F The Earth Day

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

April 22 is Earth Day but this old coot has high hopes that we take back the world and make it our bitch. NSFW language.
There are 36 comments:
Male 101
drat the earth!!!
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Female 20
Pour oil on a duck! haha
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Male 384
now this was some funny stuff...
the old guy was what made it so great, though... if it had been a young person, it would have seemed silly..... i could almost believe this old guy wanted us to all pollute today!
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Male 207
pure oil on a duck!
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Male 2,582
yea! FU*K THE EARTH!!!
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Male 1,078
ha.
cant wait till tomorrow.
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Male 8,302
> kinjomusashi
> hippies...they wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad

Hey, you wouldn`t start building a 1000-brick fence with only 8 bricks, you`d wait till you had all 1000 before starting. Same with dope, you need to ingest the right amount before getting on with the job.

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Male 8,302
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Male 988
good timing repost
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Male 428
eat rocks people!.. listen to this man! i own your face
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Male 4,793
pour oil on a duck! that vid is full of win.
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Male 462
As a self-proclaimed hippie, i find this hilarious.
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Male 17,512
This was a fail last year.

Now it`s just old fail.

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Male 914
"...hippies...they wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad..."

- e. cartman

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Male 1,220
Swim...and eat rocks...I`m on it.
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Male 423
swim and eat rocks people. i can`t believe the answers to all our problems are so simple!
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Female 188
happy eff the earth day!
...wait. thats tomorrow.
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Male 203
awesome
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Male 3,819
And don`t forget this video`s awesome patriotic cousin.
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Male 9,306
Its the sun not the earth that`s warming up I hear.

But yeah don`t be mean to Erf, dats where de cute widdle aminals live and play and nom and go frrt.

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Male 3,819
We may get this every year, but with damn good reason. Hilarious.
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Female 15,763
Old people make things seem so much more legit.
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Male 1,894
but I like the earth, that is where I keep all of my stuff.
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Male 12,138
[quote">"Besides, what has the Earth ever done for us?

Well, there is the aqueduct..."

Lol where have I heard that reply before?[/quote">

Sorry, obscure Monty Python in-joke. Linky to one of the best skits of all time.

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Male 2,388
every year we get this
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Male 782
Swim. And eat rocks. Happy F*ck the earth day.
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Male 10,440
Where in RTW does that come up kairobert? I`ve played that game end to end and I don`t remember.
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Male 4,594
That had SO much potential, but it ultimately failed. Re-done, with a bit more thought, it would definitely win big.
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Male 1,623
"Besides, what has the Earth ever done for us?

Well, there is the aqueduct..."

Lol where have I heard that reply before?
Rome: Total War?

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Male 712
When i get old, i believe ill start doing comedy like this. Its always funny.
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Male 10,440
Bahahaha. Ahhh that`s good comedy.
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Male 380
Repost from last year! but doesnt get any older. Also i remember there was a huge flame comment thread about it because crazy environmentalists thought this was true and not satire. Trolling is fun :).
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Male 12,138
[quote]Besides, what has the Earth ever done for us?[/quote]

Well, there is the aqueduct...

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Male 518
Besides, what has the Earth ever done for us that`s so great?
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Male 152
Pour oil on a duck! xD
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Male 19,888
Link: F The Earth Day [Rate Link] - April 22 is Earth Day but this old coot has high hopes that we take back the world and make it our bitch. NSFW language.
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