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Date: 04/28/09 09:40 AM

74 Responses to BMW F800s Garage Door Opener

  1. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:13 am
    Link: BMW F800s Garage Door Opener - The most sophisticated, high tech garage door on the market. Wait for the demo.
  2. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:46 am
    lol VERY clever
  3. Profile photo of cmun
    cmun Male 13-17
    90 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:47 am
    wow this is so high-tech. Intel would be impressed!
  4. Profile photo of freebies53
    freebies53 Male 18-29
    35 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:47 am
    haha.. AMAZING.. I NEED ONE
  5. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:51 am
    LOL

    can it do other things?

  6. Profile photo of Cybelwin
    Cybelwin Female 13-17
    143 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:51 am
    O.O; That has got to be the kewlest thing EVER! I`d pay anything to acquire one of those. *-*
  7. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:51 am
    That is so funny! IAB link of the week.
  8. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:53 am
    Best post ever!
  9. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:54 am
    Great! It really took away some boredom.
  10. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:56 am
    I`ll take 2! But I want mine upgraded... they should be wearing on those foot like appendages some sort of apparatus (I think they`re called "Shews", but I`m not sure) to make them work faster. Of course, knowing BMW, such an extra will cost an arm and a leg.
  11. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:06 am
    Haha, I liked that "I`ve got two extra if anyone is short"
  12. Profile photo of hwkiller
    hwkiller Male 18-29
    490 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:16 am
    This is similar to my dishwasher. :p
  13. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:28 am
    Awesome.
  14. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:35 am
    Is there a warranty included, can I trade in my old opener in for this new one?
  15. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:42 am
    He sound so confident... not a care in the world.

    Brave guy.

  16. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:44 am
    hahaha, excellent
  17. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:53 am
    that was great!

    "I got 2 spares" *high five*

  18. Profile photo of aznclueless
    aznclueless Male 18-29
    329 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:54 am
    couldn`t really see the girl very clearly but i thought she was hot.
  19. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:00 am
    LOL..Did not see that coming! Top marks!
  20. Profile photo of KOLLO
    KOLLO Female 18-29
    396 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:04 am
    and that is what kids are for ;-)
  21. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:10 am
    LOL nice one mate but they cost a fortune to run. Food, clothes etc
  22. Profile photo of Litheran
    Litheran Male 18-29
    51 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:11 am
    Ahahah master!
  23. Profile photo of Traxus
    Traxus Male 13-17
    105 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:33 am
    I lol`d
  24. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:47 am
    I`m paused at 0.18 and I know what`s gonna happen.
  25. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:48 am
    Yep. Funny though.
  26. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    haha. Nice.
  27. Profile photo of TheLargeOne
    TheLargeOne Male 30-39
    103 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    I love it...
  28. Profile photo of thefireguy22
    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
    419 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    hahaha great
  29. Profile photo of FatCam
    FatCam Male 18-29
    45 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    hahahaha awesome
  30. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    These comments are almost entirely dominated by males. Not surprising.
  31. Profile photo of troytrooper
    troytrooper Male 18-29
    115 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    LemonTarte, you do realise that it`s not so much that he`s using a girl to do the job rather he`s using "children" to do the job as he stated.
  32. Profile photo of sovereign09
    sovereign09 Male 13-17
    59 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    i have two spares haha
  33. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    Classic!
  34. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    777 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    ahh what a foreward thinking man. finally something useful on IAB! gonna make my own right away
  35. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    Lol. True, true.
  36. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    I`ll take one of the spares. lol
  37. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    i like how it says spoof at the end. Just for all those morons that would go balistic over it.
  38. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    LOL!

    I love it.

    And she looked kinda hot. I`ll take one.

  39. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    Wait, he has two spares!/

    SIGN ME UP!

