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Date: 04/01/09 03:31 PM

84 Responses to (Drunk?) Escalator Girl

  1. Profile photo of slappy
    slappy Male 18-29
    129 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    Link: (Drunk?) Escalator Girl - How she didn`t get knocked out by this stunt is beyond me.
  2. Profile photo of Havenshill
    Havenshill Female 18-29
    44 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    ha ha ha. I`d have been so p*ssed off though if I were on the escalator when she did that :-)
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    Women... : P
  4. Profile photo of HeavyJ
    HeavyJ Male 70 & Over
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    April 1, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    I`d hit it
  5. Profile photo of sugervshoney
    sugervshoney Female 13-17
    19 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    lo0ol its kinda fun :P
  6. Profile photo of Challenger23
    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    I`d hit it


    with a crow bar..

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    danniddr Male 13-17
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    April 1, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    the cheapest workout for all the drunk people out there! :P
  8. Profile photo of Rhasputin
    Rhasputin Female 18-29
    112 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    there is not a more perfect theme song ANYWHERE for this video
  9. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    lol some kids were doing that once just to drat about. just stood in their way and stop them from doing it lol. wound them up
  10. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    I`d stand there holding on to each railing.
  11. Profile photo of ahkmou
    ahkmou Male 18-29
    94 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    ahha... i used to do this when i wuz like 10 or sumthin... my mom always gets pissed at me..
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    Challenger23
    Female, 18-29, Midwest US
    192 Posts Wednesday, April 1, 2009 3:43:55 PM
    I`d hit it


    with a crow bar..

    lulz :P

  13. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    Wow.
  14. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    "God...so many people...damn stairs...why so long?"
  15. Profile photo of D3
    D3 Male 13-17
    722 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    I`d do that for the lulz.
  16. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    lmfao

    I LOVE how she did all of that climbing and never really made it past a few steps. Then the guy grabs his camera phone and is like. . . "This is making it to youtube. Finally - I have something to post."

    Yeah - she is def drunk.

  17. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    This is why women shouldn`t drive.
  18. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    Just joking... this obviously has nothing to do with a woman`s driving abilities.

    This is why women shouldn`t be allowed out of the house.

  19. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    Sounds weird but she must be REALLY fit to be able to keep doing that.
    Also.
    @D3 totally. Love the avatar too.
  20. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    April 1, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    It is never-ending! The people, I mean, not the stairs.

    Are you sure she didn`t do this on purpose? I laughed at the people at the bottom, trying to get her attention.
    She almost made it up! Did she?

  21. Profile photo of oddstef
    oddstef Female 18-29
    204 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    ha i do that
    except only when there isnt anyone else on them
  22. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    lmfao pel xD
  23. Profile photo of amped35
    amped35 Male 13-17
    255 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    she isn like

    "WTF? why does the end of these stairs ever come closer?!"

  24. Profile photo of kaykayhyde
    kaykayhyde Female 18-29
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    April 1, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    I`m pretty sure she`s not drunk, it`s really fun to go up the down escalator. Plus she`d probably be a lot more tipsy.
  25. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    fight the POWA!
  26. Profile photo of TasTiger
    TasTiger Male 30-39
    8 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    Turns out my brother and the rest of the mods weren`t arrested after all... cause we know all of IAB is so sophisticated that you didn`t believe it for a second. HOPE YOU ALL APPRECIATED OUR EFFORT AT AN APRIL FOOL`S JOKE, even if it was kinda obvious!! Keep Communitizing!!!
  27. Profile photo of insanmonster
    insanmonster Male 18-29
    291 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    this was at the Breck Hockey game in Minnesota!
  28. Profile photo of papasmurfe
    papasmurfe Male 18-29
    323 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    i think its at a hockey game, and shes just a bitch throwing a bitchfit
  29. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
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    April 1, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    @insanmonster: What the hell are you talking about? It`s the TD Banknorth Garden in Boston.

    Obviously after a Boston Bruins game.

    I live in the Twin Cities, by the way and yes, Breck`s sweaters are similar to those of the Bruins, but it`s definitely NOT the Xcel Center, and do you really think that there are hundreds of Breck fans that went out and bought Breck sweaters?

