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Date: 04/30/09 03:26 PM

81 Responses to Double Military Fail

  1. Profile photo of dreamdancer
    dreamdancer Female 18-29
    16 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    Link: Double Military Fail - Two soldiers down for the price of one. Nice job, boys.
  2. Profile photo of jogger1
    jogger1 Male 13-17
    149 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    oh and friggin hilarious lol.
  3. Profile photo of nobody404
    nobody404 Male 13-17
    247 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    Roads- the ultimate defense against infantry.
  4. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    Jogger, you`re new and that was kind of a half first post so I`ll give you a break, but here at I-A-B calling first is a big no-no.
  5. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    lol.favourite video of the day
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    steve41high Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    though on second thoughts, they`ve probably both just been shot
  7. Profile photo of jogger1
    jogger1 Male 13-17
    149 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    To opiebreath: I just had to say it it`s my first time and also I`m only 14 lol sry for the commotion.
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    whats weird is that the cameraman didn`t even laugh... must be communist soldiers...
  9. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    Ladies and gentlemen: I give you the Andorran infantry
  10. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    Your tax money at work

    Opie can I 1st post :-P

  11. Profile photo of HerrHuhn
    HerrHuhn Male 18-29
    93 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    Oh how the German army has fallen...

    See what I did thar?

  12. Profile photo of Mornaf42
    Mornaf42 Male 13-17
    14 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    "though on second thoughts, they`ve probably both just been shot"

    and to me, that makes it even funnier.
    I`m not crazy..., what are you talking about?

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    davymid Male 30-39
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    "Two more soldiers were injured today in Northern Iraq, a region reknowned for harbouring Al-Qaeda affiliated insurgent Kurbs"
  14. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    April 30, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    > Spambot3000

    Of course you can post "First"! You even get a special prize of a 2 week ban as an added bonus when you do!

  15. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    >Mornaf42

    haha yeh, the lack of movement is pretty funny

  16. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    Realy Lionhart, your to kind
  17. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    and osama gets away again...
  18. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    i lol`d. twice.
  19. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    why aren`t we allowed to call first again?
  20. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    wows
  21. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    Emzrok because lionhart will ban your ass, also it`s realy anoying. I was being sarcastic eairler.
  22. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    because, emzrok, once a user has called "first" he or she then assumes the role of jagweed, and inherits all fails therein.
  23. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    It wasn`t their fault, it was the asphalt.
  24. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    > emzrok
    > why aren`t we allowed to call first again?

    Cause I called it first!!!

    Oh, and because its pointless, off-topic and a really retarded way of saying "Look at me, I want attention!"

  25. Profile photo of Shinoki
    Shinoki Male 30-39
    162 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    Can we call "first" if you`re like... 45th or something? I`d assume that`d get you a worse punishment.
    I`ve been lurking here for a long time but only recently made an account. Yesterday, when I clicked on a link, I noticed I was first. I didn`t say it though because... well... I agree with what people are saying about it.
  26. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    April 30, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    Shinoki, kudos to you. It`s very tempting to shout "F1RST!!!1!1!1one1!1!eleven1!!!" when you`re first poster, but as others have said, it is a bit of a douche thing to do. It`s self-gratifying and pisses off everyone else. And let`s face it, I-A-B is a pretty tight-knit community, and anything that pisses the community off (firsts!, spam, pron pictures, abject racism etc) gets stamped on pretty quick.

    Thanks for exercising self-control!

  27. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    April 30, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    > Shinoki

    No, if you were 45th and called "First" that would show you were completely and utterly insane, so you`d probably get offered a mod job.

  28. Profile photo of PartyGirl93
    PartyGirl93 Female 13-17
    104 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    I guess it`s customary to kiss asphalt before walking on it...?
  29. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    "No, if you were 45th and called "First" that would show you were completely and utterly insane, so you`d probably get offered a mod job."

    "First."

    Hahaha, nice try, Dairy.

  30. Profile photo of RavenLee
    RavenLee Female 18-29
    44 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    that was perfct
  31. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    April 30, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    45th
  32. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    where were going, we dont need ro-OH FU-OW!
  33. Profile photo of grogyboy
    grogyboy Male 18-29
    2 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    In russia, asphalt falls on you!
  34. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    "In russia, asphalt falls on you! "
    lrn2 soviet russia
  35. Profile photo of dairy
    dairy Male 18-29
    382 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    lol ryan, it was asking for it :P
  36. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    April 30, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    Grogyboy, hate to tell you, but that`s in Germany...Or it`s a German video anyway.
  37. Profile photo of kangoala
    kangoala Male 18-29
    702 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    Did the camera guy know that was going to happen?
  38. Profile photo of Jilana
    Jilana Female 13-17
    254 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    that was beautifully choreographed.
  39. Profile photo of maxfromanoka
    maxfromanoka Male 18-29
    7 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    EPIC! Im pretty sure it wasn`t planned.
  40. Profile photo of gozirra
    gozirra Male 40-49
    375 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    Guess they had a surplus of banana peels.
  41. Profile photo of Bo_SHhaYeB
    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    fake
  42. Profile photo of LordNick
    LordNick Male 18-29
    284 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    Finally... footage of Bush`s time in the military.
  43. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    LMAO awww. You can`t just fall on your face like that...

    Yeah, LordNick, it would`ve been something similar to this if he actually went to the military...

  44. Profile photo of maedene
    maedene Male 18-29
    291 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    funny funny Germans
  45. Profile photo of don11817
    don11817 Male 30-39
    86 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    Hey look! The French Special Forces are here! We`re all saved-----uhhh... you guys ok?
  46. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    lol, fake or not, that shis funny.

