If Your IM Buddy List Was Honest

Submitted by: icametoplay 7 years ago Funny
http://www.holytaco.com/if-your-im-buddy-list-was-honest

Your IM chat window is filled with pseudonyms for friends, but when you read it, you know who you"re really talking to.
There are 46 comments:
Female 3,828
lol so true.
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Male 1,403
pretty much sums it up
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Female 105
hahah .
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Male 2,553
That was really interesting. Applies mostly to guys, obviously, but that was accurate!
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Female 2,064
That guy who tries (and mostly fails) to sound dark and mysterious...ah, we all know one, don`t we?
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Female 109
Aha I Love It
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Female 393
haha that was so effin right.
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Male 1,086
Surprisingly accurate.
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Female 1,578
haha this was so true. I`m the one that leaves songs in away messages.

and Syrup, i remember my awesome conversations with Smarterchild before he died. I still never apologized to him.

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Female 189
Out of the 29 people online right now...

...17 people I know but don`t really care about
...4 people I actually am friends with (out of which I`m talking to 1)
...and 8 robots whom I talk when I`m lonely

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Male 387
Skype ftw.

anyway... I`m always on like ALWAYS.

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Female 192
Not-too-relevant (I`m NEVER on) anymore.
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Female 965
I`m the person who`s never on. :)
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Male 722
I`m the one who`s status is always busy.
It just gives me an excuse to ignore people I don`t feel like talking to :P
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Female 1,653
haha Im peson who you think is never on but is secretly watching... waiting...
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Male 4
Yes, because the world`s moved on from MSN? I guess?

Add about 30 more "Person Who is Never On"`s and you`d have mine.

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Male 1,002
Soooooo plaaaaaayed...... Seriously folks, this was relevant about 6 years ago.
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Male 4,012
Sounds about right. Though the proportions are a bit off. I`ve got like 20 people I haven`t IMed for 4 years.
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Male 1,629
haha im sorry im the guy who leaves his IM without an away msg
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Female 7
Haha, thats my buddy list in a nutshell
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Female 23
Haha! Funny, but this should be NSFW...
Look at the ads. Actually, don`t... But you know what I mean. XD
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Male 614
I got about 5 of each, give or take a few.
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Male 1,666
LOL at the photo of the day
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Female 486
I have a lot of people who IM a stupid link and then log off - but it`s not really them, it`s a robot. Probably.
And I might just be the person who leaves without an away message..
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Male 672
50% of the time I`m the guy who wants you to know what song he`s listening to. THe other half I`m the guy who tries to sound dark and mysterious.
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Male 15,510
Ha ha ha pretty funny and so very true, at least one of the people on my list fit well with one of those lol
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Male 2,028
Hahaha, nice. Well... I don`t have personal experience with this, but it`s funny, I suppose. :-)
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Male 1,835
poorly shooped. but i must say i`m almost all of these...
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Male 326
I`m pretty damn sure I would be "dude who never logs on"
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Male 2,592
haha soo true except i have alot more chicks i wanna bang on mine than anything else.. i`m terrible
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Male 1,140
that`s pretty true
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Male 3,296
i dont im so i dunno, beside the page didnt even load
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Male 376
I hate with a passion the "I`m an intellectual as evidenced by my status quote" types. I`ve known far too many lol.
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Female 2,674
Mine is 95% "Friend I haven`t talked to in 4 years" and "Who the drat is this person". 2% "Friend from school I only added on here because we had to do some project together". One person is the "Random link/quote" person and one the one I actually talk to all the time, but he`s my boyfriend :P Anndd one "I haven`t talked to him in 4 years, I don`t remember who he is, but he randomly started iming me when he`s in class recently".
o_o;
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Male 128
I actually have a lot of these lol.
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Male 61
Cucumbers and bananas...
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Male 160
HAHA, the guy who wants to sound dark & mysterious, I have a couple of those.
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Male 1,220
" `biography lends to death a new terror` - oscar wilde"

HAHAHA nice :D

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Female 1,269
lol
love the "parent`s one friend who knows about the internet"
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Female 231
"praying for death"....hahaha
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Male 3,819
That was perfect.
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Male 2,395
>>Most of mine are the "Who the F*ck is this person!?"


Yep, half of my contacts I don`t even know xD

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Male 7,933
I`m Twittering!
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Male 524
lol, the guy who wants to sound dark and mysterious was the best.
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Male 9,306
Most of mine are the "Who the F*ck is this person!?"
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Male 224
Link: If Your IM Buddy List Was Honest [Rate Link] - Your IM chat window is filled with pseudonyms for friends, but when you read it, you know who you`re really talking to.
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