Homely Lady Is Obsessed With The Ninja Turtles

Submitted by: yappyJAP 8 years ago in Weird

Some might call this lady crazy for liking the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles this much. Most just think she retarded.
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Male 3,631
If I ever had the opportunity to in any way infiltrate this delusional dyke`s circle of trust, the first thing I`d do would be to earnestly implore her to audition for American Idol.
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Male 28
Karate lessons to become a ninja?! I thought she was crazy, now I know that she is just stupid.
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Male 1,313
Honestly... she scared me so badly, I managed to get mental diarrhea.

But you know, to each their own. My old roommate had a hard on for anything star wars. Inf act, I think their was a shrine in his closet dedicated to yoda.. pictures, plush dolls, candles, and all...

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Female 166
I didn`t think I could freak out people on IAB but from the looks of the comments, I guess I can! Anyway, I Googled "Michelle Ninja Turtles" and a lot of stuff came up including a site that gave me her last name, Ivey. If you Google "Michelle Ivey Ninja Turtles" a lot more weird stuff comes up (check out her MySpace) so check it out and comment about what you think. I don`t know why but I`m enjoying freaking myself out...I guess, letting myself know I`m not actually the weirdest person out there.
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Male 663
What`s also creepy is that she looks strikingly like one of my friends. who`s a 19 year old boy. *shudder*
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Female 24
Incidentally, no self respecting TRUE TMNT fan ever thought that stupid stage show musical had ANYTHING to do with the "real" turtles... it was an embarrassment!
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Female 24
Wow... now this was PAINFUL to watch, and let me tell you, I`m the biggest 29 year old female fan of the ninja turtles you`ll ever find. But this is bordering on... uhhh... weird? I find my creative outlet for TMNT via fan fiction and the like... but she`s young, so she`s got alot to learn about the ways of the world... and bank loans... sheesh! :)

Well, as long as she`s not hurting anyone but herself, power to her! :)

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Female 192
I`m scared now.
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Female 106
i call bs.
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Male 162
You`ve gotta keep the dream alive. 9.95!

Unfortunately the scale is out of 100. Gotta admire her spunk though.

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Male 22
anyone else think she`s kinda dumb for getting KARATE lessons to fight like a NINJA turtle? (they know ninjitsu in case anyone didn`t know)
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Female 260
reeeeeepost ¬____¬
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Female 92
eating pizza everyday cannot be healthy
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Male 199
is that that dude from anchorman naratting? Ed Harken cor whatver his name is?
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Male 9
Freemind2po no
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Male 154
Anyone else a little turned on?
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Female 1,264
The thing that worries me is that pizza...gross...
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Male 149
ok... ummm... yeah I can`t think of anything else to write...
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Female 77
You know what`s she`s missing?
This dog.

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Male 149
ok... ummm... yeah I can`t think of anything else to write...
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Male 431
i can see her as the middle aged mutant ninja homeless.
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Female 15,763
I wonder what the turtles think of this...
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Female 721
That woman makes me glad I like too many things to become obsessed with one thing.
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Female 15
hooooooo my god....
this makes me want to cry
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Male 221
Haha I wish I had a sister that dressed up like a Ninja Turtle and let me fight her in the front yard! That would be amazing!
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Male 45
awesome!... whatever gets her off, at least she has passion in her life.

God knows she`s getting no passion in the bedroom!

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Male 422
What a shame that Ninjas don`t do karate...
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Male 25,417
crazy people, if guys dont get laid the geek in us take over. looks like it happens both ways!
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Male 848
Um...(Walks out the door)
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Female 15
Ok i didn`t even need to start that video and she already looked crazy
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Female 267
Well, as long as it helps her out of her shell, why not?

ba dum bum TISH

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Male 518
Meh, so what it`s her life isn`t she entitled to do whatever the hell she wants with it?
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Female 340
Hey, if people can claim "Jedi" as their religion, why not "Ninja Turtle"?
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Female 53
This.

Is horrible.

I am going to go cleanse my mind with booze now.

