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Date: 04/21/09 12:24 PM

100 Responses to I-A-B Rule #4: The Beer Bong Rule

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18943 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    Link: I-A-B Rule #4: The Beer Bong Rule - Never drink from a beer bong that`s as tall as you. Otherwise you risk what this guy went through.
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    chicobartend Male 18-29
    251 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    Damn!
  3. Profile photo of ManilaRose
    ManilaRose Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    Hahaha, as soon as I saw the way he looked when he was getting congratulated, I could tell he wasn`t doing well. :D
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    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    damn that beer bong should come with a stomach pump...

    Poor guy, I hope they got him to a doctor.

  5. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    light weight.
  6. Profile photo of summarr
    summarr Female 13-17
    188 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    That`s embaressing.
  7. Profile photo of Vanwa
    Vanwa Female 13-17
    357 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    that was the stupidest thing I`ve ever seen a person voluntarily do
  8. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    I feel like I could do better than him, and I`m the farthest thing from a heavy drinker. Also, his friends are total idiots.
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    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    stupid. that guy is so stupid. and i agree - his friends are too.
  10. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    damm.....
  11. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    same here eldavo
  12. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    This is why you normally don`t fill a beer bong with Zima.
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    Chargers fans -- explains everything.
  14. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    "that was the stupidest thing I`ve ever seen a person voluntarily do"

    You`ve obviously never been on a college campus before..

  15. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    Ahhhh he let about a cans worth spill onto his shirt at the end there I call foul.
  16. Profile photo of 3inABed
    3inABed Male 18-29
    29 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    What`s wrong with bottles?
  17. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    I had no idea that all those college films were based on real events until now.
  18. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    Ahhh... sweet non-memories.
  19. Profile photo of tannerb924
    tannerb924 Male 18-29
    488 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    what a douche. he looks like hes 14. his body is too small to handle that much alcohol
  20. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    It takes like 30 minutes for the alcohol to take effect, he must`ve passed out from swallowing to much air, too much liquid or holding his breath for the time it took him to drink it. Not to mention the carbonation.

    Drink that much water all at once and see what happens. Probably close to the same thing.

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    Lindsy1979 Female 30-39
    50 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    he was probably way to drunk before he even did the beer bong!!!
  22. Profile photo of imaguitargod
    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    God, even in that state I probalby still would have mustarded up the strangth to tell that black lady "SHUT THE HELL UP! I CAN HEAR YOU! STOP YELLING IN MY EAR!"
  23. Profile photo of daruiz
    daruiz Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    "It takes like 30 minutes for the alcohol to take effect, he must`ve passed out from swallowing to much air, too much liquid or holding his breath for the time it took him to drink it. Not to mention the carbonation."

    thats what i thought, no way alchohol had to do with that passing out unless he was already crazy smashed before hand

  24. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    I learned a long time ago, never do a beer bong. Regardless. Yeah, you might be called a bitch, but you won`t be the one that ends up with the lip herp in a few weeks. Who`s the real winner?
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    crashgirl88 Female 18-29
    200 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    Actually alcohol takes about 90 seconds to affect the brain. I don`t know if it would cause someone to pass out, but effects happen relatively quickly.
  26. Profile photo of maxxb117
    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    Awesome Sublime playing in the background
  27. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    I`m assuming that none of the people trying to help him are nurses or doctors, or have any idea how to administer first aid....
  28. Profile photo of HuskysTiger
    HuskysTiger Male 18-29
    629 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    lmao. I liked how the big guy just kept screaming things at him as if they could easily happen because he`s screaming it.
  29. Profile photo of 520
    520 Male 13-17
    431 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    They should show this to kids.
  30. Profile photo of sereniee
    sereniee Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    erm.. thats how people die.... retards
  31. Profile photo of MadhatterVTR
    MadhatterVTR Male 18-29
    198 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    and thats what you get for trying to impress the football jocks...
  32. Profile photo of Morlaboborla
    Morlaboborla Female 13-17
    29 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    LET IT OUT!!!
  33. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    LOL. The blind leading the blind
  34. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    lol i was paralytic once in this same way...
  35. Profile photo of GatoCap
    GatoCap Male 18-29
    20 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    Sublime FTW!
  36. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    holy poo that was a lot of beer...he should have just made himself throw up....btw...sublime in the backround hellz yeah!!
  37. Profile photo of hamalina
    hamalina Male 18-29
    131 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    So THIS is what they meant in that song where they sing "Shout, shout, let it all out, these are the things I can do without" !
  38. Profile photo of chippy0187
    chippy0187 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    Thats not even that big
  39. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    Wow. . . That didn`t see like that much beer but who knows how much he had prior to that. Although, beer bongs do tend to make you quite light headed. I can`t believe he just dropped like that and was out. . . O.O

    Oh and I wanted to just punch that lady. I`m sure she meant well but sheesh - twice is enough.

