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Date: 04/03/09 06:01 PM

45 Responses to How To Get a Girl To Touch Your Crotch

  1. Profile photo of karabutter
    karabutter Female 18-29
    2 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    Link: How To Get a Girl To Touch Your Crotch - For guys who can`t do it the right, non-creepy way.
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    sam0hT Male 13-17
    229 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    I usually just bring a girl to the movies, cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn tray, stick my tool inside, and wait until she tries to grab some popcorn.
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    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    Ha, so he was the teacher all along.
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    atl_kin222 Female 18-29
    10 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    wow was it me or did that girl in the black shirt look kinda manly
  5. Profile photo of aliachloe
    aliachloe Female 13-17
    198 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    samOhT, I had a guy try something similar, but in reverse once... he playfully started throwing popcorn at me during the movie, then I was throwing it back at him; all fun and games and whatnot. Then he threw the whole rest of the bag of popcorn on me and proceeded to say:
    "Whoops! I didn`t realize there was so much! Let me help you with that."
    He didn`t get anywhere with that move.
    No one EVER try that. It`s pathetic. And pretty obvious.
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    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    aliachloe, men are dumb. why don`t they realize that we know when theyre trying to get somethin?

    i have this guy friend that`s always givin me the "behind hug", but his hands always go up too high. so he usually gets smacked on the hand or elbowed.

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    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    i completely underestimated how creepy this video was going to be
  8. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    ... that WAS creepy
  9. Profile photo of Sukru
    Sukru Male 18-29
    87 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    So sad.... but funny.
  10. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    Oh wow, that whole thing fell apart when he addressed the camera at the end.
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    lmfao, this video reminds me of my friend andy.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    Don`t break the fourth wall! Especially when it`s a video about rubbing your man-sausage on people against their will. That`s not the kind of video that encourages audience participation.
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    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    Very creepy.
  14. Profile photo of aliachloe
    aliachloe Female 13-17
    198 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    bananajojo, I concur. I believe it`s because they think with their other head, and it just doesn`t have the capacity to consider that we know what they`re getting at.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    Bahaha! What loosers... too lazy to go on multiple dates then have sex.
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    "i completely underestimated how creepy this video was going to be"

    oh i hear ya

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    tannerb924 Male 18-29
    488 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    one time i was walking down the hall and there was a chick walking in front of me and she was swinging her arms back and forth as far as they go like most girls and i walked by and she smacked me right in the crotch. i didnt do it on purpose. it hurt. but still.
  18. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 11:38 pm
    I took notes.
  19. Profile photo of blargendarg
    blargendarg Male 30-39
    377 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    i actually thought breaking the fourth wall was a good idea and the whole thing was mostly funny. who knew you guys had such delicate sensibilities?
  20. Profile photo of Wbreeck
    Wbreeck Male 18-29
    29 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 12:10 am
    @ aliachloe & bananajojo I feel obligated to counter your comments. Not all men are stupid, and think only of sex, there are decent nice guys out there to say that the only thing men think about is sex is insulting, and sexist.
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    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 12:21 am
    LOL vit.

    And yeah, at first it was funny, but by the end...I didn`t want to watch it anymore.

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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 6:43 am
    "opiebreath
    Female, 18-29, Western US
    10477 Posts Friday, April 03, 2009 7:41:44 PM
    Oh wow, that whole thing fell apart when he addressed the camera at the end."
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    I concur.
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    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 9:28 am
    I look for the woman sitting alone in the bar, and buy her something strong. Flowers optional.
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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 10:40 am
    40-49 year old should not be picking up woman who are alone in a bar.... creeper
  25. Profile photo of aliachloe
    aliachloe Female 13-17
    198 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    Wbreeck, Jedi mind tricks don`t actually work.
  26. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    ok seems nobody here wants to share their technique...i`m gonna give that sex in the city one a try...i think it could be a winner...
  27. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    LOLZ!
  28. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1655 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    Arghh now Im gonna be really paranoid every time a guy hugs me!
  29. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    ha, that was pretty funny. the ending was funny
  30. Profile photo of themadcap
    themadcap Male 18-29
    97 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    @ aliachloe and bananajojo... sounds like you know how to pick em.
  31. Profile photo of Squidbush
    Squidbush Male 40-49
    716 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    "40-49 year old should not be picking up woman who are alone in a bar.... creeper"

    Where should he be picking them up then, a nursing home?


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    Faith13HF Male 13-17
    75 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    ...


    ...


    I hate myself now.

  33. Profile photo of Bat_Girl
    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
    323 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    this is funny.
  34. Profile photo of Bat_Girl
    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
    323 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    this is funny.
  35. Profile photo of confuzedkid
    confuzedkid Male 13-17
    161 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    my favorite manuever is
    "Hey steff (my gf) how bout a bj?"
  36. Profile photo of lickatoad
    lickatoad Female 18-29
    35 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 5:48 am
    nice one confuzedkid.

    This was funny :D

  37. Profile photo of ADMFlapplap
    ADMFlapplap Male 18-29
    175 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 9:29 am
    God, creepy.
  38. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    teehee. i lold
  39. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    "like your cousins girlfriend"
    *shakes head no*
    "a co-worker"
    *shakes head no again*
    "someone you met at comic-con"
    *aah yeah ok...*
  40. Profile photo of kronosbr
    kronosbr Male 18-29
    274 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    gotta remember to try out that last one :)
  41. Profile photo of Barnk
    Barnk Male 30-39
    486 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    I`ve got one. You tell the girl that you will punch her in the nose if she doesn`t touch it. Works every time!
  42. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    That was hilar. I think one of the best ways of doing it, although this only applies to men and women of a similar hight, is walking up behind a woman while they`re also walking, and swinging their hands. However, this might turn out to be slightly painful. But hey, a touch is a touch right?
  43. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    height*
  44. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 1:10 am
    lol I had a guy that looked like Chow Yun-Fat wax my brows and he "leaned in" and rested his penis on my arm. It definately had a firm reaction lol.
  45. Profile photo of mardraum
    mardraum Male 18-29
    220 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 3:36 am
    Get them drunk, and then you just wait for them to fall asleep. EZ

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