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Male 4,159
that story if from the 90s.
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Female 1,963
Yup, definitely mildly retarded.
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Male 21
/cringe
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Male 4,807
epic geek!!!
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Male 229
Find her house and smash her collectibles.
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Female 239
shes probably happier than most people will ever be.
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Male 32
wow... i have no words for what i just saw.
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Male 283
So shes the one who still remembers ninja turtles
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Male 103
The sad thing is this isn`t supposed to be comedy. This is 100% true. I have a friend obsessed with He-Man much in the same way.
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Male 650
repost
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Female 220
omfg i`m going to have nightmares for the rest of my life
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Female 351
She is a bit messed up
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Male 91
Ok, I just watched all of it. Anyone taking this seriously needs help. Oh and by the way, American comedy largely sucks ass. This confirms it.
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Male 91
This must be fake, they`re totally acting.
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Female 1,496
I can see that pizza diet is serving her well. I bet she smells like dirty bathroom and grease.
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Female 13
@ bunny knight, i think people DO get obsessed with aviation, medicine, law, etc, it`s just not put on TV because it`s not bizarre.

oh and for the record, mayo is really good on pizza .__.

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Male 2,388
I have a confession to make i put roostertail sauce on my pizza
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Female 859
wow... really? lol
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Male 78
do you really need mayonnaise on a pizza?
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Female 168
I like her brother. He seems to be just dorky enough.
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Male 353
@ codmily, how is that different from any other religion? I`m not saying what she does is good but at least what she believes in is real hahaha. I don`t get it, why do people get obsessed in such crap, why not aviation, medicine, law, or something more useful?
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Female 864
maybe someday she will meet a male ninja turtle fan just like her and they will ..... but nah that`s not gonna happen
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Male 1,220
What a waste of a human life.
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Female 360
I think it`s sad that she has basically chosen that as her religion. She worships them in a way, But I mean, to each his own... do whatever.
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Female 472
I`m not even a big turtles fan but I want that suit!
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Female 35
.........weird )-|
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repost but funny
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Male 56
To each there own...
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Female 326
:| the mask is the wall. she`s hiding in it. she`s living their lives (fictional)...not hers.
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Male 358
Wow...that makes my Godzilla obsession seem almost sane.
HAHAHA!
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Female 107
Hahahaha Veggieman
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Male 338
what ever makes you happy... just... ehem... follow your heart...
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Male 1,666
I think that if she lost weight and became more fashionable in terms of things like hair and clothes, she could definitely be attractive. That is, until you see how unbelievably dorky she is. Actually, scratch all of that, I just watched that video again, and hell no. Just hell no.
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Male 493
Oh dear God in heaven NO! Why? Why is she putting herself in a terrible financial situation just for her turtle obsession? She`s doing nothing but working hard to make her factory boss rich, her banks rich, and the people who auction of these turtles costumes rich! Follow your heart into bankruptcy is more like it.
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Male 9,305
Follow your heart, sure, but when your heart is about to fail from fat, then you should stop! O_o
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Male 57
AHA!
She reminds me of a bit uglier and overweight Janeane Garofalo.
She probably could be attractive if she tried.
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Male 1,297
poor lonely soul. too bad she doesn`t brush up on her ninja skills instead of taking out bank loans- that or dousing herself in toxic waste...
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Female 1,386
I like to think I`m generally not prone to violence, but yet... I feel so compelled to punch her in the face and burn her toys. :/
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Male 782
Can`t help but twitch a little and cringe when you see anyone that obsessed with anything at all.
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Male 1,129
Wow... that bitch is psycho... but those heads are pretty gnarly
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Female 460
Is this a repost, or just another video of the same person? Cuz I remember her.
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Male 897
My brother says he is going to marry her. ..only so he can play with all her TMNT toys though.
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Female 779
What a loser... :/
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Female 81
reeeeeeeepost
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Male 914
wonder if she knows who liard is...
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Female 582
Kinda crazy, but to each their own I guess. At least she`s not hurting anyone else. Her parents could be a bit more supportive -- like, just `cause you think it`s a waste of money (and most people would agree), she`s not leeching off you so just say your happy that she`s happy and move on.
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Male 914
homely??...she is a total babe!!...well if ninja turtles make her truly happy and she`s not hurting anyone, why not...i mean most of us go through life not really knowing what truly makes us happy and how to have a meaningful life...ok enough of the philosophy...lol
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Male 3,301
I`m in love.
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Male 190
some people worship gods, and some just worship mutant turtles...
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Male 83
"Michelle lives on a strict ninja turtle diet"
Doesn`t look like its working out too good for her
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Female 167
I`m glad she`s happy.
Whatever does it these days, right?
=/
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Male 485
and nidonemo... just follow ur heart
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Male 485
wake n bake... by hit u mean...?
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Male 9,305
Obsession to this point is very unhealthy. Her diet is extremely poor, and even deadly.

