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140 Responses to Cincinnati`s Real-Life Masked Super Hero

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    Link: Cincinnati`s Real-Life Masked Super Hero - Cincinnati cops have a new ally in the fight against crime, whether they want it or not and he calls himself Shadow Hare
  2. Profile photo of SmallWorld
    SmallWorld Male 70 & Over
    30 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    I saw this on the news last night.

    Notice3 hoe 2 of them are extremely fat. 0_o

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    SmallWorld Male 70 & Over
    30 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    Ugh I`m sorry about the typos
  4. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    wait....wat?
  5. Profile photo of Llamaz
    Llamaz Male 13-17
    339 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    My friend has seen them before!
  6. Profile photo of Fritolicious
    Fritolicious Male 18-29
    199 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    Awesome
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    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    haha colorado has one too!
    http://www.westword.com/2009-03-12/news/...

    yay vigilantes.
    This reminded me of that south park episode where cartman was the coon.

  8. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    I`m split on whether these guys are extremely cool or extremely lame.
  9. Profile photo of TunaKitteh
    TunaKitteh Female 13-17
    47 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    Holy Fudge.
  10. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    he forgot one.


    The Coon from South Park

  11. Profile photo of norwegian
    norwegian Male 18-29
    80 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    that fool is. not. intimidating. at. all.
  12. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    "I`m split on whether these guys are extremely cool or extremely lame."

    I vote lame. His voice, his costume....not inspiring. They`re just a sad group of losers.

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    enchantment Female 18-29
    133 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    I know one crime they DID break...and that one is that fat people shouldnt wear spandex...ESPECIALLY non-black...my eyes hurt.

    and Peloos my mind now hurts too....cool...corny..????

  14. Profile photo of Immigrant
    Immigrant Male 18-29
    195 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    Alan Moore should write this guy`s life story. And it`ll be about how he`s always watching, protecting you know? And he`ll get other men to help him do it. And he gets really crazy trying to fight crime, and he wears a suit with a big S on it. Then, he does some pornography. Later, he becomes disillusions fighting petty criminals when he is powerless to stop the true perils of society, so he settles down to a life of quiet dignity.
    Then, more pornography.
  15. Profile photo of Immigrant
    Immigrant Male 18-29
    195 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    Later still? Pornography.
  16. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    "I vote lame. His voice, his costume....not inspiring. They`re just a sad group of losers."

    truth. i wanna be a villain now just to mess with them

  17. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    @Immigrant. Well at least he`s doing something productive. Here are your interests.

    Video Games / Web-surfing / Music / Sci-Fi

  18. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    I lol`ed so hard when the homeless man said, "MAN, THIS AIN`T EASTER."

    As if this clip weren`t ridiculous enough.

  19. Profile photo of shinsvaka
    shinsvaka Male 18-29
    308 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    "truth. i wanna be a villain now just to mess with them"
    LOL! you know how fun that would be? you could walk up to them and be all like "IM YOUR ARCH NEMESIS!" and they would be all like "What the drat?"
  20. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    I WANT MY TOWN TO HAVE A SUPER HERO!

    NOT FAAAAAIR!

    D:>

    Oh my god, if the zombie apocalypse clashes with the league of super heroes that we now see developing... I think I may just have an awesomegasm.

  21. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    OH! I only read an article fancylad shared earlier. I didn`t realize this link was a video. Now that I`ve watched it, I vote extremely lame. One hundred thousand times.

    I`m disappointed because after reading the article and checking out the guy`s Myspace, I had hope that they were some bad ass dudes. Definitely not the case.

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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    The concept of "super-heroes" insinuates having "super-powers" and using them to become a "hero". Other than Batman, the possibility of being a masked hero and actually make a difference is very very unlikely.

    I doubt they would bust into a bank robbery and manage to stop it with their pepper spray.

  23. Profile photo of jazzoon
    jazzoon Male 18-29
    22 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    And all the whores and politicians of Cincinnati will look up and shout "save us"... And I`ll look down and whisper "Here, have a sandwich"
  24. Profile photo of Haz-Mat
    Haz-Mat Male 18-29
    51 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    You know, if I hadn`t already settled down and gotten a life started I`d probably join them. Except I`d be more bad-ass. I would act outside the law. I`d work out and be muscled, and I would hunt people down. I would be more Rorshauch/ Punisher/ Deadpool, less Spider-Man/ Mr. Fantastic.
  25. Profile photo of punki3
    punki3 Female 13-17
    175 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    wow, sure makes me proud to live just north of cincy.. *sarcasm*
  26. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    Yeah, these people may seem batpoo crazy, but I totally dig what they are doing!

