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74 Responses to Elementary Grade Kids Poison Teacher`s Coffee

  1. Profile photo of Kim...
    Kim... Female 13-17
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    April 15, 2009 at 3:59 am
    Link: Elementary Grade Kids Poison Teacher`s Coffee - CNN reports. Same topic: Would you spike your most hated teacher`s drink? Even with something harmless like spit?
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    Falcore Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 9:32 am
    yes. i would and have put stuff in my teachers coffee
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    SoupaMario Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 9:33 am
    Good prank. It`s a shame they got caught.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 9:33 am
    But..epicac is what you use FOR poison. It`s not POISON itself...
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    Tekno Female 30-39
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    April 15, 2009 at 9:36 am
    For one thing, they were junior high kids. Oh... unless elementary grade`s another phrase for junior high. If so, then nevermind!
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    MissMage Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 9:37 am
    She probably deserved it. I hate lousy teachers and i`m sure she was one if they did that. it`s just ipicac.
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    RotBottom Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 9:43 am
    My middle school science teacher Mr Tyle constantly had this big old funky never-washed coffee cup sitting right near the over-flowing pencil sharpener, every day for 3 years I was tempted. Finally, one day, I dumped a good half ounce of pencil shavings into the cup and sat back to watch him DRAIN the cup, no response no remark.
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    Boadicea Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 9:49 am
    RotBottom: That`s hilarious- I was just about to post basically the same thing. In gr. 7, a bunch of people in my class poured pencil shavings in our douchebag teacher`s coffee, but I can`t remember if he ended up drinking it or not.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
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    April 15, 2009 at 9:49 am
    Ipecac, that`s hilarious! I`d have loved to have seen that joyless witch bent over the trash can giving up the heave.
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    rdco49 Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 9:55 am
    I have had numerous teachers that I`ve wanted to do this to. Every act of rebellion I`ve ever pulled against a douchey teacher only got me sent to the principal`s office though.
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    ILoveDanielV Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 10:03 am
    Brings back a memory.
    Some school kids that were in a different class than me in 6th or 7th grade actually put spit wads and staples and other stuff in the hated teachers coffee. She had to have surgery.
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    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 10:11 am
    Even though I knew teachers that somewhat deserved bad things to happen to them, I wouldn`t actually do anything to them. If I did then I wouldn`t be able to complain if someone decides that I did something horrible enough that I deserve whatever form or "punishment" that they see fit.
    Those kids could have been mad at her for anything- most likely it wasn`t bad enough to send her to the hospital.
    There was a guy in my school who was smarter than this one dumb teacher and he would debate with her when she was wrong and wouldn`t let it go. He got sent out of the classroom but I always thought that it was the best way to mess with bad teachers- shame them by being smarter than them.
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    habbazoot
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    April 15, 2009 at 10:11 am
    i would


    my DDP (design, draw, production. its like archetecture, but much less complex) teacher told us a story where at his old school there was a techer called the Maddog. this is because one day he left his coffee on his desk and went to the bathroom. a couple of kids put LSD in the coffee. he drank the coffee, then spent the remainder fo the period squatting on his desk barking like a dog

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    Maromi Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 10:13 am
    Ipecac, reminds me of family guy lol
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    pmarren Male 40-49
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    April 15, 2009 at 10:24 am
    What kind of pussy goes to the hospital for drinking ipecac?
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    someguy83 Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 10:34 am
    @pmarren-if someone put something in my drink and i started vomiting uncontrollably i would go to the hospital soon. the teacher had no way of knowing at the outset it was specifically ipecac. it could have been any number of dangerous toxins. only an idiot would call someone a pussy for being cautious about their own life.
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    iLoveChoo Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 10:36 am
    I would hate to teach middle schoolers - HS freshmen. They always seem to be the biggest punks.
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    habbazoot
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    April 15, 2009 at 10:50 am
    ilovechoo, its actually the sophmores

    im a freshmen and no one does crap like this.
    however, a lot of the sophmores would

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    Joolin Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 11:09 am
    This just proves even more that A Clockwork Orange was actually an accurate prediction of the youth of the future.

    Also, to pmarren, you are assuming that the teacher knew immediately upon drinking it that it was Ipecac. Afterall, there are a lot more dangerous things out there than Ipecac that have similar onset effects. If you`re gonna take this down the macho path, then how about this; which is more manly - taking care of your problems in a straightforward and efficient manner or lying on the floor in a fetal position shaking and moaning because you were too "tough" to call an ambulance? Of course that wouldn`t happen from Ipecac, but unless you can recognize the taste of Ipecac beyond all reasonable doubt, you sure as hell better get yourself to a hospital ASAP.

