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Date: 04/07/09 05:50 PM

103 Responses to Birthing Simulator

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    Link: Birthing Simulator - This headless doll-like device teaches nursing students how to assist in the birthing process. 18+ Mature subject matter
  2. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    Finally something wide enough for me to have sex with...sorry sorry, had to do it.
  3. Profile photo of Challenger23
    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    *WEIRDED OUT!!* O.o;;
  4. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    ::pukes::

    Thanks... I needed that.

  5. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    This reinforces my position to never have children. :)
  6. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    heh, latex free
  7. Profile photo of Emily55
    Emily55 Female 18-29
    125 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    I like the company name. "Limbs & Things". Ha.
  8. Profile photo of sewermonkey
    sewermonkey Male 30-39
    281 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    That was disturbing. Who the hell would of thought of pulling a baby out with a suction cup.
  9. Profile photo of GeMiNi0587
    GeMiNi0587 Female 18-29
    173 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    I agree LTimeLurker
  10. Profile photo of lUnderground
    lUnderground Female 18-29
    449 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    How could you even touch that without thinking some old dirty janitor had a couple "special" minutes with this piece of ass.
  11. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    this is like... if a wheelchair had sex with a coffin, this would be the aborted fetus that they conceived
  12. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    Forceps, vacuums... does that thing do abortion,s too?

    o_O

  13. Profile photo of mntsfam
    mntsfam Female 13-17
    197 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    holy poo.
  14. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    Ughh lUnderground that is so nasty! x_x *shudders*
  15. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    Doggy style birth, awesome.
  16. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    wow... I found that really interesting cause Ive been there but never seen it from that end. so to speak
  17. Profile photo of mizzie1980
    mizzie1980 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    Wow you all are immature. I think this is a wonderful device that will help train nurses and doctors on how to deliver babies. Better to practice on a fake woman and baby, don`t you think? And yes, suction cups and forceps ARE used in deliveries.
  18. Profile photo of RLHope275
    RLHope275 Female 18-29
    107 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    excuse me while i go tie my tubes..
  19. Profile photo of horsie
    horsie Male 18-29
    185 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    I want to sleep with it.
  20. Profile photo of The_Frogg
    The_Frogg Male 18-29
    619 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    cool i think i`ll be working with that next year.
  21. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1145 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    Aw damn, forceps, she just grabs that thing like a hot dog offa grill...

    It`s a simulated miracle? .___.`

  22. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1596 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    anybody have this video with farting sound fx
  23. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    Actually, this is a really cool device.
  24. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    I`m gonna use a condom....
  25. Profile photo of littleoracle
    littleoracle Female 30-39
    322 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    18+ audience? Really sad it`s marked that way.
  26. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1858 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    Benny Hillifier makes this so much more awesome...
    http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhi...
  27. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    Is It just me, or did those forceps a little too aggressive?

    :`( Destroyed my sex drive completely.

  28. Profile photo of skillz3333
    skillz3333 Male 18-29
    429 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    forceps ftw! I use them all around the house..its a great household item, makes a great weding gift too!
  29. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    That`d be like the best plastic bag dispenser ever.
    I want 3.
  30. Profile photo of sam0hT
    sam0hT Male 13-17
    229 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    I want that doll. But definitely not to learn how to help a woman give birth.
  31. Profile photo of HunterJumper
    HunterJumper Female 13-17
    112 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    Oh my gosh.
    I don`t know why that freaked me out so much, but it did >.<
  32. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    WHOA WTF??!!?!?!
    They teach birthing AND abortion? WTF? choose one jackass.
  33. Profile photo of JimboH
    JimboH Male 30-39
    603 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    Babies seem bigger in that context.
  34. Profile photo of music4life01
    music4life01 Female 13-17
    39 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    ...and that Timmy,was how you were born.
  35. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    My penis is not bigger than that plastic baby. |-(
  36. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    edit: My penis is not MUCH bigger than that plastic baby.

    (I just checked.)

  37. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    I can`t wait till my cousin pops that baby out and then MAYBE she will think TWICE about getting pregnant by her non-nice individual boyfriend who SHOULD be in jail for statutory rape.
  38. Profile photo of epimetheus
    epimetheus Male 18-29
    157 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...

    Wasted stem cell contributions..

    When a headless amputee Barbie doesn`t use a condom...

