5 Pics Of Faux Gangsters And Their Cash Money

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
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Male 188
since when are guidos gangster?
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Female 75
I`m so hood, I wear my pants around my knees
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Male 59
the future of humanity grows dimmer with these people
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Female 10
Hahahah 17 bucks... yes sir.. you are true ballin
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Female 2,064
Haha, I knew 3 would be here! I have the motivational poster version of it saved to my computer. It`s hilarious.
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Female 1,403
How is this guy not included?
http://www.dlisted.com/node/30754
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Female 8
Its kind of sad that Number 3 thinks he is gangster with $17 dollars.
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Male 4
God dammit... I hate people...
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Female 362
Number five looks gay.

This would have been funnier if it was Monopoly money. :D

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Female 72
LOL It`s freakish that the 2nd one looks a bit like my friendy Daniel!!! But he doesn`t act like that and he`s WAY taller.
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Male 89
fail. that last one wore a glove on the hand that ISN`T touching a gun...
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Female 149
My roommate and I are much, much more badass than these dweebs.

Obviously.
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=25k3ok8&...

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Male 30
that 4th one had a butt load of cash
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Female 124
l0ad1d.
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Male 14
that last one looks like a pansy!
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Female 56
HAHAHA

$17. Man, you`re rollin` in the dough.

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Male 30
1st:is he...is he a stripper o.o
2nd:o hes bad ass with his 2 inch pistol
3rd:wow...17 dollars that`s gangster man
4th:this guys the closet one by far at least hes got a few thousand dollars
5th: i suppose he was going for gangsta but i think he just told us about a few of side jobs who knows maybe he partners with the first guy
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Male 228
i been had money!!!
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Male 895
lol, everyting in those is just wrong
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Male 404
number one is white...
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Male 1,162
"I got 17 dollas foo! Whadup!"
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Male 303
whats the point in posting yourselves with $10 and $20 bills. Its just stupid.

Get some real cash and post some with $1,000 and $10,000 and see if anybody cares then.

And yes that is a laser attachment on the pistol.

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Female 164
hahaha the third one
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Female 323
dolla dolla bill yall. number one is hott.
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Male 91
Dogmrn7, why would someone photoshop that?

I think you`ll find the grey attachment is a clip on laser sight.

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Male 22
lol the last one was for once photoshoped look at the gun its two slides for 2 different 9mm handguns and one of his fingers goes through the black one.
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Female 68
they look pretty retarded to me.
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Female 152
Lol at the dude that got only $17 dollas
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Male 428
well, that pretty much sums up my school right there.
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Female 15,763
Am I gangsta if I dressed up like an "exotic dancer" for Halloween (the stay-at-home Halloween party, for the outside trick-or-treat one I was a piece of wrapped candy or something) and had dollar bills sticking out of my skirt when I was like 9?

Oh my god, was I secretly a slutty 9 year old!? D:

I`d rather be gansta...

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Male 566
#1 is compensating until his gay porn career starts
#2 most likely to actually cap someone
#3 HAHHAAA 17$ makes a sad ass gangsta LMFAO
#4 bidnessman
#5 yeah drink yer crappy belvedere & pass out, so i can take your guns & money you douche
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Female 472
I have to agree with osirisascend. Good summary. lol
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Male 3,058
And will a mod please swing the BanHammer at Toxicityrckr?
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Female 231
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that was sad
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Male 282
haha #3 has a motivational poster that says 17 DOLLARS now thats gangsta. i loled
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Male 3,058
#1 is a suburban kid who listens to too much rap.
#2 just needs to get slapped.
#3 has a whopping $17.
#4 is most likely the real deal(er).
#5 is your typical NJ/LI guido douchebag.

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Male 14,331
Why #5 wearing one glove not to metion on the hand with the vodka not the gun?
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Female 70
the 3rd kid down has $17
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Female 1,082
i hate "gangsta" culture
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Male 128
number 4 fills me with joy inside!
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Male 9,305
So...what am I supposed to be impressed with here?
o_O?
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Female 88
I love how 3 has only like 18 bucks. Number two reminds me of 50 cent though.
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Male 312
#4 CUBBIES REPPIN!

i don`t care if he`s a drug dealer, he`s a Cubs fan so it`s all good.

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Male 901
#3 `I gots $17 dollas biotch!!!`
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Male 1,357
4 is obviously the only rich one, i could look more gansta than the rest with the money i get for my birthday!
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Female 40
That`s... just sad. They`re all lame.

