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90 Responses to Best `Sorry, I Hit Your Car` Note Ever [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of daydreaming
    daydreaming Female 18-29
    115 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 10:50 am
    Link: Best `Sorry, I Hit Your Car` Note Ever - I am so leaving a note like this if I ever hit a parked car.
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    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    hehe, that`s evil awesomeness!
  3. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
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    April 30, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    I wonder if his last name is "Ass"?
  5. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    LMAO That`s something I would do =D
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    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
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    April 30, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    heard it before lol but great still
  7. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    It`s so wrong, yet so awesomely funny.
  8. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    That was awesome. I can`t even tell you how many cars i`ve accidentally dented because the cars were parked like 4in away from each other. Never left a note. Never will.
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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    I`d find "Jack" from Budget and kill him.
  10. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
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    April 30, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    im gonna do this if i ever get a car.. i swear i will
  11. Profile photo of KOLLO
    KOLLO Female 18-29
    395 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    yes mate!! classic :-)
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    neveryours Female 13-17
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    April 30, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    lol i would have put a smiley face after sorry
  13. Profile photo of LordNick
    LordNick Male 18-29
    283 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    Instant classic
  14. Profile photo of summarr
    summarr Female 13-17
    188 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    lmao me too eggsnham.
  15. Profile photo of Pendergast
    Pendergast Female 18-29
    63 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    "right" down.
  16. Profile photo of FlamedNight
    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    eggsnham what do you mean IF i ever get a car
  17. Profile photo of JimboH
    JimboH Male 30-39
    603 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    He`s clever, but not smart.
  18. Profile photo of meowmeowmeow
    meowmeowmeow Male 13-17
    187 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    Clever = Street Smart
    Smart = Actual education smart
  19. Profile photo of tenty
    tenty Male 18-29
    425 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    Once the police ruined the side of my parked car. they kept denying it despite me having their car door from the collision.
  20. Profile photo of Bat_Girl
    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
    323 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    haha. what an illiterate jerk.
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    littlepete50 Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    as bad as my brothers friend who recieved a mobile number from someone who hit his parked car and it was a fake number!
  22. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    jack is funny
    if it was my car i`d jus aff
  23. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    *larf
  24. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    I think mr. Jack has some bad Karma on his hands now.
  25. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    Yup... He is "righting" his information down. HAHA
  26. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    (I couldn`t think up anything to address "accidently" )
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    doodlydoo727 Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    wow it took me 3 tries to figure out y u guys were calling him illiterate.if i was jack i woulda just sped off hoping nobody had time to write down my tag
  28. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
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    April 30, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    OLD
    actually very old.
  29. Profile photo of aznclueless
    aznclueless Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    hmm didn`t even catch the "right", "write" flop immediately. sadness.
  30. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
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    April 30, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    Right down.
  31. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    April 30, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    I have done that. Actually I did it a couple of times. Of course I didn`t use my real name on the note.
  32. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    April 30, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    Back when I worked on a newspaper, there was a case where a guy suspected his wife was cheating with the guy next door, so he slipped work and watched his home, and sure enough she was. So he goes to a mall, bashes into about 40 cars quite hard, and leaves a note on them giving the neighbour`s name and address. In court he tried to say the security camera footage identifying him not the other guy, was faked by friends of the neighbour.
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    sovereign09 Male 13-17
    59 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    hahaha og god this is what i would do
  34. Profile photo of Crabes
    Crabes Male 30-39
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    April 30, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    this is so precious
  35. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    wow if you`ve done this more then once... you need to learn to drive...
  36. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
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    April 30, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    very old, very funny
  37. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    Hahah!
  38. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    I remember in some TV show or movie or something one of the characters got that note and was pretty pissed. Don`t remember what else happened.
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    JarvisKnot Male 18-29
    269 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    right down your details
  40. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    My mom parked touching the line once at the library (not even over it) and she got this horrible note where the writer threatened to kill her and slash her tires.

    The library!

    At least this one isn`t violent.

  41. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15832 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    That was really smart using a notepad from the car rental company, because there`s no way they would notice that one of their cars was in a wreck or be able to tell who they rented it to last. Dummass.
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    train_trax Female 13-17
    167 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    Why would a third grader be driving? D:
  43. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
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    April 30, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    its great how he introduces himself first...but i`d hate to be the guy who`s car he hit...
  44. Profile photo of xlollerskate
    xlollerskate Female 18-29
    167 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    Great spelling.
  45. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    thats not a guy. find me a guy who writes like that!
  46. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    The joke is old, but it still gave me a chuckle.
  47. Profile photo of PartyGirl93
    PartyGirl93 Female 13-17
    104 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    If that happend to me, I`d probably find that guy`s car and hit it. Then I`d have like paint that is extremely hard to get off and paint on his car "Hi, I accidently hit your car but I didn`t have any paper to write you a note. All I had was this paint, sorry." XD Hopefully no one would be around b/c that would take me awhile to write with paint.
  48. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    April 30, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    "That was really smart using a notepad from the car rental company, because there`s no way they would notice that one of their cars was in a wreck or be able to tell who they rented it to last."

    Yeah because I`m sure that even if the guy is driving a rental car from that company, there`s only one office in Perth. There`s no chance he could have gotten the pad a long time ago and just happened to have it with him either. Yeah, it could be that he was driving a rental but I have never been given a notepad from a rental company when I rented a car.

