Double Military Fail

Submitted by: dreamdancer 8 years ago in Funny

Two soldiers down for the price of one. Nice job, boys.
There are 81 comments:
Male 35
hat can definitely happen. Soldiers really have to cross nasty terrain like that and they frequently wind up with some pretty epic falls.
The sound of plastic hitting the floor was pretty consistent since some guns do contain plastic parts and the audio quality can`t really tell either way, not to mention that infantry like that would probably have plastic kneepads for just this sort of thing.

All in all, real, and yes fail.
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thank you for clearing that up for everyone, i hate it when people have no idea what they are talking about and automatically tries to convince everyone its fake....
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Male 845
owned! can`t help laughing
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Male 42
I think these guys are from the Austrian army(german named video and the uniform of the soldiers). The sound of plastic hitting the ground was definitly right, because the Austrian Army mainly uses the StG-77(Steyr AUG) which contains about 50% plastic.
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Male 3,915
boom goes the dynamite...
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Male 592
That can definitely happen. Soldiers really have to cross nasty terrain like that and they frequently wind up with some pretty epic falls.

The sound of plastic hitting the floor was pretty consistent since some guns do contain plastic parts and the audio quality can`t really tell either way, not to mention that infantry like that would probably have plastic kneepads for just this sort of thing.

All in all, real, and yes fail.

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Male 161
They aren`t soldiers because the sounds of the guns hitting the groudn... was plastic. Either that or the military has been watching way too much X-men.
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Female 311
synchronised failing.
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Female 6
That was great!!!!!
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Male 596
the train to kill, they train to take a bullet to the knee caps, their trained to be like chuck, but they suck at crossing roads? Marines Pave the way for all roads, land air and sea baby
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Male 431
How is that even possible?
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Male 4,867
they must have practised that lol
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Male 125
im still replaying... it was just too perfectly synchronized.
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Male 1,523
That made my day, lol!
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Male 593
They heard a car backfiring and assumed they were getting shot at, HIT THE DECK!
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Female 2,064
I can`t stop replaying the video...help me...
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Male 147
synchronized failing
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Male 59
get down!
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Male 45
God damit hahah. I miss being in the military hahah
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Male 1,629
this is funny, idc if it really is staged or not
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Male 199
the cameraman giggled... so it was an accident, or they staged it to be funny.. either way it wasnt on purpose or he wouldnt have laughed.. but you think they would get straight back up if they tripped, i mean c`mon they`re soldiers
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Male 51
Makkall-Just for clarification, the command would be "Get down"...but nobody would really have to give that command because what your describing is considered a battle drill in Infantry Movement & Tactics (IMT). In other words, a battle drill is any movement or set of movements that have been previously coordinated and rehearsed, who`s execution is done with little or no direct supervision and/or verbal communication. As everyone involvled knows who, what, where, when, and how the drill is supposed to work the process is alot quicker and is not influenced by communications barriers. Having said that, the real reason is that if I`m being shot at, I`m not going to wait for someone to tell to go to the prone position and low crawl to cover. I`m just going to do it.
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Male 1,718
lool
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Female 2,509
hehehehehehehe
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Female 399
davymid - your Kurb joke cracked me up!
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Male 50
Makkall, i think it`s take cover
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Male 123
STELLUUUUUNG!!!


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I have no idea what that order means in English. Any soldiers online? What`s the order for going prone/laying down and getting cover?

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Male 328
the way they fell looks like there was a trip wire
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Male 864
PWNED!!!
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Male 317
Wow, it`s like watching a videogame play back to back identical animations
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Female 35
follow ur heart... damn that songs catchy
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Male 4,793
anybody else think that was staged? why would they be filming them at that time, and what are the odds?
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Female 1,269
awwww
lol ^^ that was almost cute in a weird way XD
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Male 845
i was like "whats so special" and then they tripped over at the same time
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Male 9,306
lol aww
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Male 1,686
lol, fake or not, that shis funny.

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Male 86
Hey look! The French Special Forces are here! We`re all saved-----uhhh... you guys ok?
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Male 291
funny funny Germans
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Male 2,125
LMAO awww. You can`t just fall on your face like that...

