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Date: 04/20/09 06:25 PM

64 Responses to Airplane`s Low Pass Scares Poo Out Of Reporter

  1. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    Link: Airplane`s Low Pass Scares Poo Out Of Reporter - Wait for it, wait for it... NOW!
  2. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    "drat me! drat me!"

    Meh, maybe...

  3. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
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    April 20, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    if he didnt start cursing, i wouldve thought he was the most badass guy ever. finishes the intro, then just sinks quickly into ground.
  4. Profile photo of cleminem9919
    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
    383 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    haha nice.
  5. Profile photo of SoupaMario
    SoupaMario Male 18-29
    221 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    Apparently he wants somebody to fook him.
  6. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    strange phrase to curse with...
  7. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    haha reminds me of Bobby Peru in Wild At Heart
  8. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    I agree with habba, he had a chance at awesome but ended up with loser.

    By the way, this video is ooooooooold. It was the first video that Al Gore posted when he invented the internets.

  9. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
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    April 20, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    ahahahaha!

    Nido is cute!

    I wouldn`t be surprised if that man crapped himself!

  10. Profile photo of crax
    crax Male 18-29
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    April 20, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    Maybe the pilot`s name was Me. "drat Me!!"
  11. Profile photo of Yokel1337
    Yokel1337 Male 18-29
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    April 20, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    camera guy didn`t duck and/or curse
  12. Profile photo of fillemorte
    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    ahhh
  13. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    Good stuff. And great to see Spitfires still in the air. Did as much to win the skies over Europe as the M1 Garand did on the ground.

    The Brits sure did know how to build those birds.

  14. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    low flying airplane!
  15. Profile photo of SGB
    SGB Male 18-29
    156 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    This is my Dad`s favourite internet video of all time...
  16. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    That was terrific, and the spitfire was in the right hands, unbeatable in dog fights.
  17. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    pretty safe to say i would have the same reaction as him
  18. Profile photo of drixishot
    drixishot Male 18-29
    369 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    HA shame
  19. Profile photo of mamerv
    mamerv Male 18-29
    328 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    Ha that would scare me that is for sure.
  20. Profile photo of silversoul46
    silversoul46 Female 18-29
    189 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    I probably wouldn`t have ducked in time
  21. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    April 20, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
  22. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    731 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    WHERE THE F*CK DID THAT PLANE COME FROM?? O__o
  23. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    April 20, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    was he saying "f*ck me" ?
  24. Profile photo of quentinb
    quentinb Male 18-29
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    April 20, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    I`ve been subject to a few low passes myself(some I`m not so proud of, yet still a perk of working at a smaller airport...), and its actually a pretty weird feeling when you don`t see it coming(unlike the cameraman, which might have contributed to his composure). I know you can hear the drone of the engine a bit, but going that fast, you have no real perception of how close it really is until its almost right on you, and it can be pretty scary. It`s even scarier when its not a piston engine, say, maybe, a Cessna Citation II, perhaps, and you`re out working on runway lights... quite a nice mid-day wakeup call...
  25. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
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    April 20, 2009 at 9:23 pm
    put some blades on those wings and you can have the very first melee-plane...
  26. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 9:28 pm
    "Alright, who`s the wise guy that painted `L23` on the back of my shirt!?"
  27. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    April 20, 2009 at 9:33 pm
    I gotta say though, that`s a damn fine pilot, flying that close to the ground.
  28. Profile photo of thunder86
    thunder86 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    I was thinking tomato sauce towards the end but NO....no tomato sauce for you...
  29. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    April 20, 2009 at 10:00 pm
    That is some nice low-level flying, but for anyone who likes aviation, at that level you are in "ground-effect," essentially a cusion of air that smooths out flight at such a low level by decreasing drag and increasing lift - allowing for stable low-level performance.
  30. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    I was expecting a bit more

    and ty Mr have to prove you know stuff about flying

  31. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    April 20, 2009 at 10:47 pm
    Good thing he wasn`t like that girl in the wax museum...
  32. Profile photo of Habute
    Habute Male 18-29
    256 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 12:36 am
    What`s that smell???? oops I think I need new underwear...
  33. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    April 21, 2009 at 1:02 am
    > goaliejerry
    > That is some nice low-level flying... at that level you are in "ground-effect," essentially a cushion of air that smooths out flight at such a low level by decreasing drag and increasing lift

    Wow, so, like if you`re heading straight for the ground in a plane and you`re one foot away from it, the lift gets stronger and stronger the closer you get and you don`t crash?