    "wow if you`ve done this more then once... you need to learn to drive..."

    Once really was an accident, I was parked in the grass at an outdoor event and it was muddy. The car slipped as I was backing out. The second time was just a stupid mistake.

  49. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    opie "My mom parked touching the line once at the library (not even over it) and she got this horrible note where the writer threatened to kill her and slash her tires.

    The library!

    At least this one isn`t violent."


    thats alittle drated up o0; everywhere my buddy goes he takes up 2-4 spaces so no one can park next to him and so he can show off his rims. i cant imagine the note he would get at your library

  50. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    To "right" down his details.
    "Right."

    Seriously.

    *arms nuclear warheads and prepares to exterminate mankind*

  51. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    Jack... more like Jackass! Whooo! Zinger
  52. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
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    April 30, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    "hmm didn`t even catch the "right", "write" flop immediately. sadness."

    You`re spending too much time reading posts on sites like this... Get away while you can!!!

  53. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    609 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    omg. i think it`s funny - but of course i would be ticked off if this happened to me.
    i bet his name isn`t jack =P
  54. Profile photo of mjfoxman
    mjfoxman Male 18-29
    336 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 8:35 pm
    i dunno depending on how bad he hit my car i would be either really pissed off or laughing my ass off
  55. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 8:35 pm
    This gag is as ancient as the Model T
  56. Profile photo of LordNick
    LordNick Male 18-29
    283 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    I have never wanted to shake someones hand while kicking their ass before,
  57. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
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    April 30, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    My name is Jack...

    >>

  58. Profile photo of JuniorGem
    JuniorGem Female 18-29
    57 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    lol
  59. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
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    April 30, 2009 at 10:35 pm
    ha, lightened up my day
  60. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 10:51 pm
    lol...that`s awesome. and brilliant.
  61. Profile photo of DeadlyLegion
    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    My name is Jack. Jack Ass
  62. Profile photo of kat_iiejayne
    kat_iiejayne Female 13-17
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    April 30, 2009 at 11:56 pm
    DeadlyLegion.
    oh yeah
  63. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 1:14 am
    well F!u(k
  64. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 1:40 am
    hahaha i love it
  65. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 1:45 am
    LOL that is awesome. im totally doing that if i knick a car. mostly because somebody did that to me, only no note (jackass!).
  66. Profile photo of Seccrenicche
    Seccrenicche Female 18-29
    101 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:38 am
    It looks like two different people wrote this note because the handwriting looks like it changes to me. Notice the a`s.
  67. Profile photo of smo
    smo Female 18-29
    351 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 7:10 am
    What a amazing person i want to know jack
  68. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
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    May 1, 2009 at 9:19 am
    oh lol thats too good. At least he told the truth.
  69. Profile photo of Spiralz2k8
    Spiralz2k8 Male 13-17
    284 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 9:35 am
    Wtf I Didnt Hit The Guys Car!

    (My name is Jack aswell so ....)

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    jakeblueman Male 18-29
    5 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 9:47 am
    jack is back
  71. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
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    May 1, 2009 at 10:30 am
    Old, but still a great joke.
  72. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
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    May 1, 2009 at 10:48 am
    I`d hunt jack down. haha
  73. Profile photo of takerrules
    takerrules Male 18-29
    236 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    Long time no see I-A-B, i remember being one of the first people to sign up here. Ahhh the memories =]
  74. Profile photo of Ryan22158
    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    Looks like my hand writing but my name is not Jack.


    (It`s cause I lied and said my name was Jack!)

  75. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
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    May 1, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    hahaha, epic win.
  76. Profile photo of wiseman74
    wiseman74 Male 30-39
    45 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    Ha!
  77. Profile photo of junito615
    junito615 Male 60-69
    41 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    un verdadero caballero,yes.
  78. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    May 2, 2009 at 10:56 am
    lolz
  79. Profile photo of jennykempuk
    jennykempuk Female 13-17
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    May 2, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    haha innit. I wrote one of them the other day
  80. Profile photo of Alekaidah
    Alekaidah Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2009 at 12:39 am
    I did this once @ work. Didn`t apologize though. Just said "tough break".
  81. Profile photo of 7o0ninjas
    7o0ninjas Male 13-17
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    May 3, 2009 at 11:13 pm
    @Alekaidah
    Obvious douche-bagg move.
  82. Profile photo of ilikeninjas
    ilikeninjas Male 13-17
    31 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    LOL
  83. Profile photo of kittyukxx
    kittyukxx Male 18-29
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    May 6, 2009 at 2:19 am
    Old joke. Doesn`t everyone do that? :P
  84. Profile photo of Leiaisluf
    Leiaisluf Female 13-17
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    May 7, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    "right down"?
  85. Profile photo of OMGhesdead
    OMGhesdead Male 18-29
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    May 16, 2009 at 9:22 am
    haha xD
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    justwatching Male 18-29
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    June 26, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    haha
  87. Profile photo of bunniesRus
    bunniesRus Female 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 3:48 am
    LOL
  88. Profile photo of Arbniter20
    Arbniter20 Male 13-17
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    October 24, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    lol
  89. Profile photo of Loveabye
    Loveabye Female 18-29
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    November 2, 2009 at 9:49 pm
    Shoot. I should have left a note like this. After I left a real note, I came back to my car in the lot a few days or a week later and it had been hit on the back with no note left... I regret my actions now that I see this.

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