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Date: 04/18/09 03:31 PM

30 Responses to 5 Super Powers You Can Have Today!

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 10:14 am
    Link: 5 Super Powers You Can Have Today! - We all want to be superhuman, and you can start right now! Here are 5 devices that can lend the average man abilities.
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    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 10:20 am
    I want camera eyes now.
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    moojuiceman Male 18-29
    924 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 10:22 am
    great! now all i need is to clone myself into 5000 miniature slaves and i can rule the world!
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    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 10:32 am
    the eye thing was the coolest.
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    silv134 Male 30-39
    120 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 10:44 am
    now I have to cut my legs off and shot my eyes out and Ill be set, sweet.....
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 10:50 am
    Meh, they didn`t mention Viagra or Alcohol Or Viagrohol (A simple combination of the two).
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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 11:16 am
    The neat invisibility thing was fascinating.
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    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 11:48 am
    WARNING ATOM ALERT!
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 11:52 am
    the invisibility thing is cool if you dont notice the huge camera and projector following the invisible guy all around
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    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 11:56 am
    So, I saw ATOM and went, "Well drat..."
    But that was actually alright.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    Everyone complains their ass off about Atom, yet they continually get high ratings on I-A-B.

    I swear it`s just cool to hate now or something.

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    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    I know.
    I don`t understand... was there a news release that we should all hate Atom or something?
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    LOL I know right opie.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    If I could have a super power, I`d want to be Buffetman -- able to eat anything, anytime, any quantity without gaining weight or dropping dead of a stroke or heart attack.
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    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    um they aren`t really super powers?
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    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    Since when being half-blind is a super power? It`s not like those eyeball-cameras transmit an image into your brain with cool effects and auto-targetting or something. And those legless guys are likely to be outrun by a terrifying super villain on a bicycle.
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    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    This is AWESOME.
    I really want these things now xD
    The downside of invisibility though: pedobear can be watching you without you knowing. O_O
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    "Since when being half-blind is a super power? It`s not like those eyeball-cameras transmit an image into your brain with cool effects and auto-targetting or something."

    True, but the first working commercial system of that type went live over 6 years ago (the first prototype goes back to 1978, but wasn`t practical due to the lack of small enough computers). The patient lost both eyes in accidents and had cameras transmitting images into his brain. Seriously. Computers inside his skull, connected to his brain, jack sockets in his skull, cameras feeding to the cranial computers through the jack sockets. His vision is crap, but that`s better than total blindness. The inventor of the system is dead, but development continues. It should lead to superhuman vision in time - it`s not as though things such as night vision and zoom are new to cameras.

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    Kyhole Male 13-17
    74 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    i want every one of them. yes i would sacrifice both of my legs and my eye for that poo
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    nibbled Male 18-29
    40 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    sign me up for a bit of that active camo...
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    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    maybe the eye, not the legs and poo DUDE IM SPIDERMAN!... oh yeah and the invisibility is nice too
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    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    702 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    You people should start hating things just because they come from Atom, give them a chance at least.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 1:05 am
    Wow, I want an eyeball camera.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 1:06 am
    And IMO atom is actually very funny. Way better than your precious cracked.com, the articles are funny and don`t drag on. There. I said it. Now can we all grow up.
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    ok, so, was i the only one who found his sense of humor really annoying?? yea, gimme that active camo and the eye cam... heheheh
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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    I was listening to Scatman John`s "Invisible Man" when I read the part about invisibility.
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    vooper Female 13-17
    109 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    I know I would take out that eye in the gym and wipe it off with a towel and observe the ensuing halarity
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    smo Female 18-29
    351 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 3:26 am
    With the eyeball camera...would he have time to watch everything he does? wouldnt his eye be re recording it?
    would you need a epic memory on your hardrive?
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    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 10:37 am
    All the stupid penis jokes, and then no stupid POV porno joke about the camera eyeball? He really missed an opportunity there.
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    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    611 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 8:26 am
    "Oh God, it looks like he went to pull a contact out and got carried away! Jesus, man! Put it back! PUT IT BAAAACK!"

    ^^haha. it made me chuckle.

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