Bizarre Animal Discovered In Japan

Submitted by: KRAYZEEGIRL 8 years ago in Weird

I dub thee vagninjafish.
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Female 876
ahahahahahah xDD omg i laughed so hard @lonelystoner`s comment
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Male 15,510
Still think is fake
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Male 1,442
It could be real, it is japan.
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Female 75
Humans reaction to anything unsual............grab a stick and poke it.
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Male 15
*Poke*
"Ohhhh Ohhhhh OOOOO!"

*Wiggles*
"AHhh Ohhh OOOO!"

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Female 357
oh so very fake

and i don`t usually call fake on things

but no way could anything move that fast

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Male 8
no doubt this is fake...
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Female 368
thats probably why there arent many of.. those cgi things anywhere

i really cant tell if its real or not.. o.O

lol at 1:34 he gets a stick

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Male 59
"that is bad animation ...its a discrase to stereotypical asians everyweher FAKEFAKEFAKEFAKE dratFACKe"

And you`re a disgrace to English-speakers everywhere.

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Female 101
That was gross but its looks fake to me.
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Male 31
lol, poke with stick then say "ooohhowwhaaa!"
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Female 23
O_O
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Female 1,148
The strangest things ALWAYS come from Japan.
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Male 422
Is "stick-prodding" now a scientific method?
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Female 1,062
this has got to be some sort of viral promo for something
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Male 284
@Souladdict22

After years of being r*ped by tentacles; the japanese now get to r*pe the tentacle, it`s the evolution of porn baby!

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Male 33
Reminds me of a headcrab.

Not really.

The part where they all scattered didn`t look real.

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Female 112
I didn`t even question the credibility of this until I read the comments >.>
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Male 178
New type of pr0n in Japan?
Kinda like the reverse of tentacle r*pe videos...
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Female 474
um...wtf? was that real?
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Male 89
are they drunk they poured coke in it and it blew up. Is it made of mentos?
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Male 94
eww... it ejaculated.
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Male 599
lol that was funny
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Female 4,028
When they ran away really fast, I got creped out.
Haha! The end, what the f-ck?
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Female 175
poke! ewwwwwwwwwww! poke! ewwwwwwwwww! turn over! ewwwwwwwwwwww! poke! ewwwwwwwwwwwww! poke! ewwwwwwwwwwww! poke! explode!
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Female 2
ewww gross
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Male 1,485
why did they have to poke the vagina fish......
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Female 250
Tooo boring.
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Female 385
when i first saw it i was thinking `ewww kill it!` When it sploded i didn`t feel any better. So glad I wasn`t eating. Dirty dirty fish monster.
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Male 4,680
I felt very dirty after watching that.
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Male 1,629
when it showed then on the rockface on the distance i was thinking headcrabs or sumthin
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Female 528
Glad my vagina doesn`t look like that.
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Male 274
thats a very VERY crazy japanase porno

cant explain it otherwise

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Female 298
japan strikes again.
even their animals are crazy
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Male 943
KRAYZEEGIRL, you`re a girl and you think that looks more like a vagina than an anus? lol
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Female 119
looks like the brain bug out of starship troopers.

if it was real i`d poke it too, with a stick obviously

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Male 458
"I think we just watched a Japanese porno."
Very true. Very very true.
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Male 1,002
0:37 - ZERG RUSH!!1!!!!
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Female 741
more like a butthole?
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Female 4,447
That was dumb as hell....
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Male 505
I think we just watched a Japanese porno.
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Male 1,815
That was silly.
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Male 4,290
I don`t like it, it looks too much like a headcrab. It makes me nervous.
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Female 167
LOL!! Did you see those things go!!??
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Male 118
all i have to say is...
WATCH THE HOLE THING!
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Female 527
What to do when you discover a potentially undiscovered animal:
1)poke at it with a stick
2)insert the stick into its bodily orifices
3)moo at it constantly
4)pour your soda on it
5)run away when it gets angry