But I am scared as to how #4 got all that money.

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Male 271
lol #3 has $17 going to Mickey D`s!
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Male 58
#3 Why is he flashing the AP (one of the biggest asian gangs in colo) sign?

#2 is that a squirt gun spray painted black?

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Male 1,718
4 looks like he got shot while the photo was taken and then all his cash got stolen. Ah well.
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Male 680
LOL #5: Pucker up!
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Male 1,153
lol 4 is the only good one. he looks so happy!
all the rest are posers. and i hate posers.
Anyone who has to pose to look good, doesnt look good.
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Male 76
BMWDDS1, it looks like they printed out the pic, then it got folded, then they scanned it to get it on the comp.
not a cord or a crack
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Male 322
Why would anyone want to be "gangster"??? Everyone makes fun of them anyway..lol..A real gangster is not known that he is a gangster.
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Male 363
2 and 5 idiots with guns always get shot first and wonder why. but yeah that is a lot of bank on number 4 i just wish i even had the 17 bucks number 3 has. oh and i do love the tiny gun that number 2 has be a man and get a desert eagle
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Male 6
#2 His foot is under a cord, that`s not a crack.
#4 A couple of the big stacks are $5`s, but still alot of bank.
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Male 3,425
Wow toxic, that`s so racist... And true.
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Male 311
using the word "faux" doesnt make you smart
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Female 57
lol 17 dollars is pretty gangsta, almost as gangsta as spray on tans...
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Female 40
#3 the recession hits everyone hard.

I`m going to stuff my bra with pennies and pose with my rape alarm. I`m just as "gangsta"

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Female 1,653
haha I have the douchbag anthem playing in the other tab
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Male 4,745
How did we get to a point in our society where being a cowardly gangster is cool?
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Male 14,331
#4 If that`s real he`s either in jail by now or has been robbed never a good plan to just have a small fortune laying around.
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Male 3,425
yh blad dem ganstas iz bare wicked i bet dey haz all da babez i wanna be jus liek dem wen iz older mate. init.
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Male 63
Wanksters, lol

Also can someone ban neha13 as its a bot, please

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Female 587
definately not hot, i hate when guys do this poo
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Male 4,393
no fail
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Male 14,331
LOL #3 Iz got 17 dolllas that be gangsta.
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Female 652
must be real nice for #4.. having all that money and not being able to do anything with it since its drug money.. guess he can always fix up whatever crap car he has now.

and damn whats with all these spambots?!

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Female 1
I created an account just to say that the 17 dollar gangsta had me howling....nice one.
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Female 859
hahaha oh... sad... haha
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Female 4,028
I`m sorry, Rob, but that was fail. :-|
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Male 2,528
They should make this into a caption contest.

#1...
My friends tell me I should take some of this money and buy clothes with pockets.

#2...
Break yo self fool, an` give me yo basketball goal net.....MINE`S BROKE!!!

#3...
And what do we have here? OH NO, it`s a hungry, money eating crocodile who just spotted 17 bucks, boys and girls! Rraaaarrrrrrrr!!!!!

#4...
Yayyy! Momma said I would never know what $60,000 looks like. Yo, Dookie! Remind me to buy another ink cartrage for my printer!

~or~

Ahhhhhhh! 732 papercuts at once!!!

#5...
Yo cabron, you call me Gerardo again an` I`ll bust a cap in yo ass. And remember, I have this lazer site to compensate for lack of marksmanship, muchacho!

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Female 4,028
Haha! That third guy!


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Female 1,401
the white kid with the bills in his undapants takes the cake!
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Female 28
Oh god, I know the last one lmao
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Male 45
Damn it`s hard being such a douchebag!
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Male 1,596
i`ve withdrawn all of my money from the bank, look at my savings!
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Male 453
CrazyD101, nope no euros in sight
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Male 174
what a bunch of douchebags
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Male 130
Are those Euros in pic 3? Propper G*
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Female 40
haha! How old are the first three? Like 12?!
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Male 778
johnmorgan2
Male, 13-17, Europe
2 Posts Thursday, April 09, 2009 1:34:52 AM
-snippage-

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Shoulda played by the rules my friend. That`s what is funny about `em. Don`t break `em and you don`t get banned. Simple as that.


As for the topic post, I always find these hilarious. First one took the cake for me ahaha

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Male 3,301
There is one very good solution to this problem. That solution is this guy:

I`ll give them approximately three seconds before they lose the tough guy image and turn back into the quivering balls of spoiled suburbanite snot they really are.

