911! I`m Locked In My Car! [Actual 911 Call]

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Woman calls 911 because she is locked inside her car. No April Fools here.
There are 77 comments:
Female 735
i would have called my mom. : )
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Male 1,196
that is just gold
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Female 2,064
What`s this about a deep fried Mars bar?
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Male 593
I hate it that some helpdesk operators treat everyone as if they were this dumb. "Is your computer on?"

But ok, she`s forgiven, at least it seems like she noticed how stupid that was.

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Male 564
I saw the first picture with the lock on the car and I was like, "Well, that`s a perfectly good reason to call 911." Then I heard the ending.
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Male 1
actually lloyd525 its Scotland that deep fat fry mars bars, English arent that much of fatasses...
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Male 98
@macbrown
STFU

@everyone else
americans are stupid. brits are stupid.
americans get locked in their own cars. britian deep fried the mars bar. both stupid.

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Female 4,028
Ha! I was suddenly reminded of Family Guy, when Peter gets "locked" in his car, with the keys outside. HA! :-P
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Female 15
I`d like to say that at least us Americans have better teeth than the Brits...
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Male 77
Hey Joe
I`ve met more than a handful of idotic brits. (No offense to Britain) Stop generalizing one country just cause you`ve seen a few clips or read some articles about someone doing something stupid. Seriously there`s stupid people all over the world.
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Male 77
Guy below me fails...HARD
80% of stuff...eh? lol
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Male 1,089
also joe, if u really do hate america u only hate us cuz we`re better and invented 80% of the stuff ever and our military would rape urs
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Male 1,089
fell

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JoeYC
Male, 18-29, Europe
83 Posts Saturday, April 04, 2009 4:26:55 PM
"Can`t believe I missed that!! Would have found all the clips of them in Vegas conning the Americans left, right and centre!"
Yeah, i couldnt believe how many americans falled for these tricks. one guy managed to pay for some $1000 jewlery with blank bits of paper, now i dont think that was a scam, just stupidity.
btw. average american IQ: 98
average Engish IQ: 100

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JoeYC
Male, 18-29, Europe
83 Posts Saturday, April 04, 2009 4:21:59 PM
lol, americans these days. tut tut tut.

right right, well how about we exchange adresses my good sir? no? well evidently u think ur quite attractive while i am a flying piece of spider toast. have fun in 50 years when sharia law has taken over britain.

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Male 1,089
the funny thing being here, shes a women, and u knooo she voted for obama.
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Female 52
...wow.

Keep in mind guys, these people can VOTE.

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Male 3,915
"i`ll see if i can get AAA or something..."

what more did she need??

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Female 1,082
oh. my. god. possibly the most stupid woman i have ever heard of in my entire life.
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Male 88
omg how dumb can u get if i wass the 911 operator i too would of been laughing my head of and i would of called every one over to listen
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Male 75
For f***`s sake JoeYC;

You speak as if the only idiots in the world are in America, if thats seriously what you believe, then OPEN YOUR F***ING EYES. Whatever the f*** it was that made you hate America in the first place, I suggest you drop it, you thick f***.
All I have EVER seen you do is comment on America`s stupidity. F***`s sake, in case you havent noticed PEOPLE in general are idiots, the fact that someone was born in a nation that you dont like MEANS N-O-T-H-I-N-G.

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Male 721
*fell
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Male 721
"Can`t believe I missed that!! Would have found all the clips of them in Vegas conning the Americans left, right and centre!"
Yeah, i couldnt believe how many americans falled for these tricks. one guy managed to pay for some $1000 jewlery with blank bits of paper, now i dont think that was a scam, just stupidity.

btw. average american IQ: 98
average Engish IQ: 100

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Male 721
lol, americans these days. tut tut tut.
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Male 1,078
lmao.
i would have just burst out laughing if i was the 911 operator.
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Female 1,653
I find this quite inspiring:
No matter how much you fail, if you`re not as bad as her, you`re still ok.
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Male 672
You guys are cruel. We`ve all done shameful, idiotic things in our lives (and those that detest it probably were the most idiotic of them all), this lady just panicked and called 911. It`s funny, but, hell, if she should get "chemically castrated" then so should the rest of the human population! Nobodies perfect, cuz let`s face it, a perfect person wouldn`t have a mean thing to say about this woman.
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Male 189
wow. people are stupid.
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Female 2,120
How can anyone be that dumb? I mean, I thought it was impossible to be that stupid.
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Female 70
Ummm, I really do not think this lady needs to see a therapist, or have her tube ties. Let`s think about it, your electronic stuff isn`t working, your car won`t start, if it was starting to get hot inside and she really wasn`t feeling good, she was most likely freaking out. I`m guessing she completely forgot about the fact you can pull the lock up in the heat of the moment, I don`t think the woman is actually stupid. You can tell she felt stupid at the end when she was silent and appoligized.
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Male 363
I bet she facepalmed all over herself. what an idiot. i think the nice men in white need to pay her a visit.
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Female 495
"but I`ve been waiting for an opportunity since all the smug "Dumb Brit" comments from Americans in the Real Hustle thread"

Can`t believe I missed that!! Would have found all the clips of them in Vegas conning the Americans left, right and centre!

