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Date: 04/11/09 12:30 PM

46 Responses to If Your IM Buddy List Was Honest

  1. Profile photo of icametoplay
    icametoplay Male 30-39
    224 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    Link: If Your IM Buddy List Was Honest - Your IM chat window is filled with pseudonyms for friends, but when you read it, you know who you`re really talking to.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    Most of mine are the "Who the F*ck is this person!?"
  3. Profile photo of outfire
    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    lol, the guy who wants to sound dark and mysterious was the best.
  4. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    I`m Twittering!
  5. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    >>Most of mine are the "Who the F*ck is this person!?"


    Yep, half of my contacts I don`t even know xD

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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    That was perfect.
  7. Profile photo of Ughhzombie
    Ughhzombie Female 18-29
    231 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    "praying for death"....hahaha
  8. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    lol
    love the "parent`s one friend who knows about the internet"
  9. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    " `biography lends to death a new terror` - oscar wilde"

    HAHAHA nice :D

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    Load Male 13-17
    160 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    HAHA, the guy who wants to sound dark & mysterious, I have a couple of those.
  11. Profile photo of lambo54
    lambo54 Male 13-17
    61 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    Cucumbers and bananas...
  12. Profile photo of Exquisitte
    Exquisitte Male 13-17
    128 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    I actually have a lot of these lol.
  13. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    Mine is 95% "Friend I haven`t talked to in 4 years" and "Who the drat is this person". 2% "Friend from school I only added on here because we had to do some project together". One person is the "Random link/quote" person and one the one I actually talk to all the time, but he`s my boyfriend :P Anndd one "I haven`t talked to him in 4 years, I don`t remember who he is, but he randomly started iming me when he`s in class recently".
    o_o;
  14. Profile photo of Lockon
    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    I hate with a passion the "I`m an intellectual as evidenced by my status quote" types. I`ve known far too many lol.
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    i dont im so i dunno, beside the page didnt even load
  16. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    that`s pretty true
  17. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    haha soo true except i have alot more chicks i wanna bang on mine than anything else.. i`m terrible
  18. Profile photo of Calderis
    Calderis Male 18-29
    326 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    I`m pretty damn sure I would be "dude who never logs on"
  19. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    poorly shooped. but i must say i`m almost all of these...
  20. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    Hahaha, nice. Well... I don`t have personal experience with this, but it`s funny, I suppose. :-)
  21. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    Ha ha ha pretty funny and so very true, at least one of the people on my list fit well with one of those lol
  22. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    50% of the time I`m the guy who wants you to know what song he`s listening to. THe other half I`m the guy who tries to sound dark and mysterious.
  23. Profile photo of Yoma4
    Yoma4 Female 13-17
    486 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    I have a lot of people who IM a stupid link and then log off - but it`s not really them, it`s a robot. Probably.
    And I might just be the person who leaves without an away message..
  24. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    LOL at the photo of the day
  25. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    616 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    I got about 5 of each, give or take a few.
  26. Profile photo of meghanvieth
    meghanvieth Female 13-17
    23 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    Haha! Funny, but this should be NSFW...
    Look at the ads. Actually, don`t... But you know what I mean. XD
  27. Profile photo of vonGOREjus
    vonGOREjus Female 18-29
    7 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    Haha, thats my buddy list in a nutshell
  28. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    haha im sorry im the guy who leaves his IM without an away msg
  29. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    April 11, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    Sounds about right. Though the proportions are a bit off. I`ve got like 20 people I haven`t IMed for 4 years.
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    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    April 12, 2009 at 12:12 am
    Soooooo plaaaaaayed...... Seriously folks, this was relevant about 6 years ago.
  31. Profile photo of YangWenli
    YangWenli Male 18-29
    4 posts
    April 12, 2009 at 12:35 am
    Yes, because the world`s moved on from MSN? I guess?

    Add about 30 more "Person Who is Never On"`s and you`d have mine.

  32. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    April 12, 2009 at 1:46 am
    haha Im peson who you think is never on but is secretly watching... waiting...
  33. Profile photo of D3
    D3 Male 13-17
    722 posts
    April 12, 2009 at 5:00 am
    I`m the one who`s status is always busy.
    It just gives me an excuse to ignore people I don`t feel like talking to :P
  34. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    April 12, 2009 at 8:29 am
    I`m the person who`s never on. :)
  35. Profile photo of FixTheYellow
    FixTheYellow Female 18-29
    192 posts
    April 12, 2009 at 8:55 am
    Not-too-relevant (I`m NEVER on) anymore.
  36. Profile photo of SuperJesus
    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    387 posts
    April 12, 2009 at 10:09 am
    Skype ftw.

    anyway... I`m always on like ALWAYS.

  37. Profile photo of Syrup
    Syrup Female 13-17
    189 posts
    April 12, 2009 at 10:37 am
    Out of the 29 people online right now...

    ...17 people I know but don`t really care about
    ...4 people I actually am friends with (out of which I`m talking to 1)
    ...and 8 robots whom I talk when I`m lonely

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    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    April 12, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    haha this was so true. I`m the one that leaves songs in away messages.

    and Syrup, i remember my awesome conversations with Smarterchild before he died. I still never apologized to him.

  39. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    April 12, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    Surprisingly accurate.
  40. Profile photo of catsrule313
    catsrule313 Female 13-17
    393 posts
    April 13, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    haha that was so effin right.
  41. Profile photo of cakeeey
    cakeeey Female 13-17
    109 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    Aha I Love It
  42. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    April 15, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    That guy who tries (and mostly fails) to sound dark and mysterious...ah, we all know one, don`t we?
  43. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 11:46 am
    That was really interesting. Applies mostly to guys, obviously, but that was accurate!
  44. Profile photo of MsParamore
    MsParamore Female 13-17
    105 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    hahah .
  45. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    pretty much sums it up
  46. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 9:14 pm
    lol so true.

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