5 Super Powers You Can Have Today!

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Entertainment
http://community.atom.com/Post/Building-a-Superman-5-Super-Powers-You-Can-Have-Today/03EFBFFFF0182C7B8000800B6F7D6/

We all want to be superhuman, and you can start right now! Here are 5 devices that can lend the average man abilities.
There are 30 comments:
Female 609
"Oh God, it looks like he went to pull a contact out and got carried away! Jesus, man! Put it back! PUT IT BAAAACK!"

^^haha. it made me chuckle.

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Male 1,106
All the stupid penis jokes, and then no stupid POV porno joke about the camera eyeball? He really missed an opportunity there.
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Female 351
With the eyeball camera...would he have time to watch everything he does? wouldnt his eye be re recording it?
would you need a epic memory on your hardrive?
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Female 109
I know I would take out that eye in the gym and wipe it off with a towel and observe the ensuing halarity
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Female 2,064
I was listening to Scatman John`s "Invisible Man" when I read the part about invisibility.
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Male 2,748
ok, so, was i the only one who found his sense of humor really annoying?? yea, gimme that active camo and the eye cam... heheheh
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Male 3,425
And IMO atom is actually very funny. Way better than your precious cracked.com, the articles are funny and don`t drag on. There. I said it. Now can we all grow up.
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Male 3,425
Wow, I want an eyeball camera.
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Male 701
You people should start hating things just because they come from Atom, give them a chance at least.
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Male 1,140
maybe the eye, not the legs and poo DUDE IM SPIDERMAN!... oh yeah and the invisibility is nice too
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Male 40
sign me up for a bit of that active camo...
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Male 74
i want every one of them. yes i would sacrifice both of my legs and my eye for that poo
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Male 12,365
"Since when being half-blind is a super power? It`s not like those eyeball-cameras transmit an image into your brain with cool effects and auto-targetting or something."

True, but the first working commercial system of that type went live over 6 years ago (the first prototype goes back to 1978, but wasn`t practical due to the lack of small enough computers). The patient lost both eyes in accidents and had cameras transmitting images into his brain. Seriously. Computers inside his skull, connected to his brain, jack sockets in his skull, cameras feeding to the cranial computers through the jack sockets. His vision is crap, but that`s better than total blindness. The inventor of the system is dead, but development continues. It should lead to superhuman vision in time - it`s not as though things such as night vision and zoom are new to cameras.

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Female 2,044
This is AWESOME.
I really want these things now xD
The downside of invisibility though: pedobear can be watching you without you knowing. O_O
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Male 588
Since when being half-blind is a super power? It`s not like those eyeball-cameras transmit an image into your brain with cool effects and auto-targetting or something. And those legless guys are likely to be outrun by a terrifying super villain on a bicycle.
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Male 2,076
um they aren`t really super powers?
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Male 15,832
If I could have a super power, I`d want to be Buffetman -- able to eat anything, anytime, any quantity without gaining weight or dropping dead of a stroke or heart attack.
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Female 9,400
LOL I know right opie.
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Male 626
I know.
I don`t understand... was there a news release that we should all hate Atom or something?
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Female 15,763
Everyone complains their ass off about Atom, yet they continually get high ratings on I-A-B.

I swear it`s just cool to hate now or something.

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Male 392
So, I saw ATOM and went, "Well drat..."
But that was actually alright.
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Male 2,855
the invisibility thing is cool if you dont notice the huge camera and projector following the invisible guy all around
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Male 586
WARNING ATOM ALERT!
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Female 1,984
The neat invisibility thing was fascinating.
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Male 3,431
Meh, they didn`t mention Viagra or Alcohol Or Viagrohol (A simple combination of the two).
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Male 120
now I have to cut my legs off and shot my eyes out and Ill be set, sweet.....
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Female 650
the eye thing was the coolest.
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Male 924
great! now all i need is to clone myself into 5000 miniature slaves and i can rule the world!
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Male 506
I want camera eyes now.
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Male 19,838
Link: 5 Super Powers You Can Have Today! [Rate Link] - We all want to be superhuman, and you can start right now! Here are 5 devices that can lend the average man abilities.
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