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Male 690
This actually happened back in high school--we were out practicing baseball, when we became aware of a girl in her car in the parking lot waving frantically & trying to get our attention. Seems she had locked herself in. We all stood there for a minute, then the couch shakes his head dourly and points to her door lock and mimes pulling it upward. Yes, she was blond. Good times.
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Male 512
Florida - The Facepalm State XD
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Male 100
What I wanted to hear: "Alright ma`am, we`re dispatching a therapist to see if you need to be put in a padded room."
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Female 1,436
OMFG. . .

There are no words to express the utter craziness that I just heard.

*facepalm*

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Female 322
Bless her...She was embarassed at the end and apologised. She was probably just panicing under pressure..at least it wasn`t a prank..`cause those morons who make prank calls to emergency services are the ones who really waste valuable time.
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Male 96
v(*_*)v....Kirby is not impressed by this lady`s intelligence.
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Female 192
I worked as a grocery bagger in high school and I once had to teach an elderly gentleman how to unlock his BACK doors. Those had no key hole and you COULDN`T pull up on the lock because it was short, it had to be done electronically and he just could not figure that one out on his own.
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Male 516
she sounds kinda old. old enough to have grown up without power locks
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Female 961
where`s the face-palm icon?
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Female 961
wow...i applaud the operator`s patience. if it were me i would`ve...well i would have lost my job
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Male 4,393
o wow
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Female 528
almightybob1: I love your name. That is all.
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Female 209
wow really??
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Male 1,140
SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!
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Female 1,158
yeah, i live near john young parkway. i am horrified that we have people this idiotic attempting to function so close by.
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Male 4,290
Wow, Americans are retarded.

(NB - I don`t actually think Americans are retarded, but I`ve been waiting for an opportunity since all the smug "Dumb Brit" comments from Americans in the Real Hustle thread. I knew I wouldn`t have to wait very long.)

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Male 1,929
Definately needs to be taken out of the genepool and not allowed to raise kids. I think we can afford to start trimming the herd now.
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Male 2,521
I recall an old joke about drummers that goes...
"What happened when the bassist locked his keys in the car?"

"It took 2 hours to get the drummer out!"

Of course I never thought I would live to see the day when someone would actually lock themselves IN a car.

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Male 228
This is in Florida, of course. John Young Parkway is in the Orlando area.
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Male 1,623
LOL
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Male 56
Chemical Castration for her, and the removal of all children from the house who are then given to good intellgent parents for reprogramming
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Male 87
Wow...no way. Forced tubes tied please.
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Female 27
She sounds like the "rainbows in our water" lady from youtube
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Male 338
o, oh k. lol
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Male 680
It`s America, it`s BOUND to happen sometime..
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Male 2,238
Some people are good under pressure.....Others....aren`t.
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Male 610
"nothing electrical is working..."

yeah....is the key in the ignition?

"yeah."

did you turn it?

"ya, i already did that and, oh, it started"

GO FIGURE!! *SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! CLLLICK!*

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Female 368
"umm just-just pull the litttle lock up"
"ya, i already did that and, oh, uh., im fine"
:)
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Male 78
I was doing a carry out for a customer once. She began pressing the button on the remote on her keyring, but it was out of juice. She began freaking out because she couldn`t get into her car without the remote, at least until I suggested she try the key instead.
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Female 4,197
"Oh my god how did the operator not laugh. D: I
so would`ve!"

lol i was going to agree and then i though.. no, hang on, I would be like "...what?.. you`re kidding right?" lol and then STILL be scratching my head after we hung up

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Female 913
It`s real, this happened in Florida and it was on the news. They checked because they thought it was fake too.
There was a man talking about fiber, regularity, and colon cancer screenings on also. Go figure.

OMG! I was just wondering if this was in Florida!

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Male 2,582
Now she has to call AAA to get the door closed, hope they don`t lock her in though.
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Female 198
It`s real, this happened in Florida and it was on the news. They checked because they thought it was fake too.
There was a man talking about fiber, regularity, and colon cancer screenings on also. Go figure.
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Male 629
lmao davy.
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Female 365
Wowz..
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Male 1,629
wow lol i know people that stupid tho
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Male 286
this cant be real....no one is really that ignorant are they?
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Male 430
Probably better then the prank calls they normally get.
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Male 129
Operator to lady "Mam how did u get you license you have to accully have to have an i.q over 80
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Male 512
Bahahahahahahahaha it`s real-life Family Guy!

/facedesk

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Female 209
if i were the operator i would have laughed my ass off at this lady. seriously, this is the biggest blonde moment i`ve ever seen
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Female 19
Wow, this almost makes me ashamed of my gender. That being said, I feel quite genius in comparison.
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Male 12,138
Head-the-f*cking-desk. Holy Christ, I give up on the species.
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Female 1,306
anyone else remember the blondstar thing from a few years ago? EXACTLY like this situation, except it was a joke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrt2q6Mpe...

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Female 15,763
Oh my god how did the operator not laugh. D: I so would`ve!
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Female 646
xD
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Male 1
Link: 911! I`m Locked In My Car! [Actual 911 Call] [Rate Link] - Woman calls 911 because she is locked inside her car. No April Fools here.
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