    There are a crap load of people like this in the US, and I think the world would be a better place if more `ordinary` citizens stood up against criminals.

  27. Profile photo of Immigrant
    Immigrant Male 18-29
    195 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    @Concetra

    Ya, some idiot farting around in spandex with no training or equitment is going to change the city.
    He`ll be lucky if he isn`t dead on his first `rescue`

  28. Profile photo of BrandNewHero
    BrandNewHero Male 18-29
    45 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    Holy crap was there a girl there!? And she had a nice butt! I bet this kid`s getting more poon than anybody here.
  29. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    anybody else think they look like crazed bank robbers?
  30. Profile photo of ohlax
    ohlax Male 13-17
    818 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    The dude seems like a crazy ohioan which I can attest to because I am one myself but I like the idea of not taking sh*t from criminals and helping out the community
  31. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    wallkeeper looks like he`s from crysis
    how unoriginal :P
  32. Profile photo of wake_n_bake
    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    He seems like a pussy. I bet i could whoop his ass. Well, if he didnt have a tazer and pepper spray that is.
  33. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    They said people aren`t afraid of them...? They`ve got tazers! I`d stay on their good side!
  34. Profile photo of Bat_Girl
    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
    323 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    so. awesome.
  35. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    @Immigrant

    At least he has enough balls and courage to stop a crime from happening. You would probably poo your pants and ask your mom to breast feed you.

  36. Profile photo of Aus10816
    Aus10816 Male 18-29
    639 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    >Tuesday, April 28, 2009 7:22:23 PM
    Holy crap was there a girl there!? And she had a nice butt! I bet this kid`s getting more poon than anybody here.<

    Haha, but according to his myspace he`s single...
    And I can only assume that the female "Hero" is the 18 year old "Silver Moon" on his friends list who is also listed as single.

    Their comments are hilarious.

  37. Profile photo of nerdtchn
    nerdtchn Male 13-17
    64 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    I was kind of hoping for a "Watchmen" style superhero startup... these people just seemed like the losers you`d find cosplaying at Star Trek or Anime convention (Not that every Trekie is a loser or anything...)
  38. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    A cape? A freakin cape?
  39. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    Wow, it`s great to be an ohioan.
  40. Profile photo of iPirate
    iPirate Male 13-17
    419 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    I live 3 minutes from cincinnati.. why have I not herd of this?
  41. Profile photo of hyeonkim0805
    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    ROFLMMFAO!!!!!! I hope none of them gets killed or anything. That would be pretty sad.
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    Yokel1337 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    it least it wasnt jewverine
  43. Profile photo of luvs2paint
    luvs2paint Female 13-17
    128 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    *facepalm
    Why do I have to live in Cincinnati? WHY!?!
  44. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    Hey Rich Franklin should teach these super heroes how to fight.
  45. Profile photo of HerrHuhn
    HerrHuhn Male 18-29
    93 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    As a criminal, it must be really embarrassing to admit in court that you were apprehended by "Shadow Hare" and his band of do-gooders.
  46. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    "Shadow Hare" is the name of my black lab. XD
  47. Profile photo of alk3v
    alk3v Male 18-29
    341 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    You don`t need to dress up in Spandex to help people. Or at least just wear a HOCKEY MASK OR SMTH WTF.
  48. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    Cincinnati just became the new Japan.
  49. Profile photo of Chiburashka
    Chiburashka Male 18-29
    292 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    *headdesk

    *HEADDESK

    *HEADDESK HEADDESK HEADDESK HEADDESK

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    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    I would expect a "super hero" to be a bit more bulked up...but that`s cool, though.
  51. Profile photo of CrepesOWrath
    CrepesOWrath Male 18-29
    124 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:09 pm
    LARPers.
  52. Profile photo of IslandLotus
    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    "I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren`t for you meddling kids."

  53. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:12 pm
    Don`t know why people are laughing at him.
  54. Profile photo of apeirophobia
    apeirophobia Female 18-29
    169 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    He sounds like he`s twelve.
  55. Profile photo of Dolegay
    Dolegay Male 18-29
    148 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    Dude please tell me that every one checked out the "world super hero registry" website. It is so much better than the video makes it out to be. It has a gadget section and all sorts of stuff.

