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Date: 04/02/09 09:41 AM

88 Responses to Bulletproof Vest Test Goes Wrong

  1. Profile photo of ichamps
    ichamps Male 18-29
    176 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 9:25 am
    Link: Bulletproof Vest Test Goes Wrong - Top ballistics experts at the Redneck Defense Ministry may need to refurbish this vest design.
  2. Profile photo of Rizel
    Rizel Male 18-29
    213 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 9:44 am
    rednecks...gotta love/hate `em
  3. Profile photo of ilovem0nkey
    ilovem0nkey Female 18-29
    339 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 9:45 am
    bunch a smarties.
  4. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 10:00 am
    I wouldn`t buy that, it doesn`t seem to work...
  5. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 10:05 am
    lol the next footage will be the hospital scene.
  6. Profile photo of wtmac
    wtmac Male 30-39
    436 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 10:05 am
    Looks like a bleeding third nipple.
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    freedan104 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 10:06 am
    Thats not a bulletproof vest. Its called a `Second Chance` vest. It has a reliable ability to slow a bullet down by taking the initial brunt of the impact. Its basically layers and layers of cardboard compacted down (which is why it doesnt work wet). These guys are complete idiots.
  8. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 10:06 am
    Never drops the cig.
  9. Profile photo of elazul2k
    elazul2k Male 18-29
    6 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 10:37 am
    Someone needs to nominate this guy for a Darwin Award
  10. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 10:38 am
    ALMOST a Darwin Award winner. Dammit, just missed it.
  11. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    763 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 10:40 am
    Is living in Coonersville Kentucky really that damn boring?
  12. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1655 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 10:43 am
    This could be a pretty effective form of population control.
    Natural selection, ya know?
  13. Profile photo of moomatz
    moomatz Male 40-49
    63 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 11:27 am
    I dunno. No recoil of gun, and the guy who got "hit" didn`t act as if he got shot.
  14. Profile photo of Webz
    Webz Male 18-29
    542 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 11:29 am
    bye bye nipple
  15. Profile photo of yepimbored
    yepimbored Male 30-39
    131 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 11:30 am
    Is there no lower limit to stupidity? We`re going to end up paying for this guy`s hospital stay. Something tells me he doesn`t have a good medical plan!
  16. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 11:31 am
    I bet guns up there are sold without safety pins in candy dispenser machines
  17. Profile photo of quentinb
    quentinb Male 18-29
    193 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 11:38 am
    moomatz, have you ever shot a 9mm? there`s not much recoil anyway. i`d say that was an actual shot. and there is always a shock factor that could be the cause of him not reacting...
  18. Profile photo of Agentk120
    Agentk120 Male 18-29
    511 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    Well, poo moomatz, I guess if the gun didn`t explode with a thundering fireball from the barrel and the guy didn`t fly flailing backwards it must be a fake.
  19. Profile photo of apoet4life
    apoet4life Male 18-29
    237 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    "there is always a shock factor that could be the cause of him not reacting..."

    You sure he`s just not a dumb redneck who watches too much Jackass? I don`t think people in shock would do the handsign he just did nor take another drag on their cigarette.

  20. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    I think we have a future U.S. Senator on our hands!
  21. Profile photo of gcghost
    gcghost Male 30-39
    168 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    What sort of jackhole fires a test shot for a bullet proof vest at someone`s heart!?!?
  22. Profile photo of DarthJay
    DarthJay Male 30-39
    339 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    ***BARF***
  23. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    oh s!@#
  24. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    moomatz there was a video here a while ago, with a guy standing on one leg with a bullet proof vest (that worked) and the bullet didn`t even knock him over. Its simply a human reaction to jump backwards... unless it`s like, an .45 hunting rifle hahaha
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    gunslinger Male 30-39
    228 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    I`m sad because Darwinian evolution is no longer in effect. By all accounts, this idiot should be dead...he`ll have more kids than me...we`re doomed.
  26. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    What sort of jackhole fires a test shot for a bullet proof vest at someone`s heart!?!?

    Why fire at someone AT ALL? You test it with a watermelon inside, then you test it on yourself

  27. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    Someone find that guy and kill him anyway.
  28. Profile photo of Cataclism0
    Cataclism0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    "moomatz there was a video here a while ago, with a guy standing on one leg with a bullet proof vest (that worked) and the bullet didn`t even knock him over. Its simply a human reaction to jump backwards... unless it`s like, an .45 hunting rifle hahaha"

    thats why i hate movies/tv shows where a guy goes flying back after a shotgun blast. if guns did that they could never be fired

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    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    drat
  30. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    Ever wonder why carrying a firearm is a misdemeanor, and a blade is a felony?

    This just adds more questions, or perhaps it answers them.

