Eat Your Sushi Now, Tuna Will Be Wiped Out By 2012

Submitted by: opiebreath 7 years ago
http://www.neatorama.com/2009/04/17/eat-your-sushi-now-tuna-will-be-wiped-out-by-2012/

Tuna: The new lobster.
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Male 283
Tragic... nothing better than a spicy seared turn roll...
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Female 67
we`ll all be wipedout by 2012.....planet X is here so it really doesn`t matter.
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Female 1,082
i hate tuna so i wouldnt care except thats bad for the ecosystem
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Male 2,582
Eh, Oh well.
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Male 391
this...this is horrible... not the tuna....a noble and tasty fish such as this shall live forever in out hearts
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Male 58
So that`s what the Mayans were on about!
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Female 2,064
N...no...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *cries*

First chocolate, now this?!

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Female 310
aww i love tuna, but i thought they had farm raised tuna maybe it was just salmon
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Male 3,314
"Idea: Create tuna farms.

Problem solved."

I read on Wikipedia, or someplace else, that there are issues with this, and they only recently were able to farm raise bluefin tuna.

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Male 807
Slowly conquering mother nature.
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Female 4,197
""Idea: Create tuna farms."
Yer, but farmed fish versus wild fish?
Wild wins everytime. "

I saw something on tv about wild/farmed fish and if you can taste the difference without knowing what was what. the testers couldnt tell the difference between the two.

Also, I`m stockpiling my cans right now. Might be worth something when they are all gone $.$

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Male 119
dont worry we`ll all be dead along with the tuna in 2012
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Male 1,361
"Idea: Create tuna farms."

Yer, but farmed fish versus wild fish?
Wild wins everytime.

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Male 1,598
According to some people, everyone will be gone by 2012.

Anyway, I don`t eat tuna. If I reduced my tuna intake, that would make it negative, causing live tuna to fly out of my mouth... Whoa, am I on drugs?

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Male 2,553
OK. I`ll eat my sushi now. And tomorrow. And the day after tomorrow. And so on. Big deal. There are many ways to solve this, so anyone hyper about this needs to calm down. Now.
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Male 4,680
Idea: Create tuna farms.

Problem solved.

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Female 1,299
...where will i get my tuna sammiches? WHERE?!
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Female 2,289
I hate tuna.
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Male 14,330
Starts dumping salt in pool. I`m gonna be rich with a tuna farm and with that money I`ll make a greenhouse to grow coco.
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Male 106
Oh no, please WWF start taxing our tunna because of a irrational fear. Its not like a decline in supply will lead to a free market answer....Oh wait I was wrong http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story...
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Male 561
You should see what sheep do to tuna,....it`s disgusting!
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Female 119
wait until they release material that shows what the cia does to tuna...
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Male 3,314
PS Gummy. Most people don`t think that the world will end in 2012. That makes them the flock, and everyone who doesn`t believe the world will end the sheep. So, you are technically one of the very sheep you are upset with.
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Male 3,314
"NO WE WONT DIE AT THE END OF 2012 ARE YOU RETARDED?! OMG f--king sheep that follow the heard and don`t think that the world might NOT actually end in 2012? ARGH some people piss me off so frigging much."

It was a joke. Get a sense of humor, will ya?

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Female 1,412
NO WE WONT DIE AT THE END OF 2012 ARE YOU RETARDED?! OMG f--king sheep that follow the heard and don`t think that the world might NOT actually end in 2012? ARGH some people piss me off so frigging much.
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Female 271
I prefer salmon lolz
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Male 561
The silver lining? The WWF will be wiped out in 2012!
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Male 4,393
Won`t we all be gone at the end of 2012, anyway?

true..

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Male 3,314
Won`t we all be gone at the end of 2012, anyway?
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Male 213
We`ll all probably forget what WWF said by 2012. If they`re right, they`ll probably make us remember.
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Male 3,425
And seriously, who cares if we make animals extinct, just dump nuclear waste in the sea and we can make lots more delicious ones. Imagine if we managed to mix haddock with plaice... Mmmmmn, that would be a gooood fish.
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Male 3,425
Mmmmn... All that report convinced me to do was to eat a nice tuna steak.
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Female 654
Wow, I didn`t know tuna fish were that big D:

Japanese people have been eating tuna/sushi all their lives.. I think some fiercely angry mob/apocalypse will break out then, and we`ll be caught in the middle D:

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Female 128
ah well, we`ll all be dead by then anyways.
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Female 265
Hmmm... Canned tuna is on sale at superstore... Time to stock up :)
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Male 190
Bah EVERYTHING is going to crap in 2012. I`m sure Nostradamus has nothing but GOOD things to say about 2013 though......-


crap.