  39. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    is it just me? or do forceps look unnaturally disturbing O.o
  40. Profile photo of LittleManII
    LittleManII Male 13-17
    11 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    There are some people in the world who just found a new sex toy...
  41. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    I would like to climb through it in an attempt to remember what it was like to be born. Now that would really be a `birth simulator`.
  42. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 9:06 pm
    AHAHAHA My best day, was when I went to an open lab to practice vitals, and there was a "man" laying in the bed next to my friend. When I opened the drawer to grab a sheet to cover the bed, I discovered the mans penis! and the urethra was all chewed up from botched catheters hahaha Everyone should go to nursing school lol
  43. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 9:07 pm
    I can`t imagine having to give birth on your knees.
  44. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 9:15 pm
    Does it come with sick vomiting husband as well?
  45. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    915 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    watching the breech birth position made me want to scream... yyyouch!!!
  46. Profile photo of sereniee
    sereniee Female 18-29
    205 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    DARN... stretchable perineum... what a rip... what about the utterly gory episiotomy!...
  47. Profile photo of MisAnnThropy
    MisAnnThropy Female 30-39
    48 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    Yeah.. Me having children vaginally just went right out the door..

    Thanks, I`ll have the Cesarean please! LOL..

  48. Profile photo of Aeladil
    Aeladil Female 18-29
    518 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    I think I`ll adopt.
  49. Profile photo of marencolleen
    marencolleen Female 18-29
    533 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 9:54 pm
    and people don`t understand why i don`t want kids...
  50. Profile photo of Randy4861
    Randy4861 Male 40-49
    187 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    The people in here are a riot! Actually thats one of the better training devices I`ve seen.
  51. Profile photo of SlowestMe
    SlowestMe Male 18-29
    55 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 9:59 pm
    Nothing with a knife to stab out the unwanted baby...
  52. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 10:08 pm
    ssoooo THATS what a vagina looks like!
  53. Profile photo of Ruffiana
    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 10:21 pm
    Our 2nd son was born just 6 months ago. Some things that this simulator just doesn`t get right. One, there`s a lot more blood and fluids involved. Two, the babies head scrunches up when it`s passing through the birth canal. Looks a lot like a large, bloody turd coming poking it`s way out. Three, once the head passes through, the shoulders follow shortly after...and once they clear that little bugger will shoot out lickety split.

    Most interesting about the whole thing is that you`re so amazed by the whole process you can`t turn away. It`s not disgusting in the least while it`s happening. No major tears, no forceps or suction required for us.

    Seeing the placenta delivered though...is an entirely separate matter. That is the oddest thing I`ve ever seen in real live. Was shocked to turn around and see it plopped up on the delivery tray.

  54. Profile photo of PreoSmo
    PreoSmo Female 18-29
    472 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 11:03 pm
    Why was she giving birth doggie style?
  55. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 11:07 pm
    I`m sorry, I had to laugh at the use of the forceps.
    But that`s a nifty little mannequin device thing.
  56. Profile photo of mattriesel
    mattriesel Male 18-29
    134 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 11:14 pm
    WANT
  57. Profile photo of oddstef
    oddstef Female 18-29
    204 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 11:22 pm
    good thing its latex free
  58. Profile photo of ometatherion
    ometatherion Male 30-39
    174 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 11:46 pm
    this is what happens when you knock-up your sex toys
  59. Profile photo of Almighty_Jew
    Almighty_Jew Male 18-29
    103 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 11:55 pm
    Yeah, I`m in a nursing program now except the dolls we use are full ones that can breathe, cough, moan, etc. They also have a blood pressure and pulse, removable/interchangeable genitals, and a special one has a compartment for a child, kind of like the one in the video. The only downside is that they are $30-50,000 each.
  60. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 12:09 am
    If you used a vacuum on a babies` soft spot wouldn`t you suck it`s brain out? oO no?
  61. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 1:06 am
    *unf unf unf*
  62. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 2:00 am
    I feel so immature, but this is disgusting hahah.
  63. Profile photo of hiddenid958
    hiddenid958 Male 30-39
    34 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 2:29 am
    I wonder if people would say child birth is such a beautiful thing if they saw what Hollywood cuts out
  64. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 2:51 am
    Are we making a cake or birthing a baby here COME ON lets speed it up!
  65. Profile photo of danniddr
    danniddr Male 13-17
    243 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 3:31 am
    lol it says in the end "latex free" like its the best part
  66. Profile photo of fluffy101
    fluffy101 Female 13-17
    264 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 4:52 am
    &i wanted to be a midwife.. :(
  67. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 5:03 am
    The vacuum thingy and the forceps seem to be quite dangerous to a baby`s soft skull...

    Maybe it`s just me, but they were really being rough with the forceps...

  68. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 5:05 am
    "Aloo" should be added to the list of censored words. And once the words uttered....BanHammer!
  69. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 5:13 am
    Well they have to study on how to do this somehow.
  70. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 6:21 am
    O_O
  71. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 6:22 am
    that made my vagina hurt
  72. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 6:54 am
    somewhere someone is fapping to this.
  73. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 7:05 am
    whats so hard about that? :P

    dont kill me!

