Florida Responsible For Another Wacky Crime

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

This might be the most bizarre Florida crime yet. Wait until the reporter reads the quotes that the suspects yelled.
There are 128 comments:
Male 341
Up until the part where they say they stole her purse too i thought it was just some guys trying to f_ck with people. Like the shotgun was just an airsoft gun or something.
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Male 257
i seeh why... chickens r powerful
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Female 2,064
Ahahaha. Wow. I love chicken, but that`s too drating weird even for me.
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Male 89
haha skibi... stereotypes aren`t always as unfair as everyone says they are..
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Male 228
Love that chicken from Popeyes!
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Male 2,582
Jeez, just give them the Goddamn chicken,
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Male 290
haha syke22 made me lol
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Male 178
damn floorda yooo craaaazzeeee
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Female 103
... Fried chicken... Burgundy Pontiac...

When did we start playing "Spot the Stereotype?"

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Male 1,135
`you know what time it is..`
`no`
`ITS CHICKEN TIME BITCH!` (coks shotgun)
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Male 1,929
Why was the reporter holding her nose the whole time she was speaking?
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Male 1,360
think they`re funny, i guess
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Male 363
w`s wrong wit cho Floda??

And btw raberboom racisst.

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Female 859
GIVE US THE CHICKEN!
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Female 528
GIVE ME THE CHICKEN! hahaha
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Male 2,004
that guy must be hungry
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Female 4,028
Seriously? Holding someone at gunpoint because you want their chicken? The f-ck is wrong with the world?
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Male 833
a bunch of niggas stealing fried chicken!!!

Whats new?

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Male 207
HAHAHAHAHAHA BURGUNDY PONTIAC.

I am a racist!s.

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Female 187
i hate the way reporters talk. they all do it. this one just won`t give it a break.
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Male 44
nvm. i guess im the retard after all.. lol But I promise you theres an Arlington and Jacksonville in NC.
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Male 44
RETARDS!!! ALL OF YOU who think this is Florida.. She said Arlington, and then Jacksonville.. That is in North Carolina.
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Male 1,685
she sounds a little stuffy. poor gal`s got a cold!
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Female 107
Lol, the reporters voice is really annoying :l
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Male 174
I was kinda dissapointed. When it said a wacky florida crime, I was expecting someone to be arrested for flirting with a hedgehog next to a fire hydrant.
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Male 772
I find it ironic she drives the car the same way the stalkers did, followed by "It was then, they knew things were about to get ugly."

So does that mean that things are about to get ugly right there?

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Female 1,677
Why do newscasters (or whatever) have to talk like they`ve had a fricking stroke?? It`s so annoying- just talk normally!! As long as they don`t mumble they should be fine. That is why I don`t watch the news.
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Female 1,893
HAHAHAH Karmas a female dog
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Male 256
Holy Freakin COW I FREAKIN KNOW HER. this is crazy I use to work with this girl at papa johns on southside blvd. this is freakin crazy. she got me fired because i called in. wow this is really weird I look at these videos all the time and somebody I know is on here whoa that is sooo flippin crazy
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Male 72
I don`t blame them.... Popeyes chicken is the greatest thing I have ever put in my mouth.
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Male 524
k, more people doing freaking weird things that aren`t worth it, lol GIVE US THE CHICKEN!
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Female 2,120
Bingo!
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Male 101
GIVE US THE CHICKEN!!! lol i can actually imagine a group of guys down here shouting that. Heck I wouldn`t blame them either, Popeye`s is good as hell.
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Female 2,120
Before I watch or read comments, I take a wild guess: Something to do with fast food?
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Male 1,629
wait why are people assuming the assailants were black. i mean by stereotype it coulda been so but in FL theres a high mix of races it coulda easily been 4 mexicans or whites or a combo
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Male 274
give us tha chicken!!!!!!

rotflmao

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Male 1,629
there you go! primetimekin was in on it he admitted it. GET HIM! lol
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Male 72
Dude, is some crazy bitch tells you to give them chicken from a place you work at and can get for free and threatend to pop a cap up your ass if you dont, YOU GIVE THEM THE DAMN CHICKEN!!!!
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Male 3,915
"you know what time it is give it up!"
sounds like a new rap song intro to me...either that or singing MC Hammer...
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Female 1,589
Only thing I noticed through the whole thing was how stupid the shots were.
Why did they think it was necessary to keep showing us the road and the signs?
Less voice over would have fixed that.
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Male 97
Crime is not the only thing that has grown in Jacksonville, Brandy Thomas, Resident.
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Male 7,933
I gotta admit, if I ever were to commit robbery, it would definitely be for Popeyes chicken
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Male 1,086
That reporter`s voice...eck. "Give us the Chicken" I`m saving this for a rainy day, in the middle of the street.
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Female 1,401
i`m with ya tony, i thought the same thing
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Male 3,296
The Brothers was hungry.. gots to get them chickens???


and dont ask why i thought he was black??