  31. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    @TopperHey,
    I`m on my way
    -grabs keys and heads out the door-
  32. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    Wow. I, um, wow. Who would be able to do that on purpose? Nice of them to perform the test for us, though. Without these people we wouldn`t have the Darwin Awards, would we?
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    chicobartend Male 18-29
    252 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    -Airsofter1-
    What the hell does that have to do with anything?
  34. Profile photo of Sampson623
    Sampson623 Male 13-17
    264 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    "tht was drated up duckey" rednecks are just drated up
  35. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    Guns + Nipples = Never a good idea.
  36. Profile photo of toneman
    toneman Male 30-39
    527 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    The most common last words of many rednecks are, "Hey! Watch ius!"

    Translates to: "Your attention, please. Watch this. I will now do something incredibly stupid that will endanger my life."

  37. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    test it on the fat americans next time. at least it would be safer and much more to choose from
  38. Profile photo of CharlieA
    CharlieA Male 18-29
    502 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    Actually the vest worked. The dude got hit in the nip with a slug fired at close range going 700 miles per hour.
  39. Profile photo of CharlieA
    CharlieA Male 18-29
    502 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    @ JoeYC: Gay Europeans who wear sunglasses on top of their head would be great test subjects as well, troll.
  40. Profile photo of desisrule2
    desisrule2 Male 18-29
    211 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    ...did i just watch a man get shot?
  41. Profile photo of BlindBetty
    BlindBetty Female 13-17
    19 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    Did he not just shoot him in the heart....?
  42. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    Oh snap. Ouch.
  43. Profile photo of FieryChimp
    FieryChimp Male 13-17
    5 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    lol and he starts to smoke at the end...
  44. Profile photo of averybigman
    averybigman Male 18-29
    76 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    did redneck defense expert died?
  45. Profile photo of tuxman4
    tuxman4 Male 13-17
    368 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    This is why I love rednecks. Only they would do something like this.
  46. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    That is officially the most foolish thing I have ever seen.
  47. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    lol and he starts to smoke at the end...

    Dumbass, doesn`t he know smoking can kill him?

  48. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    "test it on the fat americans next time. at least it would be safer and much more to choose from"

    That`s hilarious because while the U.S. is the #1 obese country, the UK is #3, and the UK`s obesity rate is rising faster than any other in the world.

    Eat sh*t troll.

  49. Profile photo of flyingpie
    flyingpie Male 13-17
    472 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    Well now he can make a living in a travleing circus as a 3 nippled man (or at least until the scab goes away)
  50. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    There is no such thing as a "bullet proof`" vest. Bullet resistant, yes. Bullet proof was a term used by armors, who would actually fire a bullet at an armor vest (for instance) that was for sale, to prove its quality. The degree of penetration would therefore give it its bullet proof designation. And yes, having someone intentionally shoot you, or anyone else for that matter to test one, while it is occupied, is retarded to the first degree.
  51. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    God Bless America (Because you are going to need all the mighty help you can get)
  52. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    Haha, if empty Natural Ice cans were brain cells these guys would be professors at MIT.
    @ CharlieA and _perfection_ :

    Nice. Trolls should be set on fire.

  53. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 7:12 pm
    Blunt trauma is a helluva thing.
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    corrine26 Female 18-29
    70 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    JoeYC
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    75 Posts Thursday, April 02, 2009 4:41:50 PM
    test it on the fat americans next time. at least it would be safer and much more to choose from

    ----
    Cute Euro twinks like you would be far safer and more enjoyable to watch in action.

  55. Profile photo of Masticore
    Masticore Male 18-29
    109 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    even when you have armor, there`s no getting around newton and conservation of energy. 1/2 m*v^2 has to go somewhere, as does m*v.

    >TalcumX
    Correct. Really what bullet resistant vests are is an outer layer with a certain amount of resistance to high speed kinetic impact, then an inner layer to distribute the absorbed linear momentum over a wider area of the body. Pretty much all armor works that way, really, bulletproof vests are just optimized for resisting bullets.

  56. Profile photo of dw2wrigh
    dw2wrigh Male 18-29
    5 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    Glad I`m not an Epsilon.
  57. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    Truly, natural selection in action.
  58. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    Bullet proof vests protect you from immediate death, not internal bleeding.
  59. Profile photo of PhuxPro
    PhuxPro Male 13-17
    70 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 10:29 pm
    Why not just hang it on a chair or something?
  60. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 11:05 pm
    Lol vitaliy, true dat
  61. Profile photo of Quebec1217
    Quebec1217 Male 18-29
    109 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 11:10 pm
    The vest was on backwards... You can tell by the little flap that`s hanging when he turns around.
  62. Profile photo of kronosbr
    kronosbr Male 18-29
    274 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 11:49 pm
    isnt that a crime in the states?
    you couldnt do that here in brazil
    you would face criminal charges
    it doesnt mind if he was ok with it or not...

    oh and by the way... what a bunch of retards

  63. Profile photo of Tikitac
    Tikitac Male 18-29
    115 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 11:54 pm
    DW2 wins an internet for literary reference!
  64. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 2:01 am
    Idiots..

