Elementary Grade Kids Poison Teacher`s Coffee

Submitted by: Kim... 7 years ago

CNN reports. Same topic: Would you spike your most hated teacher"s drink? Even with something harmless like spit?
There are 71 comments:
Female 1
That happened a couple years ago at a school in my town, the kid was 12 and sprayed the stuff they use to clean the projectors into her coffee. I vaguely remember it was to get her back for something
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Female 2,064
Ipecac being called poison? Oh, the irony.
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Female 31
If you are going to poison a teacher, you should make sure it`s not going to be traced back to you. SUCH amateurs.
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Male 20
too bad they didnt tape it.. it was funny as hell on family guy :D
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Male 354
sadly i would have been more shocked about this a few years ago. this is getting out of hand. a parent need to make sure their kids knows right and wrong.

and btw spit is not harmless...

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Female 2,120
Go kids! Because, who needs an education?
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Male 3,431
Better than a coffee enema. I bet they got the Idea from the internets.
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Male 197
trish iz getting sort of annoying....
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Female 382
when I was in grade 9 we didn`t induce out teacher to vomit, but we did quietly plug in a grilled cheese maker in the back of the classroom and made a loaf of bread full of grilled cheeses......The little teacher couldn`t not figure out why the class was so freakin` quiet at first, then she smelled the last one burning and freaked. She pulled the cord out of the plug so hard that the whole thing ripped of the wall. LOL.....I miss grade 9
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Female 1,984
--why does it say "elementary grade kids" if it was at a middle school they were 14. that`s hardly "elementary grade".--

I was thinking the same thing.

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Female 20
why does it say "elementary grade kids" if it was at a middle school they were 14. that`s hardly "elementary grade".
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Female 1,984
"anybody remember that video where this guy was paid to drink ipecac and then lick up his own vomit? good times."

Wasn`t that a fake show? I read the throwing up guy just had a talent to do this. He never actually took ipecac.

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Female 41
for those people who think that this sort of thing is funny...there are plenty of you out there...severe vomiting and diarreah can be fatal. It can cause dehydration among other things. These little infantile children should be punished. They played a very dangerous game.
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Male 1,164
at my high school one of my teachers was spiked with a laxative that was a funny day.. teacher was off for a week-ish
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Male 2,148
I didn`t know ipecac could endanger a person`s life... at least that`s what this clip makes it sound like.
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Male 198
@nimrodfunk Before you start mocking people for their comments, maybe do a little research. the right kind of eye drops can give a person some raging diarrhea.
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Male 231
I`d beat my childs a** to no end if it was him/her who did such a thing! Idiot kids!!
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Male 328
anybody remember that video where this guy was paid to drink ipecac and then lick up his own vomit? good times.
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Male 103
this is supposed to be a middle school not elementary
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Male 24
"Someone @ my old elementary school spiked a teacher`s coffee with eye drops and the teacher nearly died..."

Yeah, that salty coffee, it`ll get you.

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Male 207
Someone @ my old elementary school spiked a teacher`s coffee with eye drops and the teacher nearly died... I remember it was rough and the person was never caught (hehe) but seriously, it wasn`t me!
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Female 1,231
That`s terrible... and much less funny than when a few kids from my old school brought special brownies to the teacher`s lounge. There wasn`t much homework that day...

How did she not taste that dreck in her coffee? It tastes terrible! I guess it was strong coffee, or really crappy or something. Jeez.

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Male 721
loool! i remember when someone put nails in the electonics teachers tea.
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Female 15,763
This isn`t news to me, a few years back some kid put so much ex-lax in one of my old middle school`s teacher`s tea that she had to be rushed to the hospital from dehydration.

Who gives a 4` 9" 70 year old woman ex-lax?

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Female 204
ahaha, of course it was in Auburn! A lot of rednecks live there.
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Male 3,014
@ tamitha
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Male 3,014
Oh yes, because you have so many gun crimes over Popeye`s Chicken in Washington, don`t you.
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Female 52
why does all the bad carp happen in WA
XD
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Female 385
when will people learn you can`t hurt people just because they suck at their job? exception: the dominos punks.
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Female 432
when I was in high school some kids put tainer in a teachers coffee but the teacher smelled it
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Female 1,589
She shouldn`t be drinking coffee in class in the first place.
If students aren`t allowed to drink/eat in class, neither should the teachers.
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Female 2,927
epicac can be toxic if to much is ingested.
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Male 9,306
Huh, never thought of it as a poison. Thanks for clearing it up.
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Female 154
"But..epicac is what you use FOR poison. It`s not POISON itself..."
It is indeed a poison. You drink it, and it makes you ill. It is a good solution if you consumed something bad, but Ipecac itself is indeed a poison and when consumed in large quantities and/or on a...uh...habitual basis...yeah we`ll call it that...it can do damage.
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Male 588
This reminds me of family guy for some strange reason...anyone else?
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Female 1,269
eeeh
never had the urge to do that...at least she didnt die
that would be sad
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Male 118
`we cant speculate at the moment what the students were thinking`

It`s very simple, they just thought it`d be funny and they were I am a pretty pretty little girling right.

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Male 2,592
look bottom line is good teachers don`t get f--ed with. teachers that are douchbags do. the moral: don`t be a douche.
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Male 9,306
Pmarren don`t instigate please.
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Male 7,933
he should work at dominos
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Male 14,330
I used to have a crappy tipping manager at a hotel I worked at always come into the resturant with his wife and order items not on the menu so I always licked the straws to thier drinks.
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Female 1,427
The stupid thing is that they got caught. Ipecac is NOTHING compared to what they could have put in there.

