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Date: 04/03/09 07:29 PM

77 Responses to 911! I`m Locked In My Car! [Actual 911 Call]

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    gknierim Male 30-39
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    April 3, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    Link: 911! I`m Locked In My Car! - Woman calls 911 because she is locked inside her car. No April Fools here.
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    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    xD
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    April 3, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    Oh my god how did the operator not laugh. D: I so would`ve!
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    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    anyone else remember the blondstar thing from a few years ago? EXACTLY like this situation, except it was a joke.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrt2q6Mpe...

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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    Head-the-f*cking-desk. Holy Christ, I give up on the species.
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    jenbits Female 18-29
    20 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    Wow, this almost makes me ashamed of my gender. That being said, I feel quite genius in comparison.
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    dance4life Female 18-29
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    April 3, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    if i were the operator i would have laughed my ass off at this lady. seriously, this is the biggest blonde moment i`ve ever seen
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    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    Bahahahahahahahaha it`s real-life Family Guy!

    /facedesk

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    GAMERBOY260 Male 13-17
    129 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    Operator to lady "Mam how did u get you license you have to accully have to have an i.q over 80
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    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    Probably better then the prank calls they normally get.
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    zazuch Male 18-29
    286 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:07 pm
    this cant be real....no one is really that ignorant are they?
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    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    wow lol i know people that stupid tho
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    Tia-Shadow Female 18-29
    366 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    Wowz..
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    HuskysTiger Male 18-29
    630 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    lmao davy.
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    aliachloe Female 13-17
    198 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    It`s real, this happened in Florida and it was on the news. They checked because they thought it was fake too.
    There was a man talking about fiber, regularity, and colon cancer screenings on also. Go figure.
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    Now she has to call AAA to get the door closed, hope they don`t lock her in though.
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    whtevr Female 40-49
    915 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    It`s real, this happened in Florida and it was on the news. They checked because they thought it was fake too.
    There was a man talking about fiber, regularity, and colon cancer screenings on also. Go figure.

    OMG! I was just wondering if this was in Florida!

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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    "Oh my god how did the operator not laugh. D: I
    so would`ve!"

    lol i was going to agree and then i though.. no, hang on, I would be like "...what?.. you`re kidding right?" lol and then STILL be scratching my head after we hung up

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    maputo Male 40-49
    78 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    I was doing a carry out for a customer once. She began pressing the button on the remote on her keyring, but it was out of juice. She began freaking out because she couldn`t get into her car without the remote, at least until I suggested she try the key instead.
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    HorsesRule Female 13-17
    368 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:09 pm
    "umm just-just pull the litttle lock up"
    "ya, i already did that and, oh, uh., im fine"
    :)
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    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 10:29 pm
    "nothing electrical is working..."

    yeah....is the key in the ignition?

    "yeah."

    did you turn it?

    "ya, i already did that and, oh, it started"

    GO FIGURE!! *SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! CLLLICK!*

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    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 12:05 am
    Some people are good under pressure.....Others....aren`t.
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    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 12:09 am
    It`s America, it`s BOUND to happen sometime..
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    pighumper Male 30-39
    338 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 12:17 am
    o, oh k. lol
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    Jeski Female 18-29
    27 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 12:43 am
    She sounds like the "rainbows in our water" lady from youtube
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    Sukru Male 18-29
    87 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 12:59 am
    Wow...no way. Forced tubes tied please.
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    Moperyman Male 18-29
    56 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 2:08 am
    Chemical Castration for her, and the removal of all children from the house who are then given to good intellgent parents for reprogramming
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    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 2:10 am
    LOL
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    bonzoello Male 18-29
    228 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 2:35 am
    This is in Florida, of course. John Young Parkway is in the Orlando area.
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2508 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 3:22 am
    I recall an old joke about drummers that goes...
    "What happened when the bassist locked his keys in the car?"

    "It took 2 hours to get the drummer out!"

    Of course I never thought I would live to see the day when someone would actually lock themselves IN a car.