    1) Vest wasn`t very good quality
    2) Vest was too small, bullet could have missed and hit his arm or shoulder
    3) Shouldn`t have aimed for the freakin` heart. That`s just stupid.
    4) Shooter was too close, but would only be further if he was a decent shot..

  65. Profile photo of julesss
    julesss Male 40-49
    38 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 3:35 am
    The vest worked fine: he survived a shot to the chest at point blank range with a 9mm.
    Do you really think that a vest such as that one, designed to be worn under normal clothing is going to stop a bullet painlessly?

    It was a stupid stunt: you can never be 100% sure of surving a gunshot, vest or no vest.

  66. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2510 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 3:53 am
    Redneckitude at its best!
  67. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 4:23 am
    Morons.

    His look after he`s been shot says it all:
    "Why the hell am I hangin around these guys?"

  68. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 4:23 am
    once again natural selection just falls at the last fence.
  69. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 5:03 am
    bankvole it didnt fall short its lulling them into a false sense of security before it goes in for the kill
  70. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 5:29 am
    Wow what if the vest failed its been known to happen. I think next they should try a .45 the laws of physics say anyone under 200lbs will get knocked onto their back and he`ll probably get serious internal injuries.
  71. Profile photo of devildog78
    devildog78 Male 30-39
    70 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 6:16 am
    i hope it hurt ,
    dumbass
  72. Profile photo of diablito66
    diablito66 Male 18-29
    63 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 6:52 am
    hahaha fkn awsome
  73. Profile photo of makkaal
    makkaal Male 18-29
    123 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 7:01 am
    That`s right, walk it off, boy. Just walk it off.
  74. Profile photo of Bo_SHhaYeB
    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:41 am
    fake
  75. Profile photo of FecesinVCR
    FecesinVCR Male 18-29
    241 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 10:50 am
    "Wow what if the vest failed its been known to happen. I think next they should try a .45 the laws of physics say anyone under 200lbs will get knocked onto their back and he`ll probably get serious internal injuries." - McGovern1981 If you wanna talk laws of physics, the person firing the weapon would have to get knocked on his back as well if the person getting hit was to also get knocked on his back...
  76. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    There`s less resistance from a bullet travelling from a barrel of a gun then from when it hits a solid object it`s proven that a .45 will knock someone down less than 200lbs without choice.
  77. Profile photo of grahamm
    grahamm Male 18-29
    249 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 10:43 pm
    yeh fecesin he did kinda own your bottom then
  78. Profile photo of Rein
    Rein Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 4, 2009 at 12:12 am
    This seems like a really good Deputy Travis Junior impression, doesn`t it?
  79. Profile photo of RedBrother
    RedBrother Male 18-29
    134 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 4:55 am
    idiots
  80. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 5:57 am
    wow..
  81. Profile photo of Lsurzy
    Lsurzy Male 18-29
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    April 4, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    The only thing gone wrong here is that the slug didn`t penetrate the vest and we don`t have a new Darwin Awards winner.

    The shot is fired with the gun practically stuck next to the vest. The vest in question isn`t anything to brag about, it was never designed to stop a bullet from this range.

    McGovern1981 Newton`s third law of motion, which you seem to be unaware of, (simplified):

    "To every action there is an equal and opposite reaction."

    What you are saying is that the .45 bullet has the equal amount of kinetic energy of a 200lb object travelling at it at the same exact damn speed. This logic simply doesn`t work.

    To put it bluntly, no, even if someone has a bulletproof vest on him which will spread the bullets energy on to a larger area, there is no way in hell the bullet itself could have enough energy to knock down a 200lb person. However, the human body is a complex organism and the effects of kinetic energy being transferred into it are very difficult to asses.

  82. Profile photo of Solfille
    Solfille Female 13-17
    72 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    Another sign you are redneck;
    You shoot yourself while wearing a `bulletproof` vest.
  83. Profile photo of confuzedkid
    confuzedkid Male 13-17
    161 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    i think its pretty cool how the link for this video from collegehumor led me to IAB

    IAB FTW BABY

  84. Profile photo of Aligirl964
    Aligirl964 Female 13-17
    115 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    How is he gonna explain that to the doctor?
  85. Profile photo of fishy87
    fishy87 Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 6, 2009 at 12:00 am
    haha! dude keeps smoking his cig too
  86. Profile photo of commentClown
    commentClown Male 13-17
    127 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 8:57 am
    ???
    Worked when I did it

    :P

  87. Profile photo of rogerljr
    rogerljr Male 40-49
    1 post
    April 6, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    IT is FAKE.
    The muzzle has no flash or smoke.
    The pistol has NO recoil.
    The guy in the vest shows no indication of being hit by an object traveling at about 1000fps.
    Nice try boys. but it was funny!!
  88. Profile photo of Scythe246
    Scythe246 Male 13-17
    191 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    the vest was to damn small in the first place

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