Birthing Simulator

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Weird

This headless doll-like device teaches nursing students how to assist in the birthing process. 18+ Mature subject matter
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Female 42
OMFG NOT HAVING KIDS EVER!

just look at how far it stretches......... 0_0

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Male 251
Does it come with a screaming and cursing soundtrack? That would be awesome, and also, completely accurate.
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Female 167
Wow.. so that`s what it looks like..
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Female 305
im not havin kids im not havin kids im not havin kids...
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Female 2,064
I strongly second that emotion, Kat.
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Female 1,401
we had a Tech expo at my high school where all the 8th graders from surrounding middle schools come and check out the different shops. Allied Health had a full human like this, but it had a dress over it. by the end of the day, the dress was lifted and nobody noticed but me. :S
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Male 18
Childbirth simulation is NOT 18+ mature subject matter. I haven`t logged in for years, but that warning is outright ridiculous.

You see much worse things in seventh grade sex ed, and again, its CHILDBIRTH. God forbid a child sees somebody actually being born, he might witness one of the happiest and most miraculous moments life can offer. AND A VAGINA!

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Female 298
im never giving birth. EVER
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Male 21
We just used one of these in class last week...never even thought of it as disturbing.
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Female 761
wtf? if a doctor would`ve taken me out of the wombs with some friggen tongs I would`ve been straight PISSED.
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Female 244
I love how "latex free" is the last thing it says...

Like it matters.

That...was...disturbing.

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Male 2,788
Babies don`t come out of the butt?
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Male 256
Hmmm... wonder if they have an african american baby pop out.... "Ooops" ;)
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Male 59
PROMPT Birthing Simulator - Value Set (Non-Episiotomy)
PART #80011

$10,710.00

Damnnnnnn...

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Female 665
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Female 527
who else immediately went to limbsandthings.com?
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Female 357
ooo and latex free too. I wonder if it comes in different colors.
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Female 119
gross...
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Female 147
I just saw this on dlisted.
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Male 422
Whats +18 about giving birth? I honestly hope people know about this before they turn 18. On the other hand, they`ll find out fast anyway..
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Male 2,199
all i could think of while watching this was the CPR dummies we used to have to practice on in health class, now imagine if they were low on the dummies and one kid had to practice on that birthing machine... hilarity would ensue...
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Female 40
Back in middle school they showed that video of a women giving birth. I could hardly watch.

Maybe I`ll adopt instead....

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Female 917
Ruffiana, you describe your sons birth so lovingly
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Male 12,138
[quote]somewhere someone is fapping to this.[/quote]

vv It`s him.

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Male 1,360
oh god i need to fap now!
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Female 1,403
That was too easy. I think the inventor should have made it a little harder.
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Female 157
We saw real women giving birth on tape too
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Female 838
bliblablob Yeah thats the difference between Europe and North America. Here they`ll show people being blown to poo and killed, but god forbid someone shows their boobs. Now canada is a little diffent. On regular cable they will show boobs, the seven words you can`t say on TV do not really apply. Our censors are a little these anal but they still allow violence over sex. It doesn`t really make sense to me.
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Female 271
I don`t see why this is 18+!
When I had my first sex ed class when I was 8 they showed real women giving birth on tape.
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Female 838
We have something similar to this for my nursing program. Except ours is an entire body that has vitals and breaths. THe computer with it can create complications in delivery. Its actually pretty sweet.
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Male 721
whats so hard about that? :P

dont kill me!

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Male 2,160
somewhere someone is fapping to this.
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Female 859
that made my vagina hurt
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Female 2,044
O_O
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Male 17,512
Well they have to study on how to do this somehow.
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Male 4,004
"Aloo" should be added to the list of censored words. And once the words uttered....BanHammer!
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Male 4,004
The vacuum thingy and the forceps seem to be quite dangerous to a baby`s soft skull...

Maybe it`s just me, but they were really being rough with the forceps...

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Female 263
&i wanted to be a midwife.. :(
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Male 243
lol it says in the end "latex free" like its the best part
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Male 2,388
Are we making a cake or birthing a baby here COME ON lets speed it up!
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Male 34
I wonder if people would say child birth is such a beautiful thing if they saw what Hollywood cuts out
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Male 621
I feel so immature, but this is disgusting hahah.
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Male 606
*unf unf unf*
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Female 3,696
If you used a vacuum on a babies` soft spot wouldn`t you suck it`s brain out? oO no?
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Male 103
Yeah, I`m in a nursing program now except the dolls we use are full ones that can breathe, cough, moan, etc. They also have a blood pressure and pulse, removable/interchangeable genitals, and a special one has a compartment for a child, kind of like the one in the video. The only downside is that they are $30-50,000 each.
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Male 174
this is what happens when you knock-up your sex toys
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Female 204
good thing its latex free
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Male 134
WANT
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Female 4,028
I`m sorry, I had to laugh at the use of the forceps.
But that`s a nifty little mannequin device thing.
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Female 472
Why was she giving birth doggie style?
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Male 506
Our 2nd son was born just 6 months ago. Some things that this simulator just doesn`t get right. One, there`s a lot more blood and fluids involved. Two, the babies head scrunches up when it`s passing through the birth canal. Looks a lot like a large, bloody turd coming poking it`s way out. Three, once the head passes through, the shoulders follow shortly after...and once they clear that little bugger will shoot out lickety split.

