Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Talk With Mike G

Submitted by: ichamps 8 years ago in Funny

At a press conference today, the AGU announced it will not even acknowledge Mike Greenman until he gets better looking.
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Male 4,290
"Am I the only one who thinks of Soul Calibur when I hear the Onion News theme song?"

Yes.

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Male 4,290
"5 to 6 pushups per night"

Hehehe

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Male 301
COCK PUCHER!!!!!! Steven Sageull at his best.
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Male 134
lol. onion`s funny. good post
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Male 3,915
i always love the onion...WTF IS YOUR PICTURE KAAGAN?
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Male 1,627
lol i love the onion! how can some of you not like it.

thier movie was good to

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Male 418
Well that was pretty stupid all around. I never like the Onion that much. They hit some good stuff every now and then though.
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Female 2,672
this is a kinda lame idea, but it was well done
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Male 376
Somebody needs to give the Onion a lesson on how to do FUNNY satire.
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Female 1,401
F*ck the onion. hate em
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Female 2,258
Hey guys, sorry about the spammers. We get to them as fast as we can. If you happen to notice a spammer, and want to help, you can go into the chatroom and either inform a mod or leave a message if the rooms are empty letting us know that there is a spammer and where you last saw them. Otherwise, it`s probably a good idea to avoid mentioning them in the comments.
Thank you and I hope my modding has been to your liking today.

*steers the conversation back on topic* Not one of their better stories, but I always have a soft spot for The Onion.

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Male 97
"Can we do something about the Female, 18-29, Asia that is spamming the comments?"

Just click on <chat> at the top and tell a mod (I just did). The spammers go away.

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Male 350
Can we do something about the Female, 18-29, Asia
that is spamming the comments?
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Male 695
When the hell did these spammers invade IAB?
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Male 1,360
I`d Hit it.
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Male 260
yawn.
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Male 43
or whatever his loser name was.
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Male 43
shoot, i didnt know my name was mike greenwell.
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Male 1,152
it got to long i didnt even finish it
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Male 1,452
of all websites i expected to have high unreachable standards, IAB was not one of them
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Male 3,425
Haha, that was really funny. But how cna they be called the Attractive Girls Union, only about 3 of them were actually attractive, and one of them had an afro! An afro!
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Male 680
simim23, I didn`t but after listening to it again, I can see how you did :P

Decent clip, would probably help if I knew who Mike Greenman was. Star Wars: Clone Wars Director`s Edition now with an extra 20 minutes of sh*ttiness. :D

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Female 15,763
"Madness!!!"

Madness?

MADNESS!?

THIS IS SAAATIIIIRE!

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Female 4,028
Ha! "Five to six push-ups every night."
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Male 1,002
"Popular girls like that are just like these girls."

Wait.. hold on, so are you saying... that girls who are like the girls in the video are..... and this still sounds crazy to me.. like the girls in the video?! Madness!!!

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Female 1,427
Am I the only one who thinks of Soul Calibur when I hear the Onion News theme song?
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Male 1,452
who ever attacks the onion lives in there basement with there mom, gets into screaming fits with people on WOW and smells like rotten pizza (this rule also applies to people who have claimed that a video is photoshopped)
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Male 2,582
"The Onion is getting very elaborate on their most boring "stories."
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winner.
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Male 3,755
The Amazon chick in the back isn`t very hot.

That was funny as hell. Mike G and I have a lot in common. I`m the king of awkward silence...

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Male 29
Popular girls like that are just like these girls.
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Male 317
As a real life Mike G, I found this to be a big shot to the ego...

and completely untrue, I assure you

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Male 50
<3 onion
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Female 340
The Onion is getting very elaborate on their most boring "stories."
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Female 40
Hilarious.:)
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Male 1,078
pretty lame.
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Female 385
not funny, not really.
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Male 170
But, but, but, I like the Onion..?
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Male 26
this is old
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Male 701
Man, the onion never as anything good..
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Male 176
Link: Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Talk With Mike G [Rate Link] - At a press conference today, the AGU announced it will not even acknowledge Mike Greenman until he gets better looking.
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