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Male 121
Why didn`t she just chug a can of spinach and kick their butts?
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Female 913
I live in Jacksonville and I would expect nothing less from the Arlington area. I won`t even drive in that area it`s so bad. It`s true when they say all of Jacksonville is going to pot though. I hate it here and wish I could move back to California.
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Female 244
I`ve been to that very Popeyes.

Sigh.

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Male 2,788
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Male 9,305
Ever notice how off their tone of voice is when they explain the story? How you would NEVER normally sound like that when talking to your friends?

Think about it.

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Male 599
"Does anyone else want to shoot themselves after listening to this reporter`s voice?"

Yes. but first im going to hold up a dairy queen because I don`t have enough change in my pocket to buy a blizzard of the month.

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Male 599
"Notice how they make it sound much worse because the lady couldn`y buy her 5 year old a birthday gift?"

And that doesn`t actually make any sense because you have to be paid in check so the government can take out income tax. So if someone steals the check, then she gets another.

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Female 1,578
wow, this isn`t the onion?!
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Male 3,014
"Fifteen minutes later, police got a call from someone who was held-up at gunpoint for their watermelon."

HA.

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Male 208
The gas money they wasted circling her probably could`ve bought some chicken. Here`s to stereotypes.
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Male 265
Notice how they make it sound much worse because the lady couldn`y buy her 5 year old a birthday gift?
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Female 152
Ahhh Florida, i had some good times there, i now live in texas though :( its drating boring
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Male 246
The reporter sounds identical to the asian correspondent from Family Guy.

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Male 4,392
Well let`s be real here are. Popeye`s chicken is pretty good. This wouldn`t have happened if it was a box of KFC extra crispy
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Male 720
Does anyone else want to shoot themselves after listening to this reporter`s voice?
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Male 734
Fifteen minutes later, police got a call from someone who was held-up at gunpoint for their watermelon.
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Male 1,289
Must be some DAMN GOOD CHIKENZ!
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Male 3
lol AndroidMetro
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Male 807
I`m guessing the suspects are white.
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Male 512
The Facepalm State strikes again!
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Male 72
meow?
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Female 1,436
way to go Florida citizens . . . please. . . just make us look like complete fu*king morons. Sheesh.

Oh and Lion: Keep on doing the awesome work! Virtual high five!

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Female 36
I think I`m more annoyed by the reporter`s tone of voice than by the whole chicken story..
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Male 456
DUUUVAAALLLL
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Female 710
Why not just go buy your own chicken?
Seriously, wtf.
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Female 192
Oh, what a sad, sad world...
All that trouble, just for chicken? If they really needed the money that badly, why drive around and burn the gas (hey, that costs money...) and harass slightly rotund people for their chicken when they could just jump from some bushes and snatch it? Not like the slightly-rotund people can run after them...
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Male 144
CapnRusty
WHOISIT12345

Beat me to it.

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Male 736
darling mother shouldn`t be eating that anyway, time for a wee diet, methinks. that way she`ll still be alive to see her kid`s graduation.
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Male 4,393
Leeeeeeeeeroyyyyy Jenkinnnnnnssss!!!!!!!!
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Male 1,051
I swear I`ve met that girl before... Hilarious but sad. I feel bad for the 5 year old girl =(
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Female 660
also,if they were black people who were robbed or were the thieves, I`m pretty sure the reporter would have mention it. You know the news people, sensationist.
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Male 34
Least I got chicken.....
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Male 904
after rewatching, i think ill be abusing these quotes
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Female 660
they were still robbed though
guess it was some messed up tactic to scare them
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Male 307
"What you in for?"

"Grand theft chicken."

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Female 458
Good. Grief. Seriously? Over chicken? Were these guys, like, drunk?
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Male 82
okay. so basically two people were walking home when they were mugged. headlines headlines headlines
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Male 586
"YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!!!" GIVEEEE ITTTTTTTT UP!"

~Techno Breakdown~

Chorus:
Give, give, gi gi gi giv give give, GIVE ME THE CHICKEN...... RAWRRRRRRR<!

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Male 91
Popeye`s is horrible :/

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Male 285
"I`m from Canada, and this video raises a question.

Is Popeye`s Chicken really THAT good?"

They do have Popeye`s here silly. And yes, the chicken is THAT good. But this story is just WTF.

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Male 904
thats soo uncool... also, i bet the thieves were black...lol
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Male 4,290
The best part of this was SilverThread referencing Leroy Jenkins.
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Male 233
I agree with JJXanadu and prob whoever else said it her voice was so drating annoying i had to stop the video
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Male 127
New Popeyes Slogan:

GIVE US THE CHICKEN!

