(Drunk?) Escalator Girl

Submitted by: slappy 7 years ago Funny

How she didn"t get knocked out by this stunt is beyond me.
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Female 2,064
Did that guy take a picture of her?
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Male 161
thats one version of a workout...
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Female 197
lmao that was at north station in boston!
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Female 1,401
haha i would smack her in the ass just to see if she would think it was the creepy old guy standing next to me.
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Female 43
I think I can
I think I can
I think I can
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Female 204
By getting knocked out, I believe it means that she didn`t get punched in the face for being stupid. Not that she fell and hit or head or anything, but I don`t know if I would have been nice enough to move, myself.
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Male 109
itd suck if she stopped to catch her breath, looked round and saw she was at the bottom
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Male 670
"i woulda just gone up the middle metal piece between the escalators"
You mean air?

"Now, because of the big traffic, both escalators are rigged to go down when there is usually one up and one down."
I wonder if malls should start doing this as an April Fools prank.

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Male 1
And still, it wasn`t the longest stairs in the world!
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Female 103
... Why would she have gotten knocked out? I was expecting her to go sailing over the heads of those going down. There wasn`t even any head trauma.

I call shenanigans!!

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Male 3,619
this clip did not have aklimax and that sort of ruind it.
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Female 1,578
she made it!
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Male 231
"I think I understand whats going on. This is at th end of a Bruins game, and everyone is leaving from one of the upper levels. Now, because of the big traffic, both escalators are rigged to go down when there is usually one up and one down. This lady either forgot someone or something at the top, and since there are no normal stairs, it`s the only way to go to the upper level without waiting for the traffic to calm down."

i woulda just gone up the middle metal piece between the escalators

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Male 1,361
aww, her head never looked away from the depressing...moving...stairs...:(
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Male 266
lol go girl goooooooo!
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Male 1,036

I think I understand whats going on. This is at th end of a Bruins game, and everyone is leaving from one of the upper levels. Now, because of the big traffic, both escalators are rigged to go down when there is usually one up and one down. This lady either forgot someone or something at the top, and since there are no normal stairs, it`s the only way to go to the upper level without waiting for the traffic to calm down.
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Male 1,557
Stupid waste of time.
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Female 1,653
One time I ran up the down escalator for the hell of it
But there were no other people on it at the time, that would have been rude.
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Male 318
only in boston
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Male 192
That was pretty pointless...
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Male 14,330
"people from BAHSTIN talk stupid"

Says dat dun deerr boyh from Alabamer.

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Male 195
love the gawping kid at 1:00
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Male 1,365
She`s blonde, what did you expect? You`re better off trying to talk reason to a carp than a blonde.
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Male 1,596
bad trip - yeah, a never ending staircase of fat people
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Female 1,070
HOLYCRAP1234:

1. How does she look drunk...?

2. How would she get knocked out...?

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exactly. i didn`t get it either. i thought it was cool. it`s something I would do myself just for the lulz.

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Male 374
`Wow... Just wow. Not at the girl on the escalator, but the number of fat people on it. That place is like fat paradise.`

AKA America

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Male 374
she didnt hop off at the end, but she started to run it
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Male 959
If she`d been a bloke she`d have been hassled.
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Male 274
what a bad trip she must be having
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Female 525
What are you talking about @ it left us hanging, you can see her hop off the escalator at the top, at the very end.
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Male 626
What? They just left us hanging in suspense!

Did she make it? Did she fall? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?!?

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Male 3,425
WTF is with Rita`s post? Its an advert for motorbikes.
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Male 3,425
Wow... Just wow. Not at the girl on the escalator, but the number of fat people on it. That place is like fat paradise.
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Male 83
people from BAHSTIN talk stupid
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Male 3,301
Hey, good exercise. Good for getting the ethanol out of your bloodstream.
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Male 37
does she make it?! and why were all those ppl coming down! lol
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Male 1,468
1. How does she look drunk...?

2. How would she get knocked out...?

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Male 488
no she`s not drunk. she is blonde. she doesnt realize the stairs move
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Male 2,582
I`m assuming, (since she is from Boston), that her face was so covered in Herpes sores that people quickly got out of her way and did not want to touch her.
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Male 203
GO BROONS!
WELCOME TO THE GAHDEN! I MEAN THE FLEET CENTAH! I MEAN TD BANKNOATH GAHDEN!
FUGGIT, GO BROONS!