  40. Profile photo of blondiexhabi
    blondiexhabi Female 18-29
    7 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    san diego at its finest haha
  41. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9260 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    It`s not philly, thank god, i was scared for a second that they were eagle fans.
  42. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    according to the loud mouth he`s 20 and unless the drinking law`s diffrent where they`re at he`s screwed if they call someone. morons
  43. Profile photo of bellegrl507
    bellegrl507 Female 13-17
    78 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    wow.... some people are just really that stupid aren`t they?
  44. Profile photo of Levon
    Levon Female 18-29
    103 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    Dumba**
    ahahah
  45. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    It`s like he went from being a genius to a rock in one minute.
  46. Profile photo of DertMerchant
    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    haha, noob, i can rock three beers at once through a bong. booyaa!
  47. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    imaguitargod: "mustarded up the strangth"
    Dang, since when did condoments become verbs? :D
  48. Profile photo of xoxojackiee
    xoxojackiee Female 13-17
    108 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    that`s horrible! not funny at all :(
  49. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    christ are they fussin or what. its only beer. he cant kill himself really.

    and they are THE worst people to be around when drunk. Shouting shakin slappin. tits..

  50. Profile photo of Decor
    Decor Male 18-29
    72 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    Steve are you a retard? You can die of alcohol poisoning. These guys are idiots.
  51. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    that cant be well in anyway possible; including fame.
  52. Profile photo of WhoaHeyDude
    WhoaHeyDude Male 18-29
    133 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    You`d have to drink a retarded amount of beer to die of alcohol poisoning.
  53. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    Christ. Drunk people who don`t know any first aid trying to give first aid is NOT a good idea. I can`t even begin to list what they did wrong.
  54. Profile photo of BigKwell
    BigKwell Male 40-49
    4 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    Darwin in action. Hope that guy was alright afterward.
  55. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    Never drink from a beer bong as tall as you- Pff!! Did a two story beer bong in second year out the window of our house, just have to trust the people upstairs who pour the drinks in.
  56. Profile photo of wake_n_bake
    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    SUBLIME!
    And man, that guy went out cold pretty quick. Looks like he was on bars too.
  57. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
    1261 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    "I can fix him...slap, slap, slap, punch, punch, shake, shake...hmmm...he`s not responding" God, it`s a wonder the guy didn`t hurl all over them. They had no idea how to help him.
  58. Profile photo of axis736
    axis736 Male 18-29
    168 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    thats what we call a three beer queer. pussy
  59. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    "Steve are you a retard? You can die of alcohol poisoning. These guys are idiots."

    yeh im a retard, don`t discriminate against me.
    all im saying is that with beer, you only gonna throw it up in the end, cos your stomach physically can`t hold it all. just dont choke on your sick

  60. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    April 21, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    Douchebaggery... I hope he died and everyone involved went to prison.
  61. Profile photo of axis736
    axis736 Male 18-29
    168 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    the only douchebaggery i hear is whats comin out yo mouth negative bitch
  62. Profile photo of aduan
    aduan Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    hit him in his stomach, and yea it wasn`t all that much beer, a lot at one time can make a little guy passout, but i`ve seen dudes chuge beer bongs over three stories tall and not passout
  63. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    Eat me, axis. Eat every last bit of me.
  64. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    Negative, axis, cut the crap now. Or its a week for both of you.
  65. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    morons, the lot of them
  66. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 7:12 pm
    So fake. The alcohol content in beer is pretty weak there is no way his body could have absorbed enough alcohol that fast to cause him to pass out.

    This is propaganda to warn about the dangers of drinking and nothing more.

  67. Profile photo of axis736
    axis736 Male 18-29
    168 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    negative thats funny cuz thats exactly what your mom was sayin to me last night bitch
  68. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2009 at 7:27 pm
    haha.
    i love how everyone handled the situation.
  69. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2009 at 8:07 pm
    axis did you not miss the whole warning thing nido gave you? well this is warning two, just to make sure you get it - stop fighting
  70. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    wait...what are rules 1,2, and 3?

