Colorado Bans Woman`s `Tofu` License Plate

Submitted by: eugenius 8 years ago in Misc

Maybe it"s "cause I haven"t had coffee yet, but it took me the entire video to figure out what the potential problem was
There are 121 comments:
Female 5,222
whahaha thats awesome
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Female 2,064
"I LV TO FU" xD
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Male 342
Ha!
"If the DMV is going to start censoring...
that`s a little bit 1984ish"
Here`s a plate for you: HEYSTFU
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Male 91
`If the DMV is going to start censoring what people are thinking`


well no, they just dont want i love to fu|ck on license plates.

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Male 10
@ yojimbo122

Actually Vegan implies that you will not only not eat anything animal, but use anything made from an animal.. i.e. no more leather.. some even take it as far as to not drink milk.

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Male 177
Clearly someone doesn`t understand winking faces.

Anyways, I love to fu, too.

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Male 30
wow megavidiot just wow, vgn means VEGAN it means you eat nothing from animals how stupid can you really be to not know that
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Female 357
hahaha i saw it immediately

well done me and my filthy, filthy mind =]

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Female 1,082
OHHHHHHHH! haha
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Female 1,082
i don`t understand how tofu could be considered dirty...?
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Male 900
i liked the the bumper sticker too `vgn` ha! she can`t be a virgin, she has a kid! ;) goes well with the plate too.
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Male 10
I hate bumper stickers, but custom plates always make me laugh. They should`ve let her keep it. Plus you know some dude would approach her in a parking lot at some point like, "Hey, I read your plate. Wanna go to the guys bathroom and have some fun." It would`ve been priceless.
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Male 369
lol at brueggz
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Male 3,425
Good. Serves her right. If you`re vegetarian, fair enough, but don`t try and force your beliefs upon other people.

Besides, tofu tastes like rubber, such a crap excuse for meat it`s unbelievable.

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Male 10
Her license plate should have read something more like imamilf
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Female 4,028
Am I the only one who`s just a little annoyed at her yearning to shout out to the world what she loves?

But I do think it`s silly to censor it. Come on, stop being such pansies about "Oh, it may offend people!" Who gives a crap, it`s their problem.

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Female 1,158
"Negative one: "Fu(k her and her stupid license plate. Keep your beliefs and "what you stand for", to yourself!"

You mean like you just did? Jackass."

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no kidding.

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Female 1,653
I really want some tofu now.
Havent had any in aaaages...

anyway, you see reg plates with things like 1L2FCK and ICUM4U etc... maybe I just live in a perverse area.

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Male 467
In my opinion they were correct in banning it - I mean come on! That stuff is just plain nasty, if it had in fact been todrat she meant, they should`ve allowed it of course.
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Male 621
Negative one: "Fu(k her and her stupid license plate. Keep your beliefs and "what you stand for", to yourself!"

You mean like you just did? Jackass.

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Male 298
The government officials are proper fascist douchebags... jeez, she could probably have ILVGUNS and she`d be fine, either Tofu or the ridiculously prudish To F U are totally harmless...
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Male 1,685
V Tofu`s okay, too.
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Male 1,685
ILVTOFU as well.
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Male 650
I bet they`d allow something like

ILVC0CK

Stupid officials

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Male 2,582
I live in Colorado and believe me, there are tons of self righteous pseudo hippie asshats like this, everywhere being total hypocrites. Fu(k her and her stupid license plate. Keep your beliefs and "what you stand for", to yourself!
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Female 168
I`m sorry, but when I try to figure out what vanity plates mean I usually see whole words before my brain speech recodes it as "eff yoo". I agree with the crazy vegan lady, it is kind of 1984ish.
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Male 165
At first I thought, wtf do they hate vegetarians then i got the real message.
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Male 674
Well she is from centennial... the most vegetarian, save the whales, peace and love, etc.. city in Colorado save for Boulder...
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Male 150
what a fag! I lol`d
"I want people who are behind me to know exactly what i believe"
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Male 128
wow didnt even have to press play to see the problem with that plate.
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Female 5
oh i get it! hah i was just all uhhh whats wrong with tofu
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Female 1,231
I lol`d.
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Male 121
Try TOFULVR or VEGHEAD. Or maybe she could do an acromym like "Vegetables And Greens In Numerous Amounts"
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Female 665
I`m not a whore, I just really like tofu!
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Male 505
Darn right it`s a little nineteen eighty-foursh.
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Female 323
i dont like the mushy tofu. ew.
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Male 991
Haha nice one unsub. :]
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Male 94
they probably thought that "ilvtofu" means "i love to drat" or " i love to drat u" just a guess... frikkin sick minded people.
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Male 203
OOOooohhh, she referenced literature. fancy fancy.