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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 11:10 am
    "Ipecac, reminds me of family guy lol"

    Maromi, I wonder where they got the idea?

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    pmarren Male 40-49
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    April 15, 2009 at 11:13 am
    @someguy83 and Joolin,

    Now I know what kind of pussies would go to the hospital for drinking ipecac. Thanks for chiming in there Nancy-boys.

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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 11:33 am
    That`ll teach her...
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    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 11:39 am
    Maybe they were helping her out? Perhaps they saw a different student poison her like a few minutes before so put ipecac in her coffee to regurgitate it up.

    Those kids should get medals!

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    kribbe Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 11:52 am
    why would any1 leave the murder weapon at the scene
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    meowmeowmeow Male 13-17
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    April 15, 2009 at 11:54 am
    She now hows CHILDRENPHOBIA

    Teacher walking down the street.
    Gets pregnant
    Baby come sout
    Get it AWAY FROM ME
    NOO
    DONT TOUCH ME
    GET THAT MONSTER AWAY FROM ME
    ITS GOING TO KILL ME
    NONOO

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    glorificus Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 11:56 am
    Messing with people`s food is a pooty thing to do. Not to mention, extremely COWARDLY. Throw those fu**ing kids into jail and let them rot, bwahahaha.
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    Kids my mom went to school with put acid in one of their teacher`s coffee. Apparently he wigged out and wasn`t the same after (30 years later).

    He was last seen on a street corner in a red dress...

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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    April 15, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    Next time maybe she won`t give a B+ when they deserved an A-!!

    Seriously the brats got what they deserved. That was just stupid.

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    Akantos Male 13-17
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    April 15, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    And this is why I hate kids. -_-
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    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
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    April 15, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    I did it to some super mean dinner lady...except it was pencil sharpenings and not poison ;)
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    R33MIX Male 13-17
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    April 15, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    A friend of mine spit into the coffee of an extremely unpopular teacher (bitch). He got expelled for it.
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    simim23 Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    The stupid thing is that they got caught. Ipecac is NOTHING compared to what they could have put in there.

    Mannn, some kiddo back at my high school made a whole batch of ex-lax brownies and left them in the teacher`s lounge.

    20 different teachers had to make an unexpected run to the bathroom. XD

    So yea. Kids, if you`re gonna do something, make sure you`re gonna get away with it. Jeeze.

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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    April 15, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    I used to have a crappy tipping manager at a hotel I worked at always come into the resturant with his wife and order items not on the menu so I always licked the straws to thier drinks.
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    he should work at dominos
  35. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    Pmarren don`t instigate please.
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    keith2 Male 30-39
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    April 15, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    look bottom line is good teachers don`t get f--ed with. teachers that are douchbags do. the moral: don`t be a douche.
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    Jimmi Male 13-17
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    April 15, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    `we cant speculate at the moment what the students were thinking`

    It`s very simple, they just thought it`d be funny and they were I am a pretty pretty little girling right.

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    neveryours Female 13-17
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    April 15, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    eeeh
    never had the urge to do that...at least she didnt die
    that would be sad
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    Robert_D Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    This reminds me of family guy for some strange reason...anyone else?
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    Jadesy Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    "But..epicac is what you use FOR poison. It`s not POISON itself..."
    It is indeed a poison. You drink it, and it makes you ill. It is a good solution if you consumed something bad, but Ipecac itself is indeed a poison and when consumed in large quantities and/or on a...uh...habitual basis...yeah we`ll call it that...it can do damage.
  41. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    Huh, never thought of it as a poison. Thanks for clearing it up.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    April 15, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    epicac can be toxic if to much is ingested.
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    the_windy Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    She shouldn`t be drinking coffee in class in the first place.
    If students aren`t allowed to drink/eat in class, neither should the teachers.
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    habbazoot
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    April 15, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    the windy, i`m allowed to eat/drink in class...
    if i want to eat something, i have to ask.
    i cant drink anything that i obviously cant drink (alcohol, soda, etc.)
    but i can drink gatorade, vitamin water, water, tea, etc
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    kimberly163 Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    when I was in high school some kids put tainer in a teachers coffee but the teacher smelled it
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    BlueJack Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    when will people learn you can`t hurt people just because they suck at their job? exception: the dominos punks.
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    tamitha Female 13-17
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    April 15, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    why does all the bad carp happen in WA
    XD
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    videogamer Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    Oh yes, because you have so many gun crimes over Popeye`s Chicken in Washington, don`t you.
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    videogamer Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    @ tamitha
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    subzeroblue2 Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    ahaha, of course it was in Auburn! A lot of rednecks live there.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    This isn`t news to me, a few years back some kid put so much ex-lax in one of my old middle school`s teacher`s tea that she had to be rushed to the hospital from dehydration.

