Cincinnati`s Real-Life Masked Super Hero

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in

Cincinnati cops have a new ally in the fight against crime, whether they want it or not and he calls himself Shadow Hare
There are 140 comments:
Male 1,442
Doesn`t he need to have "super" powers to be called a "super" hero? Or does his power involve making sandwichs?
0
Reply
Male 3,915
is the flashing colors necessary at 2:35....and why/how can hobos be so obnoxious and be jerks...and expect handouts...?
0
Reply
Male 500
Shadow Hare you CAN fly, you`re a super hero after all. Best try from a very high building first.

Seriously, how long before a crack-crazed gangsta spreads Shadow`s under-size brain up the side of the nearest building? (Unless as I suspect Shadow is a Superhero, minor parking violation and dog waste retrieval enforcement division. Safer that way).

0
Reply
Male 432
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I`ll look down and whisper "No."
0
Reply
Male 80
haha, wow. A bit delusional?
0
Reply
Male 1,193
i wish i was as cool as them
0
Reply
Male 70
...sound like nerds...
0
Reply
Male 355
That costume is like Spider-Man, Venon and Kiss had a menage
0
Reply
Male 689
heehee look at their super hero club
0
Reply
Male 3,431
Unless they`re hookers...
0
Reply
Male 3,431
I think I`ll be "The Teabagger" I`ll fight crime by knocking out ne`er do wells then posting pictures of them on the internet...being Teabagged.

That should turn them from a life of crime.

0
Reply
Male 3,431
More power to em. At *LEAST* they aren`t gangsta` Thug wannabees. I`d recommend pretty strongly that they all spend a few months at a gym and maybe watch a few Chuck Norris movies. All in all I figure they have the right idea though.

0
Reply
Male 51
"Damn right Wall Climber is Badass. He`s from Colorado, just like me."

That`s Wall Creeper!

0
Reply
Female 370
He sounds like Michael Cera! :D
0
Reply
Male 548
that police officer totally thought these dudes were huge fags
0
Reply
Male 59
if that fudgecin prick tried to taze me he would be eating his pepper spray for lunch and shivering in a blanket for about a month, roosterjockey!!!!!!!
0
Reply
Male 9
Damn right Wall Climber is Badass. He`s from Colorado, just like me.
0
Reply
Male 177
that is so freaking nerdy that its awesome!
0
Reply
Male 1,164
wall climber was the only intimidating loking one
0
Reply
Male 606
Sorry, but its dorky because its done in daylight.
0
Reply
Male 197
Those are the coolest dorks!!! Still dorks, cool ones though. Allegiance assemble!
The neon green one`s power is wheezing.
0
Reply
Male 26
They would probably fare better without the capes. Those could really set them back if they get into trouble. I think if you were to really fight crime as an individual, you would need to be a black belt, be a good talker, and have some mad parkour skills.
0
Reply
Male 342
i think they took he watchmen a little too seriously. also, ahem... GET A JERB!
0
Reply
Male 14
Wall Climbers representin` Ballerado.
:D
thats legit.
0
Reply
Male 2,199
oh boy... someone watched Dark Knight one too many times...
0
Reply
Male 391
nerd
0
Reply
Male 340
Go PA! We got ACLYPTICO!! LEGIONS ASSEMBLE!


I wonder if they have done anything other than gotten their asses beat yet.

0
Reply
Male 89
I dunno if anyone has said this yet, but he sounds like Michael Cera...
0
Reply
Male 516
Oh my god, I can`t stop laughing!! Help, please... I can`t breathe...

"Man, this ain`t Easter..."

OH MY GOD!!!

0
Reply
Female 2,120
"He was abused as a child."
Yeah, nobody saw that coming.
0
Reply
Male 395
He needs a voice changer.
0
Reply
Male 8
Someone has read Watchmen one too many times.
0
Reply
Male 1,140
if it wasnt so fail it would be win.
0
Reply
Male 91
I also love the cops expression
0
Reply
Male 91
I laughed through the whole thing, that`s hilarious. Unless they get a gun/knife theyll probably be dead, and maybe the leader should wait until his voice changes
0
Reply
Male 272
awesome! im gonna call myself "THE DARK POPE" gonna strike fear into essex
0
Reply
Female 78
Um, these kids could get seriously hurt and get in the way of serious matters. Such nuisances! go home to your video games, you dorks!
0
Reply
Female 535
Aw, bless. What a bunch of dorks. :)
0
Reply
Female 178
This is why I love Ohio.
I was supposed to go to Cincinnati just a few days ago.
I`m now going to be the super hero of my town.
Hoorah!
0
Reply
Male 339
Crazy much?
0
Reply
Female 1,082
could not stop laughing! he`s so cute! what a dork!
0
Reply
Male 914
they will get their faces shot off sooner or later
0
Reply
Male 427
Welcome LARPers to Real Life. You will spawn in Cincinnati with pepper spray and tazors. But remember, if you die in Cincinnati, you die in the real world.
0
Reply
Male 587
I`m curious if he actually has the any fighting ability whatsoever.