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Male 2
why have i been banned? PLEASE UNBAN ME mods and fancy!!! pls i never even did anything!!! come on unban me please? i thought u said u couldn`t punish without seeing me doing something myself!!! if i did something wrong, PLEASE give me another chance!!! i SWEAR that i can be better!!! i can`t even leave comments under my real username anymore!!! i am felixbuzz, by the way
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Female 1
lets just hope none of the so-called gangsters see this :S

they might just pop a cap in yoo ass.

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Male 3,301
They need to make condoms made out of two dollar bills. They`d sell like wildfire.
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Male 606
poo is so cash...
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Male 505
So will cash monayyy be the regrettable fashion decision of our decades, like leg warmers for the eighties?
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Male 134
of course they don`t wanna have jobs when they`re older, not the black ones anyway. drug money ftw?
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Male 1,685
HA HA! `beeotch!, I gots me seven-TEEN doll-uhs!`
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Male 493
Why Why do they dress like that? Do these guys even want to have jobs when they get older?
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Female 1,095
wtf is up with the spam and the pop ups?!! graw
*related note* I don`t understand the point of these pictures...is it entertainment or like...what?
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Female 136
lol third G: "17 DOLLAS?!? I OWN THIS BITCH, TAIKA PICTURE!!112"
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Male 13
I love the kid with only 17 bucks
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Female 298
lmao
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Male 99
The third kid has 17 dollars.
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Male 2,199
#4 aint bad, hes a hustla...
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Male 55
hahaaha number 1... can you say baby face??
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Male 18
In the last pic (the one with maximum amount of douchebaggery)is he holding Megatron? Faux gangsatas? Faux Sho`!
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Male 512

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Male 2,049
wow @ the last photo. buy some bullets for that gun and blow your head off punk bitch.
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Male 94
no... the 4th one has a gun and under its nose is a laser pointer.. kinda like those bb guns with the laser pointers
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Female 109
#3 - Ooh, $17. That`s impressive. ;) Haha
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Male 175
Yeah, all were pathetic except #4. I`m pretty sure that guy is a real gangsta.
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Female 2,258
Did the last one poorly edit in two guns? That just looks ridiculous.
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Male 63
hooray for fake guns... last one is the lamest
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Female 87
lolage... so lame.
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Male 674
The first one must be a stripper at a high end gay bar...

but the only one i was impressed with, was #4, Based on the stacks of money, I would say that he has anywhere between 12 and 20 grand on that table. which is a nice chunk of change. too bad that is probably every last dime he owns (including his assets)...

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Male 552
They should be put down.
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Female 1,211
#9: Man, I`d love to have that much cash. lol
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Female 97
K-Fed, is that you in the last one?
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Female 1,269
XD
seventeen dollars...
im a 15 year old from nc and im probably more `gangsta` than these mofos...
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Male 1,523
2nd one made me laugh.. Looks like he`s wearing pants under a skirt. (This comment was made on an ipod touch! How cool!)

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Male 788
Thats the $17 gangsta, everyone seems surprised
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Male 2,344
The first three are ridiculous...Rockin the $17 there, aren`tcha buddy?
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Male 1,151
The Cubs suck
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Male 17,512
I play Mobsters on myspace, That`s probably more "gansta" than any of these fools ever were. hehehe
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Male 438
lol $17. But really materialism isn`t cool unless it`s unusual.
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Female 895
#4 if that`s all real money, why is he still dressed like a crack head?
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Male 914
i guess gangsters have never heard of a bank...
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Female 16
Number 3... 17 dollars? I mean, yeah I`d be happy with 17 but it just looks funny!
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Male 10,440
wow. How retarded is this.
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Male 44
Umm actually...if those are all 20`s in #4 then that`s a lot of drating money. He should be in the real hustler`s category.
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Male 128
i think number 5 is from Jersey. all the kids there are douches and pose like that.
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Male 376
Showing off with your money is always cool kids!
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Male 6
Of course #4 is real, I have those same green containers in my kitchen and I`m frickin sweet!
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Female 262
#4 - looks the least lame, actually
#5 - most douchey out of all of them
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Female 531
17 dolla whooooo
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Male 1,036
17 dollahs man

Out in the streets, I hustle 10, 5 and 1s.

