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Date: 04/20/09 12:33 PM

77 Responses to Body Snake “As Seen On TV“

  1. Profile photo of hexagog
    hexagog Male 13-17
    239 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    Link: Body Snake ``As Seen On TV`` - Another disturbing looking item on sale, via infomercial. It`s pretty disturbing when they use it on their feet.
  2. Profile photo of mylovedied
    mylovedied Female 18-29
    153 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    So now... you can be lazy in the shower too! wooo!
  3. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    At least this is somewhat useful. I could see people who are not real flexible or have had injuries buying this.
  4. Profile photo of BoNe_Juggalo
    BoNe_Juggalo Male 13-17
    352 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    God forbid we have to *shudders* BEND OVER!
  5. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11744 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    Are you too fat to wash yourself? Here`s the answer!
  6. Profile photo of emcew
    emcew Male 18-29
    4 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    "Enter your text here"

    My favorite part of that video!

    (so much I actually posted)

  7. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17516 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    Yeah the foot thing looked a bit like Pr0n to me.
  8. Profile photo of zazuch
    zazuch Male 18-29
    286 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    corpsecrank beat me to it but as he said this would be great for the elderly who are not as mobile and flexible as we are. But if you are to fat to wash your own body then you need to lose some weight.
  9. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    Maybe that fat ass should just go lay on the beach. Then some hippies will come out and spray him with a water hose.
  10. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    I am with you there emcew.
  11. Profile photo of Beebeegirl
    Beebeegirl Female 13-17
    81 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    ugh just another way that America is making it ok to be fat...
  12. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    it`d probably be more sellable if they had had a beautiful model do it, and not some overweight hairy guy...makes me think of whats left on the scrubber...*GAG*
  13. Profile photo of Rhasputin
    Rhasputin Female 18-29
    112 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    Lol. I have one of these minus the bend-a-posable thing. But mine`s got an aligator head on one end, and an aligator tail on the other. So it`s lol. (:
  14. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot Male 13-17
    2132 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    beebee, another way is the sausage-wrapped-pancake on a stick and baconaisse (its certified kosher!)
  15. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    Lmfao! I had to pause it at the foot scrubber part to catch my breath. For some reason that part really made me laugh. That and I`m getting over a cold and I can`t laugh without hacking up a lung. Pleasant visual, huh?
  16. Profile photo of WeeToddDid
    WeeToddDid Male 18-29
    180 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    Anyone spot that it cleans "in between your legs"? But it`ll mess with my man-snake!
    Wonder why it said "Enter Your Text Here" halfway.


  17. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    What the...? Don`t make it easier for that chunky guy, its probably the only workout he gets all day! Heck... add some barbells to that little handle brush. Work it chubby!
  18. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4199 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    I`ll take two!
  19. Profile photo of gluebottle
    gluebottle Female 18-29
    161 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    Foot scrubber! LOL
  20. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    that was the most disgusting thing i`ve ever seen
  21. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7381 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    lol @ loxen
  22. Profile photo of AlANeptune
    AlANeptune Female 18-29
    264 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 3:02 pm
  23. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    $25 + $12 S/H for a freakin` sponge on a rope??!! and yes, the fat guy showering made it unwatchable...
  24. Profile photo of sepia-tenshi
    sepia-tenshi Female 18-29
    353 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    neat idea, gross video
  25. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    LOL @ "Enter your text here"
  26. Profile photo of maxell
    maxell Male 18-29
    285 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    "enter your text here"


  27. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1103 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    Who sells a product meant for soaping people up in the shower, and then uses slightly overweight, hairy, middle aged dudes to sell it? Even though this is most likely who would need it (and possibly the elderly), this is the perfect opportunity for awesome "hot woman in the shower" advertisement.
  28. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    good idea, way to expensive though
    seriously i wouldnt even pay $25 if that included shipping... but then to tack on another $12.
    well it sure is made in america: overpriced, low quality, and targetted to the very lazy
  29. Profile photo of crazydaiz
    crazydaiz Female 18-29
    251 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 4:38 pm
  30. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2585 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    Man, that guy was really having a hard time taking a shower in the first part, maybe he should give up.
  31. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 5:03 pm


  32. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15784 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    Be careful with the foot scrub, you could become the next grape lady if you use two at once...
  33. Profile photo of lord_byron
    lord_byron Male 13-17
    307 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    they really could`ve chosen a better representative...
  34. Profile photo of hyybrucewayn
    hyybrucewayn Male 18-29
    203 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    for fat people
  35. Profile photo of Dragonling
    Dragonling Female 13-17
    17 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    i think i am going to barf....
  36. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    Oh America.... doomed doomed doomed
  37. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    What the DRAT.

    Seriously? -I- could have made a better advertisement than that!

  38. Profile photo of DuHasstMich
    DuHasstMich Female 13-17
    119 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 6:36 pm
  39. Profile photo of flyingpie
    flyingpie Male 13-17
    472 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    i wonder why it is not sold in stores
  40. Profile photo of xxlittleme
    xxlittleme Female 18-29
    109 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    ...that big guy was starting to scare me D;
  41. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    here`s an idea... don`t be so obese you can`t clean yourself properly -_-
  42. Profile photo of HighEndMeep
    HighEndMeep Female 18-29
    262 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    vv I agree
  43. Profile photo of fillemorte
    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    haha it looks like your footing a vagina
  44. Profile photo of Qualara
    Qualara Female 18-29
    101 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    I aree! vvv
    Foamy vagina.
  45. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15512 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    "Hand Crafted in USA"

    well that sure explains a lot!