I mean I obsess too, I go into nostalgia attacks and I start researching old cartoons and characters. I`ll wing out a story or two and then it usually passes.

This person is going into DEBT because she must have EVERYTHING about this series.

I mean, I know people who will pay out the nose for a piece of fandom, that`s fine as long as you`re working towards it, but she`s taking out a loan. A loan that could go to her own home, her car, something that requires a timely investment.

Her life should come first, not her interests. :(

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Male 83
DEAR GOD!!!
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Female 527
well i guess shes not hurting anyone...
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Male 663
i`d hit it.
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Male 734
Loser on a whole new level.
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Female 17
i feel like she could be really pretty if she lost some weight and grew out her hair. and worked on being less bat-shet insane. well
at least she`s happy.
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Female 470
At least she`s happy and content with her life and herself (as far as I can tell). That`s far from sad. :/
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Female 7
haha ummmm
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Male 336
wow sad
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Male 2,125
It`s her life. Who the hell are we to judge what she can and can`t do with her life?
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Male 174
double u oh double u!
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Female 248
i have nothing to say
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Male 357
Still cooler than being a twitter freak.
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Male 177
that would of been awesome if she actually could say "I have the head of Leonardo de Vinci" but no she doesnt and shes creepy :(
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Male 266
I`d shoot myself if I had to live near this childish retard. That`s not a woman. That is a girl. And only barely.
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Female 1,142
The dad "pardoned his own French" `cause he referred to her spending as "waste". As in:
"... she can waste her OWN money on this stuff..."

Anywho, yeah, she`s happy being a turtle.
Prolly not all there mentally, but she`s not bothering anyone, as far as I can tell.
It`s kinda cute, in a childish way; and at least she`s not uber creepy about it. :3

And I haven`t seen this in a looong time. Sometimes reposts aren`t that bad, when they`re far enough apart. :P

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Female 683
"If she`s happy let her be."


I second that.

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Male 100
That`s drated up that they`re exploiting a drating retard like that, those bastards at VH1.
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Male 138
Her parents obviously never hugged her as a child...

And Mayonnaise on pizza? That just sounds... delicious...
not really. More like a heart attack.

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Male 7
I think she has asbergers or something
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Male 833
the ninja turtles tuaght her not to hide who she is?
THEYRE NINJAS
THAT LIVE IN A SEWER
ALL THEY DO IS HIDE
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Male 65
this is a re-post. still hilarious though.
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Male 63
"pardon my french"?! wtf... her parents are weird too
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Male 36
there`s one person who will forever be a virgin
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Male 1,265
Most just think she retarded.
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Male 381
"when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self aware, taught me to never hide behind any wall of who you really are, but to live your life as you want to"

yeah, because dressing up in a giant turtle costume isn`t hiding who you are at all ¬_¬

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Male 949
It seems furries have finally been outdone on the crazy scale.

I`d better go fix that.

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Male 864
What. The. F*ck?
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Male 2,199
"she can spend her OWN money on this stuff *smug laugh* pardon my french"... which part of that sentence had any bad language/swears/french in it?
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Female 153
I never thought it was possible to go off into the deep end of a shallow gene pool.

....I stand corrected. )-|

Cowabunga, indeed.

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Male 76
a very good example of tv brainwashing...
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Male 5,189
Donatello was my favorite.

If she`s happy let her be.

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Male 988
VERY OBSESSED
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Female 9,558
I like ninja turtles. Sorry, it had to be said.
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Female 614
commendable that she doesn`t care, but it... i dunno, somebody find some words for me?
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Male 629
Pizza every day? That has got to take a toll.
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Male 11,739
Retarded is a good word. Unless she`s just on some really good (or really bad) drugs.
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Female 166
Link: Homely Lady Is Obsessed With The Ninja Turtles [Rate Link] - Some might call this lady crazy for liking the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles this much. Most just think she retarded.
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