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Date: 04/21/09 06:09 PM

40 Responses to Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Talk With Mike G

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    ichamps Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    Link: Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Talk With Mike G - At a press conference today, the AGU announced it will not even acknowledge Mike Greenman until he gets better looking.
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    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    702 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    Man, the onion never as anything good..
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    LLord Male 18-29
    26 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    this is old
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    Happy-dude Male 13-17
    170 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    But, but, but, I like the Onion..?
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    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    not funny, not really.
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    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    pretty lame.
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    amznmmdprncs Female 18-29
    40 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    Hilarious.:)
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    Raccoon Female 18-29
    340 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    The Onion is getting very elaborate on their most boring "stories."
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    kainz Male 18-29
    50 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    <3 onion
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    mikeeegeee Male 18-29
    317 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    As a real life Mike G, I found this to be a big shot to the ego...

    and completely untrue, I assure you

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    ChristianU2b Male 13-17
    29 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    Popular girls like that are just like these girls.
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 9:22 pm
    The Amazon chick in the back isn`t very hot.

    That was funny as hell. Mike G and I have a lot in common. I`m the king of awkward silence...

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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    "The Onion is getting very elaborate on their most boring "stories."
    -----------------------------------
    winner.
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    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 10:25 pm
    who ever attacks the onion lives in there basement with there mom, gets into screaming fits with people on WOW and smells like rotten pizza (this rule also applies to people who have claimed that a video is photoshopped)
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    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 10:51 pm
    Am I the only one who thinks of Soul Calibur when I hear the Onion News theme song?
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    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 11:14 pm
    "Popular girls like that are just like these girls."

    Wait.. hold on, so are you saying... that girls who are like the girls in the video are..... and this still sounds crazy to me.. like the girls in the video?! Madness!!!

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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 11:14 pm
    Ha! "Five to six push-ups every night."
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 11:55 pm
    "Madness!!!"

    Madness?

    MADNESS!?

    THIS IS SAAATIIIIRE!

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    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 11:57 pm
    simim23, I didn`t but after listening to it again, I can see how you did :P

    Decent clip, would probably help if I knew who Mike Greenman was. Star Wars: Clone Wars Director`s Edition now with an extra 20 minutes of sh*ttiness. :D

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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 11:59 pm
    Haha, that was really funny. But how cna they be called the Attractive Girls Union, only about 3 of them were actually attractive, and one of them had an afro! An afro!
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    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 12:32 am
    of all websites i expected to have high unreachable standards, IAB was not one of them
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    unbelievable Male 18-29
    1154 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 1:09 am
    it got to long i didnt even finish it
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    mag316 Male 18-29
    43 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 1:57 am
    shoot, i didnt know my name was mike greenwell.
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    mag316 Male 18-29
    43 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 1:58 am
    or whatever his loser name was.
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    ChrisRlive Male 18-29
    260 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 2:16 am
    yawn.
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    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 2:54 am
    I`d Hit it.
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    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 5:34 am
    When the hell did these spammers invade IAB?
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    icantthink41 Male 18-29
    350 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 5:41 am
    Can we do something about the Female, 18-29, Asia
    that is spamming the comments?
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    themadcap Male 18-29
    97 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 5:55 am
    "Can we do something about the Female, 18-29, Asia that is spamming the comments?"

    Just click on <chat> at the top and tell a mod (I just did). The spammers go away.

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    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2262 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 5:55 am
    Hey guys, sorry about the spammers. We get to them as fast as we can. If you happen to notice a spammer, and want to help, you can go into the chatroom and either inform a mod or leave a message if the rooms are empty letting us know that there is a spammer and where you last saw them. Otherwise, it`s probably a good idea to avoid mentioning them in the comments.
    Thank you and I hope my modding has been to your liking today.

    *steers the conversation back on topic* Not one of their better stories, but I always have a soft spot for The Onion.

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    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 6:13 am
    F*ck the onion. hate em
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    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 6:32 am
    Somebody needs to give the Onion a lesson on how to do FUNNY satire.
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    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    this is a kinda lame idea, but it was well done
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    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    Well that was pretty stupid all around. I never like the Onion that much. They hit some good stuff every now and then though.
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    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1596 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    lol i love the onion! how can some of you not like it.

    thier movie was good to

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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    i always love the onion...WTF IS YOUR PICTURE KAAGAN?
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    RedBrother Male 18-29
    134 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:55 am
    lol. onion`s funny. good post
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    Marcko98 Male 18-29
    301 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 8:02 am
    COCK PUCHER!!!!!! Steven Sageull at his best.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 8:04 am
    "5 to 6 pushups per night"

    Hehehe

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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 8:05 am
    "Am I the only one who thinks of Soul Calibur when I hear the Onion News theme song?"

    Yes.

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