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Date: 04/16/09 03:43 PM

69 Responses to Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 11:45 am
    Link: Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video - This actually makes me want to visit Cleveland more now than before.
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    buttersisluv Female 18-29
    362 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    XD
  3. Profile photo of sewermonkey
    sewermonkey Male 30-39
    280 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    Yeah. Where do I go in Cleveland if im a douchebag?
  4. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    April 16, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    Halifax rip off...Good though.
  5. Profile photo of BloodLimit
    BloodLimit Male 13-17
    118 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    Hell-yeah I wana go to cleaveland!!! I might even see `That guy`
  6. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    Peloos12 approves of this message!!!

    Cleveland SUCKS.

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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    I thought Cleveland was black...
  8. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    You know why doggy style was invented?

    So Browns fans could keep watching the game.

  9. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    Why doesn`t Columbus have a professional football team?

    Because then Cleveland would want one.

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    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    662 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    The guy who sang this does those Man in the Box skits.
    I have no interest in visiting Cleveland, and this confirms it. Haha.
  11. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    And last but not least:

    What does Brady Quinn and Pat Robertson have in common?

    They can both make 70,000 people stand up and yell "JESUS CHRIST!"

    :rimshot:

    I`m done. :-)

  12. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    Hey I`m going to West 6th Street because I`m a douchebag! Thanks for the advice!
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    I`m sorry, but that was just so dumb.
  14. Profile photo of SGB
    SGB Male 18-29
    156 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    Theres a really funny fake tourism video some guys made a few years ago for a seaside town near me. I have to find it and submit it!
  15. Profile photo of 5577
    5577 Male 13-17
    518 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    Heh, is Cleveland a bad place IRL?
  16. Profile photo of harshkd
    harshkd Male 30-39
    122 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    It`s true, everyone on W. 6th is there to be scene on W. 6th
  17. Profile photo of Leiaisluf
    Leiaisluf Female 13-17
    192 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    If you`re blue, and you don`t know where to go to, go to Cleveland!

    /corny reference

  18. Profile photo of BlueOrchid
    BlueOrchid Female 18-29
    158 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    I don`t know why I found this funny.
    But I did.
  19. Profile photo of tenty
    tenty Male 18-29
    425 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    You should all come to my town! We have the worlds largest gift card shop and a really really long pier.
  20. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    lol, I still would rather go to San Fransico.
  21. Profile photo of Erunen
    Erunen Male 18-29
    190 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    YEAH!!!
  22. Profile photo of ahkmou
    ahkmou Male 18-29
    94 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    who the fu*ck still uses the pay phone?! ahaha
  23. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    If they would follow me around singing a theme song for my life for one weekend I would spend that weekend in Clevland.
  24. Profile photo of thubanstar
    thubanstar Female 50-59
    822 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    tenty,

    Sounds intense, but I`d rather go to CLEVELAND!!!! YEAH!!!!!

  25. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    I wanna go there. :O
  26. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    Cut, Print, Gay.
  27. Profile photo of Wagonlover
    Wagonlover Male 18-29
    290 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    hilarious! Here`s a statue of Moses Cleveland. He`s the guy who invented Cleveland Yeah!
  28. Profile photo of Ecott
    Ecott Male 13-17
    34 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    I USED TO LIVE IN CLEVELAND AND IT SUCKS!
  29. Profile photo of troytrooper
    troytrooper Male 18-29
    115 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    Now what would make it even better is if it was followed by an hour long show about Cleveland as described by the intro.
  30. Profile photo of Yokel1337
    Yokel1337 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    yup fairly accurate representation i would say.
    aslo known as the MISTAKE BY THE LAKE!!!!!!
    cleveland sucks cleveland sucks cleveland sucks cleveland sucks cleveland sucks cleveland sucks cleveland sucks cleveland sucks
  31. Profile photo of zekumi
    zekumi Female 18-29
    400 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    They should play that on TV. :D
  32. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    Cleveland doesn`t suck too much. I used to live around there.... Still do...
  33. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    hahahahahaha somebody just told me a joke

    this video? oh, it sucks.

