How To Get a Girl To Touch Your Crotch

Submitted by: karabutter 7 years ago Funny

For guys who can"t do it the right, non-creepy way.
There are 45 comments:
Male 220
Get them drunk, and then you just wait for them to fall asleep. EZ
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Female 447
lol I had a guy that looked like Chow Yun-Fat wax my brows and he "leaned in" and rested his penis on my arm. It definately had a firm reaction lol.
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Female 1,963
height*
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Female 1,963
That was hilar. I think one of the best ways of doing it, although this only applies to men and women of a similar hight, is walking up behind a woman while they`re also walking, and swinging their hands. However, this might turn out to be slightly painful. But hey, a touch is a touch right?
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Male 486
I`ve got one. You tell the girl that you will punch her in the nose if she doesn`t touch it. Works every time! [DONS 80`S SHADES, POPS COLLAR]
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Male 274
gotta remember to try out that last one :)
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Male 988
"like your cousins girlfriend"
*shakes head no*
"a co-worker"
*shakes head no again*
"someone you met at comic-con"
*aah yeah ok...*
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Male 1,835
teehee. i lold
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Male 175
God, creepy.
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Female 35
nice one confuzedkid.

This was funny :D

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Male 161
my favorite manuever is
"Hey steff (my gf) how bout a bj?"
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Female 323
this is funny.
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Female 323
this is funny.
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Male 75
...


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I hate myself now.

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Male 941

"40-49 year old should not be picking up woman who are alone in a bar.... creeper"

Where should he be picking them up then, a nursing home?


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Male 97
@ aliachloe and bananajojo... sounds like you know how to pick em.
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Male 2,748
ha, that was pretty funny. the ending was funny
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Female 1,653
Arghh now Im gonna be really paranoid every time a guy hugs me!
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Male 848
LOLZ!
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Male 914
ok seems nobody here wants to share their technique...i`m gonna give that sex in the city one a try...i think it could be a winner...
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Female 198
Wbreeck, Jedi mind tricks don`t actually work.
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Male 1,193
40-49 year old should not be picking up woman who are alone in a bar.... creeper
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Male 690
I look for the woman sitting alone in the bar, and buy her something strong. Flowers optional.
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Female 4,447
"opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Western US
10477 Posts Friday, April 03, 2009 7:41:44 PM
Oh wow, that whole thing fell apart when he addressed the camera at the end."
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I concur.
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Male 2,238
LOL vit.

And yeah, at first it was funny, but by the end...I didn`t want to watch it anymore.

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Male 29
@ aliachloe & bananajojo I feel obligated to counter your comments. Not all men are stupid, and think only of sex, there are decent nice guys out there to say that the only thing men think about is sex is insulting, and sexist.
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Male 376
i actually thought breaking the fourth wall was a good idea and the whole thing was mostly funny. who knew you guys had such delicate sensibilities?
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Male 1,666
I took notes.
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Male 488
one time i was walking down the hall and there was a chick walking in front of me and she was swinging her arms back and forth as far as they go like most girls and i walked by and she smacked me right in the crotch. i didnt do it on purpose. it hurt. but still.
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Female 4,197
"i completely underestimated how creepy this video was going to be"

oh i hear ya

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Male 10,440
Bahaha! What loosers... too lazy to go on multiple dates then have sex.
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Female 198
bananajojo, I concur. I believe it`s because they think with their other head, and it just doesn`t have the capacity to consider that we know what they`re getting at.
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Female 1,212
Very creepy.
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Male 4,290
Don`t break the fourth wall! Especially when it`s a video about rubbing your man-sausage on people against their will. That`s not the kind of video that encourages audience participation.
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Male 2,510
lmfao, this video reminds me of my friend andy.
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Female 15,763
Oh wow, that whole thing fell apart when he addressed the camera at the end.
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Male 87
So sad.... but funny.
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Female 675
... that WAS creepy
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Male 1,629
i completely underestimated how creepy this video was going to be
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Female 1,401
aliachloe, men are dumb. why don`t they realize that we know when theyre trying to get somethin?

i have this guy friend that`s always givin me the "behind hug", but his hands always go up too high. so he usually gets smacked on the hand or elbowed.

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Female 198
samOhT, I had a guy try something similar, but in reverse once... he playfully started throwing popcorn at me during the movie, then I was throwing it back at him; all fun and games and whatnot. Then he threw the whole rest of the bag of popcorn on me and proceeded to say:
"Whoops! I didn`t realize there was so much! Let me help you with that."
He didn`t get anywhere with that move.
No one EVER try that. It`s pathetic. And pretty obvious.
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Female 10
wow was it me or did that girl in the black shirt look kinda manly
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Male 483
Ha, so he was the teacher all along.
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Male 229
I usually just bring a girl to the movies, cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn tray, stick my tool inside, and wait until she tries to grab some popcorn.
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Female 2
Link: How To Get a Girl To Touch Your Crotch [Rate Link] - For guys who can`t do it the right, non-creepy way.
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