On the other hand, I dont really care that they wont give her the liscence plate. first off, like johama said, i bet she could find another, less potentially insulting way to express her love of tofu. secondly, just because you feel strongly about something doesnt mean you should tell everyone about it all the time. I don`t like being bombarded by other people`s opinions, which is basically what bumper stickers and vanity plates are all about. people like this make me think that they WANT people to know that they care about stuff. They aren`t confident enough in their own opinion that they feel it necessary to constantly reinforce it.

also, i feel bad for the kid. I bet she`s never tasted a real Cheeseburger. thats no way to raise a child.

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Male 11,739
As soon as I saw the plate I saw the problem. If she`s hot then I`m ok with it either way.
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Male 285
either way i bet she`d still love to f*uck anyone anyways so why complain.
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Female 513
Is it just me, or did the woman sound like she was 14 and not the 30-something she really was?

"that`s a little 1984ish for me".. o.O

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Male 190
theyre just pissed off cuz she was gonna pay 2 for 1 and she loves both things
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Female 153
What a vapid idiot. If they won`t give her the plate then she can pick something else! It`s not like it can`t be integrated into another phrase her tofu appreciation (gag) Instead of complaining how the whole world is against her, she needs to work around it. Jeez
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Male 2,372
That`s ridiculous.

If the DMV will allow SNFFCNT and ASSFCK, then I can`t see what the problem is with ILVTOFU.

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Male 12,365
"People are offended by "FU" jesus christ."

Many Christians would be, certainly :) (also plenty of Muslims and quite a few Jews).

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Male 4,793
like, that is so totally 1984!! get over it lady there is no true freedom in this world.
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Female 1,199
What the hell are you talking about, Agent. o_O

Meh and this is lame. :/ I can`t believe they`d make her change her license plate. If they read it as something dirty then that`s their own fault.

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Male 197
Really pageturner? Really? Take a Midol... And try not to be so sensitive... I don`t see Captain Planet getting all offended. I in fact like to imagine Captain planet laughing, mullet shaking and little blue wiener getting a little stiff thinking about getting some sweet hippy MILF Vegan action. Not all Vegans are hippies, but come on...
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Female 48
how does eating a certain food[tofu] make you a hippy?

jesus christ people, i`m vegan and pagan and i wouldnt be considered a hippie by anyone who knows me.

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Male 17,511
She seriously didn`t see the problem with that ?
This confirms my belief that hippies are mentally blinded.
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Male 197
A naive, hippy, MILF, Vegan who loves to F*ck!?! With your powers combined, she is CAPTAIN PLANET!!! Or at least she`d love to f*ck him.
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Male 512
Lol, vanity plates are stupid. Just get another vegan bumper sticker for your bloody SUV you hypocrite!

And nothing against vegans, but I hate it when some of them try to ram their dietary choices down other people`s throats. And none of this "stop global warming" bullpoo! Reducing man-made CO2 may slow it down a bit, but it likely won`t make any significant difference. Besides, we hear all this about CO2 being a bad greenhouse gas, but water vapor is at least 5 times worse, so what we REALLY need to do is cut back on our H2O emissions! *rolls eyes*

That is all. Sorry to rant.

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Female 1,436
I noticed as soon as they showed the plate - then I lol`d for about 5 mins.

"People have a dirty mind!"

