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Date: 04/08/09 09:46 AM

65 Responses to Beer-Drinking Machine

  1. Profile photo of Nic_Gaybot
    Nic_Gaybot Female 18-29
    230 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 10:58 am
    Link: Beer-Drinking Machine - Young guy swallows down small pitcher of beer like it was air. Nice job, kid.
  2. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 11:07 am
    I can do that!
  3. Profile photo of Sampson623
    Sampson623 Male 13-17
    263 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 11:08 am
    lol at the kid in back
  4. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 11:09 am
    Yeah ok. what it didn`t show you was him puking it back up 20 seconds later..
  5. Profile photo of Chiefy
    Chiefy Male 18-29
    713 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 11:13 am
    YEEAH!
  6. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 11:16 am
    That was fast!
  7. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 11:17 am
    I know a guy who can do that, his throat is like a funnel and the beer will go down as fast as it can flow...
  8. Profile photo of Raine_Rose
    Raine_Rose Female 18-29
    40 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 11:24 am
    O_o Holy... That`s drinking talent.

    Like a fishy in water.

  9. Profile photo of SparkleBabys
    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
    505 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 11:35 am
    Photoshop.
  10. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 11:37 am
    Wow you win at life.
  11. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 11:41 am
    I can do that with Chocolate Milk!
  12. Profile photo of purpledbooh
    purpledbooh Female 18-29
    122 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 11:43 am
    LMAO at blonde guys reaction
  13. Profile photo of Sampson623
    Sampson623 Male 13-17
    263 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 11:46 am
    SparkleBabys
    Male, 18-29, Eastern US
    295 Posts Wednesday, April 08, 2009 11:35:40 AM
    "Photoshop."
    how?
  14. Profile photo of AahNold
    AahNold Male 30-39
    375 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 11:47 am
    "Photoshop"

    I can`t stand fags who call "photoshop" on everything.

    I know a couple of guys who can do this, they can open their esophagus and just pour beer staight into their stomachs.

  15. Profile photo of kevinmiller0
    kevinmiller0 Male 18-29
    171 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    I can do that. All you fags that say photoshop `that made him sick` can suck it.
  16. Profile photo of djlang85
    djlang85 Male 18-29
    151 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    To ppl believing this is fake: ever seen the man show? One old guy puts back 2 pints in about 4 seconds at the end of every show.
  17. Profile photo of BobbyJenkins
    BobbyJenkins Female 18-29
    106 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    I don`t care about the beer drinking (although it is awesome) I`m more amazed at the guy in the background. Watch him! It`s classic!
  18. Profile photo of chuffcheese
    chuffcheese Female 18-29
    40 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    Kudos to the open esophagus... If a little creepy!
  19. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    I can`t get any liquid down me very quickly at all :P
  20. Profile photo of lizard_freak
    lizard_freak Male 13-17
    5 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    thisfrickin kicks ass
  21. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    I guess basically he can drink beer as fast as it can go down, for as long as he can hold his breath. Groovy.
  22. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    LOL @ the dumbass in the background
  23. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    Also there must be one helluva burp coming after that.
  24. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    he is going to be very drunk
  25. Profile photo of maneaterx3
    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
    488 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    how old is this kid???
  26. Profile photo of KOLLO
    KOLLO Female 18-29
    396 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    dude has skills. i can`t even strawpeedo so this puts me to shame... although my personal best in shoots is 16 in 4 minutes. yay for me!!
  27. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    "Also there must be one helluva burp coming after that." -moefreak
    "he is going to be very drunk" -sOrd3dvis1on
    "how old is this kid???" -maneaterx3

    yes, yes and 12
    HAHA j/k idk how old he is but I was thinking the same thing

  28. Profile photo of mcmonkeyman
    mcmonkeyman Male 13-17
    243 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    i REMEMBER my first beer. hahahaha
  29. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    The guy in the background looks like an adult version of a kid I know.

    But yeah he`s going to die from alcohol poisoning if he keeps that up.

  30. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    Yeahhhh that`s called Liver Damage kids...

    Remember that old guy on The Man Show a long time ago? The guy who would chug his beer? He died from liver failure.

  31. Profile photo of JimboH
    JimboH Male 30-39
    603 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    And he had a young Clay Aiken as his biggest fan. So, he`s got that going for him, which is nice.
  32. Profile photo of papakilljoy
    papakilljoy Male 18-29
    126 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    the kid in the back looks like a grown up version of butters
  33. Profile photo of AchLstStnd
    AchLstStnd Male 30-39
    144 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    Nidonemo

    The Fox died of prostate cancer.