  47. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 10:26 pm
    lol aww
  48. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
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    April 30, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    i was like "whats so special" and then they tripped over at the same time
  49. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 11:06 pm
    awwww
    lol ^^ that was almost cute in a weird way XD
  50. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 11:30 pm
    anybody else think that was staged? why would they be filming them at that time, and what are the odds?
  51. Profile photo of i-am-sara
    i-am-sara Female 18-29
    35 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 11:32 pm
    follow ur heart... damn that songs catchy
  52. Profile photo of mikeeegeee
    mikeeegeee Male 18-29
    317 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 12:47 am
    Wow, it`s like watching a videogame play back to back identical animations
  53. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 1:55 am
    PWNED!!!
  54. Profile photo of aznclueless
    aznclueless Male 18-29
    329 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:41 am
    the way they fell looks like there was a trip wire
  55. Profile photo of makkaal
    makkaal Male 18-29
    123 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:47 am
    STELLUUUUUNG!!!


    ...
    I have no idea what that order means in English. Any soldiers online? What`s the order for going prone/laying down and getting cover?

  56. Profile photo of Sacrito
    Sacrito Male 18-29
    50 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:54 am
    Makkall, i think it`s take cover
  57. Profile photo of Vikstar
    Vikstar Female 18-29
    399 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 6:30 am
    davymid - your Kurb joke cracked me up!
  58. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 7:19 am
    hehehehehehehe
  59. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 9:17 am
    lool
  60. Profile photo of maddog3n
    maddog3n Male 40-49
    51 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 9:23 am
    Makkall-Just for clarification, the command would be "Get down"...but nobody would really have to give that command because what your describing is considered a battle drill in Infantry Movement & Tactics (IMT). In other words, a battle drill is any movement or set of movements that have been previously coordinated and rehearsed, who`s execution is done with little or no direct supervision and/or verbal communication. As everyone involvled knows who, what, where, when, and how the drill is supposed to work the process is alot quicker and is not influenced by communications barriers. Having said that, the real reason is that if I`m being shot at, I`m not going to wait for someone to tell to go to the prone position and low crawl to cover. I`m just going to do it.
  61. Profile photo of tomahawkjam
    tomahawkjam Male 18-29
    199 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 9:27 am
    the cameraman giggled... so it was an accident, or they staged it to be funny.. either way it wasnt on purpose or he wouldnt have laughed.. but you think they would get straight back up if they tripped, i mean c`mon they`re soldiers
  62. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 9:53 am
    this is funny, idc if it really is staged or not
  63. Profile photo of nateas
    nateas Male 18-29
    45 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 10:35 am
    God damit hahah. I miss being in the military hahah
  64. Profile photo of sovereign09
    sovereign09 Male 13-17
    59 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 10:53 am
    get down!
  65. Profile photo of SoMeMeXiCaN
    SoMeMeXiCaN Male 13-17
    149 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    synchronized failing
  66. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    I can`t stop replaying the video...help me...
  67. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    They heard a car backfiring and assumed they were getting shot at, HIT THE DECK!
  68. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
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    May 1, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    That made my day, lol!
  69. Profile photo of injeckshun
    injeckshun Male 18-29
    125 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    im still replaying... it was just too perfectly synchronized.
  70. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    they must have practised that lol
  71. Profile photo of 520
    520 Male 13-17
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    May 1, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    How is that even possible?
  72. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    the train to kill, they train to take a bullet to the knee caps, their trained to be like chuck, but they suck at crossing roads? Marines Pave the way for all roads, land air and sea baby
  73. Profile photo of siriusblackz
    siriusblackz Female 13-17
    6 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    That was great!!!!!
  74. Profile photo of MissMurder
    MissMurder Female 18-29
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    May 2, 2009 at 8:42 am
    synchronised failing.
  75. Profile photo of Alphawolf
    Alphawolf Male 18-29
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    May 2, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    They aren`t soldiers because the sounds of the guns hitting the groudn... was plastic. Either that or the military has been watching way too much X-men.
  76. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    That can definitely happen. Soldiers really have to cross nasty terrain like that and they frequently wind up with some pretty epic falls.

    The sound of plastic hitting the floor was pretty consistent since some guns do contain plastic parts and the audio quality can`t really tell either way, not to mention that infantry like that would probably have plastic kneepads for just this sort of thing.

    All in all, real, and yes fail.

  77. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    May 2, 2009 at 10:50 pm
    boom goes the dynamite...
  78. Profile photo of kamtschatka
    kamtschatka Male 18-29
    42 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 11:35 am
    I think these guys are from the Austrian army(german named video and the uniform of the soldiers). The sound of plastic hitting the ground was definitly right, because the Austrian Army mainly uses the StG-77(Steyr AUG) which contains about 50% plastic.
  79. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2009 at 5:25 am
    owned! can`t help laughing
  80. Profile photo of chidoricody
    chidoricody Male 18-29
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    September 18, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    hat can definitely happen. Soldiers really have to cross nasty terrain like that and they frequently wind up with some pretty epic falls.
    The sound of plastic hitting the floor was pretty consistent since some guns do contain plastic parts and the audio quality can`t really tell either way, not to mention that infantry like that would probably have plastic kneepads for just this sort of thing.

    All in all, real, and yes fail.
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    thank you for clearing that up for everyone, i hate it when people have no idea what they are talking about and automatically tries to convince everyone its fake....

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