  34. Profile photo of asjomaha
    asjomaha Female 30-39
    153 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 2:42 am
    no poop? I expect a little more than just surprise!
  35. Profile photo of mike3027
    mike3027 Male 18-29
    52 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:41 am
    I dont think it counts if the nose of a plane is headed for the ground Lionheart. I believe the plane would have more life capability if right side up, not in a death dive with your nose first.
  36. Profile photo of BobbyJenkins
    BobbyJenkins Female 18-29
    106 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:09 am
    You can hear the camera guy crap himself too
  37. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 6:18 am
    His request for sexual congress would not be well received considering the suspicious yellow trickle near his naughty bits.
  38. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 6:18 am
    "Fk me!! Fk me! Hahaha, woah, fk me!"

    Was he really scared or does he just need sum luvvin?

  39. Profile photo of mischief83
    mischief83 Male 18-29
    186 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 6:19 am
    WOW! I think the camera guy must have ducked which made the announcer duck too
  40. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9259 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 7:19 am
    Can somebody please ban rosy33 please already? She (he?) is getting on my flipin nerves.
  41. Profile photo of DertMerchant
    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 8:39 am
    wow that was some crazy low flying poo
  42. Profile photo of Jilana
    Jilana Female 13-17
    254 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 9:22 am
    AGit wins for realz.
  43. Profile photo of SherbertFizz
    SherbertFizz Female 18-29
    277 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 9:28 am
    Im feeling there was a subliminal messaging in there.
  44. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 9:47 am
    Wow.
  45. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 9:50 am
    That was a close one.
  46. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 10:00 am
    Is it healthy to be saying "drat me" like that
  47. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 10:41 am
    Well he really wants to be f*cked!
  48. Profile photo of JimboH
    JimboH Male 30-39
    603 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 11:38 am
    "It really wasn`t that low. I used to shoot wamprats with my T-16 back home, and they weren`t much bigger than two meters. Blah, blah, blah..."

    I don`t even have to read the board to know there are posts saying that this wasn`t that low.

    (If there aren`t any, then I`m just having a pissy day and apologize for my lack of faith in humanity.)

  49. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    The pilot probably crashed from laughing so much.
  50. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    Oh wow. Yea the pilot must be ROFLing, (thats why he couldn`t steer)
  51. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    that was badass...
  52. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    omg that was fucdchen close man,, it scared me and i knew it was coming
  53. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    wow lol
  54. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    Fook me? Fook YOU!
  55. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    Ahahaha, Harry. xDDD Austin Powers, right?
  56. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    Haha that`s great
  57. Profile photo of quentinb
    quentinb Male 18-29
    193 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    "I dont think it counts if the nose of a plane is headed for the ground Lionheart. I believe the plane would have more life capability if right side up, not in a death dive with your nose first."

    Exactly. In groundschool we learned that ground effect starts getting to its strongest at a distance of about half your wingspan above the ground. Its harder to explain than to just feel, but it allows you to go slower without stalling. Which helps with both takeoffs and landings. Also, the faster you go, the more pronounced the effect, which can be fun...

  58. Profile photo of Killerbunn
    Killerbunn Male 13-17
    101 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    HA HA drat ME!!!
  59. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    LOL
  60. Profile photo of rodrigorenzo
    rodrigorenzo Male 18-29
    355 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 8:40 am
    "Airplane`s Low Pass Scares Poo Out Of Reporter"
    what a ridiculous puritane title.
  61. Profile photo of silvers1188
    silvers1188 Male 18-29
    37 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    A rodrigorenzo IDK if you`ve noticed yet but this site has a mature language filter, so...let`s test it:

    F*ck = drat
    Sh*t = poo
    B*tch = Bitch
    D*mn = Damn
    *ss = Ass
    (Now some words that might be filtered)
    C*nt = mean person
    C*ck = rooster
    H*ll = Hell

  62. Profile photo of silvers1188
    silvers1188 Male 18-29
    37 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    LOL, i wasn`t expecting C*nt to be translated into mean person (C U N T)
  63. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    Ok then
  64. Profile photo of Fancylady13
    Fancylady13 Female 13-17
    23 posts
    April 27, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    ha he said F U C K me

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