Emo(?) Goth (?) Guy Looking For A Girlfriend

Submitted by: Pikachu42 7 years ago Funny

Bi-polar schizophrentic fellow is looking for a lady and he"s putting the word out there, YouTube style. NSFW language.
Credits: Buzzfeed.com
There are 120 comments:
Female 35
He is goth.... Emos are all about the fashion the emo look. All black and the the key points are jet black hair with bangs covering 1 or both eyes.
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Female 19
HAHAHAHAH!a million dollars by the time were fifty? really?!
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Female 38
this guy is something special
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Female 138
This guy seem to be one of those who have managed to realize that you`re not perfect, and can be wrong. There`s too many people who never do. I`m sure you have seen them too. Those who will twist around words and insult you to "win".
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Female 35
i feel sorry for him...but did he really think this would work.
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Female 18
... "You`re probably not hot enough to get it up"

Well sir, you are not hot enough for me to even try!

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Female 154
Woah... He`s a keeper.

Wait, was it opposite day when he filmed this? That`s the only way anyone would actually think saying those sort of things would get him a girlfriend.

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Female 27
"please, please...inspire me to feel love."

If I read it on paper, it`d be romantic. Hearing it come from that guy...I`ll never be able to look at a puppy without wanting to kick it.

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Male 2,313
"i always thought emo and goth went hand in hand."

Goths are considerably more tolerable.

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Male 250
wow
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Male 759
If he is really Schizophrenic then smoking weed won`t help. It`ll make it worse.
And as a reply to other comments, Schizophrenia sufferers can still lead quite normal lives, and the voices come and go in waves. A bit like Manic Depression. Sometimes it bothers you more sometimes less. But it`s always there in the background....
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Male 36
wow... hey atleast he`s into pink floyd (poster upper left-hand corner)
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Female 140
that made me smile for some odd reason

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Male 988
"Boxxy was MUCH more attractive. "

GO DIE. WE KILLED HER FOR REASON.

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Male 277
uhhh .... hello mr sunshine what side of the flower feild did u wake up on today XD u fail at life XD
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Female 1,653
i feel sorry for him, but... oh dear.
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Male 126
um... um... wow um...


WEIRD

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Male 213
well, that was depressing.
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Male 244
Good luck to him.
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Male 420
"Oh, my familys very very rich"

suddenly his email inbox is flooded with emails.

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Female 177
Oh my gosh, i remember the water bottle guy. And no, hes not joking, looked up his youtube because I couldn`t believe it. xD
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Female 546
What is this world coming to?
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Female 447
if i lived in michigan i would so be his suga-mama just because he needs to feel love.
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Female 4,028
This cannot be real. Haha! I wonder how many people contacted him.
Like how he threw in his rich uncle.
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Female 56
Is he joking?, I really hope this is a joke. please be a joke.
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Male 1,164
does anybody remember that video of the water bottle prank a few weeks back? this guy sounds like the creepy voice over guy from that
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Male 1,365
Odd that a guy with a disease that seperates the mind from reality, is actually in touch with it to a state of reflexive honesty. Enigmatic. Maybe he has been misdiagnosed.
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Male 2,076
Huh, one of the most honest guys I`ve ever come across on the internet.

I`m giving him four stars.

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Male 160
wow.
The only thing he has going for him is an average penis size that is probably exaggerated.
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Female 528
"How can someone with bipolar disorder feel no emotions? Just sayin`."

Meds?

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Male 1,002
Wow.. It`s like everything I hate about myself personified as some kind of half-assed Misfits impersonator.
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Male 2,172
An hero.
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Male 2,582
Tell him I hate him.
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Female 322
I`m going to rate this 4 solely by its ability to out-do my own feelings of being painfully single and desperate.

P.S. $1m to be with him for 30 years..ohhh so worth it........

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Female 57
is that a rat-tail on his face? It`s like Misfits junior edition, lol. There is something to say for honesty...but seriously, the best assest this kid could come up with was if he can get a girl to stick around for 20+ years he MIGHT inherent some money?! lmao!! And good to know he checks up on legal consent age, otherwise I might have found him creepy o.O
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Male 247
We will here about him in the news some day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af_o_su5B...

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Male 527
I liked boxxy.
<33333
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Male 527
I don`t see what the big deal is about and about what he said he seemed pretty honest and whatnot. Not lying just be him. That`s what my mommy says get`s the ladies. So right on for him.
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Male 15,510
The good thing about Emos is they are not going to make it to the future I mean, at some point theyll just all kill themselves
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Male 1,837
one in a million.

or a few thousand.

(hundred)

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Male 416
wow what a loser...

And casnihi, I seriously doubt he has Bi-polar AND is schizo(especially after seeing his other videos, he just sounds like hes full of poo). I smell self-diagnosed bullpoo, which is almost always the case when someone jumps out and says that. That`s just not something a person with the illness would say. I`m bipolar (diagnosed by a psychiatrist and medicated) and I don`t mention it like that because I`m not a loser begging for attention.

and rofl@send55 for thinking bipolar ment bisexual.