  34. Profile photo of punki3
    punki3 Female 13-17
    175 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    hey, looks more interesting then my home! lol
  35. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    Who the drat still uses a pay phone. lol.
  36. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    Cleveland is the worst city I have ever been to in my life, bar none.
  37. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    South Park style song. Good result.
  38. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    omg im so there!
  39. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    Cleveland sucks!
  40. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 9:02 pm
    How can you have a Cleveland Tourism video and not mention the river fires?!
  41. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    Thats the name of that black guy in Family Guy
  42. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    I have been to Cleveland once, it smelled horrid, and there was this constant grime all over the place. Cincinnati, now there`s a place I`d like to visit.
  43. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    Yeah, you know it`s crappy when their NFL team doesn`t even have a logo
  44. Profile photo of Hexagonal
    Hexagonal Female 13-17
    15 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 10:04 pm
    "Who the drat still uses a payphone!"
    me?..... :(
  45. Profile photo of Shadeszilla
    Shadeszilla Male 18-29
    40 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 10:30 pm
    I live there. Well, I live in a suburb of Cleveland. We don`t really associate with Cleveland though...
  46. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 10:45 pm
    Wow, I never ever ever EVER want to be in the vicinity of Cleveland, now.
  47. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 10:49 pm
    lol, silly bastards. mmmm-my alcohol is good.
  48. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    April 17, 2009 at 12:18 am
    Well this was funny, though it can easily apply to any other city in the world. Cleveland really isn`t all that bad. I`m from and I`m proud to say it.
  49. Profile photo of Souljah23
    Souljah23 Male 18-29
    207 posts
    April 17, 2009 at 12:21 am
    I still use payphones here and there, depending on the urgency of the situation, or if I`m holding a suitcase full of drugs and wearing black sunglasses
  50. Profile photo of hyeonkim0805
    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    April 17, 2009 at 1:13 am
    LOL for some reason i found this to be very fcking funny LOL Cleveland YEAH!!!!!!
  51. Profile photo of Squidbush
    Squidbush Male 40-49
    770 posts
    April 17, 2009 at 2:08 am
    "Wow, I never ever ever EVER want to be in the vicinity of Cleveland, now."
    I don`t blame you. I live 2 hours away and still feel the suck.
  52. Profile photo of littleoracle
    littleoracle Female 30-39
    322 posts
    April 17, 2009 at 4:08 am
    I hated living in Ohio, period.
  53. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    April 17, 2009 at 5:29 am
    Wow, Cleveland does rock.
  54. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    April 17, 2009 at 5:41 am
    What, no mention on Drew Carey?
  55. Profile photo of Yokel1337
    Yokel1337 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    April 17, 2009 at 5:53 am
    drew was the guy using the pay phone
  56. Profile photo of themadcap
    themadcap Male 18-29
    97 posts
    April 17, 2009 at 6:13 am
    "Cleveland is the worst city I have ever been to in my life, bar none."

    You don`t travel much, I take. Cleveland does rock. A great party town. Downtown, The Flats, and guys, on the east side... The Executive Den... If you live east of the Mississippi, you will forget about Vegas.

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    BlooPikachu Female 18-29
    346 posts
    April 17, 2009 at 7:15 am
    LMFAO this was great!
  58. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    April 17, 2009 at 7:15 am
    Definite WIN!
  59. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    April 17, 2009 at 7:52 am
    I thoroughly enjoyed Cleveland, although the last time I was there, it was mostly in a drunken haze.
  60. Profile photo of microburst
    microburst Male 40-49
    7 posts
    April 17, 2009 at 10:24 am
    i grew up in akron so ive been to cleveland many times
  61. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    April 17, 2009 at 11:01 am
    lmao! Now do Long Beach!
  62. Profile photo of Norts
    Norts Male 18-29
    486 posts
    April 17, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    LOL!!!
  63. Profile photo of summarr
    summarr Female 13-17
    188 posts
    April 17, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    YEAH CLEVELAND!
    haha that was amazing.
  64. Profile photo of anaxaretec
    anaxaretec Female 13-17
    31 posts
    April 17, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    "He`s the guy who invented Cleveland!" Great. XD
  65. Profile photo of DinoAle
    DinoAle Female 18-29
    107 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 12:50 am
    Wait, this is real?
  66. Profile photo of Lukanian-7
    Lukanian-7 Male 13-17
    15 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 6:52 am
    Haha, actually there`s a lot of stuff in cleveland I live near there, But I`m not offended this was a total win.

    "Who the drat still uses a payphone!?!?" lmao

  67. Profile photo of Sickhead
    Sickhead Male 18-29
    59 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 9:03 am
    that payphone line got me goooooood lmao
  68. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    All this energy calling me
    Back where it comes from
    It`s such a crude attitude
    It`s back where it belongs
    All the little kids growing up on the skids are goin`
    Cleveland rocks, Cleveland rocks
  69. Profile photo of Random3
    Random3 Female 18-29
    115 posts
    April 26, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    All completely true!!! lol

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