Yeah, LordNick, it would`ve been something similar to this if he actually went to the military...

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Male 283
Finally... footage of Bush`s time in the military.
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Male 275
fake
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Male 375
Guess they had a surplus of banana peels.
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Male 7
EPIC! Im pretty sure it wasn`t planned.
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Female 254
that was beautifully choreographed.
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Male 702
Did the camera guy know that was going to happen?
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Male 2,344
Grogyboy, hate to tell you, but that`s in Germany...Or it`s a German video anyway.
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Male 382
lol ryan, it was asking for it :P
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Male 988
"In russia, asphalt falls on you! "
lrn2 soviet russia
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Male 5,190
Lucky the guns didn`t fire. xD
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Male 2
In russia, asphalt falls on you!
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Male 438
where were going, we dont need ro-OH FU-OW!
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Male 11,740
45th
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Female 44
that was perfct
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Male 2,344
"No, if you were 45th and called "First" that would show you were completely and utterly insane, so you`d probably get offered a mod job."

"First."

Hahaha, nice try, Dairy.

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Female 104
I guess it`s customary to kiss asphalt before walking on it...?
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Male 8,302
> Shinoki

No, if you were 45th and called "First" that would show you were completely and utterly insane, so you`d probably get offered a mod job.

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Male 12,138
Shinoki, kudos to you. It`s very tempting to shout "F1RST!!!1!1!1one1!1!eleven1!!!" when you`re first poster, but as others have said, it is a bit of a douche thing to do. It`s self-gratifying and pisses off everyone else. And let`s face it, I-A-B is a pretty tight-knit community, and anything that pisses the community off (firsts!, spam, pron pictures, abject racism etc) gets stamped on pretty quick.

Thanks for exercising self-control!

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Male 162
Can we call "first" if you`re like... 45th or something? I`d assume that`d get you a worse punishment.
I`ve been lurking here for a long time but only recently made an account. Yesterday, when I clicked on a link, I noticed I was first. I didn`t say it though because... well... I agree with what people are saying about it.
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Male 8,302
> emzrok
> why aren`t we allowed to call first again?

Cause I called it first!!!

[quote]Oh, and because its pointless, off-topic and a really retarded way of saying "Look at me, I want attention!"[/quote]

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Male 1,590
It wasn`t their fault, it was the asphalt.
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Male 1,297
because, emzrok, once a user has called "first" he or she then assumes the role of jagweed, and inherits all fails therein.
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Male 525
Emzrok because lionhart will ban your ass, also it`s realy anoying. I was being sarcastic eairler.
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Male 1,297
wows
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Female 1,306
why aren`t we allowed to call first again?
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Female 1,306
i lol`d. twice.
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Male 914
and osama gets away again...
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Male 525
Realy Lionhart, your to kind
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Male 1,153
>Mornaf42

haha yeh, the lack of movement is pretty funny

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Male 8,302
> Spambot3000

Of course you can post "First"! You even get a special prize of a 2 week ban as an added bonus when you do!

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Male 12,138
"Two more soldiers were injured today in Northern Iraq, a region reknowned for harbouring Al-Qaeda affiliated insurgent Kurbs"
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Male 14
"though on second thoughts, they`ve probably both just been shot"

and to me, that makes it even funnier.
I`m not crazy..., what are you talking about?

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Male 93
Oh how the German army has fallen...

See what I did thar?

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Male 525
Your tax money at work

Opie can I 1st post :-P

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Male 1,929
Ladies and gentlemen: I give you the Andorran infantry
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Male 2,199
whats weird is that the cameraman didn`t even laugh... must be communist soldiers...
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Male 149
To opiebreath: I just had to say it it`s my first time and also I`m only 14 lol sry for the commotion.
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Male 1,153
though on second thoughts, they`ve probably both just been shot
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Male 1,153
lol.favourite video of the day
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Male 245
Roads- the ultimate defense against infantry.
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Female 15,763
Jogger, you`re new and that was kind of a half first post so I`ll give you a break, but here at I-A-B calling first is a big no-no.
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Male 149
oh and friggin hilarious lol.
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Female 16
Link: Double Military Fail [Rate Link] - Two soldiers down for the price of one. Nice job, boys.
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