On the serious side they would earn so much more respect if they would just grow up and organize a community watch group that has volunteers patrol the neighborhood in groups of 2. They can even design a cool little uniform with reflective tape and such.

0
Reply
Male 197
he wears teh mask too hide his braces, pimples and pale skin
0
Reply
Male 14,331
Their defence is pepper spray and tasers....wtf what if ya get shot at?
0
Reply
Male 144
VIRGINS ASSEMBLE!
0
Reply
Male 85
One day, one of these Super `heroes` will get stabbed, and that`ll be that.
0
Reply
Male 1,270
Yeah...I do this `fighting crime` crap too...I just don`t wear a mask while I do it :S


Damsel in Distress - "Shadow Hare! Help! Activate your `SonarVoice`"

S.H. - "Errr thats not a super power...that`s puberty."

0
Reply
Male 4,867
hes a vigilante with the mentality of a 12 year old nerd - criminals beware!
0
Reply
Female 2,258
Yes, it`s a strange way of going about helping, and it makes them all look a little nutty, but they`re doing more than most for their community - trying to make a positive difference in the world. That fact alone earns my respect.
0
Reply
Male 680
Shadow Hare looks alright. Sounds like a retard, but hey, so does Spidey. The other three just look stupid. Super heroes shouldn`t have beer bellies..
0
Reply
Male 639
Go Shadow Hare!
0
Reply
Male 183
Sci-Fi LARPs?
0
Reply
Female 70
ROFL! *Shakes head* Silly, naive kids.
0
Reply
Male 2,388
id use them as bullet fodderr during an armed robbery.
0
Reply
Female 153
"Yep, I would have to agree with you there. The AntAgonizer and The Mechanist both have Way cooler costumes too!"

*nods* Which is why I always end up cappin` `em both. I just can`t resist the temptation of running around town in their clothes. LOLZ.

0
Reply
Male 133
Nerds assemble!
0
Reply
Male 897
@hoboriffic:

Yep, I would have to agree with you there. The AntAgonizer and The Mechanist both have Way cooler costumes too!

0
Reply
Male 1,788
I`d have more respect for them if they didn`t look retarded and if most of them weren`t fat.
0
Reply
Male 845
haha. Mr extreme is here in San Diego. a local magazine just did a cover story on him a couple weeks ago. his big accomplishment so far is stopping 2 guys from fighting in a fit of road rage.
0
Reply
Male 2,552
It`s funny `cause they seem to have put time and energy inte the editing. Such waste. Then again, what am I doing here, if not wasting time...?
0
Reply
Female 120
oh god. if you are really serious about helping others they would actually join the police force. They`re more like an enthusiastic neighborhood watch in drag.
0
Reply
Male 288
Maybe he should get a voice enhancer cuz his voice doesn`t sound too... heroish
0
Reply
Male 7
this is just awkward to watch.
0
Reply
Male 207
What a unfortunate child...
0
Reply
Female 335
this is AWESOME!
0
Reply
Female 153
Pfft. AntAgonizer or even The Mechanist could sooo kick his ass. *eye roll*

Jus` sayin`.

0
Reply
Male 2,582
Incredibly lame.
It will be a better story when they are all found dead and raped.
0
Reply
Male 315
Disclaimer: I`m in a really crappy mood. Disregard any insults.

"I would expect a "super hero" to be a bit more bulked up...but that`s cool, though."

Meh, cool until they try to stop a robbery and get shot a few times.
That`s why heroes need one of the following:
Superpowers
Crapton of money
Political background

Villians need one of the following:
Mouth
Money
Gun
Knife
Baton

A supervillian requires one of the following:
Lots of any of the above.

An ubersupervillian requires an oil company named "Exxon Mobil", and a running mate named Cheney.

0
Reply
Male 119
Sounds like a bunch of kids LARPing.

I live in a suburb of Cincinnati and this is the first of heard of this.