  46. Profile photo of mamerv
    mamerv Male 18-29
    328 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    Their major problem is they used the wrong models for this thing. All this tells me is that you have to be overweight to even need this, or is it saying that overweight people can`t wash themselves????
  47. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    oh lois...that is just morbidly obese...
  48. Profile photo of lololeela
    lololeela Female 30-39
    327 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    This info-mercial lays out exactly what the problem is. People are too damned lazy to even bend over and clean their own feet. No wonder so many people are fat! We`re getting closer and closer to a Wall-E scenerio everyday.
  49. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    my god, this is the kind of joke people make up to over exaggerate laziness... and somewhere out there, there`s an idiot who overhears this and thinks "HEY! that`s not a bad idea..."
  50. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2390 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 9:37 pm
    "hand crafted" its not like their selling art
  51. Profile photo of frenchroast
    frenchroast Male 30-39
    444 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 10:13 pm
    I have one just like that, except it`s called the "Buttocks Boa".
  52. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 10:18 pm
    they have had those things out in stores forever just not under that name..
    and 2 Mant..has nothing to do with being lazy to use one (no I don`t have one) hard to balance yourself in the shower for some people.
  53. Profile photo of clone_of_god
    clone_of_god Male 18-29
    109 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 10:49 pm
    well, the foot scrubber MUST smell nice.
  54. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 12:04 am
    Yeah that foot thing is just kinda... gross... somehow.
  55. Profile photo of bassdee
    bassdee Male 18-29
    70 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 12:40 am
    buttocks boa? i believe elton john has one of those too


  56. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 12:55 am
    It seems you need to be clinically obese to own one
  57. Profile photo of audiosncracy
    audiosncracy Male 18-29
    186 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 1:44 am
    Are you too fat to take a shower? WELL NOT ANYMORE!!!
  58. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 2:53 am
    + 11.95$ shipping?? isn`t that abusive?
  59. Profile photo of Wagonlover
    Wagonlover Male 18-29
    291 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:59 am
    Why did a a box come up in the middle saying "enter your text here"? am i the only one who got that?
  60. Profile photo of lavi0194
    lavi0194 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:54 am
    Budget wasn`t high enough for a female model? *shudders*
  61. Profile photo of burgis123
    burgis123 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:37 am
    How lazy do you fat bastards wanna get???
  62. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
    996 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:55 am
    "Hand crafted in the USA"

    But where do the raw materials come from? Eh? Eh? EH?!?!

  63. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 6:24 am
    My gawd... thats lazy
  64. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    935 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 6:27 am
    I`ve got a body snake they can rub up on for cheaper.
  65. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 7:07 am
    outdoorMINER: because your profile says you`re female, that`s quite worrying.
  66. Profile photo of DaveyyBooy
    DaveyyBooy Male 18-29
    71 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 8:18 am
    That`s why it`s funny, mehh.
  67. Profile photo of slate
    slate Male 13-17
    174 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 8:28 am
    doesnt retain water
    hmmmmm when he squeezes it im sure water comes out .......
  68. Profile photo of kev501
    kev501 Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 21, 2009 at 9:22 am
    Coming Wednesday at 9p ET on CNBC... It slices! It dices. But wait... there`s more! Watch the all-new CNBC Original, "As Seen on TV" as Darren Rovell goes inside the $150-billion infomercial industry with an all-access look at the most successful direct response products and pitchmen. From the “ShamWow!” to the “Snuggie” products have demanded you buy NOW! See how this industry is thriving - even profiting! - in this down economy. "As Seen on TV” premieres Wednesday at 9P ET│10P PT on CNBC.

    See slideshow featuring some of the most popular products and pitchmen:

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  69. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 10:23 am
    I love how on infomercials they make the simplest tasks look so awkward . I`m sure most people have a really hard time showering like that
  70. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 10:50 am
    MADE IN AMERICA... by chinese slave labor
  71. Profile photo of summarr
    summarr Female 13-17
    188 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    fancylady & alfietoon: agreed.
  72. Profile photo of gopher_pie
    gopher_pie Female 18-29
    3 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    So basically it`s a loofah
  73. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2067 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    Am I the only one having issues with videos today? :-(
  74. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 11:54 pm
    I would`ve said I would buy that, but $24.95! I could make that with a tube sock and some toilet paper.
  75. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 1:25 am
    Why do they insist on making daily functions seem like the hardest work you will ever do? It`s so stupid.
  76. Profile photo of scuzzie_
    scuzzie_ Female 18-29
    48 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    "Why do they insist on making daily functions seem like the hardest work you will ever do? It`s so stupid." lol seriously, its a complete insult! I know its just about money but they`re basically saying ur too retarded to do common everyday tasks, we say oo gee ur right! and they laugh thinking "suckers.."
  77. Profile photo of TwilightLies
    TwilightLies Female 18-29
    250 posts
    April 27, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    That dude was naked...and ignoring that I guess he needed to be for the commercial, it was still....odd.

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