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    rockcabbage Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    lol, who would of had guessed, shes blond, i bet she thought that everyone elsce was going the wrong way
  31. Profile photo of thefireguy22
    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
    419 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    kinda boring after a while
  32. Profile photo of commentClown
    commentClown Male 13-17
    127 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    Ohh Emm Gee
    She`s Walking The WRONG Way!
    Lets all take pictures.
  33. Profile photo of imogenheep
    imogenheep Male 18-29
    150 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    shes stupid and it amuses me.
  34. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    April 1, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    Ok. I get it. She`s walking against foot traffic on an escalator. YAWN.
  35. Profile photo of Swaba
    Swaba Male 13-17
    39 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    Boston, please. Lets Go Flames! Woot! Woot!
  36. Profile photo of HorsesRule
    HorsesRule Female 13-17
    368 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    WHOOO!

    haha, didnt watch all of it. but if i was there, i would have cheered for her

  37. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    Darn it cut off while she was still walking. Now we`ll never know if she made it to the top.

    YAWN

  38. Profile photo of Samela
    Samela Female 18-29
    192 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    Boston must be the most polite city ever! Every single one of those people got out of her way with minimal effort on her part.
  39. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    It takes 16 seconds to get from top to bottom.
    It took her at least 1:40 to get to the top of the stairs.

    Ergo she just walked up 6.25 flights of stairs.

  40. Profile photo of Alexo35
    Alexo35 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    lol maybe she should of tried the other escalator
  41. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
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    April 1, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    YEAA boston!
  42. Profile photo of KIKENI
    KIKENI Female 13-17
    354 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    eff that, i wouldnt move.
    freaking boston bruins suck
  43. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    I did that once... thank god nobody was there to see me. I was stupid once.
  44. Profile photo of Phydeaux13
    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    Rofl. The music actually made it MORE funny, imagine that!
  45. Profile photo of hyybrucewayn
    hyybrucewayn Male 18-29
    203 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    GO BROONS!
    WELCOME TO THE GAHDEN! I MEAN THE FLEET CENTAH! I MEAN TD BANKNOATH GAHDEN!
    FUGGIT, GO BROONS!

    I can`t believe she made it all the way up

  46. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    I`m assuming, (since she is from Boston), that her face was so covered in Herpes sores that people quickly got out of her way and did not want to touch her.
  47. Profile photo of tannerb924
    tannerb924 Male 18-29
    488 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    no she`s not drunk. she is blonde. she doesnt realize the stairs move
  48. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
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    April 1, 2009 at 10:06 pm
    1. How does she look drunk...?

    2. How would she get knocked out...?

  49. Profile photo of Nick7714
    Nick7714 Male 18-29
    37 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 10:39 pm
    does she make it?! and why were all those ppl coming down! lol
  50. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    Hey, good exercise. Good for getting the ethanol out of your bloodstream.
  51. Profile photo of Yasserbossin
    Yasserbossin Male 18-29
    83 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 11:30 pm
    people from BAHSTIN talk stupid
  52. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2009 at 11:47 pm
    Wow... Just wow. Not at the girl on the escalator, but the number of fat people on it. That place is like fat paradise.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 11:48 pm
    WTF is with Rita`s post? Its an advert for motorbikes.
  54. Profile photo of Zerro
    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 11:55 pm
    What? They just left us hanging in suspense!

    Did she make it? Did she fall? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?!?

  55. Profile photo of 0Sigma0
    0Sigma0 Female 30-39
    525 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 12:11 am
    What are you talking about @ it left us hanging, you can see her hop off the escalator at the top, at the very end.
  56. Profile photo of kronosbr
    kronosbr Male 18-29
    274 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 1:16 am
    what a bad trip she must be having
  57. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 2:06 am
    If she`d been a bloke she`d have been hassled.
  58. Profile photo of Kane132
    Kane132 Male 18-29
    374 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 2:34 am
    she didnt hop off at the end, but she started to run it
  59. Profile photo of Kane132
    Kane132 Male 18-29
    374 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 2:34 am
    `Wow... Just wow. Not at the girl on the escalator, but the number of fat people on it. That place is like fat paradise.`

    AKA America

  60. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 3:33 am
    HOLYCRAP1234:

    1. How does she look drunk...?

    2. How would she get knocked out...?

    ----------------------

    exactly. i didn`t get it either. i thought it was cool. it`s something I would do myself just for the lulz.