    >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_%22The...

  34. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    "Remember that old guy on The Man Show a long time ago? The guy who would chug his beer? He died from liver failure."

    But he had a helluva time before he did.

  35. Profile photo of IAm1337
    IAm1337 Male 13-17
    45 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    "the kid in the back looks like a grown up version of butters"

    I was going to say a young version of Simon Pegg, but that could work too.

  36. Profile photo of markdagreat
    markdagreat Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 8, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    Why are you guys hating this guy is a sav i give mad props to him and keep up the good work!!
  37. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    . . . . This kid looks EXACTLY like my friend Ryan. . .

    Ryan, is that you?! lmfao

  38. Profile photo of AahNold
    AahNold Male 30-39
    375 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    "Why are you guys hating this guy is a sav i give mad props to him and keep up the good work!!"

    Who`s hating??

  39. Profile photo of dashizzit
    dashizzit Male 13-17
    89 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    he drank it in 4 seconds OMG he started at 0:02 and finished at 0:06
  40. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    now i can actually do that
  41. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    Take a note, this is how you become a man
  42. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    He`s my hero!
  43. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    I submitted this months ago but nobody wanted it then. I don`t care at all however.
  44. Profile photo of adeltourky
    adeltourky Male 30-39
    1 post
    April 8, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    ooooooooooops
  45. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    That`ll mess up your liver.
  46. Profile photo of FixTheYellow
    FixTheYellow Female 18-29
    192 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    Something tells me he`s going to regret doing that in a few minutes... for whatever reason...
  47. Profile photo of Okamiman
    Okamiman Male 30-39
    73 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    Does anybody remember The Man Show? The Fox was the best at that. All you have to do is relax and open your throat. Meh. And for all those young 13-17s on here, just wait till you get to college, you ain`t seen nothing yet.
  48. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    yeah you`re probably right okamiman, we`ve only seen pussy sh*t so far
  49. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    Okamiman - "And for all those young 13-17s on here, just wait till you get to college, you ain`t seen nothing yet."

    I went to college for over 5 years, and I will say that is easily the fastest chug I have ever seen.

  50. Profile photo of iambluebeard
    iambluebeard Male 30-39
    338 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 12:52 am
    holy poo... that was `king amazing. i could never drink that fast when i was in college. <--bows down
  51. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 1:51 am
    My mate could do this, he tried to teach me. He said you just open your throat and jsut let it go. I tried. It was like a warzone. It came out my mouth, my nose, I swear even my eyes. It was.. just horrific.
  52. Profile photo of aznclueless
    aznclueless Male 18-29
    329 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 2:06 am
    wow. he chugs at least 10x than i do. i feel like crap now.
  53. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 4:31 am
    He drank that huge glass faster than I probably finish my little cup of water...
  54. Profile photo of brueggz
    brueggz Male 18-29
    10 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 4:40 am
    I WILL one day learn to do this.. I learned how to swallow air like that (when I was muuuch younger, you know, for the burps.. LoL), but I just know it will be disaster with a beverage... Still, one day..
  55. Profile photo of CoeshCoesh
    CoeshCoesh Male 13-17
    131 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 5:26 am
    wow.
  56. Profile photo of mrtatulas
    mrtatulas Male 18-29
    271 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 6:28 am
    Yeah alcohol poisoning!
  57. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 7:51 am
    Woo one step closer to perminant bindge.
  58. Profile photo of SerFox
    SerFox Male 18-29
    276 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 9:32 am
    Pff I`ve downed a 3 litre bottle of cider at that speed, whatever.
  59. Profile photo of nodar
    nodar Male 18-29
    231 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 10:25 am
    "Something tells me he`s going to regret doing that in a few minutes... for whatever reason..."

    if you watch the extended one he burps and throws up like 5 seconds after hahaha

  60. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    how old is he!?!?!?!
  61. Profile photo of VirtualParty
    VirtualParty Male 18-29
    787 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    How do you drink ANYTHING that fast?
  62. Profile photo of names_hannah
    names_hannah Female 13-17
    60 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    looks like he can deepthroat very well.
  63. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    GO AUSTRALIA
  64. Profile photo of Kryptonite
    Kryptonite Male 18-29
    89 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    you don`t even see him swallow..just look at his neck.
  65. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 13, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    and they called him...THE PELICAN...

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