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Date: 04/19/09 06:56 PM

68 Responses to Eat Your Sushi Now, Tuna Will Be Wiped Out By 2012

  1. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    April 19, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    Link: Eat Your Sushi Now, Tuna Will Be Wiped Out By 2012 - Tuna: The new lobster.
  2. Profile photo of Norts
    Norts Male 18-29
    486 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    I hate tuna anyway.
  3. Profile photo of Llamaz
    Llamaz Male 13-17
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    April 19, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    Ah, my computer claims that the link does not exist. My computer is lame.
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    HuskysTiger Male 18-29
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    April 19, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    That was brief, lol. But NOOO, I love tuna! Those tuna were huge O.O And 2012, coincidence?
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    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    thebandit Male 18-29
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    April 19, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    i knew the 2012 thing was gonna be bad, but this is ridiculous. i might just kill myself now because i cant bare the thought of a world without tuna.
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    manorrd Male 30-39
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    April 19, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    Tuna were responsible for Germany`s loss in the First World War. They have been behind the stock market crash in `29, and control all the world`s money markets.

    But still, I don`t think that the tuna should be wiped out. They should be placed in camps away from the other fish who integrate and try to get along.

    ...oh wait...there`s a link?

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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    April 19, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    First, chocolate, and now this? D:
  9. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
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    April 19, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    TUNA bahahahaha! try EVERYONE!!!! we`re all screwed
  10. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
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    April 19, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    wont open on my computer :( nvm
    im allergic to fish so i dont care xD
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    neveryours Female 13-17
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    April 19, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    =[
    but-but...
    i love tuna...
  12. Profile photo of Barnk
    Barnk Male 30-39
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    April 19, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    fishmonger scaremongering
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    shaboinkin Male 18-29
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    April 19, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    but i love my sushi
  14. Profile photo of Nightshifter
    Nightshifter Male 18-29
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    April 19, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    Probably because everyone is going to go the way of Kanye West, and enjoy putting fish sticks in their mouths.
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    Okasen Female 13-17
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    April 19, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    Ha, I don`t eat fish ;D

    WHAT NOW AMERICA?!

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    jojobobisme Male 18-29
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    April 19, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    It`s kind of an absurd request, considering the money that is made in the fishing industry. In Japan, slabs of tuna can sell for as much as a car. To put it completely on hold during the peak of the season... is irrational.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    April 19, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    "fishmonger scaremongering"

    (sarcasm)
    What an intelligent comment, thanks for sharing and giving such a compelling argument!(/sarcasm)

    Moron. Tons of experts agree that this is going to happen. Not just some nutjob environmentalists. If you are stupid enough not to care fine, but keep your retarded comments to yourself.

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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    April 19, 2009 at 7:27 pm
    Jojo, it`s not irrational. It may sound that way and I know the people using illegal planes only care about money. But if it`s the spawning season then they need to be left alone during that time to reproduce. Then go after them later on when they`ve had babies. It`s not hard to figure out that is what it takes to keep the species alive.
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    xParanoia Female 18-29
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    April 19, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    NOT MY SASHIMI!
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    habbazoot
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    April 19, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    okasen, an entire ecosystem will be out of wack! thats what!


    hard to believe that "dangerously overfished" is ignored

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    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
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    April 19, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    so when the tuna die out, it will trigger events leading to the end of the world?!
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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    April 19, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    FACT:A few species hunted to extinction by man..
    1. dodo (bird)
    2.king island emu(bird)
    3.labrador duck(bird)
    4.new zealand quail(bird)
    5.desert rat kangroo(mammal)
    6.emperor rat(mammal)
    7.cave lion(mammal)
    8.japanese wolf(mammal)
    9.bali tiger(mammal)
    10.japanese sea lion(mammal)

    It makes ZERO diffrence if this is scare mongering or not! We have hunted species into oblivion and will continue to do so unless checks are put in place. I don`t eat seafood so nothing changes for me..but I honestly think certain limits need to be put in place, if only to allow fishing grounds to rebuild their populations.

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    Lost_Nemmy Male 18-29
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    April 19, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    OMG NOOO!!! I LOVE TUNA! I ate a tuna wrap today. :X.
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    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
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    April 19, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    Nooooooo, not my tuna salad!

    Also, getting a "Link does not exist" message...

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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    April 19, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    Why is it always 2012 with these things?

    Apocalypse 2012: Day of the Tuna.

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    Akantos Male 13-17
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    April 19, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    Oh my god. I just had tuna sashimi like five minutes ago. :`(
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    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
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    April 19, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    That`s just silly, don`t you know all life will be wiped out in 2012?
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    aero Male 18-29
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    April 19, 2009 at 8:59 pm
    "Eat Your Sushi Now, Tuna Will Be Wiped Out By 2012"
    lol if everyone follows that advice it will be gone by 2010
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    JumboCookie Male 18-29
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    April 19, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    2012 is not the end of life! (only tuna)
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    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 10:11 pm
    noooo! life without starkist just aint worth living.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    April 19, 2009 at 10:15 pm
    Start a petition. Do something instead of panicking and complaining.

    It`s worth a try to stop it. Which would you rather have?

    People trying to save it, even though the risk of failure may be high. Or people not making an effort and leaving it?

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    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    April 19, 2009 at 10:25 pm
    lol @ LoofahBoy
  33. Profile photo of Erunen
    Erunen Male 18-29
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    April 19, 2009 at 10:29 pm
    Bah EVERYTHING is going to crap in 2012. I`m sure Nostradamus has nothing but GOOD things to say about 2013 though......-


    crap.