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Male 3,819
lol @ LoofahBoy
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Male 9,306
Start a petition. Do something instead of panicking and complaining.

It`s worth a try to stop it. Which would you rather have?

People trying to save it, even though the risk of failure may be high. Or people not making an effort and leaving it?

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Female 761
noooo! life without starkist just aint worth living.
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Male 1,244
2012 is not the end of life! (only tuna)
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Male 886
"Eat Your Sushi Now, Tuna Will Be Wiped Out By 2012"
lol if everyone follows that advice it will be gone by 2010
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Male 2,313
That`s just silly, don`t you know all life will be wiped out in 2012?
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Male 95
Oh my god. I just had tuna sashimi like five minutes ago. :`(
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Male 3,301
Why is it always 2012 with these things?

Apocalypse 2012: Day of the Tuna.

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Male 512
Nooooooo, not my tuna salad!

Also, getting a "Link does not exist" message...

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Male 82
OMG NOOO!!! I LOVE TUNA! I ate a tuna wrap today. :X.
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Male 3,369
FACT:A few species hunted to extinction by man..
1. dodo (bird)
2.king island emu(bird)
3.labrador duck(bird)
4.new zealand quail(bird)
5.desert rat kangroo(mammal)
6.emperor rat(mammal)
7.cave lion(mammal)
8.japanese wolf(mammal)
9.bali tiger(mammal)
10.japanese sea lion(mammal)

It makes ZERO diffrence if this is scare mongering or not! We have hunted species into oblivion and will continue to do so unless checks are put in place. I don`t eat seafood so nothing changes for me..but I honestly think certain limits need to be put in place, if only to allow fishing grounds to rebuild their populations.

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Female 471
so when the tuna die out, it will trigger events leading to the end of the world?!
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Female 767
NOT MY SASHIMI!
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Male 11,740
Jojo, it`s not irrational. It may sound that way and I know the people using illegal planes only care about money. But if it`s the spawning season then they need to be left alone during that time to reproduce. Then go after them later on when they`ve had babies. It`s not hard to figure out that is what it takes to keep the species alive.
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Male 11,740
"fishmonger scaremongering"

(sarcasm)
What an intelligent comment, thanks for sharing and giving such a compelling argument!(/sarcasm)

Moron. Tons of experts agree that this is going to happen. Not just some nutjob environmentalists. If you are stupid enough not to care fine, but keep your retarded comments to yourself.

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Male 392
It`s kind of an absurd request, considering the money that is made in the fishing industry. In Japan, slabs of tuna can sell for as much as a car. To put it completely on hold during the peak of the season... is irrational.
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Female 523
Ha, I don`t eat fish ;D

WHAT NOW AMERICA?!

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Male 456
but i love my sushi
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Male 513

Probably because everyone is going to go the way of Kanye West, and enjoy putting fish sticks in their mouths.
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Male 486
fishmonger scaremongering
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Female 1,269
=[
but-but...
i love tuna...
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Male 1,164
wont open on my computer :( nvm
im allergic to fish so i dont care xD
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Female 1,112
TUNA bahahahaha! try EVERYONE!!!! we`re all screwed
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Male 2,395
First, chocolate, and now this? D:
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Male 2,372
Tuna were responsible for Germany`s loss in the First World War. They have been behind the stock market crash in `29, and control all the world`s money markets.

But still, I don`t think that the tuna should be wiped out. They should be placed in camps away from the other fish who integrate and try to get along.

...oh wait...there`s a link?

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Male 362
i knew the 2012 thing was gonna be bad, but this is ridiculous. i might just kill myself now because i cant bare the thought of a world without tuna.
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Female 646
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 629
That was brief, lol. But NOOO, I love tuna! Those tuna were huge O.O And 2012, coincidence?
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Male 338
Ah, my computer claims that the link does not exist. My computer is lame.
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Male 486
I hate tuna anyway.
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Female 15,763
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