I-A-B Rule #4: The Beer Bong Rule

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Misc

Never drink from a beer bong that"s as tall as you. Otherwise you risk what this guy went through.
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Male 1,403
any1 else hear santeria by sublime in the back ground?
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Male 257
1) drink
2) puke
3) repeat

Genius!

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Female 901
What a dumbass.
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Male 15
Example of why having the legal drinking age at 21 creates stupid frat boys who cant handle their beer, and drink in overly obsessive amounts.
Remember Americans "beer is freaking awesome"...fools.
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Male 1,347
making yourself puke is often the smartest thing you can do. do not be afraid to puke, just try not to get it on anybody; they tend not to like it.
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Male 117
That guy just really needed to die. People like him are so drating stupid they don`t even deserve to be breathing the same air as me.
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Female 1,043
poor guy...lol
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Female 2,064
Bahahahaha. That`s why I`ll never touch alcohol.
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Male 784
green_btrfly - I would say: Look what the beer pressure does to you folks :)

besides that - this is so sad...

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Female 751
ok, first of all they should call 911, secondly, he`s 1/2 the size of those humongus guys, UNCOOL... see what peer pressure does to you folks?
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Male 152
Committed friends.

Stupid, but committed :/

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Male 518
He`s got one hell of a hangover comming his way
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Male 275
Thats why you shouldn`t drink
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Female 1,063
oh my God...
I was so ready to not feel sorry for some beer bonger but damn, I really felt bad for him now. I hope he is alright. I bet he got alcohol poisoning or something.
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Female 2,289
I`m sorry but if I was there... I would be laughing my anus off. I know that`s bad but I probably wouldn`t be able to control myself.
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Male 14,330
Ummm I`m willing to bet he had more to drink than just that bong chug. I doubt it`s anysort of lack of oxygen.
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Male 897
oooopppiiieeeeeee can u like, ban these asian people who smap iab?
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Male 382
are you actually boasting about knocking off three beers? jesus christ, Man Up.
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Male 260
The state that the guy gets in reminds me of my local park on a Friday night...
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Male 221
That`s what happens when you give your 15 yr old brother a beer bong.
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Female 15,763
Ahaha, it`s like he drowned... without the dying part.

And with much less water.

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Female 4,028
What a tough guy....
Was he even breathing as he chugged?
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Female 3,696
"haha, noob, i can rock three beers at once through a bong. booyaa!"

I`m a chick and I can rock two?

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Male 336
lightweight
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Female 103
I love all the self-appointed medics... "Turn him on his side!" "Throw it up!" "Sit him down!"

For a few minutes, everyone turns into House... XD

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Male 57
alcohol doesn`t enter the bloodstream quick enough for the alcohol to be the reason why he fainted.
I think fillemorte is probably right about the oxygen.
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Male 1,788
"haha, noob, i can rock three beers at once through a bong. booyaa!"

Your unimpressive binge drinking skills bore me.

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Male 2,582
Yea, he probably did survive and is now a successful fry cook at Wendy`s.
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Male 1,686
so---d`ee survive er what?
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Female 741
corpsecrank, how is it fake? It was most likely from lack of oxygen, it had nothing to do with the beer, well sorta..but if it was orange juice the same thing would happen.

lols..propaganda.


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Male 2,125
wait...what are rules 1,2, and 3?

And wow I`m surprised a 18-29 year-old made a mom joke. Would expect that from 13-17... shame really...

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Female 4,197
axis did you not miss the whole warning thing nido gave you? well this is warning two, just to make sure you get it - stop fighting
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Male 1,078
haha.
i love how everyone handled the situation.
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Male 168
negative thats funny cuz thats exactly what your mom was sayin to me last night bitch
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Male 928
So fake. The alcohol content in beer is pretty weak there is no way his body could have absorbed enough alcohol that fast to cause him to pass out.

This is propaganda to warn about the dangers of drinking and nothing more.

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Female 4,197
morons, the lot of them
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Male 9,306
Negative, axis, cut the crap now. Or its a week for both of you.
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Male 2,582
Eat me, axis. Eat every last bit of me.
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Male 46
hit him in his stomach, and yea it wasn`t all that much beer, a lot at one time can make a little guy passout, but i`ve seen dudes chuge beer bongs over three stories tall and not passout
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Male 168
the only douchebaggery i hear is whats comin out yo mouth negative bitch
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Male 2,582
Douchebaggery... I hope he died and everyone involved went to prison.
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Male 1,153
"Steve are you a retard? You can die of alcohol poisoning. These guys are idiots."

yeh im a retard, don`t discriminate against me.
all im saying is that with beer, you only gonna throw it up in the end, cos your stomach physically can`t hold it all. just dont choke on your sick

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Male 168
thats what we call a three beer queer. pussy
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Female 1,260
"I can fix him...slap, slap, slap, punch, punch, shake, shake...hmmm...he`s not responding" God, it`s a wonder the guy didn`t hurl all over them. They had no idea how to help him.
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Male 663
SUBLIME!
And man, that guy went out cold pretty quick. Looks like he was on bars too.
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Male 1,266
Never drink from a beer bong as tall as you- Pff!! Did a two story beer bong in second year out the window of our house, just have to trust the people upstairs who pour the drinks in.
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Male 4
Darwin in action. Hope that guy was alright afterward.
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Male 506
Christ. Drunk people who don`t know any first aid trying to give first aid is NOT a good idea. I can`t even begin to list what they did wrong.
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Male 133
You`d have to drink a retarded amount of beer to die of alcohol poisoning.
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Male 1,837
that cant be well in anyway possible; including fame.
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Male 72
Steve are you a retard? You can die of alcohol poisoning. These guys are idiots.
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Male 1,153
christ are they fussin or what. its only beer. he cant kill himself really.

and they are THE worst people to be around when drunk. Shouting shakin slappin. tits..