Most interesting about the whole thing is that you`re so amazed by the whole process you can`t turn away. It`s not disgusting in the least while it`s happening. No major tears, no forceps or suction required for us.

Seeing the placenta delivered though...is an entirely separate matter. That is the oddest thing I`ve ever seen in real live. Was shocked to turn around and see it plopped up on the delivery tray.

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Male 1,686
ssoooo THATS what a vagina looks like!
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Male 55
Nothing with a knife to stab out the unwanted baby...
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Male 186
The people in here are a riot! Actually thats one of the better training devices I`ve seen.
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Female 531
and people don`t understand why i don`t want kids...
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Female 513
I think I`ll adopt.
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Female 47
Yeah.. Me having children vaginally just went right out the door..

Thanks, I`ll have the Cesarean please! LOL..

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Female 205
DARN... stretchable perineum... what a rip... what about the utterly gory episiotomy!...
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Female 913
watching the breech birth position made me want to scream... yyyouch!!!
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Male 7,933
Does it come with sick vomiting husband as well?
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Female 1,652
I can`t imagine having to give birth on your knees.
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Female 1,112
AHAHAHA My best day, was when I went to an open lab to practice vitals, and there was a "man" laying in the bed next to my friend. When I opened the drawer to grab a sheet to cover the bed, I discovered the mans penis! and the urethra was all chewed up from botched catheters hahaha Everyone should go to nursing school lol
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Male 2,582
I would like to climb through it in an attempt to remember what it was like to be born. Now that would really be a `birth simulator`.
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Male 11
There are some people in the world who just found a new sex toy...
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Male 2,076
is it just me? or do forceps look unnaturally disturbing O.o
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Male 157
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...

Wasted stem cell contributions..

When a headless amputee Barbie doesn`t use a condom...

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Female 2,289
I can`t wait till my cousin pops that baby out and then MAYBE she will think TWICE about getting pregnant by her non-nice individual boyfriend who SHOULD be in jail for statutory rape.
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Male 2,720
edit: My penis is not MUCH bigger than that plastic baby.

(I just checked.)

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Male 2,720
My penis is not bigger than that plastic baby. |-(
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Female 39
...and that Timmy,was how you were born.
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Male 603
Babies seem bigger in that context.
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Male 2,125
WHOA WTF??!!?!?!
They teach birthing AND abortion? WTF? choose one jackass.
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Female 112
Oh my gosh.
I don`t know why that freaked me out so much, but it did >.<
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Male 229
I want that doll. But definitely not to learn how to help a woman give birth.
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Male 2,720
That`d be like the best plastic bag dispenser ever.
I want 3.
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Male 428
forceps ftw! I use them all around the house..its a great household item, makes a great weding gift too!
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Female 895
Is It just me, or did those forceps a little too aggressive?

:`( Destroyed my sex drive completely.

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Male 1,853
Benny Hillifier makes this so much more awesome...
http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhi...
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Female 322
18+ audience? Really sad it`s marked that way.
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Female 444
I`m gonna use a condom....
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Male 4,746
Actually, this is a really cool device.
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Male 1,627
anybody have this video with farting sound fx
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Female 1,142
Aw damn, forceps, she just grabs that thing like a hot dog offa grill...

It`s a simulated miracle? .___.`

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Male 619
cool i think i`ll be working with that next year.
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Male 185
I want to sleep with it.
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Female 107
excuse me while i go tie my tubes..
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Female 2
Wow you all are immature. I think this is a wonderful device that will help train nurses and doctors on how to deliver babies. Better to practice on a fake woman and baby, don`t you think? And yes, suction cups and forceps ARE used in deliveries.
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Female 4,197
wow... I found that really interesting cause Ive been there but never seen it from that end. so to speak
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Male 506
Doggy style birth, awesome.
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Female 1,199
Ughh lUnderground that is so nasty! x_x *shudders*
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Female 197
holy poo.
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Female 15,763
Forceps, vacuums... does that thing do abortion,s too?

o_O

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Male 833
this is like... if a wheelchair had sex with a coffin, this would be the aborted fetus that they conceived
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Female 449
How could you even touch that without thinking some old dirty janitor had a couple "special" minutes with this piece of ass.
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Female 173
I agree LTimeLurker
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Male 280
That was disturbing. Who the hell would of thought of pulling a baby out with a suction cup.
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Female 125
I like the company name. "Limbs & Things". Ha.
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Male 2,748
heh, latex free
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Female 723
This reinforces my position to never have children. :)
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Male 3,819
::pukes::

Thanks... I needed that.

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Female 346
*WEIRDED OUT!!* O.o;;
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Male 2,582
Finally something wide enough for me to have sex with...sorry sorry, had to do it.
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Male 19,881
Link: Birthing Simulator [Rate Link] - This headless doll-like device teaches nursing students how to assist in the birthing process. 18+ Mature subject matter
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