Body Snake ``As Seen On TV``

Submitted by: hexagog 8 years ago in Misc

Another disturbing looking item on sale, via infomercial. It"s pretty disturbing when they use it on their feet.
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Female 250
That dude was naked...and ignoring that I guess he needed to be for the commercial, it was still....odd.
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Female 48
"Why do they insist on making daily functions seem like the hardest work you will ever do? It`s so stupid." lol seriously, its a complete insult! I know its just about money but they`re basically saying ur too retarded to do common everyday tasks, we say oo gee ur right! and they laugh thinking "suckers.."
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Female 4,028
Why do they insist on making daily functions seem like the hardest work you will ever do? It`s so stupid.
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Male 3,425
I would`ve said I would buy that, but $24.95! I could make that with a tube sock and some toilet paper.
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Female 2,064
Am I the only one having issues with videos today? :-(
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Female 3
So basically it`s a loofah
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Female 188
fancylady & alfietoon: agreed.
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Male 1,164
MADE IN AMERICA... by chinese slave labor
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Female 864
I love how on infomercials they make the simplest tasks look so awkward . I`m sure most people have a really hard time showering like that
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Male 1
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Male 174
doesnt retain water
hmmmmm when he squeezes it im sure water comes out .......
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Male 71
That`s why it`s funny, mehh.
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Female 528
outdoorMINER: because your profile says you`re female, that`s quite worrying.
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Female 934
I`ve got a body snake they can rub up on for cheaper.
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Male 985
My gawd... thats lazy
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Male 995
"Hand crafted in the USA"

But where do the raw materials come from? Eh? Eh? EH?!?!

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Male 9
How lazy do you fat bastards wanna get???
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Male 13
Budget wasn`t high enough for a female model? *shudders*
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Male 290
Why did a a box come up in the middle saying "enter your text here"? am i the only one who got that?
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Male 1,360
+ 11.95$ shipping?? isn`t that abusive?
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Male 185
Are you too fat to take a shower? WELL NOT ANYMORE!!!
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Male 414
It seems you need to be clinically obese to own one
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Male 70
buttocks boa? i believe elton john has one of those too


BA-BOOM!

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Female 1,963
Yeah that foot thing is just kinda... gross... somehow.
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Male 109
well, the foot scrubber MUST smell nice.
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Female 1,604
they have had those things out in stores forever just not under that name..
and 2 Mant..has nothing to do with being lazy to use one (no I don`t have one) hard to balance yourself in the shower for some people.
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Male 446
I have one just like that, except it`s called the "Buttocks Boa".
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Male 2,388
"hand crafted" its not like their selling art
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Male 2,199
my god, this is the kind of joke people make up to over exaggerate laziness... and somewhere out there, there`s an idiot who overhears this and thinks "HEY! that`s not a bad idea..."
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Female 327
This info-mercial lays out exactly what the problem is. People are too damned lazy to even bend over and clean their own feet. No wonder so many people are fat! We`re getting closer and closer to a Wall-E scenerio everyday.
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Male 3,915
oh lois...that is just morbidly obese...
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Male 328
Their major problem is they used the wrong models for this thing. All this tells me is that you have to be overweight to even need this, or is it saying that overweight people can`t wash themselves????
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Male 15,510
"Hand Crafted in USA"

well that sure explains a lot!

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Female 101
I aree! vvv
Foamy vagina.
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Female 741
haha it looks like your footing a vagina
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Female 262
wtf
vv I agree
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Male 915
here`s an idea... don`t be so obese you can`t clean yourself properly -_-
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Female 109
...that big guy was starting to scare me D;
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Male 468
i wonder why it is not sold in stores
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Female 119
D:
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Female 1,231
What the DRAT.

Seriously? -I- could have made a better advertisement than that!

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Female 1,112
Oh America.... doomed doomed doomed
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Female 17
i think i am going to barf....
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Male 203
for fat people
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Male 307
wow.
they really could`ve chosen a better representative...
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Female 15,763
Be careful with the foot scrub, you could become the next grape lady if you use two at once...
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Male 506
...

Noooo...

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Male 2,582
Man, that guy was really having a hard time taking a shower in the first part, maybe he should give up.
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Female 251
...haunting
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Male 833
good idea, way to expensive though
seriously i wouldnt even pay $25 if that included shipping... but then to tack on another $12.
well it sure is made in america: overpriced, low quality, and targetted to the very lazy
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Male 1,106
Who sells a product meant for soaping people up in the shower, and then uses slightly overweight, hairy, middle aged dudes to sell it? Even though this is most likely who would need it (and possibly the elderly), this is the perfect opportunity for awesome "hot woman in the shower" advertisement.
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Male 285
"enter your text here"

OK!

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Male 606
LOL @ "Enter your text here"
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Female 353
neat idea, gross video
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Male 914
$25 + $12 S/H for a freakin` sponge on a rope??!! and yes, the fat guy showering made it unwatchable...
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Female 264
...really?
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Male 7,378
lol @ loxen
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Male 5,314
that was the most disgusting thing i`ve ever seen
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Female 161
Foot scrubber! LOL
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Female 4,197
I`ll take two!
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Female 1,386
What the...? Don`t make it easier for that chunky guy, its probably the only workout he gets all day! Heck... add some barbells to that little handle brush. Work it chubby!
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Male 180
Anyone spot that it cleans "in between your legs"? But it`ll mess with my man-snake!
Wonder why it said "Enter Your Text Here" halfway.

3*

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Female 837
Lmfao! I had to pause it at the foot scrubber part to catch my breath. For some reason that part really made me laugh. That and I`m getting over a cold and I can`t laugh without hacking up a lung. Pleasant visual, huh?
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Female 112
Lol. I have one of these minus the bend-a-posable thing. But mine`s got an aligator head on one end, and an aligator tail on the other. So it`s lol. (:
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Female 895
it`d probably be more sellable if they had had a beautiful model do it, and not some overweight hairy guy...makes me think of whats left on the scrubber...*GAG*
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Female 81
ugh just another way that America is making it ok to be fat...
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Female 538
I am with you there emcew.
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Male 3,756
Maybe that fat ass should just go lay on the beach. Then some hippies will come out and spray him with a water hose.
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Male 286
corpsecrank beat me to it but as he said this would be great for the elderly who are not as mobile and flexible as we are. But if you are to fat to wash your own body then you need to lose some weight.
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Male 17,512
Yeah the foot thing looked a bit like Pr0n to me.
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Male 4
"Enter your text here"

My favorite part of that video!

(so much I actually posted)

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Male 11,740
Are you too fat to wash yourself? Here`s the answer!
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Male 352
God forbid we have to *shudders* BEND OVER!
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Male 928
At least this is somewhat useful. I could see people who are not real flexible or have had injuries buying this.
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Female 153
So now... you can be lazy in the shower too! wooo!
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Male 239
Link: Body Snake ``As Seen On TV`` [Rate Link] - Another disturbing looking item on sale, via infomercial. It`s pretty disturbing when they use it on their feet.
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