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Female 323
nice..... little string of hair.
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Male 5
its some fat poo from ebaumsworld.com trying to be funny
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Female 24
i like to think that there is some one out there for every one... i hope he proves me wrong... :-\
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Female 204
langdonhill, i was thinking the same thing
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Male 32
Ladie`s guide to get a good guy
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1) Jobless, always a good choice
2) Must brag about his member, and put you down
3) Druggie, remember if he smokes he pokes
4) Ugly as sin
5) Can let you cheat, only if he gets to videotape it
6)Insane
7) Must have an uncle who is richer than him,(Ex. Has a two car garage and cable tv)

If your potental mate checks all of these Go ahead make as many children as possable while living off pizza crust. Not

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Male 505
Hahaha. I was looking at it before it loaded, wondering what his/her voice sounded like.
I WAS WAY OFF.
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Male 7
That`s sad...
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Male 988
"Boxxy was MUCH more attractive. "

GO DIE. WE KILLED HER FOR REASON.

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Male 3,915
if i can.....this is slightly funny slightly sad...
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Male 1,064
Boxxy was MUCH more attractive.
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Male 506
How can someone with bipolar disorder feel no emotions? Just sayin`.
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Male 1,036
This guy isn`t emo or goth. This guy is a real, down to the bone deranged individual. People bitch and moan about their lives, this guy has reason to and dosen`t seem to take it too bad. Sure, he`s probably on meds, but he has a right to be into gloomy stuff, not you.
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Female 317
oh my... that will be a NOOOOOOO for you my friend
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Male 787
Yeah but at least he`s honest. Everyone does need love.
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Male 787
Doesn`t matter if he`s emo or goth or whatever. He`s fat. And he doesn`t seem 100% charming either so he`s not gonna be one of those fat guys with a hot gf.
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Female 675
aww the love thing made me sad. everyone does need love.
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Female 7
`I have a six inch penis but you probably won`t be able to get it up anyways.`

Who could turn down a guy with such a great opening statement? Still though, I do feel bad for him if this is a serious video :\

Everyone needs love..

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Male 882
weirdo
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Male 95
Dayum.
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Female 254
agreed with baileyabb. those are labels that some therapist threw on him at one time or another. it`s a damned shame.
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Female 395
wow. how gracious of him to offer to f*@k some lucky lady and to give her a share of his uncles money when he dies. what a catch.
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Female 107
Same here, Pageturner8
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Female 895
I couldn`t watch the whole thing. And sorry doubt highly he`s bi-polar AND a schizo.

And I wouldn`t feel to sorry for him. I`m Bi polar, and I do just fine. you should never use your disorders as crutches to be lazy, or just get by in life.

yawn, what a loser.

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Male 203
you know what? this actually didnt seem that depressing to me. At least he understands his situation. he seems kinda at peace with all of his social deformities.
go apathetic goth dude!
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Male 328
i always thought emo and goth went hand in hand.
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Female 472
Wow, I hope this guys NEVER reproduces. I think I successfully got a headache just from watching that.
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Male 4,014
White Wolfos - don`t speak about that of which you are ignorant. The age of consent in Michigan is 16. MEANING, simply, once a person is 16, they can have sex with anyone else who is 16 or over. Thats it - age 18 has NOTHING to do with it.

Strange but true. But don`t go crushing all the hopes of 16 year girls dying to meet this highly successful gentleman.

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Male 118
just to go back to the original question,

Hes emo, "no motivation","love to feel love" hes to depressing to be goth.
He is just a freak.
I`m antisocial buy I still strive to better my situation, and yes I have a job.

My goths (where I live) are motivated to make a different society.
Kinda like if Hippies decided to be evil, and wear black.

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Male 614
He`s a real charmer.
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Male 1,894
"I`m desperate, awkward, and lonely. Call me"
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Female 1,306
Preferably someone over 18 XD

"please, please, inspire me to love you...i would love to feel love, love would be cool...uhhh....yeah i need a girlfriend...uhh....so yeah..."

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Female 1,142
It`s still illegal for him to get with a 16-year-old.
The law is - once you turn 18, you`re not allowed to be with anyone under 18. :|
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Female 48
jeez i actually feel really bad for him. but not in a mean pity sort of way. i just wanna hug the poor guy. lol

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Male 260
why is the first thing he says `I have a 6 inch penis`? Thats his leading line?

Awww I kinda feel sorry for him. No emotion? Fu*k. To be honest though, no emotion means no empathy. So he would treat you like poo and wouldn`t care.

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Female 1
hahahha he`s not bi send55, he`s bipolar. And yep, thats hereditary.
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Male 318
what the hell wow hes stupid being bi isnt genetic... or is it?
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Female 147
what a sweety.
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Female 713
Ummm....what?
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Male 425
LOL that is my ex-drummer for real. he looks just like him.... i gotta show joey this.
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Male 439
Yeah wow, what a stud. If it`s real then just wow...i mean really. If fake then i guess it`s kind of funny but still pretty retarded.
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Male 1
This guy went to high school with my girlfriend...
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Female 491
What a catch! Plus his voice is making me sleepy
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Female 331
Agree with mjfox and razamire--calm yourself, casnhi. I see this is your first post--if this bothers you, leave now because it only gets worse here. :P And I`m sure we could all do without a paragraph of self-righteous scolding.