0
Reply
Male 315
Well, they`re all going to get pwned.
0
Reply
Male 203
What a joke of a news story. I can`t believe these kids got on the news in anyway that wasn`t
"Kids dressed like superheroes found beaten to death at the site of a massive coke bust."
0
Reply
Male 81
If some parkour moves were involved,this would probably get some respect.Maybe.
0
Reply
Male 121
Where is the button on his costume to call his mom when he gets in trouble?
0
Reply
Male 13,630
He sounds like Micheal Jackson???
0
Reply
Male 650
you should see San Diego`s Mr. Xtreme
0
Reply
Female 1,412
i loled.
they remind me of comic book guy from the simpsons!
0
Reply
Male 3,301
They need REAL superheroes. People who can actually kick ass.

My nephew loves superhero stuff; I`m so gonna show him this.

0
Reply
Male 132
i may have pooped a little when they said "allegiance assemble"
0
Reply
Male 439
The internet is destroying humanity, slowly and from within xD

If they are for real this is the funniest and saddest thing i`ve ever seen.

0
Reply
Female 18
Props to them ^^ but they need better costumes
0
Reply
Male 1,685
those dudes (and girl) are awesome. the fact that they are at least putting an effort into helping those in need is good enough for me. Kudos.

to hell with the fact that they look like idiots.

0
Reply
Male 156
im going to be a super hero in my town, except ill wear a ninja costume, and i also teach kungfu and karate so it works out....hmmm kind of would give away who i was though.
0
Reply
Male 35
haha.. what a bunch of morons
0
Reply
Male 148
Dude please tell me that every one checked out the "world super hero registry" website. It is so much better than the video makes it out to be. It has a gadget section and all sorts of stuff.

I also love that they all look like horrible cosplay costumes.

Also, can someone make an IMB superhero and get a pic of themselves roaming their hometown?

0
Reply
Female 168
He sounds like he`s twelve.
0
Reply
Male 2,076
Don`t know why people are laughing at him.
0
Reply
Female 410
"I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren`t for you meddling kids."

0
Reply
Male 124
LARPers.
0
Reply
Male 2,344
I would expect a "super hero" to be a bit more bulked up...but that`s cool, though.
0
Reply
Male 292
*headdesk

*HEADDESK

*HEADDESK HEADDESK HEADDESK HEADDESK

0
Reply
Male 8,302
Cincinnati just became the new Japan.
0
Reply
Male 339
You don`t need to dress up in Spandex to help people. Or at least just wear a HOCKEY MASK OR SMTH WTF.
0
Reply
Female 1,427
"Shadow Hare" is the name of my black lab. XD
0
Reply
Male 93
As a criminal, it must be really embarrassing to admit in court that you were apprehended by "Shadow Hare" and his band of do-gooders.
0
Reply
Male 493
Hey Rich Franklin should teach these super heroes how to fight.
0
Reply
Female 128
*facepalm
Why do I have to live in Cincinnati? WHY!?!
0
Reply
Male 143
it least it wasnt jewverine
0
Reply
Male 667
ROFLMMFAO!!!!!! I hope none of them gets killed or anything. That would be pretty sad.
0
Reply
Male 418
I live 3 minutes from cincinnati.. why have I not herd of this?
0
Reply
Female 2,289
Wow, it`s great to be an ohioan.
0
Reply
Female 2,289
A cape? A freakin cape?
0
Reply
Male 64
I was kind of hoping for a "Watchmen" style superhero startup... these people just seemed like the losers you`d find cosplaying at Star Trek or Anime convention (Not that every Trekie is a loser or anything...)
0
Reply
Male 639
>Tuesday, April 28, 2009 7:22:23 PM
Holy crap was there a girl there!? And she had a nice butt! I bet this kid`s getting more poon than anybody here.<

Haha, but according to his myspace he`s single...
And I can only assume that the female "Hero" is the 18 year old "Silver Moon" on his friends list who is also listed as single.

Their comments are hilarious.

0
Reply
Male 2,049
@Immigrant

At least he has enough balls and courage to stop a crime from happening. You would probably poo your pants and ask your mom to breast feed you.

0
Reply
Female 323
so. awesome.
0
Reply
Male 1,598
They said people aren`t afraid of them...? They`ve got tazers! I`d stay on their good side!
0
Reply
Male 663
He seems like a pussy. I bet i could whoop his ass. Well, if he didnt have a tazer and pepper spray that is.
0
Reply
Male 456
wallkeeper looks like he`s from crysis
how unoriginal :P
0
Reply
Male 818
The dude seems like a crazy ohioan which I can attest to because I am one myself but I like the idea of not taking sh*t from criminals and helping out the community
0
Reply
Male 4,793
anybody else think they look like crazed bank robbers?
0
Reply
Male 45
Holy crap was there a girl there!? And she had a nice butt! I bet this kid`s getting more poon than anybody here.
0
Reply
Male 195
@Concetra

Ya, some idiot farting around in spandex with no training or equitment is going to change the city.
He`ll be lucky if he isn`t dead on his first `rescue`

0
Reply
Male 897
Yeah, these people may seem batpoo crazy, but I totally dig what they are doing!

There are a crap load of people like this in the US, and I think the world would be a better place if more `ordinary` citizens stood up against criminals.