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Female 108
that`s horrible! not funny at all :(
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Male 1,666
imaguitargod: "mustarded up the strangth"
Dang, since when did condoments become verbs? :D
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Male 310
haha, noob, i can rock three beers at once through a bong. booyaa!
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Male 1,666
It`s like he went from being a genius to a rock in one minute.
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Female 103
Dumba**
ahahah
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Female 78
wow.... some people are just really that stupid aren`t they?
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Female 385
according to the loud mouth he`s 20 and unless the drinking law`s diffrent where they`re at he`s screwed if they call someone. morons
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Female 9,402
It`s not philly, thank god, i was scared for a second that they were eagle fans.
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Female 7
san diego at its finest haha
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Female 1,436
Wow. . . That didn`t see like that much beer but who knows how much he had prior to that. Although, beer bongs do tend to make you quite light headed. I can`t believe he just dropped like that and was out. . . O.O

Oh and I wanted to just punch that lady. I`m sure she meant well but sheesh - twice is enough.

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Male 17
Thats not even that big
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Male 130
So THIS is what they meant in that song where they sing "Shout, shout, let it all out, these are the things I can do without" !
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Male 3,915
holy poo that was a lot of beer...he should have just made himself throw up....btw...sublime in the backround hellz yeah!!
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Male 20
Sublime FTW!
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Female 2,027
lol i was paralytic once in this same way...
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Female 538
LOL. The blind leading the blind
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Female 29
LET IT OUT!!!
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Male 198
and thats what you get for trying to impress the football jocks...
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Female 205
erm.. thats how people die.... retards
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Male 431
They should show this to kids.
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Male 629
lmao. I liked how the big guy just kept screaming things at him as if they could easily happen because he`s screaming it.
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Male 1,085
I`m assuming that none of the people trying to help him are nurses or doctors, or have any idea how to administer first aid....
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Male 387
Awesome Sublime playing in the background
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Female 200
Actually alcohol takes about 90 seconds to affect the brain. I don`t know if it would cause someone to pass out, but effects happen relatively quickly.
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Male 1,958
I learned a long time ago, never do a beer bong. Regardless. Yeah, you might be called a bitch, but you won`t be the one that ends up with the lip herp in a few weeks. Who`s the real winner?
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Male 68
"It takes like 30 minutes for the alcohol to take effect, he must`ve passed out from swallowing to much air, too much liquid or holding his breath for the time it took him to drink it. Not to mention the carbonation."

thats what i thought, no way alchohol had to do with that passing out unless he was already crazy smashed before hand

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Male 480
God, even in that state I probalby still would have mustarded up the strangth to tell that black lady "SHUT THE HELL UP! I CAN HEAR YOU! STOP YELLING IN MY EAR!"
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Female 50
he was probably way to drunk before he even did the beer bong!!!
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Male 3,756
It takes like 30 minutes for the alcohol to take effect, he must`ve passed out from swallowing to much air, too much liquid or holding his breath for the time it took him to drink it. Not to mention the carbonation.

Drink that much water all at once and see what happens. Probably close to the same thing.

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Male 488
what a douche. he looks like hes 14. his body is too small to handle that much alcohol
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Male 4,807
Ahhh... sweet non-memories.
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Male 4,680
I had no idea that all those college films were based on real events until now.
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Male 29
What`s wrong with bottles?
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Male 14,330
Ahhhh he let about a cans worth spill onto his shirt at the end there I call foul.
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Male 1,788
"that was the stupidest thing I`ve ever seen a person voluntarily do"

You`ve obviously never been on a college campus before..

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Male 3,819
Chargers fans -- explains everything.
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Male 1,894
This is why you normally don`t fill a beer bong with Zima.
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Male 4,393
damm.....
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Female 609
stupid. that guy is so stupid. and i agree - his friends are too.
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Male 2,148
I feel like I could do better than him, and I`m the farthest thing from a heavy drinker. Also, his friends are total idiots.
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Female 357
that was the stupidest thing I`ve ever seen a person voluntarily do
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Female 188
That`s embaressing.
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Male 1,894
light weight.
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Female 443
damn that beer bong should come with a stomach pump...

Poor guy, I hope they got him to a doctor.

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Female 192
Hahaha, as soon as I saw the way he looked when he was getting congratulated, I could tell he wasn`t doing well. :D
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Male 251
Damn!
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Male 19,854
Link: I-A-B Rule #4: The Beer Bong Rule [Rate Link] - Never drink from a beer bong that`s as tall as you. Otherwise you risk what this guy went through.
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