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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 4:43 am
    Definately needs to be taken out of the genepool and not allowed to raise kids. I think we can afford to start trimming the herd now.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 6:01 am
    Wow, Americans are retarded.

    (NB - I don`t actually think Americans are retarded, but I`ve been waiting for an opportunity since all the smug "Dumb Brit" comments from Americans in the Real Hustle thread. I knew I wouldn`t have to wait very long.)

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    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 6:04 am
    yeah, i live near john young parkway. i am horrified that we have people this idiotic attempting to function so close by.
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    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 6:06 am
    SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!
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    M364N Female 18-29
    209 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 6:22 am
    wow really??
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    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 6:36 am
    almightybob1: I love your name. That is all.
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 6:53 am
    o wow
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    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 7:15 am
    wow...i applaud the operator`s patience. if it were me i would`ve...well i would have lost my job
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    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 7:17 am
    where`s the face-palm icon?
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    admisaok Male 18-29
    516 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 7:47 am
    she sounds kinda old. old enough to have grown up without power locks
  41. Profile photo of Samela
    Samela Female 18-29
    192 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 7:54 am
    I worked as a grocery bagger in high school and I once had to teach an elderly gentleman how to unlock his BACK doors. Those had no key hole and you COULDN`T pull up on the lock because it was short, it had to be done electronically and he just could not figure that one out on his own.
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    Reverend7x Male 13-17
    96 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 8:01 am
    v(*_*)v....Kirby is not impressed by this lady`s intelligence.
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    roxidied Female 13-17
    322 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 8:42 am
    Bless her...She was embarassed at the end and apologised. She was probably just panicing under pressure..at least it wasn`t a prank..`cause those morons who make prank calls to emergency services are the ones who really waste valuable time.
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    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 8:48 am
    OMFG. . .

    There are no words to express the utter craziness that I just heard.

    *facepalm*

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    enzo213 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 8:59 am
    What I wanted to hear: "Alright ma`am, we`re dispatching a therapist to see if you need to be put in a padded room."
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    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 9:16 am
    Florida - The Facepalm State XD
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    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 9:20 am
    This actually happened back in high school--we were out practicing baseball, when we became aware of a girl in her car in the parking lot waving frantically & trying to get our attention. Seems she had locked herself in. We all stood there for a minute, then the couch shakes his head dourly and points to her door lock and mimes pulling it upward. Yes, she was blond. Good times.
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    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 9:36 am
    "but I`ve been waiting for an opportunity since all the smug "Dumb Brit" comments from Americans in the Real Hustle thread"

    Can`t believe I missed that!! Would have found all the clips of them in Vegas conning the Americans left, right and centre!

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    screaminbean Male 13-17
    363 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 10:19 am
    I bet she facepalmed all over herself. what an idiot. i think the nice men in white need to pay her a visit.
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    cheapnbeefy Female 18-29
    70 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 10:29 am
    Ummm, I really do not think this lady needs to see a therapist, or have her tube ties. Let`s think about it, your electronic stuff isn`t working, your car won`t start, if it was starting to get hot inside and she really wasn`t feeling good, she was most likely freaking out. I`m guessing she completely forgot about the fact you can pull the lock up in the heat of the moment, I don`t think the woman is actually stupid. You can tell she felt stupid at the end when she was silent and appoligized.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 11:13 am
    How can anyone be that dumb? I mean, I thought it was impossible to be that stupid.
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    tazman321 Male 13-17
    190 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 11:48 am
    wow. people are stupid.
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    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    You guys are cruel. We`ve all done shameful, idiotic things in our lives (and those that detest it probably were the most idiotic of them all), this lady just panicked and called 911. It`s funny, but, hell, if she should get "chemically castrated" then so should the rest of the human population! Nobodies perfect, cuz let`s face it, a perfect person wouldn`t have a mean thing to say about this woman.
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1655 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    I find this quite inspiring:
    No matter how much you fail, if you`re not as bad as her, you`re still ok.
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    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    lmao.
    i would have just burst out laughing if i was the 911 operator.
  56. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    lol, americans these days. tut tut tut.
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    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    "Can`t believe I missed that!! Would have found all the clips of them in Vegas conning the Americans left, right and centre!"
    Yeah, i couldnt believe how many americans falled for these tricks. one guy managed to pay for some $1000 jewlery with blank bits of paper, now i dont think that was a scam, just stupidity.