    I also love that they all look like horrible cosplay costumes.

    Also, can someone make an IMB superhero and get a pic of themselves roaming their hometown?

  56. Profile photo of freebies53
    freebies53 Male 18-29
    35 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    haha.. what a bunch of morons
  57. Profile photo of Taipan
    Taipan Male 18-29
    156 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    im going to be a super hero in my town, except ill wear a ninja costume, and i also teach kungfu and karate so it works out....hmmm kind of would give away who i was though.
  58. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:48 pm
    those dudes (and girl) are awesome. the fact that they are at least putting an effort into helping those in need is good enough for me. Kudos.

    to hell with the fact that they look like idiots.

  59. Profile photo of lilricedrgn
    lilricedrgn Female 18-29
    18 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:06 pm
    Props to them ^^ but they need better costumes
  60. Profile photo of Megido
    Megido Male 18-29
    439 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:15 pm
    The internet is destroying humanity, slowly and from within xD

    If they are for real this is the funniest and saddest thing i`ve ever seen.

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    abbagold Male 18-29
    132 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    i may have pooped a little when they said "allegiance assemble"
  62. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:25 pm
    They need REAL superheroes. People who can actually kick ass.

    My nephew loves superhero stuff; I`m so gonna show him this.

  63. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:26 pm
    i loled.
    they remind me of comic book guy from the simpsons!
  64. Profile photo of SoCal
    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:28 pm
    you should see San Diego`s Mr. Xtreme
  65. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:57 pm
    He sounds like Micheal Jackson???
  66. Profile photo of boone
    boone Male 18-29
    121 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:07 pm
    Where is the button on his costume to call his mom when he gets in trouble?
  67. Profile photo of rdgfx3
    rdgfx3 Male 40-49
    81 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    If some parkour moves were involved,this would probably get some respect.Maybe.
  68. Profile photo of hyybrucewayn
    hyybrucewayn Male 18-29
    203 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:16 pm
    What a joke of a news story. I can`t believe these kids got on the news in anyway that wasn`t
    "Kids dressed like superheroes found beaten to death at the site of a massive coke bust."
  69. Profile photo of Leopardson
    Leopardson Male 18-29
    315 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:26 pm
    Well, they`re all going to get pwned.
  70. Profile photo of nicalobe
    nicalobe Male 18-29
    119 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:26 pm
    Sounds like a bunch of kids LARPing.

    I live in a suburb of Cincinnati and this is the first of heard of this.

  71. Profile photo of Leopardson
    Leopardson Male 18-29
    315 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:37 pm
    Disclaimer: I`m in a really crappy mood. Disregard any insults.

    "I would expect a "super hero" to be a bit more bulked up...but that`s cool, though."

    Meh, cool until they try to stop a robbery and get shot a few times.
    That`s why heroes need one of the following:
    Superpowers
    Crapton of money
    Political background

    Villians need one of the following:
    Mouth
    Money
    Gun
    Knife
    Baton

    A supervillian requires one of the following:
    Lots of any of the above.

    An ubersupervillian requires an oil company named "Exxon Mobil", and a running mate named Cheney.

  72. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:46 pm
    Incredibly lame.
    It will be a better story when they are all found dead and raped.
  73. Profile photo of hoboriffic
    hoboriffic Female 30-39
    153 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 12:11 am
    Pfft. AntAgonizer or even The Mechanist could sooo kick his ass. *eye roll*

    Jus` sayin`.

  74. Profile photo of sup_weenie
    sup_weenie Female 18-29
    335 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 12:20 am
    this is AWESOME!
  75. Profile photo of Souljah23
    Souljah23 Male 18-29
    207 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 12:22 am
    What a unfortunate child...
  76. Profile photo of marcus22
    marcus22 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 12:42 am
    this is just awkward to watch.
  77. Profile photo of RickyGTO
    RickyGTO Male 18-29
    289 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 12:44 am
    Maybe he should get a voice enhancer cuz his voice doesn`t sound too... heroish
  78. Profile photo of iLoveChoo
    iLoveChoo Female 18-29
    120 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 1:01 am
    oh god. if you are really serious about helping others they would actually join the police force. They`re more like an enthusiastic neighborhood watch in drag.
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    GRadde Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2009 at 1:14 am
    It`s funny `cause they seem to have put time and energy inte the editing. Such waste. Then again, what am I doing here, if not wasting time...?
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    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 1:19 am
    haha. Mr extreme is here in San Diego. a local magazine just did a cover story on him a couple weeks ago. his big accomplishment so far is stopping 2 guys from fighting in a fit of road rage.
  81. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 1:34 am
    I`d have more respect for them if they didn`t look retarded and if most of them weren`t fat.
  82. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 1:37 am
    @hoboriffic:

    Yep, I would have to agree with you there. The AntAgonizer and The Mechanist both have Way cooler costumes too!