  40. Profile photo of Souljah23
    Souljah23 Male 18-29
    207 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    I really hate the way he says "Garage", it makes me want to slit his throat and dip a rag in citrus and shove it down his hole
  41. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    How misogynistic! :-D
  42. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    He`s got his woman trained well!
  43. Profile photo of wiseman74
    wiseman74 Male 30-39
    45 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    That Beemer has a great sounding horn!
  44. Profile photo of kainz
    kainz Male 18-29
    50 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    epic.
  45. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    great product...i hope to be making my own very soon...
  46. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    made possible with children rofl
  47. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    i wonder how he gets tea ready
  48. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    That was absolutely fantastic. Child labor ftw.
  49. Profile photo of zoneking
    zoneking Male 30-39
    106 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    My wife just said three words when she saw this... and the first one I can`t say, so we`ll just use the letter "F" in its place.

    "F" right off....

    Does that mean no, honey? Awww... no garage door opener for me. =(

  50. Profile photo of jogger1
    jogger1 Male 13-17
    149 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    that was friggin hilarious. too bad I don`t have a garage...
  51. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    i was not expecting that at all lol
  52. Profile photo of splat13
    splat13 Male 30-39
    301 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    I think if I suggested that to my wife, I would honk when I farted.
  53. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    "My wife just said three words when she saw this... and the first one I can`t say, so we`ll just use the letter "F" in its place.

    "F" right off....

    Does that mean no, honey? Awww... no garage door opener for me. =( "

    --------------------------
    Too bad that wasn`t his wife, that was his kid. And if she is speaking on behalf of the kids, remember, her opinion is only half valid since she`s half the parent, and since she is also a woman, she naturally gets a -50% to everything she says... So I guess you have yourself a free garage opener (or as the guy in the video says "Gah-rahdge")

  54. Profile photo of iSteal
    iSteal Male 18-29
    153 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:07 pm
    aero, neither was i. That was brilliant lol
  55. Profile photo of jnseattle
    jnseattle Male 18-29
    41 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 10:55 pm
    I think all vehicles should from here on out call the horn....a hooter switch.
  56. Profile photo of rdgfx3
    rdgfx3 Male 40-49
    81 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:28 pm
    Hooter!
  57. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 12:01 am
    Does it come in blonde?
  58. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 1:58 am
    Hahaha, that`s amazing. I need one.
  59. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:46 am
    wow, really high tech! worthy to be up there with moore`s law
  60. Profile photo of LordNick
    LordNick Male 18-29
    284 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:44 am
    Wow, those British don`t even have real garage door openers, how sad. Where is Sally Struthers when you need her
  61. Profile photo of Catx
    Catx Male 18-29
    189 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 6:02 am
    lame
  62. Profile photo of vatroslav
    vatroslav Male 13-17
    227 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 11:08 am
    does the bitch MAKE ME A SAMMICH ?
  63. Profile photo of welfarepimp
    welfarepimp Male 30-39
    189 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    I want to do your garage opener.
  64. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    hahaha niceeeeeeeee, gata show whos boss every now and than...kjkjkkjkjk
  65. Profile photo of HorsesRule
    HorsesRule Female 13-17
    368 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    gearage
    haha

    i was expecting to ring some gay as-it gets bell

  66. Profile photo of FlamedNight
    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    haha I thought he was serious.
  67. Profile photo of Cheese84o6
    Cheese84o6 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    That would be so much better if they switched genders.
  68. Profile photo of raydar
    raydar Male 13-17
    177 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    made possible with children!
  69. Profile photo of 11111991
    11111991 Male 13-17
    4 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 6:48 am
    "I`ve got two spares if anybody`s short"

    xD

  70. Profile photo of NerdsGirl
    NerdsGirl Female 18-29
    9 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 4:14 am
    I was about to say wtf...until he said possible by children..then i laughed.
  71. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 10:57 pm
    that was kinda funny...
  72. Profile photo of Somniphobia
    Somniphobia Female 18-29
    56 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 11:38 am
    it`s sort of funny
    but i would like to know where this person is from?
    I`ve never heard someone say "garage" like that, it sort of annoyed me lol
  73. Profile photo of OMGhesdead
    OMGhesdead Male 18-29
    11 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 11:58 am
    haha xD ^^
  74. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:56 am
    I`ll take seven.

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