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    robotobunneh Female 18-29
    265 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 10:51 pm
    Hmmm... Canned tuna is on sale at superstore... Time to stock up :)
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    doomncandy Female 18-29
    128 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 11:42 pm
    ah well, we`ll all be dead by then anyways.
  36. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 12:13 am
    Wow, I didn`t know tuna fish were that big D:

    Japanese people have been eating tuna/sushi all their lives.. I think some fiercely angry mob/apocalypse will break out then, and we`ll be caught in the middle D:

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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    April 20, 2009 at 1:20 am
    Mmmmn... All that report convinced me to do was to eat a nice tuna steak.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    April 20, 2009 at 1:23 am
    And seriously, who cares if we make animals extinct, just dump nuclear waste in the sea and we can make lots more delicious ones. Imagine if we managed to mix haddock with plaice... Mmmmmn, that would be a gooood fish.
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    rebetikas Male 30-39
    213 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 3:46 am
    We`ll all probably forget what WWF said by 2012. If they`re right, they`ll probably make us remember.
  40. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 4:20 am
    Won`t we all be gone at the end of 2012, anyway?
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    April 20, 2009 at 4:25 am
    Won`t we all be gone at the end of 2012, anyway?

    true..

  42. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 4:28 am
    The silver lining? The WWF will be wiped out in 2012!
  43. Profile photo of bliblablob
    bliblablob Female 18-29
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    April 20, 2009 at 4:42 am
    I prefer salmon lolz
  44. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
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    April 20, 2009 at 5:22 am
    NO WE WONT DIE AT THE END OF 2012 ARE YOU RETARDED?! OMG f--king sheep that follow the heard and don`t think that the world might NOT actually end in 2012? ARGH some people piss me off so frigging much.
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    April 20, 2009 at 5:34 am
    "NO WE WONT DIE AT THE END OF 2012 ARE YOU RETARDED?! OMG f--king sheep that follow the heard and don`t think that the world might NOT actually end in 2012? ARGH some people piss me off so frigging much."

    It was a joke. Get a sense of humor, will ya?

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    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    April 20, 2009 at 5:36 am
    PS Gummy. Most people don`t think that the world will end in 2012. That makes them the flock, and everyone who doesn`t believe the world will end the sheep. So, you are technically one of the very sheep you are upset with.
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    Ari-- Female 18-29
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    April 20, 2009 at 5:36 am
    wait until they release material that shows what the cia does to tuna...
  48. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 6:31 am
    You should see what sheep do to tuna,....it`s disgusting!
  49. Profile photo of Brant167
    Brant167 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 6:36 am
    Oh no, please WWF start taxing our tunna because of a irrational fear. Its not like a decline in supply will lead to a free market answer....Oh wait I was wrong http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story...
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    April 20, 2009 at 7:12 am
    Starts dumping salt in pool. I`m gonna be rich with a tuna farm and with that money I`ll make a greenhouse to grow coco.
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    britt566 Female 18-29
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    April 20, 2009 at 7:48 am
    I hate tuna.
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    cookii Female 18-29
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    April 20, 2009 at 9:03 am
    ...where will i get my tuna sammiches? WHERE?!
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    April 20, 2009 at 9:05 am
    Idea: Create tuna farms.

    Problem solved.

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    GRadde Male 18-29
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    April 20, 2009 at 11:27 am
    OK. I`ll eat my sushi now. And tomorrow. And the day after tomorrow. And so on. Big deal. There are many ways to solve this, so anyone hyper about this needs to calm down. Now.
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    April 20, 2009 at 11:50 am
    According to some people, everyone will be gone by 2012.

    Anyway, I don`t eat tuna. If I reduced my tuna intake, that would make it negative, causing live tuna to fly out of my mouth... Whoa, am I on drugs?

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    Discomonkey Male 13-17
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    April 20, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    "Idea: Create tuna farms."

    Yer, but farmed fish versus wild fish?
    Wild wins everytime.

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    penguinpie Male 18-29
    119 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    dont worry we`ll all be dead along with the tuna in 2012
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
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    April 20, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    ""Idea: Create tuna farms."
    Yer, but farmed fish versus wild fish?
    Wild wins everytime. "

    I saw something on tv about wild/farmed fish and if you can taste the difference without knowing what was what. the testers couldnt tell the difference between the two.

    Also, I`m stockpiling my cans right now. Might be worth something when they are all gone $.$

  59. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    Slowly conquering mother nature.
  60. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    April 20, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    "Idea: Create tuna farms.

    Problem solved."

    I read on Wikipedia, or someplace else, that there are issues with this, and they only recently were able to farm raise bluefin tuna.

  61. Profile photo of slepre
    slepre Female 18-29
    310 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    aww i love tuna, but i thought they had farm raised tuna maybe it was just salmon
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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
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    April 20, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    N...no...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *cries*

    First chocolate, now this?!

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    Sean162 Male 13-17
    58 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    So that`s what the Mayans were on about!
  64. Profile photo of fghj
    fghj Male 30-39
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    April 20, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    this...this is horrible... not the tuna....a noble and tasty fish such as this shall live forever in out hearts
  65. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    April 20, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    Eh, Oh well.
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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
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    April 20, 2009 at 11:42 pm
    i hate tuna so i wouldnt care except thats bad for the ecosystem
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    Jane_uk Female 30-39
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    April 21, 2009 at 4:41 am
    we`ll all be wipedout by 2012.....planet X is here so it really doesn`t matter.
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    LordNick Male 18-29
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    April 25, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    Tragic... nothing better than a spicy seared turn roll...

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