  83. Profile photo of Luistom
    Luistom Male 18-29
    133 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 2:21 am
    Nerds assemble!
  84. Profile photo of hoboriffic
    hoboriffic Female 30-39
    153 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 2:23 am
    "Yep, I would have to agree with you there. The AntAgonizer and The Mechanist both have Way cooler costumes too!"

    *nods* Which is why I always end up cappin` `em both. I just can`t resist the temptation of running around town in their clothes. LOLZ.

  85. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2009 at 2:57 am
    id use them as bullet fodderr during an armed robbery.
  86. Profile photo of klgrl7681
    klgrl7681 Female 18-29
    70 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:03 am
    ROFL! *Shakes head* Silly, naive kids.
  87. Profile photo of fishyboy
    fishyboy Male 30-39
    183 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:23 am
    Sci-Fi LARPs?
  88. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:28 am
    Go Shadow Hare!
  89. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:42 am
    Shadow Hare looks alright. Sounds like a retard, but hey, so does Spidey. The other three just look stupid. Super heroes shouldn`t have beer bellies..
  90. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2262 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:24 am
    Yes, it`s a strange way of going about helping, and it makes them all look a little nutty, but they`re doing more than most for their community - trying to make a positive difference in the world. That fact alone earns my respect.
  91. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:35 am
    hes a vigilante with the mentality of a 12 year old nerd - criminals beware!
  92. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1271 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:44 am
    Yeah...I do this `fighting crime` crap too...I just don`t wear a mask while I do it :S


    Damsel in Distress - "Shadow Hare! Help! Activate your `SonarVoice`"

    S.H. - "Errr thats not a super power...that`s puberty."

  93. Profile photo of ChilledAce
    ChilledAce Male 13-17
    85 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:49 am
    One day, one of these Super `heroes` will get stabbed, and that`ll be that.
  94. Profile photo of Center706
    Center706 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 6:05 am
    VIRGINS ASSEMBLE!
  95. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    April 29, 2009 at 6:25 am
    Their defence is pepper spray and tasers....wtf what if ya get shot at?
  96. Profile photo of boogersunite
    boogersunite Male 13-17
    197 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 6:25 am
    he wears teh mask too hide his braces, pimples and pale skin
  97. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 6:26 am
    I`m curious if he actually has the any fighting ability whatsoever.

    On the serious side they would earn so much more respect if they would just grow up and organize a community watch group that has volunteers patrol the neighborhood in groups of 2. They can even design a cool little uniform with reflective tape and such.

  98. Profile photo of kamietsu
    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 7:24 am
    Welcome LARPers to Real Life. You will spawn in Cincinnati with pepper spray and tazors. But remember, if you die in Cincinnati, you die in the real world.
  99. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 8:02 am
    they will get their faces shot off sooner or later
  100. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
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    April 29, 2009 at 8:08 am
    could not stop laughing! he`s so cute! what a dork!
  101. Profile photo of DarthJay
    DarthJay Male 30-39
    339 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 8:18 am
    Crazy much?
  102. Profile photo of d3xy
    d3xy Female 18-29
    179 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 8:20 am
    This is why I love Ohio.
    I was supposed to go to Cincinnati just a few days ago.
    I`m now going to be the super hero of my town.
    Hoorah!
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    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 8:41 am
    Aw, bless. What a bunch of dorks. :)
  104. Profile photo of jcp
    jcp Female 18-29
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    April 29, 2009 at 9:43 am
    Um, these kids could get seriously hurt and get in the way of serious matters. Such nuisances! go home to your video games, you dorks!
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    roariamadino Male 18-29
    270 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 10:40 am
    awesome! im gonna call myself "THE DARK POPE" gonna strike fear into essex
  106. Profile photo of GrayFox
    GrayFox Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2009 at 11:47 am
    I laughed through the whole thing, that`s hilarious. Unless they get a gun/knife theyll probably be dead, and maybe the leader should wait until his voice changes
  107. Profile photo of GrayFox
    GrayFox Male 18-29
    91 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 11:49 am
    I also love the cops expression
  108. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
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    April 29, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    if it wasnt so fail it would be win.
  109. Profile photo of ArsenicSky
    ArsenicSky Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    Someone has read Watchmen one too many times.
  110. Profile photo of FlamedNight
    FlamedNight Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2009 at 2:04 pm
    He needs a voice changer.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    "He was abused as a child."
    Yeah, nobody saw that coming.
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    JJXanadu Male 30-39
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    April 29, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    Oh my god, I can`t stop laughing!! Help, please... I can`t breathe...