Mannn, some kiddo back at my high school made a whole batch of ex-lax brownies and left them in the teacher`s lounge.

20 different teachers had to make an unexpected run to the bathroom. XD

So yea. Kids, if you`re gonna do something, make sure you`re gonna get away with it. Jeeze.

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Male 77
A friend of mine spit into the coffee of an extremely unpopular teacher (bitch). He got expelled for it.
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Female 1,412
I did it to some super mean dinner lady...except it was pencil sharpenings and not poison ;)
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Male 95
And this is why I hate kids. -_-
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Male 11,740
Next time maybe she won`t give a B+ when they deserved an A-!!

Seriously the brats got what they deserved. That was just stupid.

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Male 3,819
Kids my mom went to school with put acid in one of their teacher`s coffee. Apparently he wigged out and wasn`t the same after (30 years later).

He was last seen on a street corner in a red dress...

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Female 18
Messing with people`s food is a pooty thing to do. Not to mention, extremely COWARDLY. Throw those fu**ing kids into jail and let them rot, bwahahaha.
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Male 187
She now hows CHILDRENPHOBIA

Teacher walking down the street.
Gets pregnant
Baby come sout
Get it AWAY FROM ME
NOO
DONT TOUCH ME
GET THAT MONSTER AWAY FROM ME
ITS GOING TO KILL ME
NONOO

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Male 2,005
why would any1 leave the murder weapon at the scene
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Male 817
Maybe they were helping her out? Perhaps they saw a different student poison her like a few minutes before so put ipecac in her coffee to regurgitate it up.

Those kids should get medals!

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Male 3,425
That`ll teach her...
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Male 4,594
@someguy83 and Joolin,

Now I know what kind of pussies would go to the hospital for drinking ipecac. Thanks for chiming in there Nancy-boys.

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Male 3,756
"Ipecac, reminds me of family guy lol"

Maromi, I wonder where they got the idea?

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Male 1,002
This just proves even more that A Clockwork Orange was actually an accurate prediction of the youth of the future.

Also, to pmarren, you are assuming that the teacher knew immediately upon drinking it that it was Ipecac. Afterall, there are a lot more dangerous things out there than Ipecac that have similar onset effects. If you`re gonna take this down the macho path, then how about this; which is more manly - taking care of your problems in a straightforward and efficient manner or lying on the floor in a fetal position shaking and moaning because you were too "tough" to call an ambulance? Of course that wouldn`t happen from Ipecac, but unless you can recognize the taste of Ipecac beyond all reasonable doubt, you sure as hell better get yourself to a hospital ASAP.

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Female 120
I would hate to teach middle schoolers - HS freshmen. They always seem to be the biggest punks.
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Male 119
@pmarren-if someone put something in my drink and i started vomiting uncontrollably i would go to the hospital soon. the teacher had no way of knowing at the outset it was specifically ipecac. it could have been any number of dangerous toxins. only an idiot would call someone a pussy for being cautious about their own life.
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Male 4,594
What kind of pussy goes to the hospital for drinking ipecac?
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Female 1,095
Ipecac, reminds me of family guy lol
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Female 706
Even though I knew teachers that somewhat deserved bad things to happen to them, I wouldn`t actually do anything to them. If I did then I wouldn`t be able to complain if someone decides that I did something horrible enough that I deserve whatever form or "punishment" that they see fit.
Those kids could have been mad at her for anything- most likely it wasn`t bad enough to send her to the hospital.
There was a guy in my school who was smarter than this one dumb teacher and he would debate with her when she was wrong and wouldn`t let it go. He got sent out of the classroom but I always thought that it was the best way to mess with bad teachers- shame them by being smarter than them.
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Female 50
Brings back a memory.
Some school kids that were in a different class than me in 6th or 7th grade actually put spit wads and staples and other stuff in the hated teachers coffee. She had to have surgery.
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Female 101
I have had numerous teachers that I`ve wanted to do this to. Every act of rebellion I`ve ever pulled against a douchey teacher only got me sent to the principal`s office though.
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Male 4,594
Ipecac, that`s hilarious! I`d have loved to have seen that joyless witch bent over the trash can giving up the heave.
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Female 1,677
RotBottom: That`s hilarious- I was just about to post basically the same thing. In gr. 7, a bunch of people in my class poured pencil shavings in our douchebag teacher`s coffee, but I can`t remember if he ended up drinking it or not.
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Male 100
My middle school science teacher Mr Tyle constantly had this big old funky never-washed coffee cup sitting right near the over-flowing pencil sharpener, every day for 3 years I was tempted. Finally, one day, I dumped a good half ounce of pencil shavings into the cup and sat back to watch him DRAIN the cup, no response no remark.
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Female 695
She probably deserved it. I hate lousy teachers and i`m sure she was one if they did that. it`s just ipicac.
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Female 1,212
For one thing, they were junior high kids. Oh... unless elementary grade`s another phrase for junior high. If so, then nevermind!
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Male 9,306
But..epicac is what you use FOR poison. It`s not POISON itself...
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Male 221
Good prank. It`s a shame they got caught.
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Male 182
yes. i would and have put stuff in my teachers coffee
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Female 539
Link: Elementary Grade Kids Poison Teacher`s Coffee [Rate Link] - CNN reports. Same topic: Would you spike your most hated teacher`s drink? Even with something harmless like spit?
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