I can`t believe she made it all the way up

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Male 615
Rofl. The music actually made it MORE funny, imagine that!
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Female 2,289
I did that once... thank god nobody was there to see me. I was stupid once.
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Female 354
eff that, i wouldnt move.
freaking boston bruins suck
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Female 1,894
YEAA boston!
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Male 42
lol maybe she should of tried the other escalator
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Male 4,547
It takes 16 seconds to get from top to bottom.
It took her at least 1:40 to get to the top of the stairs.

Ergo she just walked up 6.25 flights of stairs.

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Female 192
Boston must be the most polite city ever! Every single one of those people got out of her way with minimal effort on her part.
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Male 11,740
Darn it cut off while she was still walking. Now we`ll never know if she made it to the top.

YAWN

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Female 368
WHOOO!

haha, didnt watch all of it. but if i was there, i would have cheered for her

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Male 39
Boston, please. Lets Go Flames! Woot! Woot!
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Male 4,014
Ok. I get it. She`s walking against foot traffic on an escalator. YAWN.
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Male 150
shes stupid and it amuses me.
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Male 127
Ohh Emm Gee
She`s Walking The WRONG Way!
Lets all take pictures.
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Male 419
kinda boring after a while
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Male 394
lol, who would of had guessed, shes blond, i bet she thought that everyone elsce was going the wrong way
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Male 3,057
@insanmonster: What the hell are you talking about? It`s the TD Banknorth Garden in Boston.

Obviously after a Boston Bruins game.

I live in the Twin Cities, by the way and yes, Breck`s sweaters are similar to those of the Bruins, but it`s definitely NOT the Xcel Center, and do you really think that there are hundreds of Breck fans that went out and bought Breck sweaters?

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Male 323
i think its at a hockey game, and shes just a bitch throwing a bitchfit
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Male 291
this was at the Breck Hockey game in Minnesota!
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Male 8
Turns out my brother and the rest of the mods weren`t arrested after all... cause we know all of IAB is so sophisticated that you didn`t believe it for a second. HOPE YOU ALL APPRECIATED OUR EFFORT AT AN APRIL FOOL`S JOKE, even if it was kinda obvious!! Keep Communitizing!!!
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Male 2,388
fight the POWA!
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Female 1
I`m pretty sure she`s not drunk, it`s really fun to go up the down escalator. Plus she`d probably be a lot more tipsy.
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Male 255
she isn like

"WTF? why does the end of these stairs ever come closer?!"

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Female 5,139
lmfao pel xD
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Female 204
ha i do that
except only when there isnt anyone else on them
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Female 4,028
It is never-ending! The people, I mean, not the stairs.

Are you sure she didn`t do this on purpose? I laughed at the people at the bottom, trying to get her attention.
She almost made it up! Did she?

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Female 2,220
Sounds weird but she must be REALLY fit to be able to keep doing that.
Also.
@D3 totally. Love the avatar too.
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Male 3,819
Just joking... this obviously has nothing to do with a woman`s driving abilities.

This is why women shouldn`t be allowed out of the house.

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Male 3,819
This is why women shouldn`t drive.
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Female 1,436
lmfao

I LOVE how she did all of that climbing and never really made it past a few steps. Then the guy grabs his camera phone and is like. . . "This is making it to youtube. Finally - I have something to post."

Yeah - she is def drunk.

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Male 722
I`d do that for the lulz.
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Male 9,306
"God...so many people...damn stairs...why so long?"
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Male 1,788
Wow.
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Male 4,393

Challenger23
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
192 Posts Wednesday, April 1, 2009 3:43:55 PM
I`d hit it


with a crow bar..

lulz :P

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Male 94
ahha... i used to do this when i wuz like 10 or sumthin... my mom always gets pissed at me..
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Male 3,255
I`d stand there holding on to each railing.
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Male 721
lol some kids were doing that once just to drat about. just stood in their way and stop them from doing it lol. wound them up
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Female 112
there is not a more perfect theme song ANYWHERE for this video
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Male 243
the cheapest workout for all the drunk people out there! :P
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Female 346
I`d hit it


with a crow bar..

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Female 18
lo0ol its kinda fun :P
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Male 1
I`d hit it
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Male 2,440
Women... : P
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Female 44
ha ha ha. I`d have been so p*ssed off though if I were on the escalator when she did that :-)
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Male 129
Link: (Drunk?) Escalator Girl [Rate Link] - How she didn`t get knocked out by this stunt is beyond me.
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