As for the vid, um, cool devillock lol. But maybe you should not insult the women you are trying to date first?? Just a suggestion?

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Male 1,053
if this is serious then cool (:
if not then ¬.¬
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Male 336
first casnhi - calm down
second fknloser - how is it the governments fault? but i guess i understand, thats how most of this country thinks, when something goes wrong blame the government.
thirdly - i hope its fake otherwise thats just pitiful
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Male 689
i`d hit it.
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Female 660
casnhi,you are welcome to date him :O
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Male 26
Die in a fire casnhi. Our gene pool is better of without him. Darwin say`s he shouldn`t breed.
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Female 1
Unbelievable. I`m shocked by the ignorance most of you have. no, actually you people aren`t ignorant, you`re just Rude. You should know that he is a human being and such negativity is not going to help anything.
Bi-polar and schizophrenia are serious mental diseases. They aren`t completely lucid like the rest of us. I don`t agree with much of what he said, but I know it`s not his fault. Those illnesses totally change who you are as a person, thoughts, emotions, morals, everything. Schizophrenia alone has over 30 symptoms.
One of them is motivation to do anything is seriously affected. Most with these illnesses are so disabled they cannot work. And judging from my experience and what i saw in the video, he`s likely one of them. It`s genetic, it`s not self inflicted.
Would you like to be attacked for your skin colour? People with mental health issues deserve respect and tolerance. They deserve that, at the very least.
Maybe before attacking someone you should educate yourself
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Female 85
The way he talks reminds me of Drew from toothpastefordinner.
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Male 186
Either his mother hugged him too much or his father needs to knock the lazy piece of poo poo upside the head.
This is what coddling a child too much gets you.
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Male 2,229
yeah....he`s so not getting anything

...money or laid...

o_O

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Male 364
K, a video that needs headphones when listening to it... If you`re brave enough.
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Male 130
Neither Emo nor Goth (nor do these two subcultures have ANY similarities)
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Male 15,832
Like they say, a lid for every pot.
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Male 81
Boo Hoo.
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Male 2,388
he`s written his speech down on his computer. Also i thought he was being serious and would do my darndest not to laugh
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Male 3,369
fknloser
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
77 Posts Monday, April 06, 2009 7:45:48 AM
This is what happens when the government takes over our schools. They produce this. No worries, i see this guy with a self-inflicted gun shot to the head in about 8 months.
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Apt user name for you if you continue to post complete drivel like that! How on earth do goverment controled schools create Bi-polar schizophrentic`s? I`d be more inclined to see this as a mental healthcare issue. Something you wont get in America if you can`t pay for it, thus leaving those who acctualy need real help out in the dark! I`d be more worried about that.

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Male 3,619
thats more pathetic than NOT ever having a shot at geting layd
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Male 134
Oh, those self-absorbed little gothics.

"Mommy says my shock value attempts are precocious!"

Real cynicism only comes after you`ve been out into the world and know what it`s like to pay your own mortgage.

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Male 362
i dont feel emotion...
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Male 379
well... at least he`s honest. lol.
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Male 350
This video is weird, but alot of his other vids are cool.
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Male 833
the saddest part is that he thinks a million dollars is gonna be alot in 20-30 years
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Male 210
wow. that`s sad.
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Male 587
I hope his uncle sees this and writes him out of his will.

Better yet, I hope his parents see it and kick him out on his butt. So he has to get a job.

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Female 182
Three letters. L. O. L.
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Female 678
"If you`re 16 and live in Michigan, i`ll f**k ya."


HAHAHA. ok buddy. The cologne of desperation carries a nasty scent. I could smell it through the screen.

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Male 1,357
poor guy, if its real
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Male 914
well at least he`s honest i guess...
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Female 40
I`m holding out hope that this is fake.
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Female 78
I hope this is a joke... it kind of makes me sad.
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Male 418
This is what happens when the government takes over our schools. They produce this. No worries, i see this guy with a self-inflicted gun shot to the head in about 8 months.
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Male 17,512
Is it just me our does this person have "Serial killer" written all over them ?

Just a first impression.

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Male 3,369
I read the title and thought..so? Even bi polar schizophrenic`s with a penchant for black eyeliner need some one! then I listened to him. this guy should never EVER be allowed near a woman!
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Female 36
sign me up right away! sounds like a dreamboat!...riiiight.
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Male 252
skitsofrentic? Oh dear.
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Female 40
What a great catch! Sign me up, I`m yours! x
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Female 1,492
Link: Emo(?) Goth (?) Guy Looking For A Girlfriend [Rate Link] - Bi-polar schizophrentic fellow is looking for a lady and he`s putting the word out there, YouTube style. NSFW language.
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