    "Man, this ain`t Easter..."

    OH MY GOD!!!

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    Icel3lade Male 18-29
    89 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    I dunno if anyone has said this yet, but he sounds like Michael Cera...
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    Hedkwab Male 18-29
    340 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    Go PA! We got ACLYPTICO!! LEGIONS ASSEMBLE!


    I wonder if they have done anything other than gotten their asses beat yet.

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    fghj Male 30-39
    393 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    nerd
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    oh boy... someone watched Dark Knight one too many times...
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    jarettbryant Male 13-17
    14 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    Wall Climbers representin` Ballerado.
    :D
    thats legit.
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    n0n Male 18-29
    342 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    i think they took he watchmen a little too seriously. also, ahem... GET A JERB!
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    capt_weasle Male 13-17
    26 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    They would probably fare better without the capes. Those could really set them back if they get into trouble. I think if you were to really fight crime as an individual, you would need to be a black belt, be a good talker, and have some mad parkour skills.
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    Agent0024blo Male 18-29
    197 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    Those are the coolest dorks!!! Still dorks, cool ones though. Allegiance assemble!
    The neon green one`s power is wheezing.
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    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    Sorry, but its dorky because its done in daylight.
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    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    wall climber was the only intimidating loking one
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    raydar Male 13-17
    177 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    that is so freaking nerdy that its awesome!
  124. Profile photo of WhiteBoyIX
    WhiteBoyIX Male 13-17
    9 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    Damn right Wall Climber is Badass. He`s from Colorado, just like me.
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    kingofall Male 30-39
    59 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    if that fudgecin prick tried to taze me he would be eating his pepper spray for lunch and shivering in a blanket for about a month, roosterjockey!!!!!!!
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    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    that police officer totally thought these dudes were huge fags
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    geek_nimrod Female 18-29
    371 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    He sounds like Michael Cera! :D
  128. Profile photo of Haz-Mat
    Haz-Mat Male 18-29
    51 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 10:28 pm
    "Damn right Wall Climber is Badass. He`s from Colorado, just like me."

    That`s Wall Creeper!

  129. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 7:27 am
    More power to em. At *LEAST* they aren`t gangsta` Thug wannabees. I`d recommend pretty strongly that they all spend a few months at a gym and maybe watch a few Chuck Norris movies. All in all I figure they have the right idea though.

  130. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 7:35 am
    I think I`ll be "The Teabagger" I`ll fight crime by knocking out ne`er do wells then posting pictures of them on the internet...being Teabagged.

    That should turn them from a life of crime.

  131. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 7:45 am
    Unless they`re hookers...
  132. Profile photo of evanking
    evanking Male 18-29
    689 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 8:55 am
    heehee look at their super hero club
  133. Profile photo of rodrigorenzo
    rodrigorenzo Male 18-29
    355 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    That costume is like Spider-Man, Venon and Kiss had a menage
  134. Profile photo of 123Superhero
    123Superhero Male 18-29
    70 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    ...sound like nerds...
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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 1:06 am
    i wish i was as cool as them
  136. Profile photo of KillTheWeak
    KillTheWeak Male 18-29
    80 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    haha, wow. A bit delusional?
  137. Profile photo of Abacab2112
    Abacab2112 Male 18-29
    433 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I`ll look down and whisper "No."
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    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 10:04 am
    Shadow Hare you CAN fly, you`re a super hero after all. Best try from a very high building first.

    Seriously, how long before a crack-crazed gangsta spreads Shadow`s under-size brain up the side of the nearest building? (Unless as I suspect Shadow is a Superhero, minor parking violation and dog waste retrieval enforcement division. Safer that way).

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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    is the flashing colors necessary at 2:35....and why/how can hobos be so obnoxious and be jerks...and expect handouts...?
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1443 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:46 am
    Doesn`t he need to have "super" powers to be called a "super" hero? Or does his power involve making sandwichs?

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