    btw. average american IQ: 98
    average Engish IQ: 100

  58. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    *fell
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    Faith13HF Male 13-17
    75 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 4:57 pm
    For f***`s sake JoeYC;

    You speak as if the only idiots in the world are in America, if thats seriously what you believe, then OPEN YOUR F***ING EYES. Whatever the f*** it was that made you hate America in the first place, I suggest you drop it, you thick f***.
    All I have EVER seen you do is comment on America`s stupidity. F***`s sake, in case you havent noticed PEOPLE in general are idiots, the fact that someone was born in a nation that you dont like MEANS N-O-T-H-I-N-G.

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    duhastchris Male 18-29
    88 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    omg how dumb can u get if i wass the 911 operator i too would of been laughing my head of and i would of called every one over to listen
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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    oh. my. god. possibly the most stupid woman i have ever heard of in my entire life.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    "i`ll see if i can get AAA or something..."

    what more did she need??

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    SweetSummer Female 18-29
    52 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    ...wow.

    Keep in mind guys, these people can VOTE.

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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 8:35 pm
    the funny thing being here, shes a women, and u knooo she voted for obama.
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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    fell

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    JoeYC
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    83 Posts Saturday, April 04, 2009 4:26:55 PM
    "Can`t believe I missed that!! Would have found all the clips of them in Vegas conning the Americans left, right and centre!"
    Yeah, i couldnt believe how many americans falled for these tricks. one guy managed to pay for some $1000 jewlery with blank bits of paper, now i dont think that was a scam, just stupidity.
    btw. average american IQ: 98
    average Engish IQ: 100

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    JoeYC
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    83 Posts Saturday, April 04, 2009 4:21:59 PM
    lol, americans these days. tut tut tut.

    right right, well how about we exchange adresses my good sir? no? well evidently u think ur quite attractive while i am a flying piece of spider toast. have fun in 50 years when sharia law has taken over britain.

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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    also joe, if u really do hate america u only hate us cuz we`re better and invented 80% of the stuff ever and our military would rape urs
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    R33MIX Male 13-17
    77 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    Guy below me fails...HARD
    80% of stuff...eh? lol
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    R33MIX Male 13-17
    77 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 10:22 pm
    Hey Joe
    I`ve met more than a handful of idotic brits. (No offense to Britain) Stop generalizing one country just cause you`ve seen a few clips or read some articles about someone doing something stupid. Seriously there`s stupid people all over the world.
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    macbrown Female 18-29
    15 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 1:09 am
    I`d like to say that at least us Americans have better teeth than the Brits...
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 3:30 am
    Ha! I was suddenly reminded of Family Guy, when Peter gets "locked" in his car, with the keys outside. HA! :-P
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    lloyd525 Male 13-17
    98 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 4:24 am
    @macbrown
    STFU

    @everyone else
    americans are stupid. brits are stupid.
    americans get locked in their own cars. britian deep fried the mars bar. both stupid.

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    WildJackass Male 13-17
    1 post
    April 5, 2009 at 6:03 am
    actually lloyd525 its Scotland that deep fat fry mars bars, English arent that much of fatasses...
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    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    I saw the first picture with the lock on the car and I was like, "Well, that`s a perfectly good reason to call 911." Then I heard the ending.
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    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 10:52 pm
    I hate it that some helpdesk operators treat everyone as if they were this dumb. "Is your computer on?"

    But ok, she`s forgiven, at least it seems like she noticed how stupid that was.

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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    April 12, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    What`s this about a deep fried Mars bar?
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    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    September 8, 2009 at 11:46 am
    that is just gold
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    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    June 20, 2010 at 6:10 pm
    i would have called my mom. : )

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