BMW F800s Garage Door Opener

Submitted by: PierreJeanFR 7 years ago Funny

The most sophisticated, high tech garage door on the market. Wait for the demo.
There are 74 comments:
Male 1,442
I`ll take seven.
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Male 11
haha xD ^^
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Female 56
it`s sort of funny
but i would like to know where this person is from?
I`ve never heard someone say "garage" like that, it sort of annoyed me lol
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Male 3,915
that was kinda funny...
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Female 9
I was about to say wtf...until he said possible by children..then i laughed.
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Male 4
"I`ve got two spares if anybody`s short"

xD

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Male 177
made possible with children!
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Male 394
That would be so much better if they switched genders.
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Male 395
haha I thought he was serious.
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Female 368
gearage
haha

i was expecting to ring some gay as-it gets bell

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Male 596
hahaha niceeeeeeeee, gata show whos boss every now and than...kjkjkkjkjk
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Male 189
I want to do your garage opener.
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Male 227
does the bitch MAKE ME A SAMMICH ?
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Male 189
lame
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Male 283
Wow, those British don`t even have real garage door openers, how sad. Where is Sally Struthers when you need her
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Male 845
wow, really high tech! worthy to be up there with moore`s law
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Male 621
Hahaha, that`s amazing. I need one.
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Male 15,832
Does it come in blonde?
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Male 81
Hooter!
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Male 41
I think all vehicles should from here on out call the horn....a hooter switch.
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Male 153
aero, neither was i. That was brilliant lol
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Male 4,004
"My wife just said three words when she saw this... and the first one I can`t say, so we`ll just use the letter "F" in its place.

"F" right off....

Does that mean no, honey? Awww... no garage door opener for me. =( "

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Too bad that wasn`t his wife, that was his kid. And if she is speaking on behalf of the kids, remember, her opinion is only half valid since she`s half the parent, and since she is also a woman, she naturally gets a -50% to everything she says... So I guess you have yourself a free garage opener (or as the guy in the video says "Gah-rahdge")

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Male 300
I think if I suggested that to my wife, I would honk when I farted.
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Male 886
i was not expecting that at all lol
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Male 149
that was friggin hilarious. too bad I don`t have a garage...
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Male 106
My wife just said three words when she saw this... and the first one I can`t say, so we`ll just use the letter "F" in its place.

"F" right off....

Does that mean no, honey? Awww... no garage door opener for me. =(

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Male 506
That was absolutely fantastic. Child labor ftw.
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Male 1,164
i wonder how he gets tea ready
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Male 690
made possible with children rofl
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Male 914
great product...i hope to be making my own very soon...
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Male 50
epic.
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Male 45
That Beemer has a great sounding horn!
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Male 1,590
He`s got his woman trained well!
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Male 2,076
How misogynistic! :-D
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Male 207
I really hate the way he says "Garage", it makes me want to slit his throat and dip a rag in citrus and shove it down his hole
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Male 1,085
Wait, he has two spares!/

SIGN ME UP!

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Male 3,482
LOL!

I love it.

And she looked kinda hot. I`ll take one.

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Male 3,296
i like how it says spoof at the end. Just for all those morons that would go balistic over it.
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Male 11,740
I`ll take one of the spares. lol
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Male 1,929
Lol. True, true.
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Male 776
ahh what a foreward thinking man. finally something useful on IAB! gonna make my own right away
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Male 13,624
Classic!
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Male 59
i have two spares haha
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Male 115
LemonTarte, you do realise that it`s not so much that he`s using a girl to do the job rather he`s using "children" to do the job as he stated.
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Female 1,441
These comments are almost entirely dominated by males. Not surprising.
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Male 45
hahahaha awesome
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Male 419
hahaha great
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Male 103
I love it...
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Male 10,440
haha. Nice.
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Male 5,094
Yep. Funny though.
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Male 5,094
I`m paused at 0.18 and I know what`s gonna happen.
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Male 105
I lol`d
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Male 51
Ahahah master!
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Male 525
LOL nice one mate but they cost a fortune to run. Food, clothes etc
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Female 395
and that is what kids are for ;-)
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Male 3,369
LOL..Did not see that coming! Top marks!
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Male 328
couldn`t really see the girl very clearly but i thought she was hot.
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Male 2,703
that was great!

"I got 2 spares" *high five*

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Male 1,357
hahaha, excellent
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Male 2,172
He sound so confident... not a care in the world.

Brave guy.

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Male 587
Is there a warranty included, can I trade in my old opener in for this new one?
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Male 506
Awesome.
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Male 490
This is similar to my dishwasher. :p
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Female 538
Haha, I liked that "I`ve got two extra if anyone is short"
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Male 817
I`ll take 2! But I want mine upgraded... they should be wearing on those foot like appendages some sort of apparatus (I think they`re called "Shews", but I`m not sure) to make them work faster. Of course, knowing BMW, such an extra will cost an arm and a leg.
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Male 422
Great! It really took away some boredom.
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Male 4,594
Best post ever!
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Male 3,301
That is so funny! IAB link of the week.
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Female 143
O.O; That has got to be the kewlest thing EVER! I`d pay anything to acquire one of those. *-*
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Male 2,388
LOL

can it do other things?

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Male 35
haha.. AMAZING.. I NEED ONE
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Male 90
wow this is so high-tech. Intel would be impressed!
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Male 2,125
lol VERY clever
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Male 1,360
Link: BMW F800s Garage Door Opener [Rate Link] - The most sophisticated, high tech garage door on the market. Wait for the demo.
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