...or we`ll shoot

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Male 97
YAY! Florida!
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Male 55
It`s like the reporter has just been given this article to read, and cannot take any of it seriously. But I`m going to say "Give us the chicken" sometime soon.
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Male 1,153
i hate american reporters.
just listen to the stupid manner of speech!
that proper pissed me off lol
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Male 2,528
I the defense of the suspects...

THAT IS SOME DAMN FINE CHICKEN!!!

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Male 3,369
Lionhart2 : "they are a bunch of virgin dogbuttf*ckers with no life."
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Oi! My butt is virgin thank you!

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Male 3,425
Did anyone notice that it never said the victims gave them the chicken... That must be some gooood chicken.

And the news reporter has the most annoying accent I have ever heard. I`m so glad I don`t live there.

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Male 104
lionhart can we have an auto-ban filter? You could always consider post-count in the filter - the people who spam here always have low post counts as far as i`ve seen (or have only just joined).


If you post a link to that sh*t, your account is suspended? Dunno, don`t mean to play god, just a suggestion :)

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Male 8,300
> silveruo
> Can we ban "nikats"? all she does is that (websitefordogbuttf*ckers) crap. i dunno about IAB, but the IT guys at work ban their ip addresses all the time...

Sorry wilveruo, I deleted your post because it contained the address and I don`t want to give them the satisfaction of even being mentioned by others. Please don`t take it the wrong way, we DO appreciate your post!

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Male 8,300
The trouble silveruo is that they keep changing IP addresses. Every one of these dickless f*cktards is banned on sight and all their posts deleted, yet they continue to spam us with the brainless retarded crap because they are a bunch of virgin dogbuttf*ckers with no life. Still, we keep banning...
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Female 324
God, CNN needs to get news anchors with less annoying voices.
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Male 17,511
I know Popeye`s chicken is good, But dang, If you`re that hard up for some food go pawn the damn gun and buy some!
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Male 11
Well when everty one is as fat as she is i guess fast fod crime rates will sky rocket lol
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Male 15
that was flipping weak sauce.
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Male 513
What can I say IAB? The posts have been slacking...not much interesting in a long time. Boring sh*t like this, mostly. This isn`t funny or interesting in any way.
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Female 2,289
I can see that line catching on... in the way she said it too.

"Give us the chicken"

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Male 2,125
Well, Florida is the dick of the country. It`s even shaped like one. No surprise that odd things happen there =P
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Male 626
When the reporter read:
"You know what time it is."

I actually said out loud:
"Chicken time!"

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Male 4,004
I`m from Canada, and this video raises a question.

Is Popeye`s Chicken really THAT good?

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Female 19
i am ashamed to say that i live in jacksonville, fl because of this. given arlington is a badddd part of jacksonville. and crime has gone up with the economy. i havent even gone to any of my clubs for the past 3 months because of so many people getting robbed at gunpoint. its rediculous.

but over chicken?! whoa.

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Male 4,793
robbed her chicken at gunpoint? why? take 4 bucks and go to a KFC.
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Male 3,301
Dammit Primetimekin, what is it with you and chicken?
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Female 150
HAHA glad I don`t live there :P
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Male 92
"Please change the title of this video to :"Fat bitch complaining about her stolen chicken"."

Must have missed the whole shotgun and purse stolen thing...

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Male 516
Can someone please tell that reporter to take her fingers out of her nose when she talks? Holy crap, I don`t know if I`ve ever heard a more nasal person in my life.
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Female 7
x] It just has to be my city, doesnt it?

I`ve been in that arlington area. my sister used to live there. its crazy, im not that surprised it happened.

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Male 483
SilverThread, you wouldn`t happen to be referring to Leroy Jenkins would you?
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Male 650
RL trolls
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Male 229
Please change the title of this video to :"Fat bitch complaining about her stolen chicken".
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Female 5,222
i wanna chicken sangwich.. and some waffle fries.. FO`FREE
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Male 3,431
Least I got Chicken.
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Male 1,193
but politikil, they never identified the race so we don`t know for sure..... eh who am i kidding?
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Male 15,832
She got paid in cash? Hasn`t she heard of direct deposit? I sometimes go for a month without spending a penny in cash.
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Male 593
Uh... what??
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Male 130
Well folks, stereotypes exist for a reason.
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Male 612
oh dear jesus
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Male 392
.....*sigh*

all hope for my state.... is nearly gone :(

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Female 1,095
They never said whether or not they got the chicken...just the purse. I need to know!
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Male 1,523
Darn, couldn`t watch it... Not available on mobile devices I think, and I`m too lazy to get on my computer, for it is almost 2:00 am... Man it`s hot in here.

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Male 21,133
Link: Florida Responsible For Another Wacky Crime [Rate Link] - This might be the most bizarre Florida crime yet. Wait until the reporter reads the quotes that the suspects yelled.
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