  61. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
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    April 2, 2009 at 3:38 am
    bad trip - yeah, a never ending staircase of fat people
  62. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:39 am
    She`s blonde, what did you expect? You`re better off trying to talk reason to a carp than a blonde.
  63. Profile photo of 1avatar2
    1avatar2 Male 13-17
    195 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:03 am
    love the gawping kid at 1:00
  64. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    April 2, 2009 at 6:13 am
    "people from BAHSTIN talk stupid"

    Says dat dun deerr boyh from Alabamer.

  65. Profile photo of PeRsOnAaNiMa
    PeRsOnAaNiMa Male 18-29
    192 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 9:01 am
    That was pretty pointless...
  66. Profile photo of send55
    send55 Male 13-17
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    April 2, 2009 at 9:07 am
    only in boston
  67. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
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    April 2, 2009 at 9:14 am
    One time I ran up the down escalator for the hell of it
    But there were no other people on it at the time, that would have been rude.
  68. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 10:51 am
    Stupid waste of time.
  69. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 10:59 am

    I think I understand whats going on. This is at th end of a Bruins game, and everyone is leaving from one of the upper levels. Now, because of the big traffic, both escalators are rigged to go down when there is usually one up and one down. This lady either forgot someone or something at the top, and since there are no normal stairs, it`s the only way to go to the upper level without waiting for the traffic to calm down.
  70. Profile photo of Blacksun1212
    Blacksun1212 Male 13-17
    266 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 11:57 am
    lol go girl goooooooo!
  71. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
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    April 2, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    aww, her head never looked away from the depressing...moving...stairs...:(
  72. Profile photo of nodar
    nodar Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    "I think I understand whats going on. This is at th end of a Bruins game, and everyone is leaving from one of the upper levels. Now, because of the big traffic, both escalators are rigged to go down when there is usually one up and one down. This lady either forgot someone or something at the top, and since there are no normal stairs, it`s the only way to go to the upper level without waiting for the traffic to calm down."

    i woulda just gone up the middle metal piece between the escalators

  73. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    she made it!
  74. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    this clip did not have aklimax and that sort of ruind it.
  75. Profile photo of Skibi
    Skibi Female 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    ... Why would she have gotten knocked out? I was expecting her to go sailing over the heads of those going down. There wasn`t even any head trauma.

    I call shenanigans!!

  76. Profile photo of JustaVCguy
    JustaVCguy Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    And still, it wasn`t the longest stairs in the world!
  77. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
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    April 2, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    "i woulda just gone up the middle metal piece between the escalators"
    You mean air?

    "Now, because of the big traffic, both escalators are rigged to go down when there is usually one up and one down."
    I wonder if malls should start doing this as an April Fools prank.

  78. Profile photo of Fishmanjo
    Fishmanjo Male 18-29
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    April 3, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    itd suck if she stopped to catch her breath, looked round and saw she was at the bottom
  79. Profile photo of beckpratt
    beckpratt Female 18-29
    204 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    By getting knocked out, I believe it means that she didn`t get punched in the face for being stupid. Not that she fell and hit or head or anything, but I don`t know if I would have been nice enough to move, myself.
  80. Profile photo of HeartbeatSOS
    HeartbeatSOS Female 18-29
    43 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    I think I can
    I think I can
    I think I can
  81. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
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    April 3, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    haha i would smack her in the ass just to see if she would think it was the creepy old guy standing next to me.
  82. Profile photo of mntsfam
    mntsfam Female 13-17
    197 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    lmao that was at north station in boston!
  83. Profile photo of confuzedkid
    confuzedkid Male 13-17
    161 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 10:25 pm
    thats one version of a workout...
  84. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
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    April 12, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    Did that guy take a picture of her?

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