Yes, ma`am we do. And you - you have a nasty, whorish license plate. lmfao

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Male 70
People are offended by "FU" jesus christ.
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Female 1,677
Who fricking cares, get a bumper sticker and shut up. Nobody needs to approve those.
(..until someone complains I guess)
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Male 375
If they had allowed it, you KNOW some IAB troll from Colorado would have found where she lived and added a "CK" with a magic marker.
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Male 12,365
I think we need to think bigger - to control the Earth in order to moderate any global effects regardless of cause. In practice, it doesn`t matter if they are due to fluctuations in solar emissions, natural alteration of the atmosphere (e.g. a major volcanic eruption), artificial alteration of the atmosphere (e.g. pollution) or a combination of natural and artificial (e.g. large-scale farm animal farting, release of the methane hydrates, etc). We need to be able to counter any problem regardless of cause.

Putting some real money into nuclear fusion research would be a good start. Economic sustained fusion would remove energy generation as a problem.

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Male 12,365
Colorado is Co, right?

So the number plate is pronounced "Ilovetofuco"

So...an apparently hypocritical and/or ignorant enviromentalist tried to slide an obscene number plate past the licensing authority by using "creative" spelling. People try that all the time.

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Male 490
She seems like a really irritating lady.

Probably hypocritical, probably forces her beliefs on others, probably thinks less of people who don`t follow her ideas.

She`s also an exaggerator.

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Male 1,764
Haha, yeah I noticed to unsub, what a hypocrite. Besides, this whole story is so unimportant, is it really newsworthy?
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Female 924
She has a sticker that says "Stop global warming" but she drives a bloody SUV ...
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Female 414
I got it the second she said 1984 that she meant the book... but there were so many other different books she could have used as a reference... but i say c`mon lady, they screen license plates like none other and if any of them seem crude, they`ll not let you have it. In any state.
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Female 695
"Agreed on the 84ish comment.... Can you really pare down politics to single calendar years? What adumb twit. People who are that gung-ho about their right to express their dietary preferences are a waste of time anyway."

Ha! BumbleBB!
Don`t insult her intelligence when yours is clearly the lacking one. XD

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Male 807
Only a woman would plead ignorance.
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Female 683
Am I really the only one that understands her reference to "1984" is a reference to the novel by George Orwell, where Big Brother watches and regulates everything you do?


*raises hand* I do, now that you mention it. Had to read it in school, and, quite frankly, I agree with her.

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Male 61
Lixa123: Glad to see im not alone.
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Female 579
Chris201: no. you`re not.
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Male 6
i agree with bumbleBB, this woman is dumb. lol, colorado dratin rocks tho :)
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Male 61
"A little bit 1984-ish"? Someone please kill her."

"Agreed on the 84ish comment.... Can you really pare down politics to single calendar years? What adumb twit."

Am I really the only one that understands her reference to "1984" is a reference to the novel by George Orwell, where Big Brother watches and regulates everything you do?

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Female 1,112
Agreed on the 84ish comment.... Can you really pare down politics to single calendar years? What adumb twit. People who are that gung-ho about their right to express their dietary preferences are a waste of time anyway.
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Male 720
"A little bit 1984-ish"? Someone please kill her.
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Male 388
i would love to-fu her...
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Male 388
I LOVE TO FUUUUUUUUUU....
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Female 244
Tofu is gross no matter how you mean it, lol.
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Male 31
"There are lots of dirty minded people out there" yes, and most of them are probly on this site.
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Male 425
"I love to f*ck you" "I Live to f*ck you" "I Love tofu"
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Male 1,204
I think bellavia343 just got owned. Just to say, the only way to prevent global warming is to kill everything on the planet. Otherwise, you`ll have CO2 in the atmosphere because of this thing we call "life". What you meant was probably slow down global warming, and in order to do so, efficiency is much better than changing our strategy completely, because that`s just a waste of time and energy into something that will probably not work. Anything and everything has unforseen consequences.

Oh yeah, and Ilvtofu all as well.

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Male 9,305
For the record, global warming isn`t being caused by cow farts. The whole solar system is being effected. So unless there`s a bunch of civilizations we missed with our satellites, and telescopes...

...oh the hell with it:

Just click this.

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Male 9,305
Sooo even though

1) No expletive is visible.
2) There`s sex in advertising EVERYWHERE in this country.
3) People are naturally thinking about sex every day.

...that makes this a "naughty no-no" ?