  74. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 7:06 am
    We have something similar to this for my nursing program. Except ours is an entire body that has vitals and breaths. THe computer with it can create complications in delivery. Its actually pretty sweet.
  75. Profile photo of bliblablob
    bliblablob Female 18-29
    273 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 7:09 am
    I don`t see why this is 18+!
    When I had my first sex ed class when I was 8 they showed real women giving birth on tape.
  76. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 7:22 am
    bliblablob Yeah thats the difference between Europe and North America. Here they`ll show people being blown to poo and killed, but god forbid someone shows their boobs. Now canada is a little diffent. On regular cable they will show boobs, the seven words you can`t say on TV do not really apply. Our censors are a little these anal but they still allow violence over sex. It doesn`t really make sense to me.
  77. Profile photo of mysticalrose
    mysticalrose Female 18-29
    158 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 8:42 am
    We saw real women giving birth on tape too
  78. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 8:51 am
    That was too easy. I think the inventor should have made it a little harder.
  79. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 8:59 am
    oh god i need to fap now!
  80. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 9:13 am
    somewhere someone is fapping to this.

    vv It`s him.

  81. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    918 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 9:53 am
    Ruffiana, you describe your sons birth so lovingly
  82. Profile photo of Raine_Rose
    Raine_Rose Female 18-29
    40 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 10:31 am
    Back in middle school they showed that video of a women giving birth. I could hardly watch.

    Maybe I`ll adopt instead....

  83. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 11:14 am
    all i could think of while watching this was the CPR dummies we used to have to practice on in health class, now imagine if they were low on the dummies and one kid had to practice on that birthing machine... hilarity would ensue...
  84. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 11:29 am
    Whats +18 about giving birth? I honestly hope people know about this before they turn 18. On the other hand, they`ll find out fast anyway..
  85. Profile photo of uunnfair_4ol
    uunnfair_4ol Female 18-29
    147 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    I just saw this on dlisted.
  86. Profile photo of Solarmew
    Solarmew Female 18-29
    119 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    gross...
  87. Profile photo of Vanwa
    Vanwa Female 13-17
    357 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    ooo and latex free too. I wonder if it comes in different colors.
  88. Profile photo of 5405841
    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    who else immediately went to limbsandthings.com?
  89. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    666 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 7:27 pm
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  90. Profile photo of ian123488
    ian123488 Male 13-17
    60 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    PROMPT Birthing Simulator - Value Set (Non-Episiotomy)
    PART #80011

    $10,710.00

    Damnnnnnn...

  91. Profile photo of Habute
    Habute Male 18-29
    256 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 1:52 am
    Hmmm... wonder if they have an african american baby pop out.... "Ooops" ;)
  92. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    Babies don`t come out of the butt?
  93. Profile photo of ricki24
    ricki24 Female 13-17
    244 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    I love how "latex free" is the last thing it says...

    Like it matters.

    That...was...disturbing.

  94. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    763 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    wtf? if a doctor would`ve taken me out of the wombs with some friggen tongs I would`ve been straight PISSED.
  95. Profile photo of Squeakers
    Squeakers Male 18-29
    21 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 9:09 pm
    We just used one of these in class last week...never even thought of it as disturbing.
  96. Profile photo of kat_iiejayne
    kat_iiejayne Female 13-17
    299 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 12:33 am
    im never giving birth. EVER
  97. Profile photo of mikedasnipe
    mikedasnipe Male 18-29
    18 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 2:45 am
    Childbirth simulation is NOT 18+ mature subject matter. I haven`t logged in for years, but that warning is outright ridiculous.

    You see much worse things in seventh grade sex ed, and again, its CHILDBIRTH. God forbid a child sees somebody actually being born, he might witness one of the happiest and most miraculous moments life can offer. AND A VAGINA!

  98. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    April 12, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    we had a Tech expo at my high school where all the 8th graders from surrounding middle schools come and check out the different shops. Allied Health had a full human like this, but it had a dress over it. by the end of the day, the dress was lifted and nobody noticed but me. :S
  99. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    April 13, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    I strongly second that emotion, Kat.
  100. Profile photo of mulan182
    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    April 13, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    im not havin kids im not havin kids im not havin kids...
  101. Profile photo of xlollerskate
    xlollerskate Female 18-29
    167 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:41 am
    Wow.. so that`s what it looks like..
  102. Profile photo of RVIsh
    RVIsh Male 18-29
    251 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    Does it come with a screaming and cursing soundtrack? That would be awesome, and also, completely accurate.
  103. Profile photo of myra-chan
    myra-chan Female 13-17
    42 posts
    December 17, 2009 at 5:41 am
    OMFG NOT HAVING KIDS EVER!

    just look at how far it stretches......... 0_0

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