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Date: 04/09/09 06:01 PM

36 Responses to Herpes Infected Monkeys Escape Research Center

  1. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    April 6, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    Link: Herpes Infected Monkeys Escape Research Center - Researchers say they pose ``little threat to humans`` because they are shy. Would you be afraid?
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    April 9, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    They`re shy? Goddam monkeys in the movie "Outbreak" were shy. And you know what the result of that was? A really f*cking lame movie.

    I think there`s a lesson here for all of us.

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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    April 9, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    i have to admit i was expecting to see rows of small boxes with little holes for windows
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    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
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    April 9, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    this seams familiar... hmmmm... oh yeah!! 28 days (or weeks i can never remember) later! thats it.... oh sh@#!!!
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    April 9, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    Let`s just say this is.. um.. NEAR my area. Yeah. Everyone was freaking out/laughing.
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    Aphr0d1te Female 18-29
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    April 9, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    uhhm why do the monkeys have herpes? what kind of "research" is this?
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    April 9, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    "uhhm why do the monkeys have herpes? what kind of "research" is this?"

    I think you hit the nail on the....nvm

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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
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    April 9, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    Honey I swear I got the herpes from a monkey bite. Honey, sweetie? Where are you going??
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    April 9, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    @thefireguy22
    There were Herpes Monkeys in 28 days/weeks later? The trailers really never do give a clear summary of the movie...
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    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    732 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    This sounds like a Family Guy clip.
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    kenny_f Male 13-17
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    April 9, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    the monkeys in 28 days later were infected with rage.
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    dragosal Male 18-29
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    April 9, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    some primates carry these illness`s naturally. i coud be wrong but i dont think things like herpes hurts primates like it does us. tho it prolly should. OH wat if the monkeys in 28 days later actually has syphilis! swiss cheese brain could account for the "rage" never saw the movie just a random idea.
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    BBQ Male 18-29
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    April 9, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    _Perfection_ >> Haven`t we all been there? I suppose "the monkey did it" isn`t they best excuse out there, still, it`s the most used one.
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    April 9, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    Before somebody else gets to it...


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    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
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    April 9, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    I was gonna put that up. damn you, peloos. =O
    LOL jk
    and
    LOL@_Perfection_
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    tonkacow Female 13-17
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    April 9, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    What were they doing to the monkeys that they got Herpes? :(
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    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
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    April 9, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    wow this post really hits close to home...i happen to be a researcher (why do you think i`m on iab all the time, hehe)...but seriously, the herpes virus is very close anatomically to the aids virus and this is why primates are used in testing...ie, aids and herpes don`t infect other animals they way they infect hominids like people or primates...its true, monkeys do not exhibit the same symptoms as humans upon infection, HOWEVER, they can easily infect a human by scratching and biting...the worst part is that these primates DO NOT like humans at all...and for very good reason (i don`t think i need to explain why)...anyway, they are EXTREMELY violent when any human even goes near their cage...we usually have to sedate them first using a tranquilizer before we can even get near them...i`m sure these monkeys that escaped want to get as far away from any human as possible...but, then again, therein lies the danger...
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    April 9, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    28 days later, America has a herpes epidemic on its hands (even if the movie took place in the UK...).
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    April 9, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    Great, just great. Thanks science!
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    HerrHuhn Male 18-29
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    April 9, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    I actually go to school fairly close to this place. Thus, I`m somewhat less than delighted by the inevitable plague of STD ridden monkeys within spitting distance.
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    FloridaSnow Male 18-29
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    April 9, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    I had a little monkey and i sent him to the country and I feed him on ginger bread, along came a choo-choo, knocked my monkey coo-coo and now my monkeys...dead
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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    April 9, 2009 at 11:41 pm
    Isn`t herpes a, you know, an STD?

    So unless someone plans to have sex with that monkey, I don`t think we need to worry.

    Well poo, keep me away from that monkey!

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    FloridaSnow Male 18-29
    416 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 12:11 am
    STDs can still be transmitted via some other bodily fluids
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    mattriesel Male 18-29
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    April 10, 2009 at 1:28 am
    so, who gave the monkeys herpes in the first place?


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    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
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    April 10, 2009 at 1:46 am
    I`ll remember that next time I make out with a monkey.
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
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    April 10, 2009 at 2:38 am
    This makes me pretty mad.
    They retreat when approached eh?
    I wonder why. I would sure as hell run away if I saw the bastards coming for me to try and give me AIDS or whatever.
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    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 3:31 am
    This is a link explaining why they are testing monkeys. I think I would rather see a monkey tested than a human for this one. But if your that concerned about the monkeys maybe you should volunteer for this research, I`m sure they will give you a proper burial.
    http://www.monkeymaddness.com/articles/v...
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    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
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    April 10, 2009 at 3:33 am
    Oh and I am sure they did not infect the monkeys with the Herpes. It actually runs rampid in the jungle where the monkeys are from.
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    CrazyD101 Male 18-29
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    April 10, 2009 at 3:49 am
    28 days later all over again! Better hope you`re in a coma in a locked room when it starts.
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    ConverseUK Male 18-29
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    April 10, 2009 at 4:40 am
    Anyone here had a cold-sore?

    That`s Oral Herpes.

    Play safe, kids!

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    davymid Male 30-39
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    April 10, 2009 at 5:13 am
    Oh and I am sure they did not infect the monkeys with the Herpes. It actually runs rampid in the jungle where the monkeys are from.

    No, I`m pretty sure they were infected. I doubt they were shipped out from the rainforest pre-loaded with software, if you catch me.

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    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
    323 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 5:28 am
    wow. i feel bad for the monkeys.
  33. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
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    April 10, 2009 at 5:31 am
    "No, I`m pretty sure they were infected. I doubt they were shipped out from the rainforest pre-loaded with software, if you catch me."

    Well, I caught something...

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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    April 10, 2009 at 8:43 am
    Aaaaw... They were caught :-(. I was hoping for a real-life 28 days later.
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    LuckyChuck Male 18-29
    35 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 9:12 am
    Isn`t this how the movie 28 Days Later began?
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    yoshi_glover Male 13-17
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    April 10, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    Awww man that was like our only shot at a zombie apcolypse....f**k!!!

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