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Male 44
Nice but very fake. I would have bought it if they hadn`t made them run so fast up the cliff. That just threw off the whole thing....
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Male 210
i don`t usually call fake but.... fake! :)
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Male 61
That was amazing...WHOAA
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Male 229
Want to know what they did to it once they turned the camera off?
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Male 2,395
Oh wow... O_o
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Female 140
ewww that cannot be real.
i think it looked fake.
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Male 138
D: I did not need to see that!!!
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Male 1,029
It exploded, and it was gross. Too gross for me to think it was funny when te Japanese guys ran away scared. Heheheh.
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Male 367
Koreans have made Starcraft real!
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Male 16
i couldnt stop laughing when it exploded.
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Male 905
2:20--> fap fap fap fap
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Female 108
that seriously made me sick to my stomach...
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Male 1,164
coca cola... it kills vag jay jays
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Female 323
haha. i actually thought this was real.
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Female 855
It looks like that thing from the original Star Trek that hooked onto Spock`s back, only more puffy.
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Male 364
Looks more like assfish!
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Male 197
"Excuse me? Can you f*ck it?"
"What?!"
"Yeah, can you f*ck it?"
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Female 1,112
You know there`s some guy who didn`t finish the video, booked tickets for japan, and bought a new industrial strength condom.... Poor bastard. You`ll have to settle for a Kyoto whore.
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Male 17
I want one....I would name it "Scrambles" And it would be the most BRUTAL pet EVER....
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Female 650
Oh my wow that was disgusting
Their lil "oooo.oooo" noises were really annoying.
I get it, your fascinated.
and LOL @ domisgood
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Male 4,867
you`re aware this is the start of a Japanese porno....
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Female 330
haha its like vag fish!!!
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Female 227
oh god. oh EW! I WISH I HAD NEVER WATCHED THAT!!!!
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Female 227
i thought it was real. in the beggining it looked like a jelly doughnut. ... *barf
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Female 15,763
Ah, the old poke-it-with-a-stick routine.

So uh... what was this video for? A class? Commercial...?

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Male 5,189
*facepalm*

I thought it was real until I read the comments.

>_>;`

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Male 299
I`d hit that
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Female 267
thats nasty...

the comment "it came after drinking coke" was more entertaining.

i think im just a bit too squeamish

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Male 600
I love this forum.
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Male 4,793
"And you`re a disgrace to English-speakers everywhere."

And you, sir, are pretty much my new hero.

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Male 25,416
ha ha ha, it came after drinking coke :)
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Male 59
"that is bad animation ...its a discrase to stereotypical asians everyweher FAKEFAKEFAKEFAKE dratFACKe"

And you`re a disgrace to English-speakers everywhere.

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Male 387
Guess some people never heard of the word "entertainment" before... Who gives a dang if it`s fake or not? On another note, this is almost as bad as the Japanese raping tentacle thingies...
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Female 188
Wow, you figured out it`s fake? You`re a genius!
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Male 614
lol at the explosion.

and @ the peeps yelling "fake"
STFU, WE KNOW ALREADY

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Male 25
Okay, it was fake. But still pretty cool.
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Male 3,819
Was that Coke they poured into it? I wouldn`t be surprised to find out this was a viral campaign for Pepsi.
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Male 394
that is bad animation ...its a discrase to stereotypical asians everyweher FAKEFAKEFAKEFAKE dratFACKe
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Male 3,482
It`s CLEARLY fake, people.

Note the lack of a reaction box.

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Male 1,284
please people realize that is fake
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Female 18
lol @ dellsucks
i wonder how it tastes
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Female 47
Cloverfield 2?
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Male 353
seriously, that can`t be real.... wtf was that thing
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Male 342
Yay! A new sushi ingredient!
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Female 120
How does it crawl so fast with suction cup feet???
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Female 14
WTF
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Female 271
Omg that was gross and hilarious hahahaha
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Male 445
"That was a little cruel...
Did it really explode at the end? What the hell happened? "

They took their props and went home for post production editing.

I hope they were using a licensed copy of AfterEffects.

