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Date: 04/02/09 06:30 PM

47 Responses to Blood Squirting Lizard

  1. Profile photo of 1CrazyURL
    1CrazyURL Male 30-39
    264 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    Link: Blood Squirting Lizard - A lizard that squirts blood - from its eyes?
  2. Profile photo of kiddo
    kiddo Male 13-17
    254 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    i try that every other week .
  3. Profile photo of flyingpie
    flyingpie Male 13-17
    470 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    PWND
  4. Profile photo of Norts
    Norts Male 18-29
    486 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    ...why is the coyote afraid of getting squirted by blood? I mean, when it eats the lizard isn`t it going to get blood all over the place anyway?
  5. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    Woooo yeah Sonoran Desert. Just FYI, it extends pretty far into Arizona too. I live in Tucson, and we`re surrounded by desert. That and the largest stand of ponderosa pine in the country. But mostly deserts.

    It`s funny, though. We just call them "horny toads". Oh well.

  6. Profile photo of iAMzach
    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    gives a whole new meaning to bloodshot eyes.
  7. Profile photo of sam0hT
    sam0hT Male 13-17
    229 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    Old news. Learned about it years ago.
  8. Profile photo of LastDesprado
    LastDesprado Male 13-17
    114 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    i bet that gets him all the girls
  9. Profile photo of SystemFail
    SystemFail Male 13-17
    108 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    i like the ant that crawled on the lizards head at the end :D
  10. Profile photo of Olk
    Olk Male 18-29
    91 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    It`s funny, though. We just call them "horny toads". Oh well.
    diferent lizard
  11. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    Evolution* at work - animals have now evolved* a defence method nowadays where they give their enemy AIDS!

    * if you believe that sort of thing

  12. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    914 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    I wish I could do that to annoying co-workers.
  13. Profile photo of Emily55
    Emily55 Female 18-29
    125 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    Why does the coyote care that it got blood squirted on it? Wasn`t it going to eat the lizard anyway? Last time I checked, that involves blood...
  14. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    "Has there ever been a weirder use of an eye socket?"

    Um...

    *coughskullf*ckingcough*

  15. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    The coyote smells the blood, and thinks he was injured.
  16. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    We have those all over the place where I live, you don`t f*ck with those things.
  17. Profile photo of JumpRope
    JumpRope Male 18-29
    170 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 10:39 pm
    blood is ok

    but why not acid?

  18. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 11:53 pm
    I thought that was called the horny toad.....guess not?
  19. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 11:55 pm
    Nope I was right.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_horn...

    I simply knew it under a different name.

  20. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 1:24 am
    Is it just me, or did the blood seem thinner (runny-er) than usual blood? Mixes with water in tear glands? Who knows? Meh. It`s still pretty creepy.
  21. Profile photo of SoCal
    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 1:26 am
    It would be surprising if there was one person here that hasn`t seen this video or have seen something related to this lizard.
  22. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 1:31 am
    that coyote is a pussy
  23. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 1:37 am
    Lizard-2, Ants and Coyote-0
  24. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 4:06 am
    IAB under spam attack?
  25. Profile photo of bikergirl
    bikergirl Female 18-29
    103 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 4:37 am
    gross but kinda cool.

  26. Profile photo of Mossoi
    Mossoi Male 18-29
    65 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 5:30 am
    What is this, for 5 year olds? I don`t think it would be possible to make the commentary more moronic. Thought Nat Geo was supposed to be a sensible channel!
  27. Profile photo of sugervshoney
    sugervshoney Female 13-17
    19 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 5:37 am
    its so0o fake

    the blood thingy is really fake !!!

  28. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 6:16 am
    UNBELIEVABLE BIKE!

    ^^^

    its just minaxi with her legs open.

  29. Profile photo of diablito66
    diablito66 Male 18-29
    63 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 7:20 am
    cooooooooool
  30. Profile photo of Bibite
    Bibite Female 13-17
    15 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 7:31 am
    is this for real?
  31. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:34 am
    Looks reaaaaaly painful.
  32. Profile photo of JimboH
    JimboH Male 30-39
    603 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:10 am
    My wife does this.
  33. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:48 am
    ooooow...
    And why would this deter the coyote?
    Presumably it would have to come into contact w/ some blood in order to eat the thing.
  34. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 11:08 am
    Why does the coyote care that it got blood squirted on it? Wasn`t it going to eat the lizard anyway? Last time I checked, that involves blood...

    True dat. But I loves me a good cheeseburger, and that involves ketchup. If said cheeseburger were to start squirting ketchup at me just as I`m about to chow down, you can bet your arse I`m gonna run like f*ck.

  35. Profile photo of SyXxlunatic
    SyXxlunatic Male 13-17
    177 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    uh-huh... creepy
  36. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
    1261 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    JimboH makes me laugh! "My wife does this" ...hahaha...you silly man, ALL wives do that!!
  37. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    WOW. I was expecting a little tiny stream of blood, but that was like a freaking gallon shooting out!
  38. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    its not shopped, its after effected
  39. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    To all you people who think this is fake. That little yellow square and a quarter shows that it`s from National Geographic. In fact there are several species of horny toads in the American southwest. We have them here in Colorado although not the squirting kind. Their spiky armor is actually very soft. And they are small and cute. Being that are also slow are often played with by children.
  40. Profile photo of Rauron
    Rauron Male 13-17
    563 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    <3 horny toads :D
    I see them hiking all the time, and they don`t do anything to ya even when picked up X3.
  41. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    Is the fox afraid to get AIDS? I dont undertand.
  42. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    Sometimes one word can some up a video such as this one: ew.
  43. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:59 pm
    I often vomit blood from my eyes after reading some of the comments on this site.
  44. Profile photo of doomyman
    doomyman Male 18-29
    98 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 7:03 am
    KICK ASS !!!!!
  45. Profile photo of names_hannah
    names_hannah Female 13-17
    60 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 11:11 am
    ew.
  46. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    The fox is scared of lizard aids.
  47. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    grody!

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