 1,685
f*kers doing it wrong.
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Male 394
This is absolutely disgusting, any kid who thinks cutting is cool or something should be shanked repeatedly.

I have had several friends that have had problems with cutting, "emo" and not, none of them thought it was "cool". The measures they went through to hide it are amazing, it`s a problem not a statement. I want to hit this kid really hard.

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Male 1,086
Parental Fail.
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Female 67
Oh u dumb little EMO!!! Dont cut like that!!
Death is down the highway not across the street!!
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Female 192
*sigh* SOOOO glad I made it through that `phase`, and my `phase` never got that bad...

I want to know who this kid is and where he lives so I can hug him and listen to what`s wrong... And so I can show him pretty things about living and make him happy. ^^

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Male 1,220
Watch your thumb, that baby`s serrated.
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Female 481
poor thing :(
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Female 10
apprently no one has taught him how to put on lipstick either...I don`t know if thats a good thing or a bad thing.
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Male 2,028
Oh god... D:
That kid, just from this picture, makes me want to cut myself.
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Male 3
He acctually looks pretty drating cool
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Male 924
stupid people who pretend to slit their wrists like that. the artery goes through the middle of the arm between the bones, nice job cutting your veins open you stupid emo. youre in for about half an hour of bleeding clotting and not being able to move your wrist, that must make you REALLY tough
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Male 127
Oh Emm Gee!!
That kid is such an individual!


He Must Have Been The Toughest Kid In The Store, When He Bought That Makeup.

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Male 492
aw, he`s so goth he`s dead!

see that`s what happens when you drink and do hard drugs half way through your pregnancy!

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Male 4,793
lawl, that kid is full of fail.
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Male 11
Lol you`re supposed to slit vertically anyway, not across the wrist.
A geeky friend of mine told me that
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Male 1,151
Nice plastic knife. Have fun with that champ.
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Female 4,028
Well, aren`t you just hardcore, Chubby McMakeup?
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Female 1,006
OMG HE`S SO HARDCORE!
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Female 1,082
when this first popped up, all i could see was his torso, and i thought "well thats not so bad" but then....
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Female 99
Silly mall goths.
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Male 552
Nightwish is a joke. I hope that rubber knife is sharp enough to do some damage
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Male 490
I think he`s just trying to trim down his fat.

Jesus, why does he think that`s "hardcore?"

You`re wearing makeup, you`re chubby, and almost considering that knife to be fake.
Nice nails though. *roll eyes*

1) Natural selection
2) I dislike society too, but I don`t have to look like a freak to express it.

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Male 914
he looks like my cousin...except way gayer....is "gayer" even a real word??
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Female 254
let`s all have an argument about the best way to commit suicide.
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Male 26
Remember kids: Down the road, not across the street.
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Female 665
LMAO NIGHTWISH!
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Male 2,148
That band sucks ass, GTFO.
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Male 13,630
Cheer up Grumpy
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Male 153
Sigh, and that is such a good band too. Way to missrepresent.
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Male 125
You can only look so tough wearing a nightwish shirt
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Male 2,388
you wear black makeup listen to bands whos only lyrics "i hate my life" and you wonder why you`re in a bad place right now? here`s a hint laugh or do it
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Female 1,142
Nooooooo, not Nightwiiish! D:
People like him are the reasons I hate liking the things I do. -__________-`
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Male 362
does it bother anyone else that he didnt cover his entire bottom lip with lipstick?
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Male 182
wow habbazoot. the knife is not upside down and cutting across does way more damage than vertically.
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Male 1,357
habbazoot,
the knife isn`t upside, its got a sharp edge and a serrated edge, if you look, you can even see the filed down blade
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Male 19
Knife Dont even look real
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Male 11,739
I agree, do it! PLEASE!
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Male 1,929
DO IT!
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Male 2,395
Early Halloween costume planning FTW :D
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Male 868
Now that kid is hardcore.
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Female 960
Yup, thats a pretty big failure on both parts.
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Female 101
the good ones grow out of it.
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Male 20,827
Link: Image That Shows You`ve Failed As A Parent [Pic] [Rate Link] - This also works when it`s titled, `Image That Shows You`ve Failed As A Teenager.`
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