    Who gives a 4` 9" 70 year old woman ex-lax?

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    JoeYC Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    loool! i remember when someone put nails in the electonics teachers tea.
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    firefliet Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    That`s terrible... and much less funny than when a few kids from my old school brought special brownies to the teacher`s lounge. There wasn`t much homework that day...

    How did she not taste that dreck in her coffee? It tastes terrible! I guess it was strong coffee, or really crappy or something. Jeez.

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    Souljah23 Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    Someone @ my old elementary school spiked a teacher`s coffee with eye drops and the teacher nearly died... I remember it was rough and the person was never caught (hehe) but seriously, it wasn`t me!
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    nimrodfunk Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    "Someone @ my old elementary school spiked a teacher`s coffee with eye drops and the teacher nearly died..."

    Yeah, that salty coffee, it`ll get you.

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    icykitten Male 13-17
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    April 15, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    this is supposed to be a middle school not elementary
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    aznclueless Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 8:07 pm
    anybody remember that video where this guy was paid to drink ipecac and then lick up his own vomit? good times.
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    SavageNation Male 40-49
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    April 15, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    I`d beat my childs a** to no end if it was him/her who did such a thing! Idiot kids!!
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    MadhatterVTR Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    @nimrodfunk Before you start mocking people for their comments, maybe do a little research. the right kind of eye drops can give a person some raging diarrhea.
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    ElDavo Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    I didn`t know ipecac could endanger a person`s life... at least that`s what this clip makes it sound like.
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    alfietoon Male 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    at my high school one of my teachers was spiked with a laxative that was a funny day.. teacher was off for a week-ish
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    starchsgirl Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 11:50 pm
    for those people who think that this sort of thing is funny...there are plenty of you out there...severe vomiting and diarreah can be fatal. It can cause dehydration among other things. These little infantile children should be punished. They played a very dangerous game.
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    Bekll Female 18-29
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    April 15, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    "anybody remember that video where this guy was paid to drink ipecac and then lick up his own vomit? good times."

    Wasn`t that a fake show? I read the throwing up guy just had a talent to do this. He never actually took ipecac.

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    gingervitis Female 13-17
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    April 16, 2009 at 12:06 am
    why does it say "elementary grade kids" if it was at a middle school they were 14. that`s hardly "elementary grade".
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    Bekll Female 18-29
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    April 16, 2009 at 2:22 am
    --why does it say "elementary grade kids" if it was at a middle school they were 14. that`s hardly "elementary grade".--

    I was thinking the same thing.

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    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
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    April 16, 2009 at 4:45 am
    when I was in grade 9 we didn`t induce out teacher to vomit, but we did quietly plug in a grilled cheese maker in the back of the classroom and made a loaf of bread full of grilled cheeses......The little teacher couldn`t not figure out why the class was so freakin` quiet at first, then she smelled the last one burning and freaked. She pulled the cord out of the plug so hard that the whole thing ripped of the wall. LOL.....I miss grade 9
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    boogersunite Male 13-17
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    April 16, 2009 at 5:34 am
    trish iz getting sort of annoying....
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    April 16, 2009 at 10:33 am
    Better than a coffee enema. I bet they got the Idea from the internets.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    April 16, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    Go kids! Because, who needs an education?
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    nakoninja Male 18-29
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    April 16, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    sadly i would have been more shocked about this a few years ago. this is getting out of hand. a parent need to make sure their kids knows right and wrong.

    and btw spit is not harmless...

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    ThrillKill Male 18-29
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    April 16, 2009 at 11:58 pm
    too bad they didnt tape it.. it was funny as hell on family guy :D
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    anaxaretec Female 13-17
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    April 17, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    If you are going to poison a teacher, you should make sure it`s not going to be traced back to you. SUCH amateurs.
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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
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    April 18, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    Ipecac being called poison? Oh, the irony.
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    ndomingu Female 18-29
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    April 29, 2009 at 12:58 am
    That happened a couple years ago at a school in my town, the kid was 12 and sprayed the stuff they use to clean the projectors into her coffee. I vaguely remember it was to get her back for something

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