Best `Sorry, I Hit Your Car` Note Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: daydreaming 7 years ago Funny

I am so leaving a note like this if I ever hit a parked car.
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Female 163
Shoot. I should have left a note like this. After I left a real note, I came back to my car in the lot a few days or a week later and it had been hit on the back with no note left... I regret my actions now that I see this.

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Male 332
lol
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Female 179
LOL
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Male 115
haha
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Male 11
haha xD
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Female 192
"right down"?
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Male 37
Old joke. Doesn`t everyone do that? :P
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Male 31
LOL
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Male 55
@Alekaidah
Obvious douche-bagg move.
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Male 59
I did this once @ work. Didn`t apologize though. Just said "tough break".
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Female 46
haha innit. I wrote one of them the other day
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Male 4,393
lolz
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Male 41
un verdadero caballero,yes.
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Male 45
Ha!
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Female 2,044
hahaha, epic win.
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Male 418
Looks like my hand writing but my name is not Jack.


(It`s cause I lied and said my name was Jack!)

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Male 236
Long time no see I-A-B, i remember being one of the first people to sign up here. Ahhh the memories =]
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Female 1,578
I`d hunt jack down. haha
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Male 1,232
Old, but still a great joke.
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Male 5
jack is back
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Male 284
Wtf I Didnt Hit The Guys Car!

(My name is Jack aswell so ....)

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Male 1,718
oh lol thats too good. At least he told the truth.
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Female 351
What a amazing person i want to know jack
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Female 101
It looks like two different people wrote this note because the handwriting looks like it changes to me. Notice the a`s.
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Male 4,793
LOL that is awesome. im totally doing that if i knick a car. mostly because somebody did that to me, only no note (jackass!).
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Female 859
hahaha i love it
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Female 5,222
well F!u(k
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Female 298
DeadlyLegion.
oh yeah
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Male 452
My name is Jack. Jack Ass
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Male 2,076
lol...that`s awesome. and brilliant.
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Male 845
ha, lightened up my day
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Female 57
lol
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Male 1,468
My name is Jack...

>>

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Male 283
I have never wanted to shake someones hand while kicking their ass before,
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Male 734
This gag is as ancient as the Model T
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Male 336
i dunno depending on how bad he hit my car i would be either really pissed off or laughing my ass off
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Female 609
omg. i think it`s funny - but of course i would be ticked off if this happened to me.
i bet his name isn`t jack =P
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Male 516
"hmm didn`t even catch the "right", "write" flop immediately. sadness."

You`re spending too much time reading posts on sites like this... Get away while you can!!!

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Male 447
Jack... more like Jackass! Whooo! Zinger
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Male 949
To "right" down his details.
"Right."

Seriously.

*arms nuclear warheads and prepares to exterminate mankind*

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Male 5,190
Aww that would suck to read that after your car got hit.
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Male 1,629
opie "My mom parked touching the line once at the library (not even over it) and she got this horrible note where the writer threatened to kill her and slash her tires.

The library!

At least this one isn`t violent."


thats alittle drated up o0; everywhere my buddy goes he takes up 2-4 spaces so no one can park next to him and so he can show off his rims. i cant imagine the note he would get at your library

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Male 11,740
"That was really smart using a notepad from the car rental company, because there`s no way they would notice that one of their cars was in a wreck or be able to tell who they rented it to last."

Yeah because I`m sure that even if the guy is driving a rental car from that company, there`s only one office in Perth. There`s no chance he could have gotten the pad a long time ago and just happened to have it with him either. Yeah, it could be that he was driving a rental but I have never been given a notepad from a rental company when I rented a car.

"wow if you`ve done this more then once... you need to learn to drive..."

Once really was an accident, I was parked in the grass at an outdoor event and it was muddy. The car slipped as I was backing out. The second time was just a stupid mistake.

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Female 104
If that happend to me, I`d probably find that guy`s car and hit it. Then I`d have like paint that is extremely hard to get off and paint on his car "Hi, I accidently hit your car but I didn`t have any paper to write you a note. All I had was this paint, sorry." XD Hopefully no one would be around b/c that would take me awhile to write with paint.
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Female 1,231
The joke is old, but it still gave me a chuckle.
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Female 4,197
thats not a guy. find me a guy who writes like that!
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Female 167
Great spelling.
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Male 914
its great how he introduces himself first...but i`d hate to be the guy who`s car he hit...
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Female 167
Why would a third grader be driving? D:
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Male 15,832
That was really smart using a notepad from the car rental company, because there`s no way they would notice that one of their cars was in a wreck or be able to tell who they rented it to last. Dummass.
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Female 15,763
My mom parked touching the line once at the library (not even over it) and she got this horrible note where the writer threatened to kill her and slash her tires.

The library!

At least this one isn`t violent.

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Male 269
right down your details
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Male 1,406
I remember in some TV show or movie or something one of the characters got that note and was pretty pissed. Don`t remember what else happened.
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Male 1,788
Hahah!
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Male 2,199
wow if you`ve done this more then once... you need to learn to drive...
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Male 1,284
this is so precious
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Male 59
hahaha og god this is what i would do
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Male 8,302
Back when I worked on a newspaper, there was a case where a guy suspected his wife was cheating with the guy next door, so he slipped work and watched his home, and sure enough she was. So he goes to a mall, bashes into about 40 cars quite hard, and leaves a note on them giving the neighbour`s name and address. In court he tried to say the security camera footage identifying him not the other guy, was faked by friends of the neighbour.
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Male 11,740
I have done that. Actually I did it a couple of times. Of course I didn`t use my real name on the note.
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Female 2,064
Right down.
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Male 328
hmm didn`t even catch the "right", "write" flop immediately. sadness.
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Male 1,053
OLD
actually very old.
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Male 437
wow it took me 3 tries to figure out y u guys were calling him illiterate.if i was jack i woulda just sped off hoping nobody had time to write down my tag
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Female 538
(I couldn`t think up anything to address "accidently" )
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Female 538
Yup... He is "righting" his information down. HAHA
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Male 492
I think mr. Jack has some bad Karma on his hands now.
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Female 2,672
*larf
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Female 2,672
jack is funny
if it was my car i`d jus aff
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Male 1,357
as bad as my brothers friend who recieved a mobile number from someone who hit his parked car and it was a fake number!
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Female 323
haha. what an illiterate jerk.
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Male 425
Once the police ruined the side of my parked car. they kept denying it despite me having their car door from the collision.
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Male 187
Clever = Street Smart
Smart = Actual education smart
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Male 603
He`s clever, but not smart.
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Male 395
eggsnham what do you mean IF i ever get a car
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Female 63
"right" down.
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Female 188
lmao me too eggsnham.
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Male 283
Instant classic
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Female 1,269
lol i would have put a smiley face after sorry
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Female 395
yes mate!! classic :-)
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Male 1,140
im gonna do this if i ever get a car.. i swear i will
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Male 1,220
I`d find "Jack" from Budget and kill him.
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Female 4,376
That was awesome. I can`t even tell you how many cars i`ve accidentally dented because the cars were parked like 4in away from each other. Never left a note. Never will.
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Male 3,819
It`s so wrong, yet so awesomely funny.
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Female 1,412
heard it before lol but great still
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Male 2,125
LMAO That`s something I would do =D
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Male 817
I wonder if his last name is "Ass"?
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Male 1,894
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Female 385
hehe, that`s evil awesomeness!
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Female 115
Link: Best `Sorry, I Hit Your Car` Note Ever [Pic] [Rate Link] - I am so leaving a note like this if I ever hit a parked car.
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