    And wow I`m surprised a 18-29 year-old made a mom joke. Would expect that from 13-17... shame really...

  71. Profile photo of fillemorte
    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    corpsecrank, how is it fake? It was most likely from lack of oxygen, it had nothing to do with the beer, well sorta..but if it was orange juice the same thing would happen.

    lols..propaganda.


  72. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    so---d`ee survive er what?
  73. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    April 21, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    Yea, he probably did survive and is now a successful fry cook at Wendy`s.
  74. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2009 at 9:13 pm
    "haha, noob, i can rock three beers at once through a bong. booyaa!"

    Your unimpressive binge drinking skills bore me.

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    its_steve Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    alcohol doesn`t enter the bloodstream quick enough for the alcohol to be the reason why he fainted.
    I think fillemorte is probably right about the oxygen.
  76. Profile photo of Skibi
    Skibi Female 18-29
    103 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    I love all the self-appointed medics... "Turn him on his side!" "Throw it up!" "Sit him down!"

    For a few minutes, everyone turns into House... XD

  77. Profile photo of mjfoxman
    mjfoxman Male 18-29
    336 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 10:53 pm
    lightweight
  78. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2009 at 11:18 pm
    "haha, noob, i can rock three beers at once through a bong. booyaa!"

    I`m a chick and I can rock two?

  79. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2009 at 11:50 pm
    What a tough guy....
    Was he even breathing as he chugged?
  80. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    April 22, 2009 at 12:47 am
    Ahaha, it`s like he drowned... without the dying part.

    And with much less water.

  81. Profile photo of ninjacache
    ninjacache Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2009 at 2:14 am
    That`s what happens when you give your 15 yr old brother a beer bong.
  82. Profile photo of ChrisRlive
    ChrisRlive Male 18-29
    260 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 2:18 am
    The state that the guy gets in reminds me of my local park on a Friday night...
  83. Profile photo of dairy
    dairy Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2009 at 3:10 am
    are you actually boasting about knocking off three beers? jesus christ, Man Up.
  84. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2009 at 5:23 am
    oooopppiiieeeeeee can u like, ban these asian people who smap iab?
  85. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    April 22, 2009 at 5:50 am
    Ummm I`m willing to bet he had more to drink than just that bong chug. I doubt it`s anysort of lack of oxygen.
  86. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
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    April 22, 2009 at 6:12 am
    I`m sorry but if I was there... I would be laughing my anus off. I know that`s bad but I probably wouldn`t be able to control myself.
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    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 8:22 am
    oh my God...
    I was so ready to not feel sorry for some beer bonger but damn, I really felt bad for him now. I hope he is alright. I bet he got alcohol poisoning or something.
  88. Profile photo of Bo_SHhaYeB
    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 8:44 am
    Thats why you shouldn`t drink
  89. Profile photo of 5577
    5577 Male 13-17
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    April 22, 2009 at 9:14 am
    He`s got one hell of a hangover comming his way
  90. Profile photo of Tominatrix
    Tominatrix Male 13-17
    152 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 9:40 am
    Committed friends.

    Stupid, but committed :/

  91. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 11:56 am
    ok, first of all they should call 911, secondly, he`s 1/2 the size of those humongus guys, UNCOOL... see what peer pressure does to you folks?
  92. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    green_btrfly - I would say: Look what the beer pressure does to you folks :)

    besides that - this is so sad...

  93. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
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    April 22, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    Bahahahaha. That`s why I`ll never touch alcohol.
  94. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
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    April 22, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    poor guy...lol
  95. Profile photo of huskyhusky
    huskyhusky Male 13-17
    117 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 11:49 pm
    That guy just really needed to die. People like him are so drating stupid they don`t even deserve to be breathing the same air as me.
  96. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2009 at 12:46 am
    making yourself puke is often the smartest thing you can do. do not be afraid to puke, just try not to get it on anybody; they tend not to like it.
  97. Profile photo of brucie22
    brucie22 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:10 am
    Example of why having the legal drinking age at 21 creates stupid frat boys who cant handle their beer, and drink in overly obsessive amounts.
    Remember Americans "beer is freaking awesome"...fools.
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    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    What a dumbass.
  99. Profile photo of aram200
    aram200 Male 13-17
    257 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 7:52 am
    1) drink
    2) puke
    3) repeat

    Genius!

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    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
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    August 13, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    any1 else hear santeria by sublime in the back ground?

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