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Male 37
i`m going to go ahead and believe that #4 is real
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Male 363
the first guy looks 12.
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Female 5
ohhh baby that last guy. mmmm :]
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Male 2,582
LOL Prime!I love it when his cousin is all, "Ain`t none of dez movies real, man".
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Male 4,793
crime doesnt pay...oh wait, nevermind i guess it does.
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Male 2,958
for what it`s worth, the last guy terrifies me.


people like that breed.

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Female 158
#1 looks like he`s sucking it in.
#4 is smiley - hey, a lot of people would be super smiley with that kind of dough
#5 probably got beat up and robbed after taking this picture
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Male 7,933
Negative, what are you talking about

Its been had movies

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Male 1,666
#3: 17 dollars. Now THATS gaaaaangsta
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Male 776
dam, idk what the deal with number 4 is. its just a man appreciating a fairly large heap of cash.
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Female 35
Boy in the first pic looks a little frightened :P
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Male 2,582
Better start slangin then, Prime. He is most likely however, in prison as we type this unfortunately.
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Female 1,231
Wouldn`t hit it.
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Male 2,125
#1 Just a dumbass.
#2 Is a dumb mofo
#3 Probably got handed a few bucks?
#4 just hasn`t heard of a bank. It`s years of money saved up for one picture.
#5 is just a fag -.-

I hate every mofo `gansta` out there. >.>

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Male 2,582
Oh and...BEEN HAD MONEY!
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Male 7,933
the more and more i look at it...the more and more i want to be like #4
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Female 322
#4 holding the most money and looking the least smug.
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Male 612
Do these people think there cool or something?
THEY ARE LOSERS that think there cool...LMAO.
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Male 7,933
I got 17 dawg, dont mess with that.

And 4 looks serious. I think he actually is loaded

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Female 1,436
OMG I lol`d at each one of these morons.

*steals #4`s money and RUNS*

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Male 2,582
LOL at the guy with 17 whole dollars.
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Male 3,819
#4 is the only one with an excuse to do such things.

That`s a lot of f*cking money.

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Female 1,427
#1 actually has... $800?
#2, I can`t tell.
#3 is one broke-ass muthadrater
#4 COULD be loaded... or those could all be $1`s under each $20.
#5 has maybe $100.

So #1`s your best bet. He probably just graduated high school and got money from all his relatives.

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Male 2,788
ROFL!
#3 has 17 dollars.

DAAAYUHMN.

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Male 111
Aigh`t now, aigh`t now. Money... check. Gatz... check. Bitches.... where da bitches at!?
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Male 868
And you too, kids, can earn this money, just sell some drugs and pop some g`s. Good luck, mainly with staying out of jail.
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Male 2,788
holy fck
#4`s loaded.
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Male 2,703
why not the picture of the guy with the african money?
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Female 5,222
lmao yeah might wanna roll with #4
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Male 346
number 4 isnt so pathetic.... hes effin loaded
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Male 26
why, oh why can`t natural selection hurry up and claim this mentality...
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Female 4,197
badassery...
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Male 229
Why are people so obsessed with being black nowadays? I remember the good old days when we would beat up black folk who so much as looked at us.
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Male 391
that kid in #3 got some real money
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Male 2,395
They`re so cool. :D
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Male 17
oh snap, that guys got a 10, 5, and some 1`s!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 649
lol @ascarybear. i wish i had noticed that, it makes the picure like 100x more funny.
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Male 11,739
In 2 it doesn`t look like a bend. It goes under his right foot and you can see through the left foot. Not just the line, it looks transparent in front of the line too.
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Male 132
number 5 is not a gangsta.. number 5 is a douche.. dont get them confused..

you can tell by the fake tan and the kissey face.

just fyi, ya`ll...

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Male 4,014
#2 - its a scanned photograph - the line is a bend in the photo.

And yeah, #4 actually has quite the number of bills.

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Male 62
#3 is wearing a blue polo shirt and holding $17.....
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Male 328
umm, number four looks legit
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Male 11,739
In #2, his left foot (on the right side of the pic) is partially transparent. You can see the line on the ground through his shoe. WTF?
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Female 1,142
#1 is currently seeking out a real job, in hopes of completing a full suit someday.
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Male 81
"faux" is french for "fake" right?

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Male 7,378
i dunno. i think number 4 has moved out of the faux category
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Male 600
wow that kid in 3rd pic is holding $17.
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Female 159
Tools.
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Male 28
oh my. poor kids.
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Male 506
Tragic.
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Male 20,827
Link: 5 Pics Of Faux Gangsters And Their Cash Money [Rate Link] - Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
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