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Male 15,832
That was pretty awesome. I would take issue with your nomenclature, though; I`d call it a Goatse fish.
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Female 141
LOL!
So bizarre!
I <3 this!
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Male 117
And that`s why I`m gay.
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Male 702
That was a little cruel...
Did it really explode at the end? What the hell happened?
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Male 381
had me untiul they saw it close up- it was very weird seeing the flock (?) all quickly go up the cliffside when you couldnt see if it had legs or whatever to propel itself with.
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Male 59
id hit that..... no
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Male 17,511
How did I just know it was going to explode at the end ?
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Male 715
what a perverse video. Awesome!
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Male 430
Runaway It`s a head crab!
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Male 512
Haha I bet this`ll be on the next Pokemon game...the elusive number 604021 or whatever number they`re up to now XD

No. Just no. I don`t want you to show me your Pokemans...

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Male 914
quick, stick your penis in it!!! lol...
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Female 346
well that was dumb....
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Male 1,929
lol, if you think it`s fake, just wait until the end.
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Male 820
what the hell
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Female 47
It`s like a really, REALLY bad 70`s Japanese porn flick..

In the next scene the government starts talking about how they`re taking over country and the only way to get rid of them is to have sex with them so they will explode...ew :-/

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Male 16
the new form of japanese porn?
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Male 437
i automatically knew it was fake when they started scattering
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Male 606
...I came.
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Male 10,440
Rofl. Ok, its fake.
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Female 1,082
dub tee effff. the underside looked like an anus.
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Male 39
Wow...There`s no way this is real...I hope it`s real but it`s almost obvious that it`s not, i mean for a start it looks remarkably like a vagina, second it`s in Japan, third it`s defensive measure is sprayign a white liquid and then exploding (or it does that because of the coke but oh well) and if it`s got suckers how can it move that quickly on land?
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Female 168
I wish it was real. It looked so cute.
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Male 310
Those guys are effing creeps
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Female 854
Hmm, guess it was filled with Mentos...
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Male 11,739
I had to fast forward to the end. It was pretty lame until the last few seconds. Even that wasn`t great but I did chuckle a little.
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Male 518
Vaginamon...I choose YOU!
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Female 587
damn i thought it was real until it exploded
had me cracking up though
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Male 427
"I came...then esploded"
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Male 374
ewwwwww that`s gross. I think I like boys now
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Male 1,365
Miquaight is right, not to break down the dreams of people, but if you have come to IAB as your news source you`re on the wrong site, if you have come to laugh and goof off, this is the place.
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Male 2,388
aaaah the elusive spider pig. This strange inverterbrate feeds on the rock that mold leaves behind when it migrates south for the equinox once every 3 years.
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Female 129
@ Center706

Hang on so you ultimatly fail to enjoy watching anything that is fake? Seems IAB needs a "real" tab at the top of the screen.

Just because it isn`t real doesn`t mean it isn`t entertaining....

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Male 741
it looks eerily similar to something I saw in a magazine once. never saw one in real life though.
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Female 5,139
i wanna know how they did it :O
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Male 3,369
If in doubt poke it with a stick and pour cola on it!

And Center706...Well duh! Obviously it`s fake. So is Batman but I dont feel the urge to stand outside cinemas belittling people for watching the movies!

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Female 35
)-|
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Female 129
It looks like something out of Pokemon...
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Male 101
that was soo scaryand gross |-X !!! i lol`d when it came on theose two dudes though :-D
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Female 129
@ Center706

Hang on so you ultimatly fail to enjoy watching anything that is fake? Seems IAB needs a "real" tab at the top of the screen.

Just because it isn`t real doesn`t mean it isn`t entertaining....

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Female 121
i was just thinking... what if that thing spits venim that would be funny... here they are torturing this thing and they all then die from poison to the eye
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Male 144
Wow, to the people who were "amused" by it... make sure you sanitize your keyboards after you finish fapping to something that sort of looks like something you`ll never actually touch.
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Male 325
WTF did i just watch
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Female 382
*poke* *poke* *squish*
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Male 292
i`m not sure if i should be offended or just confused. right now i`m definitely confused though.
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Female 129
Its very impressive, the... what, puppet? It can`t be real :P
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Male 536
what`s this advertising? its so fake i couldn`t watch it all
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Male 629
Real or not, that was entertaining.
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Female 182
Hahaha blatantly fake, but the end was hilarious!
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Male 144
Why is fake poo like this posted? Absolutely pointless.
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Female 129
It looks like something out of Pokemon...
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Female 447
Link: Bizarre Animal Discovered In Japan [Rate Link] - I dub thee vagninjafish.
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