0
Reply
Female 175
wow, sure makes me proud to live just north of cincy.. *sarcasm*
0
Reply
Male 51
You know, if I hadn`t already settled down and gotten a life started I`d probably join them. Except I`d be more bad-ass. I would act outside the law. I`d work out and be muscled, and I would hunt people down. I would be more Rorshauch/ Punisher/ Deadpool, less Spider-Man/ Mr. Fantastic.
0
Reply
Male 22
And all the whores and politicians of Cincinnati will look up and shout "save us"... And I`ll look down and whisper "Here, have a sandwich"
0
Reply
Male 4,004
The concept of "super-heroes" insinuates having "super-powers" and using them to become a "hero". Other than Batman, the possibility of being a masked hero and actually make a difference is very very unlikely.

I doubt they would bust into a bank robbery and manage to stop it with their pepper spray.

0
Reply
Male 3,819
OH! I only read an article fancylad shared earlier. I didn`t realize this link was a video. Now that I`ve watched it, I vote extremely lame. One hundred thousand times.

I`m disappointed because after reading the article and checking out the guy`s Myspace, I had hope that they were some bad ass dudes. Definitely not the case.

0
Reply
Female 15,763
I WANT MY TOWN TO HAVE A SUPER HERO!

NOT FAAAAAIR!

D:>

Oh my god, if the zombie apocalypse clashes with the league of super heroes that we now see developing... I think I may just have an awesomegasm.

0
Reply
Male 308
"truth. i wanna be a villain now just to mess with them"
LOL! you know how fun that would be? you could walk up to them and be all like "IM YOUR ARCH NEMESIS!" and they would be all like "What the drat?"
0
Reply
Female 1,545
I lol`ed so hard when the homeless man said, "MAN, THIS AIN`T EASTER."

As if this clip weren`t ridiculous enough.

0
Reply
Male 2,049
@Immigrant. Well at least he`s doing something productive. Here are your interests.

Video Games / Web-surfing / Music / Sci-Fi

0
Reply
Male 740
"I vote lame. His voice, his costume....not inspiring. They`re just a sad group of losers."

truth. i wanna be a villain now just to mess with them

0
Reply
Male 195
Later still? Pornography.
0
Reply
Male 195
Alan Moore should write this guy`s life story. And it`ll be about how he`s always watching, protecting you know? And he`ll get other men to help him do it. And he gets really crazy trying to fight crime, and he wears a suit with a big S on it. Then, he does some pornography. Later, he becomes disillusions fighting petty criminals when he is powerless to stop the true perils of society, so he settles down to a life of quiet dignity.
Then, more pornography.
0
Reply
Female 133
I know one crime they DID break...and that one is that fat people shouldnt wear spandex...ESPECIALLY non-black...my eyes hurt.

and Peloos my mind now hurts too....cool...corny..????

0
Reply
Male 11,739
"I`m split on whether these guys are extremely cool or extremely lame."

I vote lame. His voice, his costume....not inspiring. They`re just a sad group of losers.

0
Reply
Male 80
that fool is. not. intimidating. at. all.
0
Reply
Male 2,049
he forgot one.


The Coon from South Park

0
Reply
Female 47
Holy Fudge.
0
Reply
Male 3,819
I`m split on whether these guys are extremely cool or extremely lame.
0
Reply
Female 650
haha colorado has one too!
http://www.westword.com/2009-03-12/news/...

yay vigilantes.
This reminded me of that south park episode where cartman was the coon.

0
Reply
Male 199
Awesome
0
Reply
Male 338
My friend has seen them before!
0
Reply
Male 296
wait....wat?
0
Reply
Male 30
Ugh I`m sorry about the typos
0
Reply
Male 30
I saw this on the news last night.

Notice3 hoe 2 of them are extremely fat. 0_o

0
Reply
Male 20,829
Link: Cincinnati`s Real-Life Masked Super Hero [Rate Link] - Cincinnati cops have a new ally in the fight against crime, whether they want it or not and he calls himself Shadow Hare
0
Reply