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Male 4,680
"
going vegan will prevent global warming because the majority of the harmful emissions into our atmosphere are because of animals used for human consumption (mainly beef cattle). So if many people made the choice to stop or at least lessen the amount of meat they eat-it would actually make an impact! =)
I promise I am not some crazy vegan giving crazy advice. I did a big 30 page research project on veganism for school. =)"

And they`d move to soya. Which destroys even MORE rainforest. The biggest source of rainforest destruction is to make way for soya fields if I`m not mistaken.

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Female 751
did we have to mention the mistinterpretation three different times? geeze...
seriously though, ppl can habe #1balla and crap like that but not I <heart> tofu!ridiculous, what is this world coming to?!?
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Male 97
ahaha ok for those who dont get it its i love to f*** you
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Male 36
Oh, I think I got it, it think the dirty part is "I LV TO FU" (I love to F You).
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Female 209
k for those of u who didnt get it its i luv to f u get it
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Male 311
lol i got why after pausing on ilvtofu for a few seconds
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Male 341
How does becoming vegan prevent global warming?
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Male 1,051
nineteen eighty forsh, Sounds like some more veggie lingo.
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Male 3,842
Maybe my license plate is supposed to say "Eat Shiitake Mushrooms" - did that ever occur to you, officer?
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Male 439
Prertty silly, i don`t see why either party has to make a dela out of it. If you read ilvtofu as i love to f**k, that your own goddamn fault. Didn`t get your vanity plate approved? Bum grapes, now live with it.
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Male 286
@ammit13fma

I got that reference to.

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Male 14
"Is not like because she is vegetarian she doesnt love to f**** either"

I get it now. That`s dumb.

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Male 1,244
I love to fu... I got it at the end too :(
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Female 731
Haha...man, this would have been epic win if no one noticed.
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Male 305
Whine a little more why doncha.
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Male 1,452
ill be honest but it took me a while to notice, and does anyone notice shes a MILF?
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Male 15,510
Is not like because she is vegetarian she doesnt love to f**** either
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Male 80
i should get one that says "vagitarian"
or "iluvfurburgers"
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Female 71
ammit, in 1984 the government eliminated a bunch of words.
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Male 505
"shut up bitch you have a plate that could be read as I love to drat, so drat off and eat a hamburger your dyke."


I laugh at you.

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Male 276
I got ti but did any catch the 1984 book reference?
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Male 263
lol i love to FU
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Male 788
oh I lv to fu haha yeah i didnt get it until the end either
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Female 40
I only got it after I read Backfat`s post...
Whatever.. let the lady have her tofu license plate.

And in the words of Bruce the great white shark: I`m having fish tonight!!

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Female 268
that`s funny. lol.
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Male 5
My Liscence is BN03 MLF (Bone MILF)
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Male 418
maybe if i shoved a huge sirloin steak down her throat she might have a shot at being a normal human being and contribute to society. BEEF, ITS WHATS FOR DINNER !
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Male 285
It took me a few seconds. Had somebody not told me there was a problem with the license plate I would have read that as "tofu".
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Male 2,388
I agree license plates should be allowed to express your feelings about a certain subject. Just like belt buckles are or blimps
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Male 419
that DMV guy is a total dueche
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Male 2,229
you live in police state, deal with it
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Male 2,199
MILF hows that for a license plate?
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Male 914
i guess they got some really green minded ppl in her state...first time i saw it, "I Love Tofu" immediately registered in my mind and had to think of other interpretations that would make this bad...

...i totally agree, PATHETIC!

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Male 171
primetimekin: you would
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Male 1,894
I Love To F U, and VGN looks like VaGiNa.
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Male 171
Vegetarianism and veganism are bullpoo feel-good life styles that I don`t agree with at all but for her not to be allowed to put something like that on her license plate is asinine.
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Male 7,933
I dont think ive ever hated someone so much in just 59 seconds
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Female 455
I didn`t see it at first either- probably because of the fact it wouldn`t make sense grammatically...

... That`s pathetic...

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Female 723
Hahahaha! I admire this woman ...even if it was accidental ;) Way To go! Too bad she didn`t beat the system though
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Male 271
I love to fu also.
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Male 1,620
Link: Colorado Bans Woman`s `Tofu` License Plate [Rate Link] - Maybe it`s `cause I haven`t had coffee yet, but it took me the entire video to figure out what the potential problem was
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